sorry i'm the most awkward

Chris is just holding on to Darren’s arm like ‘whatever you do, do not stop doing that’. He’s so far gone it’s not even funny. 

Welcome to the Golden Land, my dear Golden Witch.

(  ˘  ³ ˘ ) ♥  tvixx’s 4th follow forever!!

hello everyone!! 

this is my 4th follow forever,  since i felt like the last on i did was kind of weak, so ive decided to make another one! 

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Hello everyone! So to celebrate 1 year (and a belated 4k follower goal) on this blog, I wanted to do a follow forever. Thank you so much to everyone I’ve had the honor of speaking with and befriending, and to the content creators who bless our eyes with their  beautiful work. I’ve come to know and love so many of you, and I’m very thankful to have met you ♡

I tried to keep this list as condensed as I possibly could, my muscles are still tense from restraining on making this miles long. 

Special Mentions:

Members of @pastel17net & @jihanetwork I’ve spoken with in their respective chats. I adore talking to you all and I really love how much of (cringes) family we’ve become through our conversations. I really don’t know how bored and bitter I would be if it weren’t for you guys. I truly do appreciate and love all of you, and I’m so glad to have met you all.

@joshsua @saltyjeonghan @cutiecoups & @oo-ji / @woozai -

I REALLY don’t know what I’d do without any of you. The amount of love and comfort I have with you guys is sickening. Thank you so much for all the advice, tolerance and joy you guys bring me. I feel like each of you anchor me and I can’t even find words to convey how appreciative I am for you all. I’m so glad a 13 member meme group helped us meet. 

♡ = people I adore! (most likely people I’ve had a few conversations with)

Networks 

@95linenet  ♡ @jeonghanetwork​  ♡  @jihanetwork  ♡ @joshuasnet  ♡  @junhuinetwork@pastel17net  ♡   @pastelsvtnet   ♡  @seventeenet  

# - J

@1jh | @1scoups​ ♡    |  @95joshua ♡  | @95scoups ♡  | @adoregyus ♡ | @amillionwon | @cafewoozi  | @cinnamingyu | @chocohong | @cutiecoups ♡ | @dirty-jamjam17 | @doughkyeom​  ♡   | @doekyum  ♡ | @gyuhan-17  | @hannie-jars  ♡ | @hansvernon  ♡ | @hansolence​  ♡ | @hanwooz  | @hoon-seok | @hwashua  | @icydays  ♡ | @jeonghanii  ♡ | @jeonghanplz ♡  | @jeonwoof​  | @jeonqhan-senpai​  | @jihhoon​  ♡ | @joshsua​ ♡ | @junghan​  | @junhuidu​ 

K - S

@kiminguy  ♡ ​ | @koraenpop​ ♡   | @kueonhoshi  ♡ | @kumakookie | @leejihoonz  | @leeuji | @leeseokminnie  ♡ |  @milkgyus | @minghaou | @minghowcute | @mintgu  ♡ | @monoka | @mountean | @nilk / @taehyuug ♡  | @oo-ji  ♡ | @saltyjeonghan  ♡ | @sevuenteen | @sebuniteen@shuasoo  ♡ | @smenterslavement  ♡ | @smolgyu  ♡ | @stanjunhui ♡ | @sugarjisoo  ♡ | @svnten  ♡ | @sunqkwan   ♡

T - Z

@tbhmingyu  ♡  | @veryotl | @wonmuu  ♡ | @wonplus | @wonwvoo  ♡ | @wonhuii ♡ | @wonnhao  ♡  | @woojeez  ♡   | @woozine  | @wungyom  ♡ | @ww96 | @xuexun | @yoon-dynasty | @yoon-hong  ♡ | @yoonjunqhan  ♡ | @yoscoups  ♡

Aus

baebot and me were throwing ideas around
‘I’m sorry I got really excited about that punch buggy I didn’t mean to hit you hard enough to bruise’ au

“I take singing in my car very seriously and I’m sorry to have distracted you at a four way stop serenading my rearview mirror. Please don’t sue me I have no insurance, we can just buff out that bumper au’

'I took to many self defence courses as a child and now my automatic response when someone grabs my arm is to throw them over my hip I’m so sorry. At least I took first aid too?’ Au

'You were staring at me all class and I’m pretty sure you didn’t take any notes want to borrow mine?’ Au

'You forgot your phone on the bus next to me and I texted your dad (he was in your recent contacts) to get it back to you. and for some reason he is now convinced we are living together? Apparently you left home and are lying where you are… Don’t worry I kept your secret. I don’t know how, but hey I’m actually looking for a roommate so hey au’

'You’re a colossal douche bag to everyone at school but I’ve seen you split your lunch with the small creatures around the school and you’re really nice to little kids and the elderly at your shitty part time job but it’s not like I’ve been watching you or anything I swear.’ au
‘Oh fuck shit! Your allergic to nuts?!?! I just wolfed down a whole bag in front of you. Please don’t die, I’ll drive you to the hospital. And pay your bills I don’t know but im at your service please don’t die shit’

'I wasn’t paying attention and almost walked in front of a train thanks for grabbing my sweater- wait aren’t you the guy/gal/etc who caught me when I fell off the ladder yesterday oh shit now I’m embarrassed I swear I’m not usually this much of a clutz’ au

’ I put posters around campus for an event but your the only one to show up so I guess we can split all this food?’
'Turns out we’re the into two in the school willing to admit we like xthing so that means we’re best friends now right?’ Au

’ I can’t believe you like that one lesser known thing too… But wait. No no no, you like that character? Hmm no I’m sorry we can’t be friends’ au
'I’m the most awkward person I know but you’re always around when I say something clever’ au

'You keep fucking talking during class- but your conversation is honestly more interesting than the lecture so eh’ au
'We keep ending up in the same classes and I swear it’s not on purpose. Wait what do you mean it might be?’ Au
’ I noticed you sketching during class and they are damn good wow.. Wait is that me???’ Au

'I’ve been following your blog since jr high but it still took me almost three months to figure out who you are and now I have to remind myself to use you’re actual name’ au

'This cat keeps visiting my house isn’t he cute? Oh wait this is your cat? 
It isn’t? Oh it’s their cat?! 
Damn, their cute. You agree? Hmm maybe we can negotiate a cat share.’ Au

'We’re in like three classes together and you suddenly stopped showing up for all of them are you okay? Yes I got your name from the prof and your cell number from the online site thing. What do you mean that’s creepy?’ Au

’ you look like you have an aesthetic blog. And what I mean is do you have an aesthetic blog? Because I want to follow it my god you are beautiful’ au

'We’re catching the same plane somewhere and it’s been delayed by like six hours want to get a hot drink with me?’ Au

’ we both have a crush on the cute barista. This is war. Orrr something more?’ Au

'Holy shit the person in this picture is beautiful. What do you mean that’s you?’ Au

’ ok so I just joined this class… I know! I know it’s three weeks to the final exam. Do you mind teaching me everything? I can pay!’

'My best friend hates you and i can’t figure out why. Care to explain?’ Au

'I’m on the bus. Your hair game is strong. Like too strong.. It’s stuck in my jacket zipper and my stop is coming up.’ Au

'I know we’ve been going to the same school for almost four years but I don’t actually remember ever seeing you before Au’

’ I’m single, pregnant, and grumpy. I’m sorry for ranting to you on the bus but you just seemed so sweet. And I’m really craving nibs and you have like an entire bag in your hand.’ Au

'We both reached for the same ridiculously rare book at the second hand shop at the same time but it’s mine and if you want it you’re going to have to move in with me’ au

anonymous asked:

Hey so I don't really know to describe what I'm trying to say but like I've been getting into the whole daddy/little kink lately but I'm not really sure if I'm really into it fully? Sorry I'm like the most awkward/nervous prison ever lol I like the all the sex parts of this like I'm really adventureful with my sex life but I can't be a little during the day because i have a child so I have to be a my child's mom all day everyday you know? But I lovee this whole rules/punishment stuff idk 😞😞😞

You might just have a soft spot for the kink but what you’re saying is you can’t be little around your child?! Yes you can colour with them watch Disney channel movies eat cute foods and play with their toys too!! They will take you as a 10000X better mum and you can keep your kink to yourself you have am excuse to be little and not have to explain why you ordered 20 dolls/action figures online cause they for your child and the punishment part can always be done by your lover