(Btw I am using the Batman v Superman Bruce Wayne, y’all)
Not being entirely sure as to how it all even happened
On the off-chance that you’re one of Gotham’s minimal elite, you probably met Bruce at a charity gala and, for some reason beyond your comprehension, he picked you out of the other well-dressed women
In the higher likelihood that you don’t come from an affluent family, there’s a multitude of possibilities as to where you met: Maybe you were at a gala working as part of the catering company and he accidentally spilled red wine on you. Maybe you worked as an intern or temp or had a desk job somewhere in the Wayne Enterprise building in Gotham. Or maybe he just saw some assholes giving you a rough time and he stepped in and then offered to walk you home.
While you and Bruce were still in a technical courting period, you could’ve sworn you felt somebody’s presence at night whenever you walked home from work.
This, of course, caused you extreme worry – Gotham isn’t a hotbed of crime for nothing, after all.
It wasn’t until a mugger attempted to not only get your purse, but fresh and handsy as well, that you finally learned what that feeling of being watched had been coming from
You nearly browned your bottoms when you saw the Bat of Gotham looming over the mugger and found yourself too shocked to even scream when he dealt out his own brand of justice
When Batman told you to be mindful of your surroundings and to hurry home before swooping away into the night with his latest prison deposit, you could only nod with widened eyes.
You didn’t say anything until you got home, where it all came crashing down. To be honest, you geeked out: It’s not every day that someone gets to meet *the* Batman
You gleefully call Bruce about it. He doesn’t answer it until later, but you can hear a smirk in his voice as he responds to your fangirling
“–and he’s so tall, Bruce! Like, at least 6'2”! Maybe even 3!!“ "Is that so?” “And god, he’s so cut!” “Okay, watch it.”
You find out the truth, of course, on accident
You got held for ransom when a particularly ambitious baddy learned you were courting Bruce Wayne. You supposed Bruce had made a deal with Batman to retrieve you when he came crashing through the window of the warehouse you were tied up in.
After a particularly brutal fight between your kidnapper and your hero, you noticed his cowl was broken just enough to see a slip of your savior’s face.
Wait, you know that eye… And that chin …!
“… Bruce?” “…”
Bruce taking you back to his home to clean the both of you up and to explain everything to you
To be honest, you’re a little upset. It’s to be expected, considering that somebody you were potentially romantically involved with was masquerading around town dressed like every night was Halloween, getting into dangerous situations
But also understanding why he does it and while you may not necessarily agree with some of his more controversial methods (especially as of late), you couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride that he was putting everything at risk just to make sure what happened to him doesn’t happen to somebody else.
Once you two become a couple, you also become Gotham’s “it” couple. Whether you want to or not.
Nicknames being a little weird for Bruce
He may have had that playboy reputation for a long while, but he’s well aware that he’s starting to hit silver fox territory. He decides that it’s important for him to be classy with what he calls you
However, Babe and Honey are the only things he can manage to utter that don’t feel as weird.
He’ll call you Baby Girl in private, though
You, however, are far more lenient (after all, one of you guys has to be the lighter one in this couple)
Your nicknames for him tend to also include Babe and Honey, but also extend to Sweetie, Brucie, Heartthrob, and Prince.
“Daddy” is behind closed doors
Galas, charities, balls, etc. becoming way more a part of your life than you probably ever wanted them to be
Bruce picking out clothes and accessories for said galas, charities, balls, etc.
You appreciate the effort, but really, who needs so many things!?
You make an agreement that you’ll donate the dresses you’re least likely to use and reuse the ones you love the most
Doing this wins both good and bad attention from the press and Gotham elite alike
If anyone gives you problems, however, you’d best belueve that you’re 6′3″ monstrosity of a beefboyfriend is going to approach them with some kind words, delivered by a smooth voice in a charming smile
Occasionally assisting Alfred with the Bat Tech
Helping out around Bruce’s home
It may not be as big or lavish as Wayne Manor, but you still don’t think it’s right to just let Alfred do all the work
Being incorporated into Bruce’s workout routine. This can include:
Sitting on his back while he does push-ups
Or laying beneath him while he does push-ups so that ever time he goes down, you get a kiss
Serving as a weight he lifts (though really, he’s more so doing it to make you laugh; the workout is just a plus)
You telling him that being a prop in making him fit doesn’t count as quality time, by the way
… Which results in him having you join in on the fun and doing nearly the same regimen, but reduced dramatically specifically for you
You nearly fought him for making you do this but you were too sore and tired to move by the end of it.
Bruce training you to defend yourself. The presence of people in his life such as Lex or Waller have him on high-awareness of how easy it’d be for the wrong people to connect you to not only Bruce Wayne, but to Batman as well.
He was quite proud of you when you landed a mean right hook on him and grinned even though it hurt
Bruce slowly becoming more open to you about the impact his parents’ death has had on him.
You expressed a lot of concern over him after you realized he’s seen some stuff. He may not have PTSD, but he definitely has some issues that he’s not readily addressing
He doesn’t really begin pouring out anything until a particularly bad nightmare where he not only relieves witnessing his parents dying, but then sees his mother turn into you before demanding to know why he didn’t try harder to save you/his mother.
If he doesn’t talk to you about it that night, then the best you can do is hold him and try to get you both back to sleep.
He probably gets up early, either because he couldn’t sleep at all or he felt guilty, and attempts making you breakfast as an apology. You both talk about what transpired the previous night after allowing the sweetness of French toast to clear your minds.
Constantly being a target of the paparazzi – and usually for the worse, with many papers suggesting that you’re a gold-digger
It comes with the territory of dating Gotham’s biggest bachelor, unfortunately
You either don’t give a crap because you know it’s not the truth and continue going on your merry way, or you try to compensate by taking up more shifts at your job and refusing to let Bruce buy you anything you couldn’t afford
Bruce eventually sits you down to talk about it if you go with the latter
Attending the annual Zorro Film Festival with him because it’s not only a great bonding experience, but you also know the importance of these films, being the last thing he and his parents saw together
Trips to the Wayne Botanical Garden
Having to be careful about which plants you call pretty.
Because if he hears you say anything, a bouquet or pot of whichever plants you commented on are likely to find their way to your workplace, your apartment, or your bedside if you spent the night at his place
Waiting up for him to come home from his nightly patrols even though he keeps telling you not to
Sometimes, you pretend to be asleep on the couch so that when he comes home, he carries you to your bed. You’re pretty sure he knows what you’re up to, though
Ending up on top of Bruce if you two fall asleep together
You assume that you inherently do it in your sleep because it feels nice to lay on top of your big, nice-smelling boyfriend
Really, it’s because more than 67% of the time, Bruce pulls you on top of him
You act as a sort of weighted blanket that helps him sleep better
Meeting Diana Prince and getting a girl crush of sorts on her
She’s just so beautiful and strong and smart and cool and –
You nearly fainting when she happily offers to teach you how to fight with a sword since Bruce didn’t take the initiative to do so
Being aware of his newfound hunt for Metahumans
Sometimes he wonders if he’s even making a difference.
He’s been in the game so long, seen so many awful things. It’s caused him to do plenty of considerably bad things as well. But it never seems to stick, and it’s almost as though the people are getting worse
You need to offer him support, insisting that while you worry about him with every patrol, you know he’s trying to do what’s right and that while it may not seem that way, his presence has assured that Gotham won’t fall further than what it could be
Being able to tell when he’s had a particularly rough night.
His usual silence feels different; heavier, if you had to use a word
He becomes a lot more handsy with you, but affectionate. As if you’re the last flower in a prized garden and he never noticed until now
If you’re actually asleep by the time he gets back, you may get woken up by him caressing your cheek, rubbing a thumb over your hand, or him putting his heavy arms around you to pull you in close
If you try and ask what’s wrong, he likely won’t say anything and just get into a sitting position and hold you in his lap and just hug you
You don’t press for more or anything, you just let it happen
You always fall asleep in this position. Usually, by the time you’ve lost consciousness, Bruce murmurs about how you’re one of the only good things left in this city
random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV
“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”
“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”
“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”
In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it. Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”
“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”
“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”
Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto* Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.” Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”
“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”
*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene* Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–” Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”
*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”
“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”
“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”
“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”
*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”
“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”
*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”
“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”
Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!” Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”
“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”
“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”
*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”
*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”
“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”
Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.” Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”
“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”
*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”
*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.” Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.” Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.” Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.” Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”
*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”
“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”
Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!” Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.” Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!” Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”
• The show is BASED on their lives
• Meaning Whizzer didn’t actually die, but in the show he does so it’s more dramatic. (He’s really just HIV positive)
• They also live in modern times but it’s set in the 80’s to have Whizzer’s death makes sense.
•Marvin tries to convince everyone (including himself) that The Chess Game is exaggerated even though it wasn’t.
•He also tries to convince people he didn’t say “you’re looking sweeter than a donut.” When he totally did.
•Marvin’s also the first to cry during the show because he can’t imagine if that really happened.
•Marvin, Whizzer, Mendel, and Jason try to recreate Four Jews in a Room Bitching but sense none of them can sing it’s very difficult.
•Whizzer is the only one who doesn’t cry during the show
•Mendel is the ultimate Falsettos fanboy and has 1000000 posters
•Whizzer sees the collection and says “isn’t that a little bit conceded because you’re one of the main characters of the show?” And Marvin’s like “you have no business telling anyone THEY’RE concerned.” And they start to argue while Mendel’s just sitting there stroking the Falsettos pillow he bought from Etsy.
•Charlotte and Cordelia belt the songs in the car
•Jason at first is like “what? Musicals? No!” But then becomes hooked when he sees it.
•Trina is bragging to all the surrounding housewives like “yeah MY family got our OWN musical based on US and OUR family!!!!!! No big deal. Oh,,,,, so what have you been doing????”
A/N This is not the best, but I hope ya’ll enjoy it….boop ;)
“Hanzo!” You cried out as a talon agent slashed him in the arm. His bow fell out of his hand as streams of blood ran down his tattooed arm. Aiming through your scope, you took down the agent in one shot.
You ran up to your lover’s slumped body, his chest rising in a rapid speed.
“Hey, baby, look at me! You’re gonna be okay” you kneeled down beside him, snapping your fingers to alert his fuzzy mind.
Currently in panic mode, you ripped a piece of cloth from your costume, applying pressure onto his gash to slow down the bleeding.
You grabbed your medical kit, taking out the disinfectant and pouring it onto his wound. “Fuck!” Hanzo hissed, “shh, it’s alright” you reassured, dabbing the cloth onto the bloddied arm.
You then grabbed the needle and “thread”, closing the wounds on his arm.
“Thank you” Hanzo whispered while you bandaged his stitched arm, “anything for you baby” you smiled.
Hanzo pulled you in for a passionate kiss, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling your body closer to his.
“If you two are done sucking each others’ faces, some help from you two would be nice!” 76 yelled. You two parted, pink dusting both of your cheeks.
You giggled, “c'mon tiddy man, back in the fight! Just becareful out there yeah?” You joked, helping Hanzo get back up on his feet.