Hello, I've been scrolling through your blog all day and I absolutely love it!! Could you do some headcanons for the Paladins with a very smol s/o?? Like,, a few inches smaller than Pidge short. I didn't make it to the bottom so sorry if this has already been done! Thank you so much! ^o^
I feel like I’ve written something for this before but I couldn’t find it, so I’m just gonna write this anyways! Thank you so much for the compliment, you’re so sweet!!
Be prepared for short jokes… He says them lovingly, and he finds your height adorable, but he will use you as an armrest and he is definitely prepared for you to yell at him for it.
If anyone else makes fun of your height, then he will give them a list of reasons as to why your height is perfect and that they should shut their mouth. It’s kind of embarrassing sometimes, but at least it usually gets people to stop.
He’ll tease you a bit if you ask him to grab something off a high shelf but he’ll still do it for you without complaint every time.
He doesn’t mind your shortness, if anything it makes you more adorable to him and he likes holding you.
He doesn’t make fun of your height a lot, but every once in a while he’ll make a comment on it, but he does apologize if you find it offensive.
He used to get frustrated when you’d always ask him to grab stuff for you that was out of your reach, but then you tried to climb the shelves and it nearly gave him a heart attack, so he doesn’t mind getting things for you anymore.
He’ll tease you from time to time about your height unless it’s a sensitive topic for you, if it is then he’ll never say another word about it.
He enjoys carrying you around on his shoulders and letting you feel tall, that and he just really likes carrying you or holding you and will always let you sit on his shoulders.
If he sees you starting at something up high then he’ll usually ask you if you need him to get it for you. He won’t tease you at all about it since you can’t really help you height, and he never complains about it either.
If you sat on her shoulders then you might be as tall as Shiro? Maybe? She’s actually surprised that you’re shorter than her and she loves it when you stand next to her because she feels tall for once.
You two enjoy kicking people’s shins when they make short jokes about you. It usually doesn’t stop them, but it deters them for a while until their legs are no longer bruised.
You both have mastered the art of climbing up the shelves. It scares everyone to death when they find you on the counter trying to reach things off the top shelf and they usually encourage you to ask them for help, but that isn’t really fun. Pidge will climb the shelves anyways.
He won’t say much about your height, but he does find it adorable. It also makes him feel the need to wrap his arm around you and hold you close because you’re so short and cute.
If people make fun of your height, he won’t really step in unless they’re being offensive about it or he knows it really bothers you. If it does then he’ll pull them aside and afterwards they never make fun of your height again.
He tries to keep things you need on lower shelves and if you’re reaching for something then he’ll always ask if you need help. If you’re cooking or baking, then he’ll always pull down the things you need without being asked.
Has anyone done the “immortal and time traveler” au for davekat yet because if not please imagine it, and if it’s already been done, I’m sorry!
But there’s so much that can be done with this AU, I’m surprised it’s not already popular. With Dave as the time traveler and Karkat as the immortal.
Imagine all the different time periods Dave and Karkat could ensue their antics in. Watching Shakespearean romcoms but its ACTUAL Shakespeare, being real life knights, finding out Jack Noir is actually Jack The Ripper or something stupid like that, making money off predicting historical events. Not to mention all the different time periods, Ancient Greece, Ancient Egypt, Edo Japan, Renascence Rome, Industrial England, 50′s/60′s/70′s America. ANYWHERE and ANYTIME. (assuming Karkat moves around)
Imagine Dave bring Karkat col future things while Karkat just calls the future stupid but he sure does like the “Dane Cook” fella.
Imagine Dave staying for a couple of months and the whole time he and Karkat would do nothing but talk and cuddle because Karkat missed him so much.
Imagine Dave feeling guilty for making Karkat wait so long, and Karkat feeling worried when it’s been a very long time since he’s seen Dave.
Imagine Karkat getting upset when he noticed Dave is aging, and he isn’t.
Imagine Dave never wanting to leave, and promising Karkat that one day in the future they can get married.
Imagine them both being there for historical events, totally fucking shit up in the background.
Imagine each of them giving the other something to remember them by.
Optional, imagine that Dave is from the 2000′s and can’t travel beyond that point, meanwhile Karkat will only be able to say “immortal” until the 21st century (I guess temporary immortality isn’t quite immortality but you can’t die) so after them waiting until the year 2000 to see each other a minute before new years, and then finally being able to lead out the rest of their lives together, normally, while being able to age, linearly, after so many years of waiting and worrying.
Imagine Dave dabbing in historical photos and Karkat doesn’t get it until many years later.
So I decided to make a bigger, cleaner version of Rachel Amber’s missing poster if anyone wants to use it for some reason. I sharpened the image and played with the smudge tool to fix a few pixelated details on her face. I admit I got a little lazy but it’s the best I could do for now. It’s available in high resolution, 1270x1700. So feel free to use use it.
Also, my inbox is open for requests if anyone wants something else from the game. And I’m sorry if anyone else has already done something like this.
When Ayato realised he had to train her, his first
reaction was nothing short of an explosion, something like a time bomb in an
enclosed area because he very well can’t fire his shards towards Eto.
“Why the heck do I have to be the one to train her?!” Finger
pointing towards the girl standing outside the meeting room they occupy. “I
don’t have the time or patience and you very well know that.” He spits like he
just ate something foul and needs to get rid of it ASAP.
“But you’re the only
one near her age,” she sings, “so I thought maybe you two can get along well.”
He calls Eto’s words bullshit immediately. “I
seriously think you’re blind and deaf if you think I can get along with anyone.
You should be glad that ghouls heal quickly other Naki’s hospital bills would
have shut us down the moment he came back.”
A tick appeared on Eto’s face, not that Ayato can see
it and she really has better, more important stuff that actually requires her
attention instead of dealing with Ayato’s feeble complaints. And she’s going to
show who the boss around here is. “Like it or not, you’re in charge of her from
now on. Whether she dies or survives on her first mission, it’s up to you and
your childish decisions. You can throw her to the ghetto if you want to,” Eto
shrugs, “Not like anyone significant to her will miss her terribly.”
He turns before his face gives away the slightest hint
of his stomach churning.
I just want to point out that Ashton isn’t even American and doesn’t want Donald Trump to be our president, that says something. This nonsense needs to end … if it comes down to it.. and it looks like it might.. young people need to get their butts to the voting booths and vote against Donald Trump in 2K16. I really don’t get how anyone has any respect for him, lets not make a mockery of our country? People already think the U.S is a joke….
Okay sorry done ranting … I’ll never ever rant about this again I promise