sorry idk if its even coming up

anonymous asked:

hi i love your writing so much and was wondering if you had any fic recs to hold me over until your next update 😭


I’m just gonna throw out whatever comes to mind ok and its probably mostly all smut cuz I’m a perv sorry (wow this ended up being way longer than i intended IM SORRY)

@jiminniemouse is the queen of threesomes so take a look into her profile but some of my favorites is:

Crave (Yoongi smut), Taste (Hobi smut), Making Him Jealous (ima call it a jikook threesome let me live), and her ongoing series Purple Jewels!


@jungblue ok anything from this girl is gold G O L D i love all of her fics but if I have to choose then

Future Hearts (Jimin/Jungkook love triangle), I Hate You I Love You (Jungkook smut/angst), and Control (Jimin smut omg i am still having chest pains thinking about this one)


@seokvie This girl has got a whole fucking load of fics it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow smutland wonderland your vag will cry in joy and pain

Costume (Hobi smut MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FIC I L O V E IT), View From 4-B (Hobi smut), basically all her Hobi smuts, Show Off (Wonho smut), Paradise (JB smut), JUST BINGE READ ALL OF THEM (i am also excited to read her new fic with jimin and assplay and lets just say my ass is ready but I DONT HAVE A KINK FOR ASSPLAY OK LET ME LIVE)


@jungkxook yes yes yes everything all of it just do it

Pour Up (taekook threesome), Hiraeth (zombie apocolypse au)


@war-of-hormoan‘s For You (Tae angst) killed me about 40 times


@kimvtae‘s Fall For You (Jungkook smut) series and Couples Costumes (Hobi smut)


@minsvga‘s Philophobia (Jungkook/Jimin smut/angst) series, Taking Risks 101  (Jimin smut), Children of the Night (Jungkook/Tae smut) series


@yoonminnings‘s Lace Casualties (Jimin sugar daddy)


@trapmonster‘s He Didn’t (Yoongi smut/angst), Bite me (Jungkook smut), Silent Treatment (Jungkook), Nerd (Tae), Toxic (maknae line)


@btssmutgalore oh my god all of her fics ALL OF HER DAMN FICS LETS JUST SAY SHE SERIOUSLY OWES ME A NEW PELVIS OK FUCK but my favorites so far are

Nude (Tae), Lightweight (Jungkook), Business (A FUCKING TWO PART TAEKOOK THREESOME GOD), Lollipop (Jungkook), Forbidden (Hobi)


@ellieljade‘s Apologies (Tae smut/angst) is one of my favorites and honestly just read all of her masterlist as well i cry (out of everywhere)


@kookingtae‘s Experimental Error (Tae smut I fucking died), The Switch (OT7 Smut holy hell this was one of the first bts smuts ive read and wow now you see why I really love them), Falling Into You (Jungkook smut GOD I LOVED THIS SO HARD) + the rest of her masterlist


@floralseokjin oh my goodness ok i cant believe i havent discovered you sooner I fucking love your writing pls

Buzz trilogy (Yoongi smut & O       M       G), Playing with Fire (Jungkook smut) i havent read anything else yet BUT I JS SAW SHE POSTED A NEW FIC YOU KNOW WHAT IM READIN TONIGHT


@onlylovekpop basically all her Wonho smuts and drabbles killed me k i l l e d me but my fav is Bad Behavior


Other people you should def look into is @kittae (cat fics yes) @seoulscapes (an amazing demon wonho au) @helloblamebts @seokline @kstopping @imaginethisbts @kainks @jeonins @baeseoul (p r o t e  g e)

Im so sorry I’m still sick and I’m getting tired and lazy so I just had to bunch up the rest HAHAHA but I hope this helps anon! And you will def not be disappointed in any of these ok they are amazing and beautiful and amazing and everytime I read their stories literally

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Y'all… You know that one machine that made the statues in Villanos/Villainous??

Like, my boy BH said it would make a statue of the most important thing in your life, right???

Well, in the way I first interpreted this scene, when Flug did the first statue, it was a statue of BH.

Guys. Guys Idk if I’m just tired because it’s 2:32 AM and I decided to post abt this a while after I got into the fandom, but HOLY SHIT I think I struck gold.

Y'all, if I’m not being tired, this means that Black Hat is the most important thing in Flug’s life. And the statue wasn’t even too vicious looking,,, it was just like, really chill.

And like, BH didn’t even seem to be bothered at all, like he knew he was the most important in Flug’s life or something, like it didn’t even come up that it was him, he just instantly went to “I DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT!!” and Idk I’m probably tired but at least let me share my thoughts please!!

anonymous asked:

I know you just answered an ask on how you make your backrounds but also is there any types of things that help you get ideas for them? I'm really bad with backrounds.

eeeeee its really just a matter of taste?? idk LOL. i really love meadows and nature 

STUDIO GHIBLI IS ONE OF THE BIG ONES THO!!! i love their work with skies!!

im also HEAVILY HEAVILY inspired by gurren lagann, so i love the distant future sort of environment it had

i know i sort of said it before, but observing from life really helps with coming up with backgrounds??? even a simple street of your house can be filled with lots of unique things and stories when painted

anonymous asked:

could you write sabo being hurt and for some reason it's marco taking care of him?? maybe ace wasn't there, maybe sabo tried to hide his injuries idk idk whatever you think up

this is what I thought of? Sorry. There’s another request of the same coming up that’ll be more accidental, I think, but I hope you like this anyway!

“If you don’t back down, I will make you,” Marco says.

“Oh yeah?” the idiot in front of him sneers. “You and what army?”

The idiot starts a lunge and Marco doesn’t even get the chance to tell the guy that he is an army, because that’s when a civilian trips right into the path of the idiot’s knife.

“What–” the kid says, eyes going wide. “Shit!”

Marco steps forward to catch the kid, and the idiot moves back, pulling out the knife. Marco grabs the back of his jacket before the kid falls further and pulls him into his arms to set down gently. “You okay, yoi?”

The kid makes a face but nods. “I’m fine,” he says, pressing a hand to his stomach. “Uh, and he’s getting away.”

“No he’s not,” Marco says, turning. “Stay here.”

The kid mutters something behind him. Marco doesn’t stop to listen; he’s got an idiot to catch.

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billionaire-prince  asked:

It kinda upsets me when people (and even VIPS!) assume that BIGBANG is over, or that Seunghyun won't come back. These times have been hard, but we need to assure ot5 that we'll wait, even if it takes a long time. They have shown us again and again that they're fighters, as their fans we can't let them down. Somehow, it's like telling a friend "you'll never be able to get through this". Idk if I'm making sense sghs (I'm sorry, english isn't my first language ugghh)

no i get what u mean. we should lift each other up not put each other down. we’ll be strong for them and they’ll be strong for us!

anonymous asked:

Hi ! Can you please do a one shot where y/n and Calum are best friends and y/n is super innocent and Calum knows that and one day their together and talking and the topic of kinks comes up and y/n gets flustered bc she has a daddy kink even tho she has never tried anything and Calum finally finds out what her kink is and gets turned on and wants y/n to experience that and then you can take it from there. So sorry it's so long and if its complicated, but Thankyou !

oh my god idk why but i had so much fun with this and it’s good that your request is long bc it sets the scene yknow (if that makes any sense) i basically just like long requests ok bye

“This is weird as hell.” Calum whispered, leaning over towards you. You nudged him out of your personal space.

“It’s not, if you ignore the, um, y’know.” You blushed at the mention of sex. It was no secret that you were innocent to the nth degree, which was why watching 50 Shades of Grey was so awkward. You loved the storyline behind the books; Christian being a tortured soul with trust issues and Anastasia being the one to try to help him. But a half hour into the movie, you were wishing you hadn’t picked it to watch with your best friend. As usual, Calum made everything more weird and uncomfortable than it had to be.

“But he’s whipping her! Why is he whipping her, that’s not okay.” He protested loudly. You rolled your eyes, but you could feel the heat rising on your face.

“It’s a kink, Calum. People like what they like and you have to accept it.” You explained, which earned a scoff in response from him.

“But- ugh.” He groaned “I didn’t think this was gonna be this bad. Why do you like this, Y/N? It’s so fucked up. I understand people like to get freaky in different ways, but this… this is something else.”

“You’ve got a kink, right?” You looked up at him. His face twisted in confusion, but you could see the added rosiness in his cheeks. “There’s gotta be something you like that isn’t normal.”

“I can’t believe we’re having this conversation.” He rolled his eyes jokingly “I mean, it’s you! You’re as innocent as it comes, no offense. The next thing I know you’re gonna be begging  me to fuck you and call me daddy.”

You froze. How did he know about that? Sure, you’d never actually done anything, but you’d gotten curious about what a daddy kink was and ended up watching porn for three hours. Needless to say, you were alarmed by your sudden desire to do exactly what Calum had described.

“Y/N? You alright?” He snapped his fingers in front of your face. You cleared your throat, nodding and straightening your posture. The tight feeling in your crotch you’d only felt once before was quickly returning. Calum smirked. “Oh, I see how it is.”

“See how what is?” You tried to keep your voice from shaking. His finger moved under your chin, tilting it upwards slightly.

“You, my dear Y/N, have a daddy kink.” He decided. Your eyes went wide and you tried your best to feign disgust.

“Me? A daddy kink? That’s ridiculous.” You shook your head quickly. He smiled lazily, pausing the movie with his free hand.

“Don’t lie to me, baby girl. You’re a lot dirtier than I took you for.” He traced your jaw with the tip of his finger “So you’d like it if I let you call me daddy, hm?”

“W-What?” You stuttered before attempting to compose yourself “Calum, we’re friends. Even if I did have this imaginary daddy kink, we’re friends, not lovers. And you know I’m waiting to lose it to someone I really care about.”

“We’ve been friends for years, there’s no one better for the job.” He grinned “C’mon, I’m willing to do this. No strings attached.”

“Won’t it be weird?” You asked quietly. He shrugged.

“It’s only weird if you make it weird.” He mumbled “I’ll go easy on you, don’t worry about it. It’s no big deal. And if I’m honest, I’m kinda into it.”


“Either we do this or I’m gonna need your bathroom for a few minutes.” He stated, pressing his bulge against you. You swallowed, nodding warily.

“O-Okay.” You stumbled over your words. He smiled softly as his fingers wandered across your face.

“Good girl.” He hummed “You know what to call me. And you tell me what to do; I know how important this is to you.”

“Calum, please just do something. Anything.” You begged. He smirked, tilting his head slightly.

“What’d you just call me?” He questioned. You squirmed as his hands made their way down your sides, lifting up your shirt.

“Daddy,” You gasped involuntarily as he cast your shirt aside. Cold air hit your torso and you were quick to wrap your arms around yourself. This was the first time a guy had seen you this exposed. Even your skimpiest one-piece covered more than this. Calum slowly pried your arms away from your body.

“Hey, it’s just me, princess. No need to be shy.” He put a hand on your cheek. You blushed, nodding and setting your hands in your lap. He guided your lips up to his, connecting them gently. His lips formed a lazy smile as he pulled away. “I don’t know if I’ve ever told you before, but you’re so beautiful. You deserve to be told that.”

“Thank you.” You were sure your face was burning by now. He hummed in response, too busy looking over your body.

“Have you ever let anyone else see you like this, baby, or is it just me?” Calum asked. It took you a moment to realize he was talking to you, as his hands were currently making their way towards the band of your bra.

“Just you,” You mumbled. He looked up for a moment, pausing his motions.

“Just you who?” He raised an eyebrow. You gulped, trying desperately to ignore his soft fingers creeping under your bra.

“Just you, daddy.” You groaned. He nodded in approval, fingertips toying with the cotton of your bra. A part of you was telling you to scream at him for how he was violating you, but you couldn’t help but enjoy it. You loved the way his skin felt against yours.

“Can I take this off, sweetheart?” He asked, hands already at the clasp of your bra. You nodded eagerly.

“Please, daddy.” You urged. He smirked, unhooking the bra and letting it fall beside you. His eyes widened at the sight of your bare chest. “Why are you looking at me like that?” You began to lift your arms to self-consciously cover your chest. He swallowed, putting a hand on your arm.

“Don’t cover yourself,” He instructed and you hesitantly lowered your arms. His teeth bit down harshly on his bottom lip. “Shit, you’re gonna make daddy feel so good, aren’t you, baby girl? Gonna let me take you just how I need you. Isn’t that right?”

“Yes, daddy.” You confirmed. He cupped your breasts in his hands, running the pads of his thumbs over your nipples.

“Fuck, you’re such a good girl. I bet you’re so fucking wet for me. Am I right, Y/N?” He groaned. You whimpered in response, too focused on the pleasure radiating from your nipples. He applied pressure, making you let out a low moan. You were surprised with how responsive you were to his touch, and how comfortable you felt. He removed his hands from your body. “I want you to take off your pants for me, sweetheart. Daddy’s gonna take care of you.”

“Please,” You breathed. He nodded, not taking his eyes off yours as you tugged on the waistband of your yoga pants. His tongue slid across his lips as he took in the sight of you stripping for him.

“Fuck, Y/N, you’re so hot.” He groaned. You slowly set your pants aside, exposing your pale pink panties. He visibly tensed, jaw clenched tightly. You were almost sure the wetness dripping from your core was soaking through the cotton.

“What are you gonna do?” You spoke in a hushed tone. He licked his lips again, getting down on his knees in front of you.

“Can I take these off?” Calum asked, running his finger along the lace edges of your panties. You gave him a shaky nod as an okay. He slipped his finger under the waistband, pulling them down your thighs. “God, all this time the most beautiful woman has been right under my nose and I didn’t even notice.” He sighed in content. Your face flushed, causing you to duck your head.

“T-Thank you.” You whispered. He looked up at you from under his lashes.

“Don’t be shy, princess. Daddy’s not gonna hurt you.” He coaxed, putting a hand on each thigh and spreading them apart. Your muscles tensed reflexively, as it was still new for you to be so exposed. “Such a pretty pussy, baby girl. You’re so wet for me.”

“P-Please,” You gasped, feeling your core tense. He removed his hands from your body to take off his shirt. His muscles rippled with every movement, the dark black of his tattoos making a striking contrast against his tanned skin.

“Please what, baby?” He ran his hands down your thighs. You squirmed in your seat, groaning and throwing your head back.

“Please, daddy. Touch me, fuck me, I don’t care. Please just do something.” You begged. He nodded, smiling slyly.

“Of course,” He leaned closer to you. You gasped loudly as he dipped down, licking a long stripe down your slit. The pleasure was new to you, but much better than before. He looked up at you. “Feels good, huh?”

“Y-Yes, daddy.” You bit your lip to keep from crying out. He nodded absentmindedly as he started rubbing circles into your clit. “Oh, fuck. Feels so good.”

“Have to get you ready for my cock, baby girl.” Calum dipped a finger into you dripping wet hole. He smirked. “Mm, I bet you could take me right now. You’re absolutely soaked for me.”

“Please do something.” You begged, bucking your hips against his finger. He began pumping his digit slowly.

“Like the feeling of my fingers inside you, sweetheart?” He grunted, adding another finger. You whimpered as you nodded. “Think I can give you another? And use your words.”

“Daddy, please, I need more.” You pleaded. He nodded, dipping his head down and planting a kiss to your clit. You moaned as he began sucking. His tongue swirled around the bundle of nerves, making you throw your head back in ecstasy. The addition of a third finger was enough to make you let out the most animalistic noise you’d ever made. He pulled away at this, still pumping his fingers.

“You like it when daddy licks your sweet little pussy clean, hm?” He asked, not needing your response to confirm what he already knew “You ready for my cock, baby girl? Gonna make you cum so fucking hard you don’t know what hit you.”

“Yes,” You breathed, groaning as he curled his fingers inside you. One of your hands tangled itself in his raven curls as he reattached his lips to your folds. The small amount of suction he applied was enough to make your legs quiver. His tongue slid across the sensitive area repeatedly. You gasped as his fingers dug deeper, hitting what was evidently your sweet spot. He looked up at you, amusement pooling in his eyes as he saw you on the brink.

“Think you can let go for me, baby girl?” He licked your clit once more before coming up for air. You nodded, squeezing your eyes shut in pure pleasure. He moved his free hand to rub circles in your clit as he reattached his lips. You could feel the pressure building in your core and you knew you were nearing your high. The way he was sucking your clit and hitting your sweet spot just right was enough to make you moan loudly. He chuckled, sending vibrations through your body.

“Fuck, I can’t… I’m gonna-“

“Let go for me, Y/N.” He coaxed. You moaned again, feeling a swell of pleasure run through you. Your whole body quaked with an indescribable feeling. He hummed in content as he lapped up your juices. His fingers swirled around your opening before he pulled them away. He ran a finger up your slit before bringing it to his lips.

“D-Daddy,” You moaned. He shushed you, running a hand over your slit.

“You taste so good, sweetheart.” He praised, pulling his finger from his mouth. You whined, not enjoying the absence of his touch. “You’ve been such a good little girl for daddy tonight. Tell me, baby, do you want me inside you? Filling up that tight, wet pussy, making you cum again like I just did?”

“Yes please, daddy.” You were surprised by the steadiness of your voice. It didn’t reflect how chaotic you felt inside.

“Yeah? You like begging for me?” He asked as he undid his belt. You watched the black leather fall a his feet.

“I need your cock, daddy.” You looked up at him with needy eyes. He nodded, stepping out of his black jeans.

“C’mere, beautiful.” He beckoned you forward with a soaked finger. You gulped, reluctantly standing up and walking the few feet to where he stood. His hand went under your chin, lifting it so you had no choice but to look at him. “I have more class than to fuck you on your couch. Wrap your legs around my waist.”

“I’m fine with-“

“Listen to daddy.” He cupped your ass with his hands, lifting you off the ground. You were forced to comply with what he had asked. His lips attached to your neck briefly, and before you could fully process what was happening, he was throwing you down on your bed. He immediately climbed on top of you. “You gonna be good for me, baby? Stay just like you are and take my cock?”

“Yes.” You nodded. He hummed a response, pinning down you arms by lacing his fingers through yours.

“I’m gonna tell you right now, princess, this is gonna hurt.” He looked you in the eye, completely serious “And even though it’s not gonna be the best thing, I want you to stick with it for me, okay? I’ll hold your hand the entire time.”

“Thank you,” You swallowed. Honestly, you were impressed by how caring Calum was. You could tell he cared about your comfort more than he cared about the sex.

“Of course,” He pulled one of his hands away to quickly remove his underwear. Your eyes went wide at the sight of his long, thick cock. He noticed this, causing a small laugh to slip from his lips. “Like what you see? You want daddy’s cock inside you?”

“Please,” You squeezed the hand that was still entwined with yours. He nodded, taking his length in his hand and pumping it slowly.

“Fuck, I already know you’re gonna make me cum so hard.” He groaned “I’ll pull out, it’ll be better if I take you bare.”

“O-Okay.” You agreed. He nodded to himself before running his tip over your entrance. You gasped as he slowly slid himself into you. He was right; his dick stretching you out hurt, but you couldn’t let him know. His eyes searched yours as he began to thrust slowly.

“You alright, sweetheart?” He asked, placing his free hand on your chest. You responded with an uneasy nod. “Just ride it out, baby girl. I promise it’ll feel good in a second, nice you get used to it.”

“Can you touch me like you did before?” You mumbled. He smiled slightly, nodding as he brought a thumb to your clit. You let out a moan at the now-familiar sensation.

“There we are. Focus on how good daddy’s making you feel.” He rasped, his lips ghosting over your ear. Shivers ran down your spine as you did exactly what he told you to. The pain was beginning to fade and in its place was a feeling you knew his fingers couldn’t give you. Soft whines and grunts passed his lips, still swollen from your pussy. You wrapped an arm around his back.

“Ugh, daddy. Fuck me harder.” You begged. His eyes filled with lust as he eagerly complied with your request. His balls slapped against your skin, filling the otherwise quiet room with a crude noise. The occasional gasp passed your lips, but you were surprised at how vocal Calum was. He grunted with every move, groaning when your walls clenched around him.

“Baby girl, I’m not gonna last,” He huffed, ramming into you. You cried out at this; he was fully inside of you, stretching you out completely.

“You’re so deep, daddy,” You commented. Where your sudden talent for dirty talk came from, you weren’t sure, but neither of you were complaining. Beads of sweat dampened Calum’s hair, making it even more curly than usual.

“I know, baby. Gotta fill you up right.” He grunted, pounding into you relentlessly “God, I love your tight little virgin pussy. Makes me feel so good.”

“I’m so close, daddy.” You breathed “Oh, please. Feels so good.”

“Cum for me, baby girl. Cum on daddy’s cock like a good girl.” His thumb dug deeper into your clit. Your back arched off the mattress as you neared your second high. “Come on, Y/N, don’t hold back. Cum for daddy.”

“Oh, fuck me, daddy,” You cried, pleasure overtaking you entirety. He thrusted harder, riding out your high.

“Mm, yeah. That’s my good girl.” He praised, stroking your hair “Where do you want my cum, princess?”

“All over,” You mumbled, still seeing stars as a result of his relentless thrusting. He grunted, pulling out of you.

“Put your hand right here, you’ve gotta earn it.” He grabbed your hand, wrapping it around his fully erect dick. A low whimper left his lips as you began pumping it. “Good girl. You’re making daddy feel so good.”

“Am I doing okay?” You spoke quietly. He groaned, throwing his head back.

“Faster, princess.” He demanded “C’mon, baby, daddy’s so close. I can’t wait to see you covered in my cum.”

“Please, I want it.” You begged, in hopes of inducing his own orgasm. Both of your hands were working on him; one hand firmly wrapped around his shaft, the other massaging his sack. His hips bucked slightly against your hand.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum. Oh, shit, baby girl, just like that.” He moaned. You increased the speed of your motions, feeling his cock throb under your touch until thick ropes of cum shot out from his tip. He groaned, thrusting into your hand to ride out his high. You let out a squeal as the warm liquid covered your chest. Calum finally calmed down, left gasping for air.

“Was I good, daddy?” You dared to ask. He nodded breathlessly, making a spot for himself to lay beside you.

“So good, baby girl. Never felt better.” He panted “God, I’m gonna have to take you like that more often.”

“I would be okay with that.” You agreed. He smiled as he turned to face you.

“Oh, please, you’d be more than okay with that.” And there it was. Calum was back to his usual banter, and you were still just friends.

High School Prom AU feat. Ichihime, Renruki, Ishinemu, Hitsuhina, and Grimmnel.

IH: Orihime comes in a long pale pink puffy dress. She has been saving for months to buy that dress and even took a second job at one point. Ichigo comes with a regular tux and when he looks at Orihime, he admits to her that he wishes he had saved up more money to buy a more extravagant tux. Orihime tells him that she doesn’t mind Ichigo’s regular tux and says that to her, he’s the handsomest guy in the prom, extravagant or not. This reply leaves Ichigo’s face a red for a few minutes. Neither can dance well and they frequently step on each others toes. But hey, they’re trying. Also, Ichigo thought it would be romantic to steal a kiss during the dance, but Orihime did a twirl at the last minute and Ichigo ended up kissing her hair. He then had to explain awkwardly to a confused Orihime why she just felt something weird on the back of her head. They take a lovely picture at the prom photo booth and afterwards, Ichigo thanked the stars that nothing went wrong with the picture.

RR: Rukia wears a long, slim, and glittery white dress. Definitely the most expensive dress in the prom since it was a gift from her rich brother. Renji wears a midnight blue tux that compliments Rukia’s dress. He too saved money for it, but the goggles he’s wearing look more expensive than the tux. Also, Renji dances so bad, that at one point Rukia spent more time laughing than dancing. Luckily for Renji, Rukia was taught how to dance by a private tutor hired by Byakuya when she was younger, so Rukia guided him while they both danced. At the prom photo booth, they take a regular prom picture for Rukia to show to Byakuya but then they take a bunch of pictures for themselves with silly faces and poses. The photographer kicked them out when they were starting to hold a line and then put a limit on the pictures a couple can take.

IshN: Ishida being a bit too extra, had made 5 different dresses for Nemu to wear at the prom and 5 different tuxedos to go with each dress. Nemu had a long and slim red dress embroidered with white gems, a short black puffy dress with beautiful cherry blossom embroidery, a pale blue and grey dress with layers, a white puffy dress with rose motifs, and a short purple glittery dress. Ishida’s tuxedos were all white but none looked the same. Each had different designs, embroidery, and motifs. They both changed every 30-40min and each time people would ask them where they got their outfits only to be surprised to learn that Ishida made every dress and tuxedo himself. Being a fast learner, Ishida taught himself how to dance and then taught Nemu himself before the prom. To his surprise, Nemu surpassed him in skills and moves and she practically guided/dominated him throughout the dance. She even attempted the rose-in-the-mouth thing which left Ishida amused and red in the cheeks. The photographer lifted the photo limit just for them at the prom photo booth because their outfits were just so gorgeous much to Ishida’s and Nemu’s delight.

HH: Momo came in with a short pale yellow dress that was tied in the waist with a large bow. Her friend Nanao had helped her buy it. Toshiro came with a sky blue tux that his shopaholic neighbor and friend Rangiku picked out for him. Toshiro wanted to surprise Momo by learning to dance well so he asked Rangiku to teach him before prom. It worked and Momo was taken aback at his dance moves. This results in Toshiro getting overconfident and he tries to dance the Lindy Hop with Momo and attempts to lift her up during it but Momo slips and lands head first at the fruit punch bowl from the refreshment table next to them. 10 minutes full of apologies and a very helpful Ishida later, Momo has a new white dress with ruffles. At the photo booth, Toshiro tries to stand on his toes to at least be the same height as Momo. The photographer laughs at him when he sees what he’s trying to do and that’s why on their prom photo, Toshiro has a frown.

GN: Nel has short slim black dress with sequins and black ribbons. Grimmjow comes in with a T-shirt and jeans saying that there’s no way in hell he’s wearing a tux. Nel sends him ass back outside until he finds one. 40 minutes later Grimmjow comes back with an ill fitting tux he luckily found from that LetGo app and when Nel and Grimmjow dance pretty much everyone at the party is shocked to find out that Grimmjow is a great dancer. At one point everyone even gathers in a circle just see him dance. Nel is pretty much in shock too. She’s basically speechless throughout most of the dance. When they go take a picture, the photographer has to convince Grimmjow to smile, and when he gives in and shows his totally-not-slasher-smile, it freaks out the photographer.

gaytalk  asked:

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY IT MAY JUST BE ME BUT whenever someone headcanons craig as a smoker now all i think of is that one line from tswift's new song "sorry the old taylor cant come to the phone now. why? oh. she's dead." and like. its just rly odd when ppl headcanon him like that idk it seems Very OOC and Uncool hes 10 even if u age him up in ur smutty fanfics ur basing his current smoker persona off of a 10 year old fnfhjffkkffk

“sorry the old craig can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh. he’s dead!

first kiss. second kiss. - Yoonkook Week Day 7

Hey y’all! I finally got time to post work for the last day of otp week and its a First Kiss fic! I honestly hope this came out good, I mean I think its pretty cute heh
fluff; 1.4k words

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- The first was impulsive, yes, but what was the second one? -

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anonymous asked:

you probably dont care but uh that guy who invented playboy just died (hugh heffner) and tbh its a lil sad for me cos hes such a legend and he had such a good eye throughout the years when it comes to image honestly idk thats just my opinion tbh

I’m sorry… Even though I never really paid attention to playboy I understand losing an idol and someone you look up to. Feel better, take time, and ily

anonymous asked:

when i came out last year, my sister told me how i should wait until college to come out so itll be easier on me. well, im in college now, and nothing's changed. my sister still introduces me as her sister [deadname] and my mom doesnt like me using my preferred name (shes the one who told me ill have trouble with banks). i want to bring this up with at least my sister but my familys p conservative and think its a phase so idk how to even start thinking abt what to say to her and im kinda anxious

I’m sorry that you’re in this situation. Now you’re in college you can live more independently and you can come out to people there and people will accept you. That will give you some support and validation when you’re there. Try sitting down with your sister and explaining that it’s been a year and now you’re serious about coming out to people. Explain to her how it makes you feel when they brush your gender off and maybe eventually she’ll come around. Try prepare for the things you think she will say and then it won’t be too hard on you if she says anything offensive. Also thinking of comebacks to things could help you persuade her a bit. You’re going to be okay and you will be able to transition and people will see you as the person you are! 


MCR 23rd September (my theory)

if you’re a sad MCR piece of trash and you’re literally wetting youself because you’re so hyped about this announcement, I’ve come up with a theory behind the whole white flag and cross ordeal going on here. PS, its probably gonna be long but idk i ramble a lot. (sorry for spelling misakes or whatever im useing my laptop)

So as you know its the 10th anniversary of the black parade. The theme of the album as we know was pretty dark and grim, even gerard said so himself. the colours associated with the album mostly was black and white. the black (in my opinion) mostly over powered the white. black is normally symbolised with fear of the unknown, depression, maybe anxiety etc. and thats what the whole album was about. A cancer patient fearing the unknown who was depressed and anxious about the future ahead of him/her. white symbolises safety and goodness, but i’ll explain in a bit.

The new MCR logo has changed though. a black cross with a white background. you could argue that this was an untentional design, but if you’re a bin like me then obvs you want to look further into it. my friend told me that the cross is actually a symbol of ressurection, and yes it could be. maybe MCR are really reuniting. you also would’ve noticed the “MCR X” in the cross. yes the X could’ve just been there to fill up the last gap, OR if you look further into it and know your roman numerals, X is actually 10. look at what i said before. 10 years of the black parade.

could this be a follow up album/tour to the black parade?

again, as i said earlier, i thought that the black over powered the white in the black parade. but in the flag, the white over powers the black. i also said that white symbolises safety and goodness which is the complete opposite of black.

now, this may be irrelevant to the whole MCR thing, but i decided to look up the date that they mentioned at the end of the video, 23/09/16. i didn’t exactly think i’d find anything useful, and this may not actually be useful. i found out that a psychologist died on that day back in 1973. this psychologist discovered the psychoanalysis theory. his name was Sigmun Freud, and guess what? he died of CANCER. what is the black parade album about? A CANCER PATIENT.

so, i decided to look up what that psychoanalysis actually was, and it turns out that it “releases suppressed emotions and experiences.” it also “helps with ANXIETY and DEPRESSION”

Soldiers in wars and conflicts normally suffer from PTSD, depression, anxiety etc. which could’ve been helped with psychoanalysis. the reason im mentioning soldiers is because at the end of the black parade (song) you can hear military drums, but we thought the whole album was about a diseased patient? also, the room the patient in is WHITE.
soldiers would sometimes be ordered to wave a WHITE FLAG in surrender, MCR waved a white flag in the video.

so, with the date, the flag, the black parade and a possibly irrelevant research to some psychiatrist guy, this must either mean that it’s just a one-off anniversary thing, or a new follow up album.

MCR better not be fucking with us and release some bullshit app because i’ll shoot my foot.

which matsu should you fight
  • osomatsu: apparently he was the best fighter when they were younger but that's up in the air now. bullying choromatsu doesn't count but choromatsu punched the shit out of him so take the chance.
  • karamatsu: don't fight him he already gets shit from his brothers they hit him with a bunch of blunt object and he still risked his ass and got sick again to get his brothers fresh water? please leave him alone he won't fight back i mean if you want to be an asshole go ahead.
  • choromatsu: you might think you can beat this idol otaku's ass but think again. he can punch the shit out of you and while he isn't quick for physical confrontation, he will tear you apart with his words. he will shit on your whole life. don't fight him.
  • ichimatsu: he tried to shit on a table, he'll shit on you. he can do some magical girl turning into a cat bs and claw your face off. he'll kill you in your sleep. maybe set himself on fire and charge at you like a tepig using flame charge... but also... he'd probably just take it. he thinks it isn't worth it [unless you're karamatsu]. probably would get off to it. go ahead... if you want.
  • jyuushimatsu: first of off, don't fight this angel. he doesn't mean any harm, he's just trying to have fun. second of all, he can wreck you. that boy is an energizer bunny of pure power. if you come at him, he might not even think you're serious and think it's for fun but he's still probably fuck you up, so don't do it.
  • todomatsu: do it. just fucking do it.

character(s): look at all these motherfuckers: aoba, mink, clear, mizuki, koujaku, and noiz

couple(s): minkao, kounoi, kinda hinted one-sided mizuki/clear but can be read as more of a friendship kinda thing so i wont tag it

notes: how did i manage to fit all these rowdy homosexuals into one thing



jellybelly: ENTERED THE CHAT 

jellybelly: hey master!

aobooty: clear please dont call me that 

aobooty: aoba is fine

jellybelly: i know

jellybelly: i just feel you deserve a lot of respect

jellybelly: for helping me pass algebra last year!

aobooty: thats

aobooty: really sweet actually

aobooty: thank you

jellybelly: :^)

jellybelly: i have another question for you master!

aobooty: is it more math

jellybelly: nope~

jellybelly: noiz said something to me today but i didnt know what it meant?

jellybelly: he told me to ask you after school

aobooty: omfg what was it

jellybelly: he said something about this porn he was watching

aobooty: jfc noiz

jellybelly: i think it was “tea-bagging”?

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anonymous asked:

any early analysis on the starters?

It’s still a tad early to say anything, but at the same time there’s some stuff we can reasonably conclude as well, so I’ll take a crack at it. But first, let me point out that no matter how accurate this is to what we’ve seen, the right Hidden Ability could throw all this out the window, similar to Protean kicking Greninja into the stratosphere. 

Decidueye seems to be the fan favorite, at least in the creators’ eyes, since I get serious Greninja vibes from it. It’s objectively the most creative of the 3 designs I feel, but anyways. 

Type: Grass/Ghost is alright. Could be worse, could be (a lot) better. It leaves you with some useful resistances to Water, Electric, Grass, and Ground, as well as immunities to Normal and Fighting. On the other hand, you’ve got weaknesses to Dark, Ghost, Ice, Fire, and Flying. Offensively, Grass isn’t too great, but Ghost is pretty reliable, if not all that useful. I have a strong feeling that Ghost is now strong against Fairy, which would make it significantly better overall, but doesn’t help out Decidueye ALL that much. The biggest issue for it, though, is probably going to be the Grass type’s general lack of coverage moves; that is, Grass types don’t usually learn moves of many different types, which is a hassle considering how much support they usually need. 

Signature Move: Spirit Shackle is a god send. A manual Shadow Tag is amazing, and keeps momentum in your favor. Exactly how well this move will work depends on a few other things. It’s almost definitely going to have perfect Accuracy, as Ghost types are the most accurate type there is. I see it having about 70 base power, which makes it too weak to rely on heavily, but it’s main use would be the utility of pinning Pokemon down, so this isn’t too big an issue. 

Projected Stats: I see Decidueye being very fast with an average Attack, which will probably be its primary attacking stat. If this is the case, Spirit Shackle (which I assume is a physical attack but I could be wrong) will be quite effective, as Decidueye will be able to force slower Pokemon to switch out, then be able to pin down the incoming Pokemon so you can pivot to the right one and go from there. Anyways, it would probably have to rely on Leaf Blade or some such if this is the case. This isn’t a bad thing at all, but there are stronger, more useful moves on the special side of things. And of course like most fast Pokemon, it’ll probably be quite frail as well. 

Overall: Right now, it looks like Decidueye will be pretty average, probably performing a bit better than say, pre-Mega Sceptile or something. But, I sense it will get some favoritism in the form of Hidden Abilities. 

Type: Fire/Dark is not bad at all. Weak to Water, Ground, Rock, and Fighting, but offensively powerful against Steel, Grass, Bug, Ice, Ghost, and Psychic. If nothing else, it’ll be useful on mono Dark teams to help with Bug and Fairy (to a lesser extent) types. 

Signature Move: Darkest Lariat looks awesome, but competitively it can very a little. The move is said to ignore the opponent’s stat changes, which is nifty in that it ignores Defense boosts and Evasion ones. However, these stats are rarely, if at all, boosted in the common battling scene, so the actual effect of this mvoe won’t be seen too often. However, IF this move works like Unaware, in that it not only ignores the foe’s stat boosts, but also your stat drops, THEN this move will really be useful, allowing Incineroar to stand up to Intimidate users better than most physical attackers. It’s probably pretty accurate as well, and I see it being quite powerful, probably 90 power or so. 

Projected Stats: Incineroar is 100% going to be a physical attacker, anyone can see that. I get Emboar vibes from it, in that it will probably be kind of bulky but not too fast. However, tigers are usually pretty quick, so I think it will have a pretty average Speed, maybe 90 or so as well. Being a Dark type, if it gets access to Sucker Punch (which I’m almost certain it will), this is a non issue to a degree. It will probably have a pretty high HP and/or Defense. It will almost definitely have low Special Defense. As for Special Attack… it’s kind of a toss up whether it’ll go mixed or not. I think it will stick to the physical side though. 

Overall: Nothing too special, but nothing too significant holding it back. Hidden Abilities notwithstanding, I see Incineroar being the worst of the three by default (which doesn’t make it bad, and won’t stop me from choosing it).

Type: NOW we’re talking. Water/Fairy is one of the best types in the whole game. Resistances to Fire, Water, Ice, Dark, Fighting, and Bug as well as an immunity to Dragon with only weaknesses to Grass, Electric, and Poison sounds too good to be true. 

Signature Move: I can’t even remember what it’s called, but it’s easily the worst. In fact, it’s actually below useless since it HEALS THE OPPOSING TEAM. Sure, it does damage, but nothing excuses healing the opponent. And because it does damage, you can’t reliably use it on your own Pokemon either. The ONLY way this mvoe will have some semblance of use is if it goes the Wake-Up Slap route, and doubles in power to 140 or so if it hits a Burned target, curing the Burn in the process. Even then it’ll be tough to use right (although it opens the door to some interesting strategies), but definitely not out of the question like it is now. 

Projected Stats: Obviously leaning to the special side; while it may have Special Attack as its highest stat though, I foresee it having average HP and good Special Defense (and low Speed). All of this combined with presumably a useful support movepool (and hopefully at least one recovering move) would make Primarina a terrific defensive Pokemon, one that many common Pokemon struggle with. It could also most likely function as a bulky special attacker as well, making it the only one of the 3 starters who, based off of my (baseless) projections, has multiple roles available to it. 

Overall: A terrific typing allows Primarina to overlook its useless signature move, and propel it to the top of the list of these 3 starters. That said, I see the other two starters getting better treatment with their hidden abilities, if only because they remind me of Greninja and Chesnaught respectively. 

In Summary: Primarina looks to be the best right now, probably followed by Decidueye and then Incineroar, although this was literally all just based off of gut feelings of mine regarding their stats. And, I cannot stress this enough, the proper Hidden Abilities, especially new ones, can come out of nowhere and really shake up this ranking (although it’s unlikely Primarina will ever be the worst of the three given its fantastic type). And that’s not even taking into consideration whatever these starters’ “secrets” are. Perhaps their own Z moves or something akin to Battle Bond? Who knows. 

But yeah, sorry if this wasn’t much of an answer!

anonymous asked:

Do you think it's odd to have like, 16-17 stories and who-even-knows how many characters? Cause I have SO MUCH, and I love it all, every single last thing but.. idk, I kinda worry sometimes it's too much? sorry to randomly rant to you about this ~K

It’s perfectly fine! It doesn’t matter if you have one or a hundred or a Thousand OCs. I’ve had people comment that they have around 5, and I’ve had people comment and they have a over 200.

Honestly, I think it’s amazing that you can remember all of that information, or that you can even come up with all of that information for that many of OCs.

And for the stories… Remarkable! I find it difficult to even come up with half of a story. You have many lovely ideas and channeling it into your ocs will never be considered “too much”. It’s better than having them go nowhere.


anonymous asked:

mod you are like the master of optimism I need advice; I recommended a game to my friend and I really love him and the game is like my fav ever but they really didn't like it? and now I'm sad and confused b/c the one person I would have wanted to enjoy the game was him and now idk if it's even a good game like was I wrong? it's kind of messed me up and I'm sad :C

Gosh anon, I’m sorry, and I’d be lying if i said I didn’t know that exact feeling actually it’s happened to me too- I think we just have to accept that every person has different feelings and we all approach a game with an entirely different set of expectations/perspectives.

That one person didn’t enjoy it doesn’t mean the game is bad! It just means it didn’t gel with their requirements for enjoyment. Sometimes it can come down to personal taste or even what has happened to the person recently- they may even come back to it and play it years later and find it’s something they actually do like, it was just the wrong time for them to play it.

Anyway, chin up, you wanted to bring them joy, and while it might sting that your effort was rebuked you had the courage to try, and that’s wonderful! Trying to make someone happy by introducing them to something you love is a fantastically brave thing! Keep the love of that game in your heart because it’s something that you had a great time with, and I reckon that the people who made that game would be super proud of you for having made the effort to promote it if they knew. The fact that you’re hurting just proves how much both the game and your friend mean to you! How amazing is that?! I think they’re both very lucky to have such a loving person there to appreciate them.

Loki checked his phone again, a giant mutt of a dog sitting patiently at his side, tongue hanging out as he panted loudly.

Where is he,” Loki hissed, shoving his phone back into his pocket.

Suddenly the beast began barking, nearly pulling Loki’s arm out of socket as it sped off down the sidewalk. The leash quickly slipped from Loki’s hand, the nylon burning his palm with it. Loki hissed again, checking hand for damage.


Loki looked away from his hand and saw the dog’s owner, apparently, sitting on the ground, happily allowing his face to be slathered with drool.

"You scared me there, boy! I thought I’d lost you.” Thor, if Loki remembered correctly, scratched the thing behind his big, floppy ears, making the dog bark again happily.

Thor finally stood from the sidewalk, brushing his hands on his jeans, before holding his hand out to Loki. His shined a bit from the saliva, but was otherwise very attractive. He still grimaced a bit as he took his hand. “I’m Loki.”

Thor grinned. “Thor. Thank you so much. I was going nuts trying to find him.”

“You’re welcome. He was well behaved, I guess.” Loki looked down at Thunder, sitting quietly between them with his tongue lolling out of the side of his mouth, and shrugged his shoulder.

Thor nodded, his smile seemingly permanently etched onto his face. “Great. Just… thank you, again.”

Loki found himself smiling back at him, and unable to find something to say, strangely enough. 

“Is there anyway I can make this up to you? Can I buy you a coffee, maybe?”

“Uh,” Loki laughed softly, “coffee sounds wonderful actually. But what about him?” Loki jerked his head towards the dog.

Thor somehow smiled even more brightly. “There a coffee shop that’s okay with dogs near here, actually. They have really good cookies, too.”