I have this hc that because our poor babybird Tim Drake is always so sleep deprived, he gets slap-happy at the most inconvenient moments.
Like he’s interviewing a candidate for an intern position that just opened up at Wayne Enterprises, and the poor guy is sooooo nervous to be sitting down in a meeting with the infamous Bruce Wayne himself and his adopted child business prodigy . He’s trying so hard to stutter his way through his skills and give the Wayne’s good reason why they should choose him.
Tim tries to pay attention, he really does, but they’ve already done ten interviews this morning and his mind can’t help but to wander.
All of a sudden a memory pops up in his head of when Jason mixed hot pink hair dye in Damian’s shampoo.
And then, in the middle of the candidate’s closing argument, Tim giggles. The interviewee stares in shock as the once disturbingly composed young man laughs until he’s gasping and tears are pouring down his face.
Bruce hurriedly ushers the candidate out of the room and apologizes. As he closes the door in their face, they can hear Bruce turning to Tim and saying:
“Again Tim, seriously?” In an exasperated voice as if this was a normal occurrence.
The candidate gets a job offer the next day, but they decline without giving Bruce a reason why.