sorry i just thought i looked

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alex: sooo, you are gay? i mean i kind of suspected but I didn’t want to make myself look like an ass if i was wrong.

blaire: boy im queen of the gays ok. (‘:

alex: well do I get to meet your girlfriend sometime your highness?

blaire: yikes! sore subject alert.

alex: oh!! Im sorry, I just thought maybe-

blaire: nope! this queen is perpetually single. i was talking to this girl hazel for a while.. she kind of turned out straight?ish? i don’t know but I’m convinced dating is dumb and i’m never doing it ever again.

alex: yeahh.. i understand what you mean, it’s such a shitty feeling.

blaire: I KNOW RIGHT? ugh, but atleast I have a friend who get’s it now. im drowning in straight people here in windenburg.

alex: well (‘: im always here to listen.

You had a change of heart,

Don’t worry, you’re still smart,

Intelligence grows inside your brain,

You’re pretty smart but pretty vain,

You think a lot and so do I,

But the difference between us two is why,

We think the way we do and how,

You live in your head instead of in the now,

You’re still smart, don’t worry

You just don’t know the definition of the word sorry,

Don’t argue with me, don’t you dare say,

That you didn’t touch me when I said it wasn’t okay,

You might be smart, but it only comes from books,

Because you hurt me with words, thoughts, hands and looks.

anonymous asked:

Did you know you're on Buzzfeed for a reblog/comment you made???? This is late af but I thought I'd let you know in case you didn't already. Sorry if you've already mentioned it before! Google Buzzfeed 'pure and perfect posts about female friendship.' Sending ya good thoughts!

Bah!!! I just looked it up and there I am with @alexhimmighoefer!!!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/pure-and-perfect-posts-about-female-friendships?utm_term=.ynLyaBzXJr#.bpqkAvRn8p

Date Night + 7

Date Night + 7

Previous Imagine: https://usernamejoeck.tumblr.com/post/158941690793/big-brother-trouble

“Jack?! Why are they here I thought we were having a quiet night out, with just the two of us,” Joe asked as he stared at the Buttercreams at a table across from them, Casper and Josh were waving at them while Conor was sending flirty looks, and Mikey was making inappropriate hand motions.

“I may have told them that we had a date here tonight, but I didn’t think they would crash it, Oh god Oli’s coming over here, should we act like we don’t know him?” Jack asked staring at the man that was making his way over to them.

“No that would just make everything awkward,” Joe put on a fake smile, as Oil finally made it to their table. “Hello Oliver.”

“Hey guys, sorry they drug me here I thought we were going clubbing, I would’ve declined if I knew that I was going to spend the whole night staring at you two,” Oli seemed really apologetic, so Joe and Jack easily forgave him, but the other 4 were dead to them. With that Oil headed back to his table, looking very annoyed at the fact that his night was wasted.

“So should we leave?” Joe chuckled and just shook his head no.

“If they want to be here so badly we’re just going to have to ignore them and continue on with our night, maybe do some things to make them uncomfortable,” Jack eyes quirked up with interest.

“Like what?”

“Like this maybe,” Joe took some his pasta from his fork and fed it to Jack, who ate it with a blush evident on his cheeks. Groans could be heard from the boys, and Mikey’s voice telling Jack to “Get in there.”

“Never mind that’s never going to work, let’s just carry on… So um how was your day?” Joe felt like he was on their first date all over again, nervous and frigid.

“It was good, until I saw those idiots walk in, but if it means I get to spend the night with you then I say it’s worth it,” Jack smiled so widely because he knew how cheesy it may sound but it was genuinely how he felt, which is why Joe couldn’t keep the blush or smile from forming in his face.

“I think we should leave, want to maybe go for a walk?” Jack was one step ahead of him already calling the waiter over for their ticket.

“Oi! Where are they going?” Casper loud and confused voice could be heard over all the boys chatting about war Jack and Joe were doing.

“They’re living Casper, and we just ordered too,” Conor pouts looking exactly like the little kid he was on the inside.

After paying for their meal Joe and Jack head out, hoping they could get the boys off their trails. “Where do you want to go, Love?” Jack asked while wrapping his arms around Joe’s waist and pulling him close.

“I really just want to take a walk around bask in the sun for awhile, then grab a taxi and go home, how does that sound?” Joe asked while lacing his arm around Jacks.

“Sounds perfect,” The two boys huddle together as they walked farther away from the restaurant where the other 5 boys were leaving.

“We’ll never get to them fast enough, I say we just go home,” Oli didn’t really care for stalking Joe and Jack, they were cute and all but he just wanted to sleep.

“Hush Oli! We can’t let them get away,” Mikey declared while leading the group in the direction that the two men when. “I believe I saw them take a right.”

“Why are we taking directions from Mikey? He gets lost in a grocery store,” Casper complained, earning a few laughs from the other guy.

“He claims he knows what he’s doing if it really comes down to it, I can track Jack’s phone we share an iCloud,” Conor whipped out his phone shaking it around.

“I say we do that first but whatever,” Josh huffed as they continued to follow not the brightest boy in the group.

The Buttercreams have been following Jack and Joe for a while now, Joe seemed to have noticed some time back, but Jack is still oblivious to the gang. “I think Anna’s going to come over this weekend to stay with us, I could make her go stay with Conor, but he’s busy is that okay?”

“It’s fine, I love your sister. I can tell how happy it makes her to spend time with her older brother too, it’s kind of like Zoe and I.” Joe loved Zoe so much, she was his best friend growing up. People say your siblings can’t be your best friend, but Zoe was all Joe needed to get through his school life.

“Maybe we can go watch the new Beauty and The Beast movie, she’s been begging you to take her, I’ve read the messages.”

Before Jack could reply a loud bang followed by some cuss words could be h are from a voice that sounded a lot like Josh. The two men turned around to be met with the sight of The Buttercreams, but Josh was on the ground and a trashcan was next to him.

“What the fuck? Have they been following us this entire time?” Jack asked while looking back at the men clearly aggravated.

“Yeah, I figured if I just ignored them you wouldn’t notice and actually enjoy our date,” Joe sighed heavily, Jack made a move to go talk to the men but Joe was quick to grab him and pull him back. “Let’s just go home they can’t follow us there.”

Jack rolled eyes and reluctantly kept walking wanting to give the boys a piece of his mind. “Alright, but I’m calling a taxi.”


Joe unfortunately was wrong, as soon as they made it into their flat, settled down, and turned on a movie, a knock at the door ruined it all. Jack, with a heavy head, opened the door to be met with the sight of the Buttercreams.

“Jack, hey buddy! Can we come in?” Casper asked overly excited, Jack just sighed and moved over so they could enter there was no point in stopping them now. “Thanks buddy!”

They all piled in situating themselves on the couch. “Why are you here?” Joe whined while burying his face into the couch.

“We miss you guys, and we want to hang out,” Conor answers while scooting over so Jack can sit next to Joe.

“We went out clubbing 3 days ago!” Jack protested, as he pushed play.

“Key word 3 days ago,” Mikey dug his hand into the bowl of popcorn, soon followed by Josh’s hands. At this point Jack and Joe gave up on the subject, just cuddled up together, and be happy they get to spend time together, even if the others are here too.

Today is the first time I’ve thought about killing myself in a long time. I am really low. I think that I need to sleep and just look after myself for a while. A lot of people want me to do what they want me to do and I can’t stress enough that I just can’t right now. I can’t face a lot of stuff that people do every day. I can’t. I’m sorry for who I am. I’m sorry for whatever is wrong with me. It’s been really bad.

i-am-macki  asked:

Hi stranger. Its been a while. I've missed you.... It's okay, you can look at my butt *laughs* *whisper voice* I feel that I can really be vulnerable around you. *tree apprears* You like this is tree I made? Cool right? I thought it was cool. *tree disappears* It's so hard to make things sometimes, ya know. It just takes so much mental energy. I get so tired. (Imso-not-sorry)

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vivid-escapist  asked:

For the swooping evil venom, how would that work for nomaj's who were inside but didn't touch water right away? Like the family of the woman who was drinking? Were they like, "look mom the monsters are gone!" and she was just like ???? And also, wizards were fixing the infrastructure still after people had been obliviated, so how long did the erasing last? And what about good memories that resulted from the magic? Like the brother of the senator seemed to be having a good time during the attack.

“ Sorry, I know you don’t know for sure, are just speculating, but this has been bugging me for ages and it seems like you’ve put a lot of thought into the logistics? “

Nahh, I like discussion and theorizing ^.^

My thinking is that, really, not everyone had to be obliviated.  That family with the mom who drank the water?  Probably didn’t know what was going on by the subway.  Mr. Bingly and his wife were getting ready for their day, I would hazard to guess they didn’t know what had happened either.

The rain probably was only necessary for the crowd that had gathered to see what was going on, and the venom that leaked into the water hopefully got to anyone who had run inside a building for protection.  

All in all, it’s a pretty imperfect plan and there are way too many people who could have slipped through the cracks.  We don’t know how long the water was effective (that could have been one very confusing day in New York if it lasted a while), but if we assume it lasted at least as long as the rain, then that could probably cover most of the people who might’ve seen the aurors fixing the damage.

I highly doubt it got everyone though.  But, in a way, it doesn’t matter because the majority of people forgot, so the minority that could potentially remember would be seen as either crazy, drunk, sick, or having just had a very vivid dream that they only think actually happened.  People are pretty obstinate, they don’t really want to believe in magic, and they’ll be dismissive of the few that manage to remember.  And those people will either learn very quickly to keep quiet, start believing they were dreaming, or they’ll make such a nuisance of themselves that it’ll probably come to MACUSA’s attention and someone can go obliviate them properly.  And Picquery will probably be on high alert for the following days for any hint of a no-maj who remembers.

Also, I feel like she probably sent people around to the different muggle newspapers to make sure everyone had forgotten and all photographic evidence altered.

As for good memories that resulted.  Now, I don’t have the textbook to reference, my dad borrowed it (and it’s the 2001 version), but I think Newt might have only been saying he would use the venom to remove bad memories because he was researching it as a way to counteract an obscurial.  Seems the safest way would be to remove the bad memories so the child didn’t need to suppress their magic anymore and the obscurus could be removed or dealt with, etc, since it was a reaction to the child’s fear/anger/despair.  I don’t think the Swooping Evil venom just targeted bad memories, I think it probably erased all memories from the night, which is why people looked so dazed and confused.

Again, it was a very imperfect solution and I’m thinking MACUSA spent the next few days focused solely on making sure all there were no no-majs who remembered that night as well as working on people like the senator’s brother and father who watched as he was killed in a very magical way.  

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bias/selfie tag

I was tagged by the unbelievably gorgeous Flo @nctreacting - thanks, babe !!

anywhoo I never take selfies so these look meh but I thought the filter was cute soo ((’: sorRY IF I LOOK GROSS I JUST REALLY LOVE DONGHYUCK & MINHYUK (and chani - sorry babe !!!)

im tagging: @dangchanhee @secretlymadeoutofcups @nct-dork @sexyfierce9 @princekangchani @annoyingtiger888 @panpan07 @escapade-bts

if you’ve already done this, or just don’t want to, then ignore this and sorry for bothering you !!

The Six Types of Middle-Earth Names

1. Characters whose Names are Secretly Insults: 

Samwise: means “Half-wise” or “Half-wit.” He is Stupid Gamgee

Faramir: Boromir’s name means “steadfast jewel”, but Faramir’s name just means “sufficient jewel.”

Sufficient.

Denethor took one look at baby Faramir and thought “eh I guess he exists or whatever” which is very in character

 2. Characters who Have Way Too Many Names

Examples include Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Arador heir of Isildur Elendil’s son, descendant of Numenor,  Thorongill,  Eagle of the Star,  Dúnadan, Strider,  Wingfoot, Longshanks, Elessar, Edhelharn, Elfstone, Estel (”Hope,”) The Chieftain of the Dúnedain, King of the West, High King of Gondor and Arnor, and Envinyatar the Renewer of the House of Telcontar

Wait I’m sorry did I say “examples” plural

Cuz that was all one guy

3. Characters whose parents must’ve been prophets

-Frodo means “wise by experience.” His story is about becoming wise by experience
-A lady named Elwing turns into a bird (geddit)

4. Characters whose families were so lazy that they copy-pasted the same first half of a name onto multiple people

Théoden/Théodred 
Aragorn/Arathorn/Arador 
Éomer/ Éomund/Éowyn/Éorl
Elladan/Elrohir/Elrond/Elros/Elwing/Elenwë/Elendil/Eldarion (the laziest family) 

5.Characters whose Names are Expertly Designed so that Newbies can’t Remember Who is Who and Feel Sad

All the people mentioned in number 4
Celeborn, Celegorm, Celebrimbor, Celebrian
All the rhyming dwarf names in the Hobbit
Sauron and Saruman
Arwen and Éowyn

6. Name so nice, you say it twice

Legoas Greenleaf: Legolas’s first name means “Greenleaf” in elvish. Legolas is Greenleaf Greenleaf (thranduil really likes green leaves ok)

King Théoden’s name means King in Rohirric. Tolkien decided to name his king “King.” All hail King King



 this is what the fanbase means when we say tolkien was a creative genius with language

guys I missed having canon victuuri feels and I am still rewatching the anime (probably will do until we get second season) and I just noticed something from the ending song

I am sorry if this has been done before but LOOK AT THIS

so we all know the ending song is instagram posts (and idk why I never thought about pausing to see what they have written under the pictures until now) 

so we have this one first and under it victor wrote this

Nakasu in Japan, where is that?

oh look it’s all the way in fukuoka! an hour drive away!

did he drive there alone? he couldn’t have gotten all the way there only to drink alone, take the train?

and trust me you wouldn’t want to take a train to another city alone when you have a Japanese friend to save you the trouble of getting lost 


so yeah why not take yuuri on date, that he doesn’t know is a date, yet 

(notice he is wearing the same shirt from the previous post) it’s already morning


oh time- 

flies so fast

when does time fly so fast? when you enjoy it and don’t want it to end

let’s take a look at how they look at each other again

and I can’t work out what yuuri is holding but I’d like to think its a stuffed poodle they won at an arcade or something

so i was just thinking about how lena luthor is a crier and it’s canon because of how many times she was actually in the verge of tears in the last ep no matter what and like i could have thought of a sad head canon but  all i imagined was lena dropping a spoon in the kitchen with kara there and kara just kind of stops and her eyes widen because she knows what’s gonna happen next and lena is like looking down at the spoon and starts tearing up and is all “everything in my life lets me down” and kara has to hug her and give her kisses a;l'skdfja;sldkgj

anonymous asked:

Okay this is super random (and not technically fan fiction) but if yuri on ice was a live action show, who would you want to play the main characters? I know this is random and not related (but technically it's fan fiction-y related) however I'm curious what you think!!

(This is going to be a REALLY long post, sorry hahaha)
I LOVE this question! I’m only going to put actors/models on here, but I do know many skaters who would be amazing as well! (Yuzuru Hanyu, Michael Christian Martinez, Evgeni Plushenko are a few! I could make another list for that if you’d like!) 


Yuuri Katsuki: Kento Yamazaki

(Japanese actor)

I mean??? LOOK AT THIS MAN

SO PERFECT I’M IN LOVE

So cute!!

UM OKAY I’LL JUST PRETEND I’M ALIVE YEP THAT’S FINE I’M FINE

Kento Yamazaki + Flowers = 😍

When I watched YOI, this is who I thought of instantly (besides Yuzuru Hanyu, of course!)


Victor Nikiforov: Vasiliy Stepanov 

(Russian Actor)

(I know Kubo said she used John Cameron Mitchell as a visual reference and I think he’d be awesome as Victor, but I also think that this actor would be great as well! And I know what you’re thinking, “Hailey this doesn’t look like Victor!” I KNOW!! Victor is too perfect to be compared to any mere mortal, BUT hear me out! Imagine this man with the platinum hair, swoopy bangs, and straight eyebrows… *dies* 😍)

UMMMMMMMM HELLO THERE, SIR!!!! 

*faints*

I’ll just leave this here… 😍

I DIDN’T KNOW V-NECK TSHIRTS COULD BE LIFE-THREATENING BUT NOW I KNOW


Yuri Plisetsky: Emil Andersson 

(Model)
(I couldn’t find anyone younger, so just imagine this is an aged-up Yurio haha)

The hair!

Look at that expression! Is this Emil or moody Yurio???


Minako Okukawa: Yukie Nakama

(Japanese actress, singer and former idol)

She’s beautiful!


Christophe Giacometti: Gaspard Ulliel

(French Actor)

The green eyes! The scruff!! I’m in love!!!

HE EVEN HAS THE SAME GLASSES I’M YELLING


Phichit Chulanont: Jirayu La-Ongmanee

(Thai actor)

SO CUTE OMG!

HE’S HOLDING A PLANT LOVE HIM

He needs to be protected at all costs!!! 💙


Mila Babiceva: Natalya Rudakova

(Russian-American actress)

She looks exactly like Mila??? I’m SHOOK


Jean-Jacques Leroy: Brant Daugherty

(American Actor)

The eyebrows… the eyes!


Yuuko Nishigori: Saki Aibu

(Japanese Actress)

So pretty!


Otabek Altin: Sanzhar Madiyev

(Kazakhstani Actor)

Just shave off the ‘stache and he’s Otabek!


Those are my picks, what are yours? Let me know in the replies!

so we all know how teru stands in his well know “pigeon toed” stance  

(credit to wiki)

tbh i just always thought it was cute and just like his thing??

however before i started crying about caesar i noticed caesar from jojos bizarre adventure fought the same way!!

knees bent and shit you know. 

now looking further into it i found out this was an actual stance in martial arts!! from what ive learned its called the sanchin dachi stance! apparently its to help the fighter stay grounded 

some examples

(this captures it pretty well lmao..)

now i dont know shit about martial arts so please correct me if im wrong but i thought it was cool to know why teru had a reason to fight like that and not just be dorky.

How Klance Breaks Up (True Story)
  • Lance: Keith... I'm sorry, I just don't think this is going to work anymore.
  • Lance: You're just... not who I thought you were.
  • Lance: I don't think I'll ever be able to look at you the same.
  • Keith: *trying not to cry* I get it. I'm part Galra. Clearly, that's not what you signed up for. I'm sorry.
  • Lance: Wait what?
  • Lance: Oh, no I don't care that you're part Galra. I think that's pretty cool actually.
  • Keith: Then wha-
  • Lance: I just can't get over the fact that you're from Texas.
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Marry me. What? I don’t expect you to believe that I’m sorry or that I love you just because I say it. I need to show you. Marry me. I thought you had to figure things out? I did. I figured out that I’m an idiot. I’m intellectually challenged. Maybe even blind. I couldn’t see that everything that I was looking for was right here. In you. I have a lifetime of work to do to make thing’s right. But I can’t imagine doing it without you. Unless I’m to late. No. No. I don’t want to let go of you…

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HIDEO: [During the first motion capture work] we talked about how he’d stand or where he should be stationed, but Mads-san was already too cool, even though we just started. He verged from my direction sometimes and I thought “maybe we should re-do that?”, but when I checked the footage through the frame they were so good I OK’d it anyway.

MADS:
It’s always the thing. We will have to do what the director tells us, but sometimes we also do something else. And then we can work together and create something completely different.

Langst i thought about late at night im sorry

ok so i don’t have a lot of evidence on this considering i don’t have screenshots and i really need to binge voltron again but im making this off of pure memory so hear me out ok? im porbably looking way too deep into this lmao

I think Lance feeling like he’s a seventh wheel is completely justified. 

Alright so everyone has had that moment where you make a joke and everybody just stay silent like it isnt funny, right? Well if you think about it, Lance has those moments every time he makes a joke or tries to lighten the mood, all of the time. Nobody really laughs at his comments or even pays much attention to them in the first place, only gets glares in return.

Now clearly, Lance usually cracks a joke for comic relief, but apparently no one else finds it funny. For example, he comes out of the pod after healing and everyone is happy to see him.  But as soon as he starts talking, people just groan and act like, “Oh, it’s that Lance, he hasn’t changed one bit,” and act clearly annoyed. Even his idol, Shiro, acts fed up with his shit- which in some cases is justified, but most times, it shouldnt matter, he’s just trying to be funny lmao.  Lance probably feels, unwanted, out of place, like he is the fifth wheel because no one really accepts him, and everyone finds him annoying.

Its not even just with Lance’s sense of humor, too.

People always think his ideas are stupid.

For example, the iconic scene where he keeps Keith from running straight into the danger that could get both of them killed, he suggests his alternate idea. Keith- who usually thinks Lance’s ideas are dumb, automatically jumps to the conclusion that his idea is going to be. Before he can argue, though, he works it out and sees that maybe Lance’s alternate route is a good idea. 

People disagree with the way he wants to complete something, in season 2, Lance comes up with the idea to form Voltron in a situation and everyone vouches against it, however 30 seconds later, they end up forming Voltron, like he said, anyway. 

Another reason, people also think little of him, they underestimate him, and that all starts with the Garisson. He was told that the only reason he ever got at his fighter pilot class was because his rival was kicked out of school, and without that he shouldnt have even been there. Again, he feels out of place, and like he doesnt belong. Then, his idol, his hero, Shiro, shows up, and when he finally feels like he has a purpose, like he could accomplish something amazing, but then Keith shows up. Even then, he doesnt give up, he is like “um excUSE ME BITCH I CALLED SAVING SHIRO FIRST” And once again, he doesnt want his rival that always beat him to do that once again. 

And again in season two, there’s clearly favoritism happening between Keith and Shiro, and Lance is jealous of course. Like, he finally gets to meet and work with his idol, and when he wants to go with Shiro on a mission, SHiro chooses Keith over him. Man, I wonder why he’s so overdramatic about it. Its not like he was treated the same damn way at the gaRISSON OR ANYTHING NAHH

No, but clearly, he has an inferiority complex, especially when it comes to keith, because he knows hes better than him in every way.

People in the show also deny that he has any good skills, and even he himself starts to believe it, when sorta venting to the yupper. (i die a little inside whenever i see it)

I loved it when shiro gave him praise for once because it was specifically for him and not directed at the whole time. It was good job LANCE

And honestly the pride on his face was so heartwarming like omg thank you shiro for ackowledging him

im probably going way off track but anyway 

daily dose of what its like in my mind 24/7 lmao

I hope in season 3 they kinda bring his insecurities up again as a sort of conflict i mean- with Keith possibly becoming Black Paladin, Lance is probably gonna be hella jealous and im sure thats gonna instigate a fight between them, and now theres not really a mediator. So. Fantastic…..

Guys i feel like a lot fo stuff goes right back to shiro, how lance probably aspires to be like him, or be good in his eyes and therefore be good for the rest of the team but hes having this inferiority complex because he feels unappreciated. Like hes just that annoying guy they dont really need and they could replace him if they wanted to, and keeping all of those thoughts hidden or masked by this confident facade is like

lance youre gonna break at some point 

I hope lance gets the recognition and the acknowledgement he deserves in season 3 i swear he better not be tossed under the rug.