"War without fire is like sausages without mustard." — Jean Juvénal des Ursins
(This is from the same campaign as this horrific accident: http://yourplayersaidwhat.tumblr.com/post/149033440484/this-time-we-did-start-the-fire-sorry
As well as this bit of self-deprecation: http://yourplayersaidwhat.tumblr.com/post/151875451859/ha-take-that-me)
(After the inquisition attacked our place of business and forced us out of our home, we picked up our gunslinger and fighter's two new characters, an enterprising assassin and a (heavily inspired by Jason Voorhees) childlike serial killer bloodrager, respectively, then began planning a counterattack on their stronghold…)
Assassin: Well, we can burn them out.
Cleric (ooc): …Heh. Heheheh… Hahahaha! You laughed at me, they ALL laughed at me…
Bloodrager (ooc): Are you going to do the forest fire part 2?
Cleric (ooc): “Forest Fire II: This Time, It’s Intentional!”
Assassin: So, if that’s the plan, we’re going to need some arsonist’s tools.
Cleric: Hold on, I’ve never deliberately committed arson before. Let me write this down.
(What followed was a serial killer and an assassin teaching a lawful good cleric how to commit arson, describing the finer details of key locations, cutting off escape routes and so on, taking notes all the while. Then when we met with our boss to discuss our plan of attack…)
Bloodrager: We’re gonna teach [Cleric] how to start fires real good!
Boss: Congratulations, you’re an aspiring arsonist.
Cleric (Semi-sarcastically): Hooray!