sorry i just really love cows

things my classics teacher has said

he teaches the odyssey and he really loves it, even though most of my class don’t, and he says some of the strangest things when we are reading it aloud:

  • this next line is so dramatic i think im going to have to stand up for this bit
  • well you all have ruined it im sitting down again
  • “..and mr s stands with them too, and it looks awesome”
  • (laughing to himself) oh what idiots these men are!
  • me: why does it have female pronouns? isn’t it just a hole?
    mr s: yes, but its a female hole. (silence) oh I’m so sorry. please lets move on and forget i ever said that (our class is exclusively female)
  • no, not one cow with a machine gun against a hundred men. that would be pretty awesome though
  • i’m going to stop talking about nipples now
  • this is where she just decks him
  • he’s a really old boy
  • it just makes you sick doesn’t it
  • what do you mean you don’t like odysseus get out
  • you know i’m going to stand up for him. i love him.
  • mr s: don’t forget to update your divine intervention log. your d.i.g. if you will.
    a student: sir, that would be d.i.l.
    mr s: … well, i feel foolish
  • don’t worry it won’t take me long to bounce back
  • a student: i just can’t like odysseus
    mr s: (mortified noise) 
  • when I was younger I wanted to be a pirate… I still do to be honest

anonymous asked:

How about RFA + V + Saeran going with MC for a weekend to her parent's house to meet her family, and her parents live on a farm. I'm talking cows, horses, tractors, nearest neighbor is like, a mile away, all of that farm stuff. How would the city boys and girl get through it?

I’m sorry the requests are taking me so long to get through, I’ve had a bit of writers block. I’ll get through as many as I can today! I’m sorry if they aren’t very good!

•He would be so helpful
•He wouldn’t really mind all that much, he would just be happy to spend time with MC and their parents.
•He loves all the animals, and gives each one a checkup while he’s there.
•He loves how close knit MC and their family are
•Secretly never wants to go back to the city

•He is really worried at first
•Will MC’s parents approve of him being from the city?
•They do, of course.
•He hates that he can’t just walk to a store to get a packet of cigarettes
•But he loves the animals
•He rehearses to them
•MC’s parents love him very much
•Their mom says “If I had known city boys were so pretty, I would have found one for myself”
•Zen loves them

•She’s very helpful
•She always carries food out to the animals, even though she’s told she doesn’t have to
•At the end of each day she makes MC’s parents a cup of tea or coffee
•She honestly loves the slow movement the country side had compared to the busy streets of the city
•She feels a lot less stress, and asks MC if this is what they want to do
•MC says no, but they grew up like this, so it’s nice to take a break every once in a while and come visit

•He is honestly so uncomfortable at first
•The food isn’t made by his qualified chefs, and the animals kind of scare him
•But he promised MC that he would try.
•So he goes out and tries to help
•He’s utterly useless
•But he enjoys trying
•He learns to like MC’s mom’s cooking
•He eventually takes MC there more than his cherry farm

•He loves it
•The homey feel of the area, the way MC’s mom hugged him as soon as she heard that he was dating MC
•It feels good to take a break
•There’s no computers so he’s not stressed about doing work
•And he takes to letting the animals
•MC’s dad teaches him how to ride a horse
•Seven just loves it

•When he first went he couldn’t do much
•He was still blind, so he stumbled over a lot of things
•He wondered off, unsure of where he was going once
•And he found a cow
•He sat there with the cow for hours talking to the cow, and petting it
•Once he gets the surgery he still hangs out with the cow whenever he’s over there
•Life is good

•Is worried about how MC’s parents will treat him
•He worries for nothing
•They love him and take care of him like their own son
•He likes to go horseback riding
•He feels so free there
•After long debate, MC and Saeran move there, hoping to take on the farm one day
•Saeran isn’t plagued by the things he’s done there, and he grows old, happy with his life.

As always, please let me know if this isn’t what you wanted, and I’ll try my best to change it ^^

fluffyblue-artnwriting  asked:

OMG imagine Keith and Lance bonding over taking care of Kalti cuz Keith has experience with farms animals being a southerner and all while Lance knows literally nothing about cows but he loves Kaltenecker and he'll be damned if he doesn't learn everything he can to best take care him. Even if it's from Keith. (Which is totally not a plus. It's a minus. A big minus. Totally. He does not enjoy having to learn from Keith. Not one bit. Nooope. ;3 )

Ack I’m sorry it took me a while to answer but I could SEE IT and I really wish I could draw but I can’t so I just… did this instead… *shoves this at you and runs away* Much like Lance, I know nothing about cows. Except the smell of their manure. That I’m very familiar with

           Keith woke up to a loud mooing sound.

           Groggy and tangled in his sheet, he sat up and fumbled for the bedside light switch. The room lit up in a rush of light blue, leaving him squinting at his surroundings. The mooing was coming through the wall from Lance’s room.

           Frowning, he threw off his blanket and stumbled, sleepy and barefoot, out into the hallway. He pounded on Lance’s door.

           “Lance? What the hell is happening in there?” There was an odd little yelp and a scuffling sound, and then suddenly a bathrobe-clad Lance threw open the door.

           “Sorry!” he said. “It’s Kaltenecker. He won’t be quiet.” Keith blinked stupidly for a few seconds before it clicked. The cow. That stupid cow from the mall.

           “You kept the cow… in your bedroom?”

           “Well, of course! Kaltenecker is my new best friend!” Lance grinned, reminding Keith of nothing so much as a doofy cartoon character. “What else would I have done with him?”

           “Eat it?” Lance clutched his heart in horror.

           “How dare you suggest that! Kaltenecker saved our lives yesterday!” Keith glared at him through his bangs. His bedhead itched across the back of his neck.

           “I think we could have handled the mall cop,” he deadpanned.

           “Well, yeah, but he’s still a hero!” Lance cast an anxious look back into his bedroom. “But I think he’s upset about something and I don’t know what.” Keith sighed, long and world-weary, and dragged his hand through his hair.

           “Well did you milk… Kaltenecker?” he asked. Lance stared at him.


           “That’s probably the problem then.” He glared over Lance’s shoulder into his bedroom, where Kaltenecker stood mooing at the two of them. “But first let’s get it out of your room. Seriously, that’s massively unsanitary.” Lance’s arm shot out, blocking him from entering.

           “Hey, don’t you hurt Kaltenecker,” he warned. “You just said you wanted to eat him!” Keith glared at Lance.

           “I know what I’m doing.”

           “Oh yeah?” he challenged. “What did you do, become a cowboy as a side job while you were out in that desert?” Keith ground his teeth, fighting back a yawn.

           “I grew up on a farm in Texas. I know how to take care of a cow.” He pushed past Lance, whose arm dropped in shock at that revelation and was left mouthing soundlessly after Keith. He grabbed Kaltenecker’s halter and was out the door and halfway down the hallway with only a vague idea of where to take the damn thing before Lance came running after him.

           “Wait – can you teach me?” Keith paused, staring flatly at Lance.

           “Teach you what?”

           “How to take care of him.”


           “Seriously! Even if I have to learn it from you, I still want to know how to take care of my new best friend.” Lance crossed his arms and rolled his eyes away from Keith, a little red in the face. Keith watched him disbelievingly as he glanced back and quickly looked away again.

           “Fine,” Keith groaned. “Come on, I’ll teach you how to keep this stupid cow alive.”

           “Alright!” Lance fist-pumped, grinning at him. “Let’s go, space cowboy!” Keith groaned.

           “First lesson. You see the udder?” he asked.

           “That means it’s a girl, you dumbass.”

When you hang out with Chenle and his friends

Thanks so much for requesting! I’d really love to do more NCT stuff, so when I open requests again, please send me requests y’all NCT stans~ ^^ I hope you like this and don’t hesitate to tell me if you didn’t~

i’m sorry, this is not good at all but idk i just couldn’t come up with anything else and i didn’t want to keep you waiting any longer >< i’ll definitely write more nct maknae line fluff when i have time! BUT okay yo DREAM IS MY BOYS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH LIKE HOLY COW I WAITED FOR THEM FOR LIKE TWO YEARS AND THEN THEY FINALLY DEBUTED BUT DIDN’T GET MUCH ATTENTION AND I’M PISSED, PLEASE STAN NCT DREAM THEY ARE AMAZING!!

Words: 1008

Fluff chenle is such a fluffball i can’t TuT

Requested by anon ♥

Originally posted by nct-china-line

You gave Chenle a confused look.

“Sorry,” he sighed. “They tagged along.”

Your eyes shifted slowly from Chenle to the six boys behind him who you had only met a few times before.

“Yo,” the oldest, Mark, greeted you with an innocent smile.

“We decided to tag along,” the third youngest, Jaemin, smiled his signature smile, just as innocent as Mark.

“I can see that,” you said, trying hard not to let your disappointment show.

This was supposed to be our day…

“So,” Donghyuck, fourth oldest, grinned. “Should we go in?”

You reluctantly nodded and walked over to the group of boys. They headed into the amusement park first and you were left alone with Chenle.

“I’m so sorry _____,” he apologized when you turned to look at him. “I couldn’t stop them from coming. They just… didn’t take no for an answer.”
You let out a small sigh. “Don’t blame yourself,” you said. “I just would have liked to spend our 100th day alone. I guess we can’t help it.”

He felt bad for you but it’s not like you two could drag them out of the amusement park anymore.

“Come on!” Donghyuck and Jaemin were getting impatient.

Chenle offered you his hand and you grabbed it.

“At least we get to spend time together,” you said with a small smile even though you were still feeling bad about the fact that his friends had tagged along.

You laughed wholeheartedly at Donghyuck’s jokes just like everyone else. You were walking around the amusement park, going on rides and chatting. Chenle hadn’t left your side since you entered the park and was trying his best to make sure you were having fun. His friends were quite nice and you were happy that Chenle had such kind friends.

“Let’s ride that!” Chenle pointed at a rollercoaster.

“No,” Jisung, who had been quiet most of the time, immediately shook his head.

“Yeah, no way,” Mark said.

In the end, only half of you ended up taking the ride. It was a thrilling ride and you and Chenle - who were sitting next to each other - held hands the whole time, yelling and laughing.

The ones that didn’t ride the rollercoaster with you, looked at you two while you were getting off.

“They are such a cute couple,” Mark stated and everyone agreed. “Young and cute.”

“Yeah…” Donghyuck said. “You’re old hyung.”

Mark turned around without a word and chased the younger one around until he caught him. He didn’t let go of him until you and Chenle and the others who rode the ride arrived.

“Was it that bad?” Donghyuck asked Jeno who wobbled over to him.

“Uh huh,” he said.

“It was fun!” Chenle exclaimed and you agreed with him.

“You were riding it with a pretty girl beside you,” Renjun said and wobbled to Jeno’s side. “You focused more on her.”

You chuckled.

“Jeno is almost as pretty as a girl though,” Donghyuck joked, earning a nudge from Jeno.

“Jisung, it’s your turn,” Mark grabbed the youngest one’s shoulders and pushed him toward the ride.

“No way!” Jisung escaped and ran so far away that you could barely even see him anymore.

Everyone laughed and Jisung eventually returned to you, still cautious of Mark.

The sun was slowly starting to set and you approached the last ride you were going to ride. The amusement park’s ferris wheel. You and Chenle managed to get a cart for just the two of you. Being alone with him made you a little shy.

“So…” he started when the cart was already near to the top. “Did you have fun?”

You nodded. “I thought it wouldn’t be fun with all of your friends around but it was surprisingly fun.”

“I’m glad,” he smiled genuinely, giving you butterflies.

You smiled too. “Did you have fun?”

“Mm hmm,” he nodded cheerfully. “It’s always fun around you.”

You blushed a little and looked at your hands that were resting on your lap. You didn’t notice him admiring you with a small smile.

“I got you something,” he said, making you lift your head up.

“What?” you were surprised.

He grinned while taking something out of his pocket. “Give me your hand.”

You gave him your hand and he grabbed it gently. His hands were shaking a little but you didn’t notice since you were shaking a little too.

He slipped a small bracelet on your wrist. It was a really cute, simple bracelet with a small heart hanging from it. It looked like it was handmade - probably not made by him though, it still looked like a professional had made it - and it was your favorite color.

“Do you like it?” he asked and you nodded immediately. “That’s good,” he let out a sigh of relief. “I actually got one for myself too,” he lifted his sleeve a little, exposing his bracelet. His was black and had a small heart hanging from it too.

“These weren’t expensive, were they?” you asked.

He shook his head. “They were super cheap. I got these both for just 10,000 won. Considering the quality, these weren’t expensive at all.”

You smiled. “That’s good.”

Your cart stopped at the bottom of the wheel and you got off, holding hands. The guys walked you to your bus stop and waited for the bus with you.

“There it comes,” Mark pointed at the bus that was slowly approaching your stop. 

When it stopped at the stop, you turned to Chenle and hugged him. He hugged you back and after you pulled back, you got on your toes and pecked his lips quickly, leaving both you and him blushing but also smiling. Then you hopped into the bus and went to sit down at the back of it. You waved to the seven guys from the window and they waved back with wide smiles on their faces. 

Later in the evening, Chenle sent you a text.

Happy anniversary my cute _____~ Let’s stay together for a long time ♥

anonymous asked:

Haii :p Could I have a hc of rfa&unknown with a really ticklish MC please? Thankss

I´m not ticklish but I can image it so ill do my best !

I don´t think that you really wanted Unknown but if you did I make a separate post with some trigger warnings. So put it in my ask box since Unknown is not a nice guy.


  • You are doing some Yoga at home
  • Zen sees that you make the cat /cow pose wrong – it´s the only move name I remember sorry-
  • So he comes over to correct you.
  • He touches your sides and you almost fall over giggling.
  • He is a bit surprised that you are that ticklish.
  • Zen has to see if that is really true and tickles you some more.
  • He loves to make you lough but he will stop when you look mad at him.
  • When you not mind it too much he will tickle you when ever you seem down just to get you to lough.


  • You are studying with him when you recommend to take a break.
  • Yoosung is more then happy to take a break to relax a bit.
  • You getting hungry so you ask Yoosung if he wants to eat something and he does.
  • So you make a small meal for you two.
  • When Yoosung wants to thank you he hugs you and somehow tickles you a bit since he is nervous.
  • You lough from it and he tickles you some more on purpose.
  • You lough till you almost get no air then you turn the table and tickle him back
  • he gives right away in since he is just as ticklish.
  • Occasional you tickle each other till one of you gives up.


  • You are with her in her apartment and have lunch together.
  • Jaehee talks about her day when she accidentally knocks the drink over that you have.
  • Now you have to dry off Jaehee feels really bad about it.
  • She offers you a change of clothes and you accept.
  • You put your wet shirt in the dryer and Jaehee comes to hug you.
  • You just start to giggle at the sudden sensation on your sides.
  • Jaehee stops right away and asks you why you lough you tell her how ticklish you are.
  • She finds that cute but she will not abuse it when it happens she also ever giggles every time.


  • You are relaxing with Elizabeth on on the bed.
  • Jumin joins you two.
  • You turn to cuddle him and somehow the cat end up tickling your feet with her tail.
  • You lough from it loudly and Jumin wonders what is up.
  • You tell him Elizabeth had just tickled your feet.
  • Jumin wants to know where else you are ticklish but its mainly your feet.
  • He kinda of wants to test it but if you don´t want to he will not force you.
  • If you agree he will tickle you till you cant get any breath though since he has too much fun to make you lough.


  • He finds out when he snuggles absent minded our sides.
  • After he found he is unstoppable.
  • He tickles you when ever he can he not lets you take a break.
  • You have to tell him to cut it out and he does for a bit.
  • He does not stop till you accidentally kick him where it really hurts when he is tickling you.
  • But sometimes he uses that weakness against you.
  • He is more careful and he always stops when you out of breath
  • When you find out that he is ticklish under his feet you get your revenge.

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Lafayette x Reader: Modern!AU (Part 2)


Words: 1320

Warning: hangover, implied throw up, implied smut (okay I know I said no smut but there was no way I couldn’t do this)



“Hey man hey, I literally just found your blog but holy cow, I’m totally down to clown with a part 2 for the Lafayette x Drunk!Reader. ٩( ᐛ )و Pretty please? IT WAS REALLY CUTE, (Sorry I didn’t get the reference though >.<)”

“um so like part 2 of that laf fic plEASE?????? thank you i love your writing ur gr8”


“I need a part two of the laf x reader. Omg it was so good i need know what happens next.”


“part two part two part two part twoooo”

“part two pleaseeeee”

“Please tell me your doing a part two”

Prompt: nada

A/N: you !!! guys !!! are !!! so !!! sweet !!! (and you really wanted this I did not expect this many requests)


The slow pulsing headache caused you to push yourself to sit upwards as you woke up, but the blinding white light consumed your line of sight and you put yourself under the large blanket once more.

After blinking a few times, and using your hand to wipe the crust from your eyes, you sat up and squinted around the room, getting used to the light.

The lights source was coming from a tall lamp across the room– wait, you didn’t have a lamp across from your bed at your apartment, where were you?

As you started panic, you shoved the blanket to the side and threw your legs over the side of the bed, standing up.

A wave of nausea hit you, the hangover taking effect, and you groaned as you clutched your stomach. How much did I drink? What happened last night? You asked yourself.

You remembered ordering a couple rounds of shots for yourself at the bar, paying for it, and getting in an uber. Then, knocking on the door of an apartment, you couldn’t remember the number, but you’re surprised the person took you in.

Footsteps grew louder as they made their way towards the room you were standing in, and your stomach twisted as you were getting quite anxious. You sucked in a large breath, as you were getting ready to blurt out this long apology to whoever strangers house you made yourself comfortable in.

“Hey, princess,” someone said opening the door. You recognised that voice, so you looked up.

You let out the biggest sigh of relief, “Oh thank god, Hercules, its you.”

Hercules smiled, “Well, yeah, who else would have paintings of horses all over their guest bedroom?”

You looked around, nodding, he did have more than three on one wall, “Oh. Yeah…”

He walked over and handed you the glass of water that was sitting on the nightstand, you hadn’t even noticed it before,

“Drink up, after that I’m taking you towards the bathroom.”

You gladly sipped the water, before following him out of the room. Hercules took the glass from your hands as you entered the bathroom.

“I’m sorry for, you know, intruding your home last night. I mean, for all I know you could’ve been sleeping! I don’t remember much, so I’m sorry for anything that happened. I really shouldn’t have been drinking in the first place,” you kept rambling until Hercules stopped you.

“Hey! You’re fine, nothing bad happened. And I wasn’t sleeping.”

“Oh thank God.”

He left the bathroom to make breakfast, also not wanting to see what kind of art show you would be showcasing in the toilet.

After you were done, you walked into his kitchen and wiped your mouth off with some paper towels before throwing them away.

“So, uh, if I didn’t wake you up, and you were already up, who was keeping you awake?” You said, wiggiling your eyebrows.

Hercules rolled his eyes, “It was Lafayette; I was Face Timing him. Speaking of, he’s going to be over in a few.”

You didn’t ask why, just gave a small nod, before getting some cereal down for yourself.

When you mentioned Lafayette, is got some sort of ‘déjà vu’ feeling. Maybe it was from last night, maybe you butt-dialed him. You hoped Lafayette didn’t actually see you, or hear you, for that matter, last night. You didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of your crush of all people.

You sat down, and ate your cereal across from Hercules, who was texting someone, until the doorbell rang.

He stood up, mumbling an ’I’ll get it’ under his breath, and he opened the door to reveal Lafayette standing there.

He was wearing one pair of his pink sweatpants, with the waistline of his Mickey Mouse underwear showing, and his hair in pigtails.

Hercules said nothing, just moved aside got him to come in, in which he did.

You were slightly taken aback by what he was wearing, and you turned around toward the door,

“Hey, Laf.”

“Hello, mon cherie.”

You felt your cheeks burn up and you turned back to your cereal, when Hercules spoke up,

“Oh, John just texted me. He… needs me to… come over… for something…” He grabbed some shoes, and left.

“Do you think he realises he’s still in his pajamas?” You said, glancing back.

Lafayette walked in the kitchen and sat in the chair across from you, digging into the untouched portion of Hercules’ toast.

There was just silence, as you could feel Lafayette staring at you. You didn’t know how to react, so you took your bowl and put it in the sink after rinsing it out,

“Are you okay?” You looked back at him while putting your hands on the counter behind you.

“I think that question should be directed at you, considering your hangover,” Lafayette shrugged.


“You know, the how you say– aftermath of when you got intoxicated, confessed your undying love for me in a long rant, and then said that you had dreams about sleeping with me.”

You felt like you were going to cry, Lafayette was now standing directly in front of you, practically cornering you into where the counter and fridge met.

“I… have to go, I just remembered I need to go move to Alaska with my mother,” you said quickly, ducking under his arm and leaving the room.

“Y/n, wait!” Lafayette called after you, but you were already leaving the apartment.

You stopped at the end of the hall, and turned around, ready to take your embarrassing rejection so you could get it over with.

When Lafayette caught up to you, he held your forearms lightly, bringing you closer to him,

“Could you just listen to me?” He let out a breathily laugh before shaking his head, “Y/n, mom cherie, mom amour, whatever, I love you. I love how you sing to yourself all the time, I love how you stick your tongue out when you’re concentrating, I love how you’re so passionate about the things you favor, I could make a whole list about how I love everything about you.”

You just looked down at the ground, “Do you really mean that?”

“Yes, of course.”

You bring your head up and smiled, and you pulled his face down and kissed him as his arms wrapped you.

Before it could get any farther, Lafayette pulled away, “How about we go to my apartment and fulfill your dreams?”

You were quite confused at first, but two and two together and started letting out small laughs while nodding your head. Lafayette took your hand, and lead you down the stairs.

anonymous asked:

Nesta, Mor, 30 ;)

(Listen dude, I am fully aware that you probably just want Nesta sin and then Mor sin and I am nearly 100% sure that you didn’t mean what I’m going to interpret this ask as. Most unfortunately I do not care. This fandom is sorely lacking in this area and you delivered this to me and so now you’re going to have to watch as I roll up my sleeves and put my grimy, sinful little gay paws all over this and transform it into femslash (yell at me again if you want them individually and I will do it but dude this opportunity was too good to pass up))

Nesta/Mor + sex: 

Their first time involves a nice little role reversal for Mor. I think Mor is typically the one who is attended to shall we say in the bedroom? She allows her partner to slowly peel her out of her clothes and lay her down on the bed and worship her body with theirs. But this is the role that she ends up taking on with Nesta, for various reasons. 

I think Mor has this knack for putting people at ease around her. People trust her, they feel safe with her, they feel confident with her and able to be themselves. So it takes all of about five minutes for Mor to have Nesta relaxing with her in the bedroom and less than ten before she’s a puddle of want before her. Which pleases Mor no end. 

She starts of slow, very slow, while Nesta is still a little on edge. They’ve never gone this far before but she said she was ready and she is and she’s totally not even a tiny bit nervous (except she is. but Mor can tell and she’s cool with it) It’s lots of gentle kisses on her lips, getting a little harder and more intense. And then she moves to her neck and as she’s kissing she sees Nesta’s eyes flutter closed and feel her relax and she starts easing her clothes off so gently and seamlessly Nesta barely even notices until she’s practically naked before her. 

Mor spends a good long time kissing Nesta all over. She’s in absolutely no rush at all. They have time. And she wants Nesta to enjoy this, every second of it. She also gently stops Nesta from putting any of the focus on her (at least for the moment) Every time Nesta tries to pull herself out her pleasure haze and think about Mor she just shakes her head and softly insists that there will be plenty of time for that later. 

Then she’s coaxing her to lie back down and holding herself over her and carefully dragging her underwear down her legs all the while looking in her eyes. Gently stroking her hair back from her face and murmuring that if there’s anything she doesn’t like this stops immediately. But Nesta just nods and murmurs that she trusts her and Mor gives her one of those radiant smiles and starts slowly kissing her way down Nesta’s body until she’s between her thighs. 

There is absolutely nothing Mor does that Nesta doesn’t like. Mor feels pleasure shiver through her with every single soft moan and shudder that Nesta makes for her. And Nesta does give her a little bit of guidance here and there (because she is familiar with her body and she knows what she likes dammit. And Mor is all for hearing about that…and being shown too but that’s another story) but for the most part she just lies back and surrenders herself to Mor and tries not to think about how easy that is. Because it shouldn’t be this easy. But she can’t help trusting Mor and feeling safe in her arms. 

After Nesta comes (or more likely finally stops coming because Mor just keeps pushing and pushing and pushing until she can’t breathe anymore, wanting to see how many times she can make her gasp her name) Mor is more than prepared to settle herself down beside Nesta with a cheshire cat grin spread across her face and watch her pant and try to recover herself. 

Nesta has other ideas. As far as Nesta is concerned Mor has far too many clothes on. And she hasn’t had nearly enough orgasms yet. Nesta plans to do something about that. 

And so while Mor is expecting things to start settling Nesta is only just getting started. And Mor finds herself being very thoroughly kissed while at the same time Nesta starts fumbling with the clasps of her dress. Mor tries to insist that they don’t have to do this tonight, they can wait, it’s not a prob- but Nesta just growls that she wants this. If Mor does? Mor is a little breathless at this point and more turned on than she would have believed so damn right she wants this. 

Nesta is, understandably, a little bit more uncertain about this than Mor was. But Mor is very patient and she’s a very responsive lover. So she manages to let Nesta know when she’s doing something right (or very right in the case of that thing she does with her fingers) or to guide her into doing something a little different without making Nesta feel patronised or foolish. 

Nesta very quickly discovers that she loves the sound of Mor’s moans. Mor isn’t quite as loud as she herself is (a recently discovered fact) but she’s still very vocal in bed and she talks more coherently than Nesta did. Nesta gets a lot of breathless, hoarse instructions, “Good.” “Yes, like that.” “More, Nesta.” “Please.” “Again.” Which Nesta follows as and when she sees fit (Mor discovers that Nesta is a tease in bed. She likes making Mor breathless and she likes making her moan and she really likes making her come…but more than all of that, she likes making Mor beg. She’s really just too composed and carefree for her own good. It’s good for her to be a little desperate and out of control every now and then. And damn if the sight of her arching her back, her lips parted in a soundless moan, her hands fisting the sheets beneath her isn’t the hottest thing Nesta has ever seen) 

By the end of the night both ladies have very thoroughly explored their partner’s bodies and they’re very happy with what they’ve discovered. Mor now knows for instance that Nesta is surprisingly ticklish. While Nesta knows that Mor has a small scar on her jaw from where she and Cass had a flying/winnowing contest and she slammed into a balcony rail. Nesta has kissed this scar very often. They fall asleep in a messy jumble of limbs and blankets, with their hair pooling together. And Mor thinks that she really rather likes the fact that the hellcat turns into a pliant little kitten if she strokes her tummy just right. 

send me a character and a number and I’ll write you a headcanon

enby-gaymer  asked:

My dream is to meet you and do your make up. You chill with that? I love make up so much and I'd love to create my own look on you~ I love you and I hope you had a good weekend, love!

I’m more than just chill holy cow I would be the most adorable prince ever if you did my makeup!!!!! ; u ; I honestly love when people do my makeup because the brushes are usually baby soft~ mmMMF I love soft brushes on my face!! I love you more and I hope your weekend was relaxing! (sorry i”m getting to this late, I celebrated pride all weekend really ahah)

I.O.I Yoojung College AU!

OTHER ANON IM SO SORRY heres the college Yoojung headcannons you requested!!¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸


-shes also really fashionable i love her style hOLY COW

-but she really likes photography

-have y’all seen the photos she took in la??

-first of all she shares a dorm with Doyeon and Chaeyeon

-her room is the messiest out of the three due to her books and photos

-she sleeps with random photos on her bed

-”doyeon don’t worry they’re like extra covers!!”

-”yoojung cLEAN YOUR ROOM”

-they’re really uncomfortable


-she has her best photos on her wall and she loves them so much

-every year Yoojung comes back to college with an even bigger camera than before, and a better tripod

-dslr cameras are her favourite even though she has a liking to polaroid cameras

-one time she caught Doyeon eating watermelon

-and the juice looked really pretty against her skin

-so she took a photo

-she won 1st place in a photography contest

-lets just say that doyeon wasn’t happy

-kind of

-other than photography, her and Doyeon also cover dances in their spare time its so cute

-they look cute with the cute songs


-Yoojung is also really good at sleeping

-like really good

-in class you rarely see her 

-because shes asleep under the desk

-she once slept on the wall outside the music department while waiting for Chaeyeon and she had to be carried back to the dorm by Chaeyeon

-she also slept on the countertop in the kitchen because her noodles took too long to cook

-the dormitory nearly burned down

-shes not allowed in the kitchen anymore

altruistic-and-apathetic  asked:

Heey 😁😁 Congrats on reaching 500 followers 😚😚 you deserve it ✨ hope you don't mind, fren ☺☺ Again, congrats and I hope you have a happy and relaxing after-exams week 😁😁

thank you sm!!! 💕💕

url: i don’t really get it but it’s cool! | nice url man! | JEEZ THAT’S GOOD

icon: cool! | awesome icon omg! | INCREDIBLE

desktop theme: generic but ok! | awesome theme! | HOLY COW WHAT A THEME

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comment: i’m really sorry but i couldn’t find your original posts :(. i’m sure they’re fantastic! i love your icon and also your theme is great! you might want to make the sidebar fixed (idk how one might do that with that theme) and make the background something other than gray just to liven it up a bit. ily sm!! 

anonymous asked:

For the shipping meme thingie- Fosterson/ Jane and Thor

Oh my god, I’m so sorry this took so long!

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave:

Thor gives Jane a dubious look then peers through the frosted window to the spinning plate inside on which a bloated monstrosity is throned. His fingers tighten around the hilt of Mjolnir. “Are you certain it is meant to look like that?”


Hours after Jane has consumed her treat, Thor is still seated at the kitchenette, staring down the microwave. When it decides to stop hiding as an appliance and reveal itself to be the demonic portal he knows it is, he will be ready.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex:

”… Thor, there’s a nine-foot lion in our room, looking at me like I’m a walking, talking can of Fancy Feast. … Do something?”

“Ah. The Gib-cats are loose again.”

“The what.”

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit:

Jane has two PhD’s but can’t for the life of her understand the appeal of Snapchat and Instagram and whatever else the kids these days are doing online. It doesn’t fall within her purview… or, at least, it doesn’t until she finally gets the green light from SHIELD to publish any of her latest discoveries.

So when Gawker emails Jane for a quote about Thor’s Vine channel being an “unexpected viral sensation,” she forwards it to Darcy.

who breaks the most phones:

There comes a loud crash from the living room, followed by a “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M OUT OF STORAGE?!”

With a sigh, Thor pauses Mythbusters and moseys into the kitchen. Fixed to the refrigerator by a magnetic photograph of Jane, Darcy, and Selvig all holding up steins of dark lager is a small erasable board that says:


Thor erases the 31 and carefully writes a zero in the space. 

who dies first:

They say no parent should ever have to bury their child, and even after over 600 years with her, Jane still isn’t ready. Yfir–who refuses even a single bite of one of Iðunn, who outlives all of her friends’ children and their children’s children–smiles like she’s as young as Jane feels, every line in her face a well-loved memory, and goes quietly.

Thor walks into the forests surrounding the palace and doesn’t return for weeks. 

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: 

Thor doesn’t know what is wrong with Migardian cows, but they produce poison. Jane has taken to keeping Lactaid and Immodium on her person at all times, just in case. 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t:

“What do you mean I can’t sing? Tons of people think that I have a really nice voice!”

“I am sorry, my love, but you have been lied to.” 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed:

Thor hates banishing Jane from their bed, especially when she is so very sweet and soft against him, her lashes like the kiss of dandelion clocks on his skin, but he cannot discuss interstellar medium at 3am. He simply cannot.

who uses the computer most:

Her lips twist as she takes in the internet history. “Why are there 2300 Google searches for ‘wallpaper cats’?”

Thor watches Top Gear really hard. “I know not. It is a mystery.”

Mulan {Sentence Starters}
  • "My powers are beyond your mortal imagination."
  • "Say that to my face, you limp noodle!"
  • "The truth is we're both frauds."
  • "I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye!"
  • "The greatest gift and honor is having you for a ______."
  • "All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!"
  • "You're the saddest bunch I've ever met!"
  • "I know my place! It is time you learned yours."
  • "I never want to see a naked man again."
  • "Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!"
  • "I think I've been away from home long enough."
  • "My little baby, off to destroy people!"
  • "But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself."
  • "For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor."
  • "Would you like to stay for dinner?"
  • "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow."
  • "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous."
  • "What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me?"
  • "Would you like to stay forever?"
  • "Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more."
  • "Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!"
  • "Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me."
  • "I tire of your arrogance. Bow to me!"
  • "Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face."
  • "Now go out there and make me proud!"
  • "I will never pass for a perfect bride. Or a perfect daughter."
  • "I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy."
  • "Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me!"
  • "Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
  • "Why is my reflection someone I don't know?"

anonymous asked:

Hi! I've been curious for a while about konoha's role in the fantasy au, could you share a bit about him? (if you've talked abt it before Im really sorry, I didnt see it!) Also I wanted to say that I really admire your imagination, you create beautiful stories and character designs, I really really love them!!

Aaa i have been working on designs for him in the au to reply to this..!! but i only got some doodles otl

He is Bokuaka’s guardian angel!!!  Konoha sacrifices one of his wings (half of his magic) so they can reincarnate until they find a life in which they can exist tgether… So he’s always around in all of the lives trying to bring them together… (sometimes he just makes things worse).

euargh  asked:


Originally posted by samisoffthewall

Holy cow, thank you so much, I’m so glad you like my music!! Actually, I AM working on another right now, this time sung by yours truly (my voice just didn’t fit the last one :p) And it’s a completely different genre so I’m nervous about the reception because it’s slower paced but yeah, it’ll be out in about a week or two.

Thank you for stopping by!

deactivated-----00-deactivated2  asked:

"I can't stand when people put their tastebuds first". Honestly dude, I think you need to calm down a little. I'm a vegetarian and I really love cheese, I love cream. Dairy is just really great. I'm supporting farmers that support their dairy cows (and no animals get hurt but that's not really a priority). If no one bought dairy what would happen to the cows? Would you look after them? Milk them? Feed them? I highly doubt it. Farming has been around for thousands of years, sorry.

Animals have the inherent right not to be forcibly impregnated, have their newborn who they painfully just gave birth to–kidnapped and then killed–all socially accepted “normal” practices of the dairy industry. What society accepts as normal is in fact not normal–customary, but it’s not normal behaviour to separate a newborn from his or her mother so people can drink the milk of another species; milk which is meant to grow an 80-pound calf into a 1,000-pound cow in less than a year. How normal would it appear to see a human sucking on a cow’s udders? 

There’s no veal industry without the dairy industry. We are the only species that drinks the milk intended for the young of other species, and we are the only species that insists on drinking milk beyond the time of weaning. You don’t kill cows to make cheese.. you force them into a near-constant state of pregnancy, take away their calves, stick them in the most horrific living conditions imaginable for the entirety of their woefully short, brutish lives AND THEN you kill them.

Cows do not need you to survive, don’t fool youself thinking that by ensalving animals you’re doing them a favour, ‘cause you’re not. I mean look at you all worried about cows but stealing their babies milk.. Rape, wars, sexism, racism, homophobia, etc..have been around for thousands of years too I guess we shouldn’t do nothing about it either? And yes, I won’t take it back, I can’t stand when people put their tastebuds first.

150505 Lee Jong Suk Instagram Update

You all… must be bored? Recently I am not Lee Jong Cow but I am just me, sorry.. kk Recently I haven’t watched drama for a long time, Divorce Lawyer in Love is really interesting~ To sooth your boredom, I recommend this quietly.. (T/N: Quietly kinda meaning in the sense of secretly or discreetly here) Kol-kol.. Because I will be jealous, don’t fall for handsome actors..! kk If there are good dramas, hope you can recommend them to me…………..

그 대들.. 심심하지? 요즘 이종소가 아니라 내가 미안.. ㅋㅋ 난 요즘 진짜 오랜만에 드라마 챙겨보는데 이혼변호사는 연애중 재밌다~ 심심함을 달래 주고자 조용히 추천합니다.. 껄껄.. 질투 나니까 멋진 배우님들한테 너무 반하진말고..!ㅋㅋ 좋은 작품 있으면 나에게도 추천해주길 바라…………

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In behalf of admin El, I would just like to say:

Oh my gosh, you guys are so wonderful!!!!

Thank you for giving this blog so much love and we very much appreciate every single one of you who like, reblog and follow!!! It just makes our insides fuzzy and we don’t think our hearts can take this much love weeps

We seriously did not even think of having this much followers (oh, the pressure hehehe jk)

and holy mother of cow THESE make our day!!!!!

What? you ghuyz, really?? you’re too kind (my insides are exploding with rainbows you don’t even–)

We’re very sorry if our updates are slow and whatever, but we are trying our bestest and I hope you guys can see that T^T (woah drama queen much lmao) but thank you for believing in us and for your loving compliments <3

And while I’m here, I might as well say this:

Admin El won’t be posting for a while because school (yep, that explains everything). She won’t have the time to draw but she does have time to write (I don’t even know how, don’t ask me) So, being the proud sister that I am, I will link you to her works of fiction : click me.

With all that said, I will be handling the ask blog for now until she returns. Anyway, please continue to support her by reading her fics ^^

We love you guys~

-admin POTS

Fanart Monday!

Another week of precious fanart!

I can’t believe I got fanarts for the stick. I just can’t believe it.

And yeah, sorry if your fanart is not posted here! I can only remember to post those that go to my submission box, and even I don’t see all of them, it seems! Tumblr is just a bigoli baby :C

Fanart of the week by: @mango-dolphin (HOLY COW THE STICK IS IN HEAVEN NOW)

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just some reasons why i love matthew daddario

  • is the dad friend
  • have you seen his stupid hair? ?? have you!! its beautiful and fluffy
  • dumb eye crinckles
  • actual ray of sunshine
  • loves cows
  • makes a slightly not even really offensive in any way joke and then follows it with “haha just kidding sorry” 
  • seems like a v great hugger
  • tall
  • so so so tall
  • cares so much about alec lightwood and his feelings?? and cares soooo much about the way the fans feel about him
  • doesnt understand the internet at all
  • is basically snow white with animals tbh
  • daddy oreo
  • did i mention the cows