sorry i just think im funny

anonymous asked:

Hi.. so im 12 and my sorta almost boyfriend is 14 (It's complicated :/) but he likes me calling him daddy and i knew about this lifestyle i didnt think it was for me but it sorta helped me realize im into it, but we wouldnt do any of the actual things included like rules and punishments, and i think id want that. Also do you think im too young??

No no no no no no no no. Sweetie. No. You are TOO young. You BOTH are.

This lifestyle isn’t for either of you. Wait until you’re both 18 please.. Honestly if you’re 12..you shouldn’t even be on Tumblr.

I’m just sorry you already know about this.

You know what you two should do? Childrens activities, because you’re both just kids 😞 Maybe watch a funny movie together, paint some cool pictures of each other, go to zoo, play outside, ride bikes, make home made pizza, go swimming, play some video games, idk! Anything else besides this! Just be friends, don’t worry about having a boyfriend. All that complicated stuff will come with age.

Seriously, I just want to like speak with your parents. You’re so young, don’t get into this stuff please.

yall bruce wayne is the most extra guy in the world like he keeps the diamond that selina stole the first time they met has it made into an engagement ring confesses love in the rain on a rooftop and proposes

  • Jimin: *playing video games with Jungkook*
  • Jimin: *loses terribly*
  • Jimin: *throws controller to the ground* FUCK ME IN THE ASS
  • Jungkook:
  • Jimin:
  • Jungkook:
  • Jimin:
  • Jungkook: I mean I do that all the time
  • Jimin: i hate you
  • While Taehyung in a distance: I feel like I'm blessed that I missed something

The greatest thing in Spider-Man Homecoming is the news channel using a photo of Spider-Man going out of a porta potty trying to get rid of tissue paper stuck under his foot looking so damn unglamorous OF ALL THINGS lmao

Fem!Mint Yoongi feat. Unnecessary Space Background

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bf!sicheng and the shower toothpaste 😤

Langst i thought about late at night im sorry

ok so i don’t have a lot of evidence on this considering i don’t have screenshots and i really need to binge voltron again but im making this off of pure memory so hear me out ok? im porbably looking way too deep into this lmao

I think Lance feeling like he’s a seventh wheel is completely justified. 

Alright so everyone has had that moment where you make a joke and everybody just stay silent like it isnt funny, right? Well if you think about it, Lance has those moments every time he makes a joke or tries to lighten the mood, all of the time. Nobody really laughs at his comments or even pays much attention to them in the first place, only gets glares in return.

Now clearly, Lance usually cracks a joke for comic relief, but apparently no one else finds it funny. For example, he comes out of the pod after healing and everyone is happy to see him.  But as soon as he starts talking, people just groan and act like, “Oh, it’s that Lance, he hasn’t changed one bit,” and act clearly annoyed. Even his idol, Shiro, acts fed up with his shit- which in some cases is justified, but most times, it shouldnt matter, he’s just trying to be funny lmao.  Lance probably feels, unwanted, out of place, like he is the fifth wheel because no one really accepts him, and everyone finds him annoying.

Its not even just with Lance’s sense of humor, too.

People always think his ideas are stupid.

For example, the iconic scene where he keeps Keith from running straight into the danger that could get both of them killed, he suggests his alternate idea. Keith- who usually thinks Lance’s ideas are dumb, automatically jumps to the conclusion that his idea is going to be. Before he can argue, though, he works it out and sees that maybe Lance’s alternate route is a good idea. 

People disagree with the way he wants to complete something, in season 2, Lance comes up with the idea to form Voltron in a situation and everyone vouches against it, however 30 seconds later, they end up forming Voltron, like he said, anyway. 

Another reason, people also think little of him, they underestimate him, and that all starts with the Garisson. He was told that the only reason he ever got at his fighter pilot class was because his rival was kicked out of school, and without that he shouldnt have even been there. Again, he feels out of place, and like he doesnt belong. Then, his idol, his hero, Shiro, shows up, and when he finally feels like he has a purpose, like he could accomplish something amazing, but then Keith shows up. Even then, he doesnt give up, he is like “um excUSE ME BITCH I CALLED SAVING SHIRO FIRST” And once again, he doesnt want his rival that always beat him to do that once again. 

And again in season two, there’s clearly favoritism happening between Keith and Shiro, and Lance is jealous of course. Like, he finally gets to meet and work with his idol, and when he wants to go with Shiro on a mission, SHiro chooses Keith over him. Man, I wonder why he’s so overdramatic about it. Its not like he was treated the same damn way at the gaRISSON OR ANYTHING NAHH

No, but clearly, he has an inferiority complex, especially when it comes to keith, because he knows hes better than him in every way.

People in the show also deny that he has any good skills, and even he himself starts to believe it, when sorta venting to the yupper. (i die a little inside whenever i see it)

I loved it when shiro gave him praise for once because it was specifically for him and not directed at the whole time. It was good job LANCE

And honestly the pride on his face was so heartwarming like omg thank you shiro for ackowledging him

im probably going way off track but anyway 

daily dose of what its like in my mind 24/7 lmao

I hope in season 3 they kinda bring his insecurities up again as a sort of conflict i mean- with Keith possibly becoming Black Paladin, Lance is probably gonna be hella jealous and im sure thats gonna instigate a fight between them, and now theres not really a mediator. So. Fantastic…..

Guys i feel like a lot fo stuff goes right back to shiro, how lance probably aspires to be like him, or be good in his eyes and therefore be good for the rest of the team but hes having this inferiority complex because he feels unappreciated. Like hes just that annoying guy they dont really need and they could replace him if they wanted to, and keeping all of those thoughts hidden or masked by this confident facade is like

lance youre gonna break at some point 

I hope lance gets the recognition and the acknowledgement he deserves in season 3 i swear he better not be tossed under the rug.

su critics need to chill tf out. its a kids show. it was made for the kids. filler episode packed with moral lesson stuff? kids arent usually obsessed with the plot like you all are and the lessons are good lessons most kids shows dont even hit on. height difference issues? kids dont notice that shit and god forbid a creator have a touch of individual creativity. bright colors? yep thats for kids too. kids. like. bright. colors. yeah the majority of the people who watch su are older teens and above but kids are the target audience. this show was created for children. now can we all respect that please.

Tom, at some point in the high school au
  • Tom: Tord? Pft, fuck that guy i-
  • Tom: *trips*
  • Tom: *dozens of pictures of Tord spill from pockets*
  • Edd: ...
  • Tom: *sweats nervously* fuck i swear those aren't mine i'm just holding them for a friend i-
  • Tom: *slips on pictures*
  • Tom: *more pictures spill from pockets*
  • Matt: ...
  • Tom: *desperately trying to pick them up* fu ck no they're not mine i hate him i-
  • Edd: *snorts*
  • Tom: hang on a sec jUST LISTEN
  • Hoseok: Hey Kook, you okay?
  • Jungkook: Yeah, its just that lately I haven't been able to think straight
  • Jungkook, thinking: Balls, dicks, two guys holding hands, Jimin’s butt

it’s been 9 years since jeremy and michael started dating. they’re both ready to Seal The Deal and had been looking at engagement rings for the past 2 weeks. jeremy really liked really sleek and elegant jewellery and michael took note of that.

the day finally arrived and michael got on one knee, pulled out the little blue box and opened to reveal this:

“i want to break up”-jeremy