sorry for the starter

Platonic/Friendship Sentence Starters
  • “Want to take a walk with me?” 
  • “Do you need a hug?” 
  • “Dude, I’m taking you out shopping. No buts.” 
  • “This couch is big enough for the both of us.” 
  • “I stole your __ I hope you don’t mind.” 
  • “Can I hold your hand?” 
  • “There’s nothing wrong with friends holding hands!” 
  • “You look like you could use a hug.” 
  • “My socks look good on you. I wondered where they went.” 
  • “Come here! Cuddle session!” 
  • “Think I can squeeze in there with you?” 
  • “Why did you put that all the way up there?” 
  • “Can you open this for me?” 
  • “Do you need help opening that?” 
  • “Not gonna lie, your clothes look good on me.” 
  • “You look comfy.”
  • “You look good today!” 
  • “Can I brush your hair?” 
  • “Can you brush my hair?” 
  • “Can you get that for me?” 
  • “I’m wearing your name tag obviously I’m you.” 
  • “This couch is all mine I will push you off if you try sitting on it.” 
  • “Budge up you’re hogging all the room.” 
  • “I know that look- you’re up to no good.” 
  • “Do you know where __ went?” 
  • “I will roll you up in a blanket if you refuse to go to bed.” 
Lemme Smash Starters

‘ this is a nice stick. ’
‘ I like sticks. ’
‘ lemme smash. please? ’
‘ no, (name), go find (name2). ’
‘ you want sum fuk? ’
‘ no, (name), I don’t want sum fuk. ’
‘ I got you blue. ’
‘ hey girl. you want some tail ? ’ 
‘ (name), your tail is small. ’
‘ wot? ’
‘ swiggity swooty? ’
‘ you want yellow? ’
‘ she doesn’t want yellow. ’
‘ blue and yellow? no. ’
‘ (name), I’m leaving. ’
‘ no! wait! lemme smash! ’
‘ what has my life come to ? ’
‘ (name) thought my tail was big. ’
‘ (name) used to let me smash. ’
‘ but (name) is smashin (name2). (name2) is a hoe. ’
‘ fuck this nest. fuck (name)! ’
‘ I need you (name)! ’
‘ (name) lemme smash! ’
‘ I’ma get that bitch a stick. ’
‘ bitches love sticks. ’
‘ stick stick stick stick stick stick stick. ’
‘ need stick? got stick. (name) I got stick. lemme smash. ’

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OTP Meeting on a Train:

1. “Can we switch seats? If I sit backwards, I’ll get sick.”

2. “Miss, take my seat. You don’t have to stand.”

3. “Oh my god, I slept through my stop.”

4. “He’s punching tickets? I snuck on without a ticket.”

5. “Is that noise normal?”

6. “Excuse me, can I make a call on your phone? I lost mine at the station.”

7. “Hey, sorry, you dropped your glove. It’s cold, you don’t want to be losing it.”

8. “Umm…I don’t know how to say this…but I caught you staring and I was wondering if you wanted to grab a coffee?”

9. “Marie? Oh sorry, I thought you were my sister.”

10. “Hey, man! Don’t push women like that!”

11. “Sir, we’ll have you step off for security reasons.”

13. “You have a bloody nose? I have tissues in my purse.”

14. *it’s crowded and Person A falls into Person B’s lap*

15. *problem with the tracks and they’re stuck together until it’s fixed.*

16. *both late for work, try fitting through the door at the same time. Laugh, blow off work, get lunch*

Personality Starters

(as requested by anon)

Starters:

  • ❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞ 
  • ❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞
  • ❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞
  • ❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞
  • ❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞
  • ❝Fuck love.❞
  • ❝Well that was brutally honest.❞
  • ❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞
  • ❝I have to be perfect.❞
  • ❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞
  • ❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞
  • ❝Don’t you believe in me?❞
  • ❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞
  • ❝I love your zest for life.❞
  • ❝You’re really brave.❞
  • ❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞
  • ❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞
  • ❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞
  • ❝I don’t understand you.❞
  • ❝You don’t understand me.❞
  • ❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞
  • ❝Your smile is contagious.❞
  • ❝Why are you so self-critical?❞
  • ❝Thanks for trusting me.❞
  • ❝Of course I trust you.❞ 

hauntedtyrantqueen  asked:

OMG I love your icon so much, Sam looks so fucking good in that pic, like where do you find these incredibly photogenic pictures of Jared it's so fucking amazing, I could stare at it all day bro

Oh my gods. I know right?? 

Jared is photogenic in almost any picture. 

But like, do you prefer Jared in a suit? Because fuck, man. 

Or you know… Without a suit whatsoever…? (I die.)

What about his beanie and sunglasses?

Or what about the ridiculous way he stares at the camera sometimes? 

Jared… Sir… Please keep your lips and tongue under control. Just keep your damn mouth under control. 

Oh and hey! What about the stupid Saxx underwear thing? Because double fuck. 

And here’s an adorable younger!jared for good measure. 

There. I totally just filled everybody’s dashboards up with Jared Padalecki, but somehow… I’m not really sorry?? 

I think I accidentally destroyed and murdered myself too. 

I own none of these pictures or gifs. All the credit goes to the rightful owners. 

Feel free to add more gifs/pictures and maybe tag me please?? (you know… Tumblr’s suck-ass notifs) because this is one of the few things I don’t mind being destroyed by. lmao

Whumpy Prompts/Starters

“Quit your whining! I bet it’s barely even a scratch.”

“That— That’s your blood! Why the hell didn’t you say anything!?”

“This is gonna hurt but you have to be quiet, okay?”

“Don’t pass out, we’re almost there.”

“If I go down now, I’m not getting back up.”

“Oh…Oh god, yeah, we might have to cut that off.”

“That’s it. If you throw up one more time we’re going to the hospital.”

“You didn’t feel that!? This is bad, you should’ve felt that!”

“Please go bleed somewhere else. I don’t have time for this.”

“I’m scared to move you. Just wait here, I swear I’ll be right back with help.”

“That’s a lot nastier than it seemed at first glance.”

“You sure you’re okay to get up?”

“Stop thrashing! You’re going to make it even worse!”

“So you’re injured, I’m sick, and neither of us know where we are. Fun.”

“I heard the hurt in that fall.”

“Please don’t die in my lap. I’m begging you.”

“That was a bad fall, take a second to get your breath back.”

“Stop being overdram— Oh!”

“Look on the bright side, that’s gonna make one badass scar.”

“That’s the third time you’ve stumbled in the past ten minutes!”

Shit said in my Discord group

“While you fight I’m just gonna be making my ramen”
“pest control guy is ur new pokemon”
"this kingler is not accepting my balls”
“I just love seeing how you guys can embarrass yourselves over this”
“Don’t take that out of context”
“Fite me I will make you short”
“Oh hey dude how is it going my shipping troll homeslice breadslice shipslice”
“i came platonically into this room to have a platonic good time and honestly i feel so attacked in a non sexual way”
“Who is better waifu: ____ or _____? I’m asking because I’m caught in the middle of an argument about the topic, and I don’t wanna settle it right away due to the fact that I wouldn’t even hesitate to say ____”
“MY FRIEND TEXTED ME AT FUCKING 2AM! IM GONNA GET BACK AT HIM! IVE READ UP ON PETTY REVENGE I GOT THIS!”
“Sleep so you can blep”
“as apparently i am double satan, i approve of not fucking no”
“I thought this was about the soda for a second”
“You pulled that out of your donkey. The other word for donkey. That begins with an A. And ends with an s.”
“We’re down one furry… This is gonna be hard”
“Do I have to nickshame?”
“I care about chieves because I’m a chiev hoe!”
“Don’t do school, stay in vegetables and eat your drugs.”
"And the Lord did say: eat a bag of dicks”
“Jesus layed a hand on the tax collectors and proclaimed, "Eat my Diction.”
“I platonically think you’re platonically wrong platonically”
“And then there’s kermit.”
“We chill. We chill. We chill. We good. We good? Alright lets go.”
“___ God dammit put your dick away”
“It’s just a prank! It’s just a prank! It’s just a social experiment! A social experiment gone wrong! GONE WRONG!”
“You will not crush me like a bug, I will crush you like a bug for the tenth time gosh dangit!”
“Hey! Leave me be! I’m only slaughtering innocents! I’m not doing wrong!”
“My jackets on the floor, my ego is on it, and my back hurts.”
“Not only are they dying, but they’re dead.”
“By the power of my gigantic yaoi hands, I shall survive this night!”
“I question this group sometimes. And by sometimes I mean all the time.”
“I’m using my night time sexy voice”
“Now we can clean house on yo ass”
“welcome to the bitch house”
“shoot ____ first thats all im asking”
“you mother bitch”
“your dad has a minion kink”
“#Let_____BeThe6Foot3Baby”
“i think we are killing ___ mentally”
“You guys are to be honest. Great and stupid”
“clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat”
“You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER”
“YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED”
“YOU STOLE THE PEEPO”
“a graceful death? you mean flying into the fucking sun”
“I am a howdere”
“did you just call me a tiny angry gremlin”
“the fuck type of kinky shit is happening”
“I think dying is bad for your heath, but I’m not to certain.”
“Guys help i need hardcore memes”
“So I wrapped my mom’s present today, and I’m looking at the wrapping paper, and it’s about as straight as ___; not at all.”
“Update: FRESHMAN FRIDAY People got jumped, thrown in trashcans and shit I however, am fine”
“slide back into sin mountain”
“Hold up ____ likes murder children Explains why she is bias towards me”
“I can’t offer ideas….so I’m just…gonna go back to stabbing at ice with a knife…”
“FUCKING STOP PAPPING BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT”
“Someone take food and punch me in the gut so hard that it goes into my stomach”
“I see this green foot at the corner of my eye, and I think to myself “No he fucking didn’t-” And I look up and see Kermit the fucking frog holding a double barrel shotgun”
“Okay shut the fuck your mouth.”
“Death cannot come fast enough….In a platonic way, shut up ___”
“It’s not Google, it’s Wikipedia.”
“FUCK YOU! TECH SUPPORT BULLSHIT! FUCK!”
“Did you just curse at me in Mexicanese?”
“Being in band and playing the saxophone was always rough for dirty minded little me….i always had to practice my fingering and tonguing….”

TERRIBLE CHRISTIAN PUNS: SENTENCE STARTERS

❝ What is a dentist’s favorite hymn? Crown Him with Many Crowns.

❝ Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord? The Dmin chord.

❝ What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage? The Great Commission.

❝ Where was Solomon’s temple located? On the side of his head.

❝ How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

❝ Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot.

❝ What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Ruthless. ❞

❝ Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

❝ Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple? It was a bird of pray. ❞ 

❝ Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

❝ Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought the house down.

❝ What car make did the Apostles drive? Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.

❝ Who’s the patron saint of poverty? St. Nickeless.

❝ Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled? The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.

❝ What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car? A convertible.

❝ What’s the best way to settle church disputes? With canons.

❝ How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

❝ At what time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve.

❝ Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark? They were using fowl language.

❝ What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza? Jesus can’t be topped.

❝ What man in the Bible had no parents? Joshua, son of None.  ❞

❝ Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go? He was in ‘de Nile. ❞ 

❝ Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah? He didn’t want to split hairs.

❝ Why did Moses cross the Red Sea? To get to the other side.

❝ If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man? Because he would be several thousand years old.

❝ Need an ark? I noah guy.

Arena/Gladiator Sentence Starters
Requested by Anonymous
  • “Come at me!” 
  • “I will end your win streak right here!” 
  • “I’ve faced worse.” 
  • “I’ll make this quick.” 
  • “Stand still!” 
  • “You look like you couldn’t even hurt a fly.” 
  • “Didn’t know I was going to be fighting a child.” 
  • “It’s nothing personal.” 
  • “Ready to give up?”
  • “You couldn’t even punch a wall.” 
  • “Looks like you’re on the ropes.” 
  • “This’ll be easy.” 
  • “Please, we don’t have to do this!” 
  • “They sent you out unprepared?!”
  • “What’d you think is behind that gate?” 
  • “Looks like we’ll be fighting alongside each other, old friend.” 
  • “I hate to see you on the other side of the arena, my friend.” 
  • “You may be big, but you ain’t stupid.” 
  • “Had enough?” 
  • “Look, I hate you, but I hate them more. Can we call a truce just for this fight?” 
  • “This match’ll be a bore.” 
  • “They gave me the wrong weapon!” 
  • “Stand up and face me!” 
  • “Get up!” 
  • “Stay down!” 
  • “We fight until one doesn’t get back up.” 
  • “How many fights have you been in already today?” 
  • “You look like you can barely stand.” 
  • “What kind of creature are you?” 
  • “One on one; come on!” 
  • “You. Me. Fight to the death.” 

ATOMIC BLONDE; STARTER SENTENCES.

  • ❛ We don’t mistrust each other because we’re armed; we’re armed because we mistrust each other. ❜
  • ❛ If I would have known he was going to call the police, I would have worn a different outfit. ❜
  • ❛ Want a pair of jeans? Help yourself. ❜
  • ❛ Right now I’m not feeling very confident about this story of yours. ❜
  • ❛ You should have become a poet. Or a rockstar. ❜
  • ❛ When you tell the truth, you look different. Your eyes change. ❜
  • ❛ Women are always getting in the way of progress, aren’t they? ❜
  • ❛ You need to work on your German. It’s horrible. ❜
  • ❛ You can’t un-fuck what’s been fucked. ❜
  • ❛ I’m my own bitch now! ❜
  • ❛ Fucking hell. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t shoot, I’ve got your shoe! ❜
  • ❛ You look like you need saving. ❜
  • ❛ Trust no one! ❜
RP Starters - MERMAID PACK

as requested by anon

Starters:

  • ❝If you’re a mermaid then where’s your tail?❞
  • ❝You have to show me!❞
  • ❝So can you bend water?❞
  • ❝It’s almost like you can breathe underwater.❞
  • ❝I’m not a monster!❞
  • ❝You can’t tell anyone about this.❞
  • ❝I don’t need rescued – I’m not drowning.❞
  • ❝How did you turn in to one of these things?❞
  • ❝If you call me Ariel one more time…❞
  • ❝Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid. Then be a mermaid.❞
  • ❝Can you get out of the water?❞
  • ❝Please don’t freak out.❞
  • ❝You’re not real.❞
  • ❝I love your tail. Can I touch it?❞
  • ❝Not all of us are mermaids. Some of us are mermen.❞ 
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we light up the world / listen here

a tropical louis house playlist, inspired by louis’ recent collaborations; featuring alex schulz, alina baraz & galimatias, cash cash, duke dumont, jonas blue, klingande, kygo, lost frequencies, martin solveig, robin schulz, sigala, and steve aoki

Throne of Glass series sentence starters
  • “Sometimes, the wicked will tell us/you things just to confuse us/you.”
  • “You can’t pick and choose what parts of me/them to love.”
  • “You could do anything, if only you dared.”
  • “We each survive in our own way.”
  • “The people you love are just weapons that will be used against you.”
  • “Why do you cry?”
  • “I can survive well enough on my own.”
  • “I’ll always pick you.”
  • “My/your name is a snippet of a half-remembered song.”
  • “Even when this world is a forgotten whisper of dust between the stars, I will love you.”
  • “You remind me of how the world ought to be. What it can be.”
  • “Better to die with my/your chin held high than groveling like a cowering worm.”

They were on their way to the training deck for some group exercises when Shiro caught a glimpse of Keith out of the corner of his eye. 

It was an unguarded moment; Keith didn’t seem to realize he was under surveillance. The shadows under his eyes were more pronounced than usual, and the color was gone from his cheeks. A flicker of anxiety caused Shiro to slow his pace. He fell into step with Keith as they walked down the hall. 

“You all right?” Shiro asked, as innocently as possible. He didn’t want to seem overbearing. “You look a little tired today…”

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