sorry if everyone else has gotten this already and i'm just behind

Happy Mother's Day

“Dean, hurry up! We’re gonna be late!”

You loved that man but you didn’t understand why it took him 45 minutes to do his hair. It was literally 2 inches long.

As you looked around the living room making sure you had everything you needed to spend the day over at Mary and John’s you spotted the gift bag that had ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ written on it. Knowing Dean would probably walk right out the front door and forget it you sat it beside your bag.

“Don’t get your panties in a twist. I’m ready.” Dean said as he was walking down the stairs rolling up the sleeves on his red flannel.

“Finally. I put your mothers gift by my bag so we wouldn’t forget to grab it. I think we have everything else we need already in the car.”

“Alrighty then. Let’s get this show on road!”

Rolling your eyes at him you grabbed your bag and Mary’s present as you walked out the door.
Thirty minutes later you were pulling up to their house. As you were walking up the sidewalk you seen Sam and Jess’s car parked in the driveway.

“I’m glad someone was here on time.” You say hoping that Dean was close enough to hear you.

“Maybe Sam wasn’t as lucky as I was last night.” Winking at you as he walked past you to open the door.

“This is true” you say matter-of-factly.

“We’re here” Dean announced just as Mary came around the corner.

“Happy Mother’s Day mom” Dean told his mother as he gave her a hug and quick kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you sweetie.” She said as she moved from Dean to you. “Hi Y/N, How are you sweetheart?”
“I’m fine Mrs. Winchester-”

“How many times have I got to tell you it’s Mary. Come on in.”

Following Mary through the house she leads you to the dining room where you see Sam and John sitting down at the table.

“Hey Dad. Hey Sam.” Dean said walking past them and to the fridge to grab a beer.

“Hey guys!” You say as Sam pulls you into a hug.

“Hey Y/N, Did you guys get lost?” Sam says jokingly.

“Ha, Why don’t you ask Dean why we were late?”
Just as you had hoped everyone looked right over at Dean.

“Sam wants to know why were late. Do you want to tell 'em or should I?”

“There’s nothing to tell.” He says nonchalantly before taking a long drink of his beer.

“Oh so you spending 45 minutes on your hair is just normal?”

“Wait so that’s why you were late?!” Sam said shock and laughter lacing his words.

“Now thay my work here is done I’m going to go see if your mom needs help in the kitchen.”

“Hey Mary I was wondering if you needed any help getting lunch ready?”

“Oh well John’s going to start the burgers soon and I think everything else has already been fixed and put in the fridge until it’s time to eat. So I think it’s all been taken care of.”

“Well in that case I have something I want to give to you. It’s a little mothers day present from me.”
Reaching down in your purse you pulled out a small box with ribbon around it.

“Honey you didn’t have to get me anything.” She says while she took the ribbon off and opened the box.

“Oh my god!” She said once she seen what was inside. “Are you pregnant?!”

“Yes! But Dean doesn’t know yet. I thought you’d like to be the one who tells him.”

“I’d love to tell him, but are you sure uou don’t want to?”

“I just want to there when you tell him.”
Just then Jess came into th kitchen.

“What is going on in here? I heard Mary holler and ”

“Y/N’s pregnant! But no one else knows so we gotts keep it hush hush for a little bit.”

“Oh my gosh Y/N congratulations!” Jess says while hugging you.

“Thanks. I’m so excited for Mary to tell Dean. He’s going to be so happy.”
A few minutes later you, Jess and Mary joined the guys outside.

“Ah there they are.” John chuckled from behind the grill.

“You just missed an awesome story.” John chuckled from behind the grill.

“I don’t think I wanna know.” Mary said while walking over to check her husbands cooking.

“That’s probably for the best.” Dean said as you sat down beside him at the picnic table.

“Everything is ready except fir the burgers. So when those get done we can eat.” Mary mentioned as she sat down across from you.

Looking uo you seen Mary mouth the words “I’m going to do it soon” and you instantly gor nervous. You knew Dean wanted to be a dad even if he hadn’t said so. You seen the way he would look at little kids when you would pass by them in the supermarket or when you would see them playing with their food at a restaurant. The thought of that being one of your and Dean’s kids brought a smile to your face.

“So mom what’s it like having an entire day dedicated to you?” Sam asked

“Well it’s not just dedicated to me, but to every mother. Whether she is expecting, already has children, or has passed on.”

She answered Sam, looking casually at you when she said 'expecting’. You hoped no one else noticed and if they did you hoped that they wouldn’t think anything of it.

“Which reminds me, someone here has a very important announcement to make. But being the amazing daughter-in-law she is, decided to let me do the honours as a wonderful mother’s day present to me.”

She paused long enough to look around at everyone and then finally said, “John, were gonna be grandparents. Dean and Y/N are having a baby!” She practically jumped off the bench with excitement.

Dean looked over at you with a shocked expression on his face.“ You’re pregnant?!”

You were a little taken aback by his reaction. You thought he would be happy about this.“Y-yeah, I found out about two weeks ago and thought that it would make a nice mothers day present for your mom.”

While you were talking you noticed the expression on Dean’s face never changed. Soon he began running his fingers through his hair and you knew exactly what he was thinking.

“Hey do you wanna go talk inside?”

Without even taking a second thought he said yes and was halfway to the house before you had even gotten up.

“Dean you know you’re going to be an amazing dad, right?”

“How can you be so sure? You say all the time how I’m a silly man child.”

“Yes you can be a silly man child, but when you aren’t being adorably goofy you are the sweetest, most caring, selfless person I know and I’m so glad you are the father of my child.”

“I am pretty adorable.” He says with a cute smirk on his face. “I can’t believe I’m gonna be a dad.”

“How do you think I felt when I found out? I took maybe four at home pregnancy tests and went to two different doctors. I still had a hard time believeing it!”

“You know as soon as we walk out there we are going be attacked with hugs right?” Dean said tilting his chin towards the backyard.

“Yeah, but were having a baby.” Wrapping your arms around his neck and pulled your self close to him.

“We sure are.” He replied before wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing you.


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Thoughts about racism. (Sick of the discourse)

For the past few months, there’s been so much unnecessary discourse about Floriana’s race which I just couldn’t quite comprehend. Firstly, why? Secondly, does no one ever think from her point of view? Thirdly, do people understand racism? Racism isn’t based on just the person’s given race. It’s based on the person’s skin color. (Trust me, I have experience)

So many people have been saying “oh Floriana is a racist because she steals latina roles when she is a white woman”. Do these people think she purposely goes and seeks out solely latina roles just to act in? Like do you realize how little those roles are? There are very few lead latina roles in the industry to begin with and that’s an issue on its own. But, not the point here. The point is, maybe just maybe if people stop to think for a second, surprise surprise, they may realize that Floriana herself could be facing discrimination in the industry. After all she isn’t “white enough” to be seen as white. So maybe there’s a reason she has been getting roles that are latina (Maggie sawyer is arguable because Andrew only ever said that once). Maybe it’s not because she actively seeks them out. Maybe that’s what she is only given a chance for? I mean how many of you thought she was non-white before googling her and deciding you were qualified in giving the race speech.

Let’s put it this way. If she auditioned for Lena Luthor and Maggie Sawyer, which role do you think she was more likely to get? (Also, half the actresses people are always mentioning that could have played Maggie sawyer are already regulars on other shows so like that couldn’t happen either ways.) I’m just saying. If she went in there to audition for Lena Luthor, chances are she wouldn’t get it because she doesn’t “look” the part. In other words, in the eyes of the industry and probably even half the fandom here, on first glance, she wouldn’t have been “white enough” to be Luthor. Chances are if she auditioned for Lena, she would still have gotten Maggie anyway. If they didn’t already find someone else.

This was a pointlessly long rant. But I just wish people would drop the discourse because it’s so unnecessary and from the standpoint of a person who understands racism, it’s ridiculous when people just throw that word around without knowing exactly what’s going on.

TLDR; the discourse is stupid. She may not be “white enough” for for actual white roles in the industry. Stop assuming someone is just actively stealing roles that are limited in the first place. And most of the people on this site really just have a discourse problem. And stop being an asshole and sending hate when you don’t even know everything that happens in their real life.

Update: Lmao here comes the anons with their “you love sanvers so shut up” hate and talking as if I don’t understand how racism works. This isn’t even about sanvers. This is literally about how everyone is feeling the need to pick apart a person’s life just because she is playing a fictional character. While you have no clue how she got the role. You have no idea what goes on behind the curtains during those auditions. You have no idea how many roles she has auditioned for and which ones of them she got only because of her skin color. So seriously, so take a chill pill and calm down.

ephemeralaprxcity  asked:

EA: Hi ^_^ I think I may have sent this ask to a blog that's no longer active but I can't remember whether or not I did or didn't send this to anyone? So I'm sorry if you've already seen this ask before >_> but can I request a Zenyatta/whoever else you'd like with a crush on someone who's in a toxic relationship? Please and thank you >_<

Nope, I have not seen this ask before so it’s all good! ^-^

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  • Zen’s a pretty chill guy
  • Like, he’s a man of peace
  • He’s also a man of protection though and this kind of thing is definitely not acceptable
  • He probably recognizes it’s a toxic relationship before you do and warns you that it’s such
  • But you tell him not to worry and continue on with it
  • Of course the man was right though
  • You know it, he knows it
  • You don’t know he knows it and don’t want him to know it so you cover it up
  • Even if it is all constant fights and your current romantic partner goes off and cheats on you and every once in a while you have bruises on your arms from them holding you too tight
  • Zenyatta isn’t an intrusive man but you bet your ass that he’s going to confront you about this
  • If you really protest about it, he goes to confront the toxic person instead
  • He’ll do it when you’re nearby though, so you can hear what he has to say
  • Ex. You’re hanging out with your partner and bump into Zen; you leave to use the restroom or something and Zen and said partner are now alone but you’re still close by
  • Basically, Zen calls Toxic Asshole out on their shit
  • Calmly
  • No yelling or screaming but certainly walks right up to them so they’re almost chest-to-chest and just kind of goes off on a rant
  • Questions them as to why they do what they do to you, if they think it’s funny, if it makes them happy to be an abusive and controlling figure in a relationship, if they think it’s the way a relationship works
  • Toxic stops them right there and argues back that he wouldn’t know what a relationship was if it hit him in the face because he’s a stupid piece of metal
  • So Zen spouts off
  • “I know what it’s like to care about someone.”
  • “I know what it’s like to want to protect and take care of and spend all my time with someone.”
  • “I believe that’s what a relationship is.”
  • “What you’re trying to run is a dictatorship and that’s not how loving someone works”
  • All the while you’re just around the corner, listening in
  • Being the rat your partner is, they probably try to start a physical fight
  • Zen doesn’t fight back but he does defend himself
  • Meaning the guy probably ends up on the ground, via Zenyatta tripping him, with his arm twisted behind his back after trying to throw a punch
  • Let’s face it, Zen’s kind of sassy too; everyone knows it
  • So he’s just kind of like
  • “If you weren’t guilty, you wouldn’t have gotten mad”
  • Toxic’s getting hella fussy and screaming about how they’d have kicked his ass if they’d been in a real fight
  • So Zenyatta picks them up, turns them around, and lightly pushes them back
  • “Stay away from (Y/N) or you’ll really get to see what a fight with me is like.”
  • They’re almost ready to start a fight again so you decide to show yourself before it starts
  • Instead of grabbing you and yanking you away like they’d normally do, they just spit at you, say you’re not worth their time, and walk off
  • That’s that
  • Zenyatta apologizes for interfering but says it needed to be done
  • You can’t help but hug him, out of appreciation of his help and because of the things he said earlier
  • He’ll hug you back and gently rub your arms, specifically where your now-ex partner would leave bruises
  • C’mon, you gotta ask if he meant you
  • “Zen, do you care about me like that?”
  • If the omnic could blush, he would
  • Instead, his body just gets a little warmer
  • Might as well come out with it
  • “I do. And I couldn’t bare to watch your partner treat you as he did any longer.”
  • Tbh, he’d kiss if he could but he doesn’t exactly have lips
  • He settles for kind of an Eskimo kiss instead
  • Let the robot boy love and care for you plz, he loves you so much
Drifting

Ship: Nalu

Story Type: Oneshot, Angst

Characters: Lucy Heartfilia, Natsu Dragneel, Lisanna Strauss

Summary: “But you already are my wife,” Natsu said, confused. For some reason, that caused me to go into hysterics, laughing, but my laughter was full of bitter pain.“That’s what you and everyone else thinks, but no, I’m really not.”

My submission for ‘Family’ of the Fairy Tail Angst Week.


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“So, Grace almighty, how’s camp treatin’ ya?” Travis flung his arm around Jason’s shoulder.

“Wrecked anybody yet? Figuratively of course,” Connor nudged Jason’s other side, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. Jason flushed.

“Or literally. That IS something he’s capable of.” Travis added, and both brothers looked at Jason expectantly. 

He tried not to stutter and pretended he wasn’t blushing, “No I uh…haven’t. Uhm…literally or-or figuratively.” 

Travis and Connor laughed. Ever since the Stoll brothers had elected themselves as Jason’s official guides to Camp Half Blood as well as new best friends (Piper and Leo excluded, obviously), Jason had been getting used to being the victim of bad jokes and innuendo. That being said, it wasn’t too bad. It turned out that as the camp’s top pranksters, Connor and Travis had a surprisingly in depth knowledge about everything (and every one) that Jason could ever want to know about. 

“Aw, come on Jason- you’re the camp’s newest, most eligible bachelor.” Connor thumped his back.

“I-I am?" 

"Totally dude,” Travis grinned, “I mean think about it; you’re new, you’re a MVP, you’re gorgeous AND you’re unironically a good person. The figurative golden apple, here, big guy.”

"Oh. Uhm. Thanks? I think, but…”

“Come on, dude, there has to be SOMEONE you’ve got eyes for?" 

"Yeah man, come on, point her out, we’ll give you the dirt.”

“Well,” Jason blushed again, “There might be, you know, one person-”

“I knew it!” Travis fist pumped, “Ok, who is it? Who’s the lucky girl?”

“Well, uh,” Jason cleared his throat, “It’s a guy…”

“That’s cool,” Connor shrugged, “Girl, guy, neither, both-doesn’t matter. We know everything-”

“About everyone,” Travis finished, “So-" 

Jason blushed and tried to point over to where a group of Aphrodite kids were flipping between destroying the combat dummies and giving them makeovers, “Uh, that boy, you know, with the pink streak in his hair and-“

Travis and Connor exchanged a look. 

"Uh,” Jason faltered, “Is that…what did that look mean.”

“Dude.” The brothers chorused, twin mischievous grins breaking their faces.

“That,” Travis said grandly, “Is Nico di Angelo.”

“AKA Camp Half Blood’s LEAST eligible bachelor.” Connor added.

“Oh,” Jason deflated, “So he’s…with someone else, then?”

“Er, well…” Travis looked awkward, “Not…really. Like, Nico’s totally single.”

“But,” Connor continued, “No one has been able to climb THAT tree.”

“Like ever." 

"Ever. Plus,” Connor said, “No one is really sure what that kid is about. He’s an enigma. Super flirtatious-”

“Like the rest of the Aphrodite kids,” Travis said, “The theory is he’s making up for his sisters vow of chastity. Which is kind of a stupid theory, but, well-”

“It’s an Aphrodite thing. They don’t even mean to flirt, they all just, like, radiate attractiveness. Everyone has had a thing for Nico at some point. The kid is FIERCE.”

“So…you two…?” Jason raised his eyebrows.

“We tried,” Connor sighed, “About a year or so ago we put this golden apple in their cabin.”

“We put a note on it that said ‘for the hottest’,” Travis nodded, “It was all set to be the most hilarious prank ever. But before they could even start tearing off each others fake eyelashes, Nico just took that apple and ate it. Didn’t even blink. It was-”

“Awesome.” They said together, and sighed.

 ”We tried…we’re trying. But Nico is essentially…” Travis trailed off.

“Undateable.” Conner nodded.

“Oh…” Jason frowned, “That’s…”

“But,” Connor looked contemplative, “If it was anyone, it’d be you." 

"Half of Aphrodite is after you already,” Travis shrugged, “I mean, you an always try.”

“The fun is in the chase, as they say." 

"Oh, well I mean, it’s not that…it’s just that-” Jason floundered, but the Stoll brothers pushed him forward towards the group.

“Go get ‘em, dude.” Travis laughed, before the shoved Jason and sent him stumbling closer to the group. "HEY NICO!“ 

"Hey, what are you two-” Jason looked around but the Stoll brothers were nowhere to be found. Nico di Angelo, however, was giving Jason his full attention. Jason was going to KILL those two…well, that is, if he made it out of here. Nico was smiling at him in a way that made Jason’s heart feel like it was going to burst out of his chest. Oh gods oh gods oh-

“Hey…Jason, right?" 

"Y-yeah. Hey.” Jason flushed. He thought his face was going to melt off when he felt Nico’s hand brush against his face. When had he gotten so close? How were his eyes so sparkly, what was-

“Your glasses were crooked.” Nico shrugged, and there were muted giggles from Nico’s siblings behind them, “That sort of thing bothers me.”

“Oh-oh. Uh, sorry?”

“Don’t be.” Nico winked, “Just keep them…straight.” More giggles, “Did you need something?”

“Oh, no, well, I just-” Oh gods, when did talking get so hard. Jason felt like someone had tied his tongue in knots. What was he, twelve? This was so stupid, so incredibly-
“It’s cool,” Nico shrugged, “If you just want to watch." 

"Uhm-” Jason wished desperately for the ground to open and swallow him up. “Watch…”

“Watch sparring practice.” Nico grinned, “Unless you want to join me?" 

"Join you…?” Jason tried to remember how to breathe.

“In sparring practice, Grace.” Nico batted at his chest, and Jason tried to remind himself he was a strong, proud hero and not a middle schooler. 

“Or just watch, whatever you want.” Nico shrugged, “Just let me know what you’re into, ok?" 

"R-right.” Jason nodded as Nico went back to his siblings and rolled his eyes at their giggling and wolf whistles from his siblings. “Right.”

Jason didn’t know whether to thank or murder the Stolls. But for now, watching sounded fine.”

Story-time: Disneyland edition!

Anyways! There’s a few stories about yesterday that I really want to talk about, but I wanted to start with one of my favorite ones.

So I went to DisneyLand with my mom, her sister, and my cousins - one of which brought he wife and kids. I don’t have many Disney shirts, but I still wanted to wear one for the trip. The one I ended up going with is a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt, but with Jack and Sally as ponies (this one).

At some point after we got off the Haunted Mansion ride, we splitted up. They went to get a fast pass for the Indiana Jones Ride, while I went in search of food, and to get in line to take photos with Jack and Sally. After I had gotten a snack and waited in line, it was finally my turn.

I don’t know if there’s some kind of protocol that the talking characters have about how they greet guests, but I’ve noticed a lot of them will usually do things like shake your hand, ask what your name is, ask if you’re having fun (sometimes all three), things like that. Anyways, I walk over to Jack and Sally, and Jack goes to shake my hand and asking what my name is. after he say hello back to me, he stops mid-sentence, and quickly takes a step back away from me. This is because he looked down, saw my shirt, and stared at my shirt for a good long second. 

He then exclaims “What is THAT??” as he points and my shirt. Sally sees it too now, and she’s just staring. She hardly has said a word.

 Jack takes a closer look before going back and pointing at my shirt again, asking “What…what is this? Sally do you see that -what is that?” I’m already grinning like a doofus at this this point, and in between giggles I say “they’re ponies!”. 

Jack looks at me, then back to my shirt before looking back at me and saying something along the lines of “Well yes, a pony but..it looks like me! And it’s like this pony-dragon thing cause of the wings, and look at the horn on his head! I could skewer someone with that!”

 I’m giggling even more at this point, and then Jack calls over one of the staff members that was stationed there (there were two of them - a guy and a girl). He calls over the guy, points at my shirt and says : ”Look at this! Don’t you think that horn would be perfect for skewering someone?”

The guy nods his head, and then says, “Oh definitely.” He then gestures to the Jack O Lantern cutie mark on Pony-Jack and says “I also like the little Jack-O-Lantern tattoo-thing it has”. Jack looks at where the guy was pointing, see the cutie mark, and says “Oh! You’re right! There’s a little Jack-O-Lantern there! I like that! Thank you for pointing that out. It’s so nice to have someone around with eyeballs” (he says even though Sally is right behind him).

Jack still looks kind of flustered about my shirt. I don’t remember what exactly he said, but it was something along the lines of how he was disappointed how he didn’t come up with it first. After that, he then starts to say something about how he doesn’t really know how to feel about the shirt, and then proceeds to telling me that I need to burn it.

 This is the point where I lost it and started laughing pretty hard. Jack continues on to say “Yes. burn it or cover it or something!” The girl staff member that was there - who’s been standing the whole time with my camera, waiting for us to stand still so she can take a picture - makes the suggestion that for the picture, I should cover the shirt with my Zer0 plushie (I bought a Zer0 plushie earlier in the day). Jack agrees to the suggestion (Sally too), and also chimes in to cover the shirt with my Zer0 plushie. 

Before he gets in position for the picture, he asks me where I got the shirt from. I wasn’t exactly sure how much detail I should have revealed about my shirt, so all I said was that I had got the shirt online. Jack then gives a rather annoyed, and slightly accusatory “Oh… Of course! You can find anything there.” after a pause, he asks “do you know if anyone else has this shirt?”. I told him no, and then he said “Oh, good,” following that with “Keep it that way”. I’m holding back laughter (still grinning like an idiot) and nod in agreement, while also making a little “zipping-my-mouth shut” gesture. Jack then says “Good!” rather cheerfully, and we all start to get ready to take a picture.

Jack interrupts the girl holding the camera two times; first time it was to turn to me and say something along the lines of “it’s good that no one else knows about this”. Second time is was so say “it’s just that it’s not scary enough! -sorry- (because he was apologizing to the girl with the camera) it’s not scary enough. If it were scarier, then maybe this could work”.

 So I then turn to look at Jack while saying - smiling the entire time- “What if the pony breathed fire?” Jack nodded and quickly said “that’s good! Breathing fire’s a good start! and not just fire. It has to be like, the giant, explosive, dragon fire kind of fire. And the flames need to be blue. Sally blue. If it breathed fire, then it might be scary enough”.

So we took the picture, hugged the two (Sally still didn’t say much. She just murmured a “you’re welcome” after I thanked them), got my camera from the girl and thanked her, and then went to sit down somewhere.

So, yeah. I don’t think Jack liked my shirt all that much. Still, it was great to see how Jack reacted. XD

anonymous asked:

CAN U PLS DO HIGH MONTY ADMITTING HIS LOVE FOR MILLER

let it be known that i have never been high in my life so this is all based on what i’ve seen in pop culture haha happy 4/20 turn up xo

They’d been back in Camp Jaha for a few weeks, and even though Clarke was still M.I.A., things had been kind of getting back to normal. The adults made the delinquents feel like shit while the delinquents basically ran the camp, Murphy was off God knows where, Bellamy was acting as the voice of everyone from the original dropship; even Jasper had finally stopped being a dick to Monty. That was mostly due to a special herb Monty had discovered during a hunting excursion, though.

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if big hero 6 had a gag reel, part two
  • Yama: Prepare your bot, Zero. *makes a loud fart*
  • Everyone: *stares at him*
  • Hiro: I'm sure no one was prepared for that, though.
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  • Hiro: There's a fight across town; if I bolt, I can still make it!
  • Tadashi: *tries to pull back Hiro by the hoodie, but ends up tearing away part of his hoodie instead and Hiro trips facefirst forwards*
  • Hiro: Y-you owe me a new hoodie, you bonehead--
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  • Hiro: *in his own jail cell, looks up and waves at Tadashi*
  • Tadashi: *glares at him from an opposite jail cell, sees Hiro laughing and breaks character* Hold on, what's so funny--
  • Everyone: *makes stupid faces behind Tadashi and then break out into laughter*
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  • Baymax: *tries to cross the street with the microbot but a speeding motorcycle crashes into him; the nursebot then flies off-camera*
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  • Baymax: *after Hiro puts on his first armor* I have some concerns. *bits of his armor then wobble and then fly off, hitting Hiro and then the camera and the rest of the crew*
  • Director: *gets hit by Baymax's helmet* C-cut...
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  • Baymax and Hiro: *while flying across the bridge in their test flight, Baymax fails to swoop up and ends up hitting a truck*
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  • Yokai: *hurls huge metal container at the team*
  • Wasabi: *tries to scream but can't because his voice has gotten too hoarse*
  • Honey: This is what happens when you want to redo your scream fifteen times...
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  • Tadashi: *during the test videos* I-it worked! Oh, this is amazing-- *tries to kiss the screen but gets too eager and instead headbutts Baymax and falls back, hitting his head on a toolbox*
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  • Baymax: My programming prevents me from injuring another human being.
  • Hiro: Not anymore. *grabs Tadashi's chip and tosses it aside, but instead hits the camera and breaks it*
  • Callaghan: Umm, Hiro, you were supposed to go after me, not the cameraman.
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  • Tadashi and Hiro: *opens up a bin containing the microbots but gets a huge surprise when Krei pops out, taking them both by surprise*
  • Krei: Oh my god, you should have seen your faces--*sees the cameras around them* Oh, are we filming right now?
  • Tadashi: *slams the lid of the bin down on his head* Yes, we are.
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  • Hiro: I'm on a roll, big brother, and there is no stopping me!
  • Tadashi: H-hold on, I think the brakes on this moped are broken--
  • Hiro: Wait, what? But we're supposed to slow down right about--
  • Hiro and Tadashi: *crashes into the police car and is sent flying off-screen*
  • Tadashi: ...Great, now we're going to be arrested FOR REAL this time.
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  • Hiro: *when confronting Callaghan, who has Krei captured* Let him go!
  • Callaghan: *narrows eyes* Fine! *tosses Krei off-screen, with Krei screaming like a little girl* Oh, wait, was I supposed to not let him go?
  • Krei: S-seriously, was that you getting back at me for flooding your trailer, Cal?
  • Hiro: *facepalms* Unbelievable, these two.
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  • Hiro: *has fallen and is stuck between his bed and his desk*
  • Baymax: It is all right to cry. *leans forward and tries to grab Hiro out of there, but is struggling*
  • Hiro: O-oh no, I'm stuck for real this time, aren't I?
  • Baymax: *stands back up* I'm afraid you can cry all you want this time, Hiro. I can't get you out of there.
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  • Honey: *grabs a chem ball from her purse when she's first trying out her gear; she holds it up and the ball explodes in her face*
  • Hiro: *doubles back, stunned but then laughing about it* At least your gear works, right, Honey?
  • ---------
  • Wasabi: *slashing away at microbots when his blades comes loose and flies off, he then stops and instead bumps facefirst into a column of microbots* T-that wasn't so cool, I'm sorry...can we do that again?
  • ----------
  • Tadashi: *puts duct tape on Hiro's arm*
  • Hiro: Hate to break it to you, bro, but already been invented.
  • Tadashi: *tries to pull off the tape, but can't* Oh, we might have a problem*
  • Hiro: *narrows eyes* What kind of tape was that...?
  • Tadashi: Oh, don't worry, Hiro, I can fix this... *tries pulling off the tape some more, and when it comes off, he falls back off-camera*
  • Hiro and Tadashi: O-OUCH!
  • Baymax: *inflates* Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. Now which patient should I take care of first?
  • ----------
  • Hiro: *while running from the microbots in the warehouse, he runs into a pipe with a loud clanging sound and falls on his back*
  • Baymax: *stops*
  • Microbots: *stops and recoils back*
  • Hiro: N-now would be a good time to be a nursebot, B-Baymax...
  • ----------
  • Hiro: But Baymax can handle that guy!
  • Baymax: *is tossed back by Yokai but hits the windshield of Wasabi's car instead of its roof*
  • Everyone: *crushed under Baymax's weight* O-oh no...
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  • Fred: My name is Fred, and it's been thirty days since my last--HOLY MOTHERF--------
  • Gogo: Dude, you can't swear in a Disney movie. *looks into camera* You should hear him offscreen, it's worse.
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  • Honey: *takes a pic of Yokai, camera flashes*
  • Yokai: *stops and strikes a pose, laughing*
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  • Krei: Those setbacks made us stronger, and set us on a path to a bright-- *accidentally splashes himself in the face with champagne*
  • Callaghan: *offscreen, laughing like a maniac* Are you kidding me, Alistair?
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  • Cass: Yeah, wiiiiiiiings--*is too enthusiastic with what she's doing and accidentally tosses the bowl of wings towards the camera*
  • Director: What a waste of good wings, too...
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  • Fred: The man in the mask who attacked us is none other than--
  • Fred's TV: *flashes a video of Fred singing in the shower instead*
  • Everyone else: *breaks out into laughter*
  • Fred: What? *looks at screen* Oh my f-----!
  • ---------------
  • Wasabi: Fred, I was laser hand you in the f--*accidentally activates his blades, now pointed so close to Fred*
  • Fred: OH GOD WASABI I WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND--
  • Wasabi: Sorry, sorry! Didn't mean to do that--!
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  • Gogo: THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A C--*voice breaks*
  • Wasabi: *holds back laughter*
  • Gogo: One word out of you, I swear--
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  • Callaghan: Was my daughter a set--*stops, tries not to laugh at Krei making funny faces at him* DAMN IT KREI, WE'RE FILMING!
  • Krei: *stops* Oh, we are?
  • Hiro and the team: *offscreen, all facepalming*
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  • Baymax: *in his armor, kicks the warehouse's door down*
  • Hiro: *pops out behind him* Get him, Baymax--huh?
  • The rest of the cast and crew: *lights flicker on inside the warehouse* Surprise! Happy birthday, Hiro!
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  • Everyone: *throwing a rave party inside the Lucky Cat Cafe when they should be filming the scene after Tadashi's funeral*
  • Hiro and Tadashi: *on top of the stairs, dancing like idiots*
  • Tadashi: This is so much better than having me dead for the rest of the film!
Out of the Ashes, The Interview Process

Out of the Ashes, part 7/?
Rose Tyler, human!Tenth Doctor (AU)

Rose Tyler is used to being alone, having learned the hard way that, eventually, everyone disappears.  After losing the one person she dared to believe wouldn’t leave her, she stops trying to believe that anything will last.  She’s determined that no one will hurt her or her son again.

Genres: hurt/comfort/romance
Rating: teen
Beta: rudennotgingr (who was also instrumental in writing the Miss Sage and Matthew Roberts interviews, btw)

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“God, you just can’t help yourself, can you?” Rose huffed, exasperated.  “Last week it was an iPad, this week–”

“It’s a booster seat, Rose,” James said calmly.  “It’s not like I bought your son a gold plated iPhone.”

“Why would you even do that?” she demanded.

“Because you take the bus, but it would waste half our day if I did that, and I can’t call Jack every time I want to take Ian somewhere,” he said with a shrug.

“What are you going to do with it when you leave?” she asked, chewing on a nail.

“I thought I might start smuggling six year olds from Portugal,” he said with a straight face.  “Or…I could leave it with you, in case you need it for something.  Like a normal person.”

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