sorry he's attractive


Inspired by a comment that @ghostocelot made on one of my asks.

The first time you called him “Glaio,” he didn’t really think too much on it. You missed a sound – it happens. Sometimes people speak too fast and they leave out sounds. It happens. The others didn’t say anything, either – well, Ignis had given you a strange look, but remained silent beyond that.

The second time you called him “Glaio,” he gave you a questioning look. You were unfazed by it, continuing the rest of your sentence without falter. He let it slide, but kept it in the back of his mind so he could ask you about it later.

The third time you called him “Glaio,” he did ask you about it. You dodged the question and steamrolled over his attempts to circle back around to the subject. After several more fruitless tries, he gave up with a sigh. 

The fourth time you called him “Glaio,” he’d had enough.

“Why do you keep calling me that?” he asked you, his hand around your bicep and his eyes boring into yours, preventing you from escaping the subject.

Still, you tried. “Calling you what?” you replied, tilting your head to the side and fixing him with an innocent look.

Glaio,” he said, exasperated, “You’ve been calling me that all day. It’s starting to bug me.”

Ohhh.” You hummed, smiling at him. “You haven’t given me the D yet, so it only seemed fair.”

“I haven’t–oh.” Realization dawned on him in that moment. He stared down at you, watching your expression go from innocent to mischievous and a smirk pull at your lips. He laughed, wrapping his other arm around your waist and pulling you close. He leaned down, his lips ghosting over yours. “Well… I can fix that.”

You grinned at him. “I was hoping you’d say that, Glaio.”


“Courtney Vision”

I have zero excuses

I just kept laughing while drawing the first panel im sorry

anonymous asked:

I don't even watch Teen Wolf but you've got me thirsting after Dylan O'Brien. I have now, like your tag says, sunk to your level.

Honestly I wish I could say I’m sorry but I’m so not lmao he’s just so

Originally posted by nananaprincess

//honestly I’m so easily pleased, I laugh over the stupiest things.

I started playing Arkham City, seeing that I only have the challenges left in Asylum and wanna play the story more and Bruce is chained up and walking past this criminals and you can hear one shouting in the background “You’ll pick up the soap FOR ME” and I just placed my controller to the side and laughed for two minutes


Summary: Dan makes an online dating profile, attracting all sorts of strange people. He nearly gives up altogether before he receives a message from a man that he never would have expected to be a match for him. The man is adorned with pastel colors and a sweet demeanor, and is he really about to go on a date with someone that’s arguably his exact opposite?

Words: 3,655

A/N: am i really posting something after a month? well shit, call me dan howell i guess. it seems we’re on the same uploading schedule jesus christ i apologize

Warnings: swearing, innuendos

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So shine on you sinking sun
Cause the waning time it gets me low
Look on you wicked world
I will wait my turn but it goes slow.

anonymous asked:

How would the main three plus leo react to their childhood friend appearing while they practice? Like they hadnt seen eachother in years? (Btw ur profile is amazing and great writing and ya i hope im not annoying ill go now bye)

Aw, anon, you’re not annoying me! I love requests and being able to make people happy with my writing; this request is really good! I like the feeling of nostalgia I was able to create here. Sorry this took such a long time ;-; Thanks for requesting!

[Viktor Nikiforov]

  • He’s taking a break from his practice with Yuri when he feels a tap on his shoulder
  • He would just hug you and tell you how much he’s missed you
  • He would want to go catch up with you right away
  • “Lucky for you, (Y/N), our practice is now almost over.”
  • “But Viktor, we still have like four hours left to practice-“
  • “Yuuri stfu can’t u see I’m trying to impress them quit cockblocking me jfc
  • Takes you to a restaurant probably, and he would show you all of his favorite foods from Japan
  • Viktor is a physical person, so obviously he’s going to keep an arm around you, hold your hand, touch your leg, etc. at all times
  • he is subconsciously afraid of you slipping away again so his instinct is to cling to you but shhhhhhhhhhhh
  • You would ask him about the change in scenery he’s had from becoming a coach
  • also why did you cut your beautiful locks of hair Viktor why????
  • While he’s talking you can see how much more relaxed and happy he is than you remember
  • It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy seeing him without all of the stress and pressure to be a perfect idol in the figure skating world
  • He notices how beautiful you’ve become; the way you matured and grew from your childhood almost brings him to tears
  • “I thought you were beautiful before but now i can’t take my eyes off of you why are you like this you beautiful human.”
  • After your meal that he pays for what a gentleman he gives you his phone number
  • “You call me if you need anything, okay? I don’t want to get out of touch with you and your beautiful face again!”
  • And he probably wants to take you on a proper date in the near future wink wonk

[Yuri Katsuki]

  • It was almost the end of practice when you enter the rink
  • Yuri ends up falling in the final steps of his routine when he sees you
  • “Holy shit is that them holy fuck it is them don’t do anything dumb shit shit shit shit fuck”
  • Viktor sees how bashful Yuri gets and allows him to end practice early, since he can’t wait to see how you two interact
  • Viktor will be watching you from afar but you won’t know it hehe
  • Yuri takes you to his home and cooks you a meal
  • You talk the entire time, mostly catching up
  • It turns out you saw him perform on television and wanted to come congratulate him
  • While you two are reminiscing about the past he becomes really self conscious and embarrassed
  • he can’t help but wonder what embarrassing memories you have of him
  • “Remember the time we went out to dinner and you ate your pork cutlet bowl too fast, Yuri? I remember on the walk home we had to stop so you could throw up over the railing of the pier!”
  • “Yes I remember, (Y/N) Please never bring that up again omg shut up you’re killing m e
  • but as soon as you start talking about his skyrocketing skating career and athleticism, his confidence boosts and he instantly becomes more comfortable
  • “Damn, you’ve lost a bunch of weight, huh, Yuri? You look really good.”
  • he nearly dies omg have mercy on this poor boy
  • “Omg thank you look really good too and you’re even more gorgeous than i remember holy shit send h e l p”
  • You exchange phone numbers and stay in close contact, and visits become much more frequent

[Yuri Plisetsky]

  • He’s in the middle of getting yelled at by Yakov when you came into the ice rink
  • He almost dies when he sees you
  • tbh that was the most gentle and soft expression you’ve ever seen on his face
  • No matter how much Yuri argues with Yakov, he isn’t allowed to leave to spend time with you
  • So he uses this to his advantage and skates for you
  • You know this boy is going to show off to you as much as possible so are you even surprised like honestly
  • He wants to impress you, so he of course has a flawless run-through of his routine
  • even Yakov was surprised omg so impressed he shuts right up
  • After the practice is over, Yuri brings you to a nearby mall to go shopping
  • If you show him something, he buys it for you
  • “Yuri, I just said I liked it. You don’t have to-‘
  • “Stfu and let me do this for you jfc”
  • psssst he’s secretly trying to make you forgive him for leaving you behind by buying you stuff but you didn’t hear that from me k
  • He will buy you matching cat-themed friendship bracelets probs
  • The two of you just talk about childhood and your favorite memories of each other. Yuri mostly talks about how much he misses having someone like you to talk to tho
  • You guys are goofing around in a store and trying on all of the expensive clothes just for shits and giggles
  • You come out of a dressing room with a big, leopard print coat and Yuri almost dies
  • Holy fuck that is hot but do not get a boner do noT GET A BO N ER”
  • He takes a photo of you and the way you smile at him makes him remember why you were his friend in the first place
  • Needless to say, he’s not going to be letting you go anytime soon

[Leo de la Iglesia]

  • As someone who cherishes his friends, this visit from you is like heaven on earth
  • When you come to the rink, he is doing his post-practice stretch
  • so the first thing you see is his ass bc he’s bending over niiiiice yeeeeaaaahhhhh booiiiiiiii
  • You are so entertained by watching him stretch, and you don’t want to interrupt him
  • But he notices you eventually and his tired expression changes to an ecstatic one
  • he would look like such a cutie with his hair in a lil man bun and his lil smile aw
  • “Omfg hello it’s YOU c’mere pls hug me
  • The hug is going to last forev e r
  • You would help him stretch out his shoulders before you two head out
  • and you get to feel his muscles from underneath his shirt while you help you lucky lil shit
  • A good catching-up conversation would happen while Leo drove you in his car
  • but he would almost crash a few times bc he can’t help but glance over and admire you with a dumb lil smile on his adorable fucking face
  • “Leo, the road! Watch the road or we’re going to-!”
  • “(Y/N) I’m sorry I’m crying trying my best you’re just so beautiful holy shit i’m sorry you’re so attractive”
  • He would apologize a thousand times for losing contact with you for sure
  • Even after you forgive him, he’ll go through a Starbucks drive-thru and get you your favorite drink as a peace offering
  • You’ll insist it’s not necessary but he’s going to do it anyway because he’s too pure for his own good
  • He’s going to bring you to his home so you can say hello to his family
  • There you’ll share a home cooked meal and catch up on lost time
  • You might even break out old photo albums and reminisce about the simpler times
  • Leo is probably going to cry a little bit just hold him pls save this boy
  • He won’t be letting you slip away anytime soon~

anonymous asked:

Furudate giving us hot-af-more-than-he's-normally Kuroo in his 200 chapters manga ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

right? i mean look at this

insanely suave creature

top model material 


definitely a sex god

too attractive for this world

save us

anonymous asked:

What about a post-reconciliation scenario where Misaki and Saruhiko have to babysit Minoru and Megumi? Maybe they have to stay over in the SaruMi apartment for a week or something while their parents go on a trip? I just think the idea has potential for cuteness!

Maybe it happens that it’s the first free weekend Fushimi’s had since the end of S2 and he and Yata haven’t really had a lot of time to have their talk so Yata invites him over for the weekend. Except it turns out that Yata’s parents have like some kind of family emergency on his stepdad’s side and Yata’s mom calls him because they need to go out of town but there’s no one to watch Minoru and Megumi. Yata tries to explain that he and Fushimi had plans and his mom is like oh you can bring Saruhiko with you, Minoru and Megumi have been asking about him. In the end Yata gives in and says he’ll be there in a bit. He tells Fushimi what happened and at first Fushimi’s like no way I’m leaving but Yata manages to convince him to come along because they can still talk and besides Yata’s siblings haven’t seen Fushimi in forever.

So they get to Yata’s old place and his mom greets them and fusses over Fushimi since it’s been so long and look at how skinny and unhealthy you still are. She gives Yata their contact numbers and what to do in an emergency and Yata’s like come on I’m fine, Yata’s mom isn’t so sure about that but she figures well, you’ll probably be all right since Saruhiko’s here too. Meanwhile Megumi and Minoru come to the door and Yata’s like hey, your big brother is here to babysit you. They ignore him and go straight for Fushimi, Minoru asking Fushimi all this stuff about what happened with jungle and Megumi keeps hugging his legs and poor Fushimi has no idea what to do. Yata’s a little offended at being ignored but watching Fushimi and kids is cute so he doesn’t mind so much. They hustle the kids inside and it’s about lunch time so Yata asks what everyone wants for lunch. They want whatever Saru’s having, Yata’s like no you need to eat actual healthy food and I mean all of you. Fushimi clicks his tongue and looks away, Yata makes healthy rice with pineapples for everyone.

The rest of the weekend is spent wrangling children and trying to talk to each other in between. Having Minoru and Megumi there actually helps things a little because whenever there’s like a tense moment or it seems like someone’s said the wrong thing the kids will show up and start wanting attention and asking questions that even Fushimi can’t get too annoyed about answering. They both dance around the thing where they weren’t friends for a while because they don’t really want to talk about it in front of Yata’s siblings but Minoru at least seems to get that there was something weird between Yata and Fushimi. He asks Fushimi about it at one point when Yata’s in the other room cooking and Fushimi grudgingly admits maybe, Minoru is surprised because they were so close and he asks if Fushimi’s gonna leave again. Fushimi doesn’t really know how to respond but then Yata shows up with food and smiles at him and Fushimi’s breath catches a little. Minoru and Megumi note this and decide to play matchmaker between their stupid brother and their brother’s awesome boyfriend and spend the rest of the weekend trying sneaky ways to get Fushimi and Yata together.