My country is celebrating 100 years of independence this year and we are also achieving marriage equality on the 1st of March. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our achievements as a nation than celebrating equality and human rights. Congratulations, Finland, may there be many more victories such as this and may your freedom last a thousand years!
(yes, the Finnish flag appears backwards because she’s waving it around)
An infinite number of people walk into a bar.
“I want a pint of beer”, says the first person.
“I want half a pint of beer”, says the second person.
“I want one quarter of a pint of beer”, says the third person.
“I want one eight of a pint of beer”, says the fourth person.
The bartender sighs, pours two pints of beer and says “C'mon people, know your limits”