sorry i'm such a weirdo

Day 28

An older woman came through my check lane with a watermelon-patterned baby swimsuit meant to fit a one-year old. She said it was in the discount area, but she wasn’t sure how much it was because it didn’t have a tag. After much searching, I found the product code and looked it up on the register.

Me: Looks like it’s going to be $7.95.

Her: Hmmm…. that’s awfully expensive. I’m not sure if I love her THAT much….

At this point, I thought she was talking about a one year-old grandchild. I was trying incredibly hard not to laugh, as horrible as that sounds. She was just so…frank about it all. I appreciated the (horrible, horrible) honesty. I think I let out a snort.

Her: Oh! I’m talking about my dog. She’s a miniature poodle. Want to see a picture?


The dog pictures more than made up for my disappointment.  

When you’re reading a really good fic with a good plot, the right amount of smut with a little bit of angst and just enough fluff… but there’s so much grammatical errors that you have to subconsciously re read it in your head for it to sound right.

OK, I know this is stupid. I KNOW it is. But…I have a thing. I can’t stand seeing people brushing their teeth. I know why and it goes way back to elementary school but I react to seeing that the way some people react to gore or horror. I won’t say it triggers me because I don’t have a full on panic attack when I see it, but I do literally physically recoil (as if a spider suddenly dangled in front of me, but with less screaming).

Long story short: If people would be kind enough to tag anything with that as dental care or toothbrush or whatever, I would be very very grateful. I know this is 100% just a “me” thing so I promise there will be no angry messaging if I see it on my dash, I’m just asking if it could be tagged if you think about it.

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1212; the most beautiful book

Accent Tag Challenge
Or: I'm apparently a LOUD BREATHER ew sorry everyone

Thank you to @awakeforjin for tagging me in this! I had fun doing this, and smiled listening to yours (you sound a bit like my BFF). It’s always cool to just listen to someone’s voice and imagine the kind of person they are. 

Questions:
- your name and username
- where you’re from
- pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY
- what is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- what is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- what do you call gym shoes?
- what do you call your grandparents?
- what do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- what is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- choose a book and read a passage from it.
- do you think you have an accent?
- be a wizard or a vampire?
- do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- end audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Tagging: @btsfangirlstudies, @cuteseokjin, @the-third-guy-from-the-left, @raplinesgf, @hoeseok and whoever else loves the sound of their own voice but NO PRESSURE cause voices are WEIRD AMIRITE???. 

anonymous asked:

bam bam's mom looks like she's so nice and caring. i'm soft ~ ✨

SHE DOES, DOESN’T SHE? My ultimate bias in GOT7. Sorry, Jaebum and Jackson, you’ve been left behind. Bambam’s mom is everything I aspire to be in this life. I’d take a selfie with her and ask an artist to make a painting of it and hang it on my bedroom wall. That’s how biased I am.

Also I tried looking for her birth date once to understand our connection but I felt like a creep for stalking to such level so I stopped. lmao But she has to have Cancer somewhere, she’s just too cute not to.

Originally posted by jypnior

LOOK. AT. THAT. CUTE. FACE.

anonymous asked:

I love your teddy Arthur! May I ask you how did Alfred and Arthur looked during the 60 (the British Invasion and the hippie movement) and in the 70 (with the born of punk)? I'm sorry, I'm such a music weirdo. Thank you!

So I’ve drawn Punk England and Mod England a long time ago  Though I don’t think he would dress as either (mainly because I’m bais and not a big fan of either style that and I tend to  headcanon England having an old soul and has older person’s tastes than a younger)  

The Man Who Loved Death

A fic based on a comic @senren drew. You know, the one with Mafia boss Dazai and traitor Chuuya? Yeah. That one. This is my own little rendition on what could’ve happened. So yeah, caution to those who don’t enjoy the thought of hostage situations, threats of shooting, suicide, death, and such. Also this is really angsty and stuff? It’s all under here since it’s a bit long. I hope you enjoy it. I tried my best ;w;

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clarke draws while she’s on her own because she has nothing else to do, and while at first she draws nature and landscape it eventually becomes the 100 and all the people they’ve lost. finn, wells, anya, maya, fox, sterling, and everyone else. she just draws them one by one. and then she draws the mount weather massacre. she puts all of her time and energy into drawing them, the kids and the adults, all of those who lost their lives, innocent or not. she releases all of her pent up emotion, fear and sorrow, and eventually, one day, she has drawn all the faces from that night that she remembers. so she starts drawing those who survived. she draws raven, jasper, her mom, octavia, monty, kane, wick, and bellamy. she draws them laughing, smiling, and she realizes all the people she left behind. she has so many people there for her and she just left them. she returns eventually, having forgiven herself without even realizing it. she isn’t whole again, but she has started picking up the pieces of herself, one by one, bit by bit. she is clarke griffin, co-leader of first 100 people from space to step foot on the ground in 97 years. she is strong. she has survived bombings and massacre after massacre. and she will survive this. with the help of her people. together.