alex: sooo, you are gay? i mean i kind of suspected but I didn’t want to make myself look like an ass if i was wrong.
blaire: boy im queen of the gays ok. (‘:
alex: well do I get to meet your girlfriend sometime your highness?
blaire: yikes! sore subject alert.
alex: oh!! Im sorry, I just thought maybe-
blaire: nope! this queen is perpetually single. i was talking to this girl hazel for a while.. she kind of turned out straight?ish? i don’t know but I’m convinced dating is dumb and i’m never doing it ever again.
alex: yeahh.. i understand what you mean, it’s such a shitty feeling.
blaire: I KNOW RIGHT? ugh, but atleast I have a friend who get’s it now. im drowning in straight people here in windenburg.
alex: well (‘: im always here to listen.