WOW SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IN A WHILE BUT HOLY SHIT GUYS! Thank you so much! I honestly never thought I’d get this big! This really means a ton to me! I’m sorry I don’t have anything prepared for this, but again, thank you *so* much!
(( OOC: Ok, so there were a lot of really funny captions, but I tried to narrow it down and just pick a few that stood out to me, since there were so many submissions. XD Feel free to tag yourself if you spot yours in the mix. Thanks for sending those in guys, I was laughing all night! ))
(( when i saw this post i thought this was what the punchline was going to be and i was only mildly disappointed – disappointed bc it wasn’t, but only mildly bc holy heck you’re right that’s what should have happened ))
if u were not rping in 2012-13 i genuinely feel sorry for u. u missed so much. everybody was forced to tag their ooc posts but never their nsfw. nobody gave a shit abt underage smut. we all used the same gifs from the same gif hunts. nobody made their own shit. we all used these themes that everybody remembers but i can’t recall the name of. bios were in first person. threads were never cut. mobile rping was the norm. skype wasn’t a thing, only chatzy. there were no fancy tags, no formatting. it was an experience.
random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV
“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”
“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”
“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”
In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it. Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”
“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”
“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”
Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto* Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.” Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”
“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”
*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene* Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–” Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”
*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”
“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”
“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”
“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”
*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”
“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”
*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”
“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”
Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!” Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”
“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”
“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”
*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”
*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”
“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”
Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.” Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”
“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”
*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”
*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.” Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.” Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.” Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.” Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”
*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”
“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”
Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!” Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.” Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!” Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”
So in case y’all are wondering what’s happening in the UK right now;
A few months ago, our Prime Minister (who’s officially going down as The Worst in Modern History,) called for a Snap Election. Now, I want to stress that this bint made a public statement when she took office saying she would not call a Snap Election, but then, it’s pretty obvious she’s very shit at keeping promises.
A hop, skip, and a jump later, and we had last night. Basically, a shit tonne of under 30′s registered to vote and they all voted Labour. Labour is the Conservative anti-christ, lead by a man named Jeremy Corbyn. Corbyn is our Bernie Sanders; he isn’t from a rich family, (heck, he was born round the corner to where I live,) he isn’t owned by any massive newspapers or companies, and to be quite honest, he’s pretty down-to-earth. He’s the under-30′s wizard, basically. He’s our Gandalf.
In the election last night, the conservatives lost 12 seats in parliament, and Labour gained 29. It was a fucking disaster for the Tory majority. (Jargon; Tory and Conservatives are the same people, same party. Tory is just quicker to say aloud.) They no longer have over half the seats in parliament, so they no longer have a majority. This is bomb for the public, because it means that they have strong opposition for the shit they’ve been wanting to do, such as privatising our free healthcare and cutting police numbers to save money, (you all saw the attacks in London, right? Those attacks would have been impossible to enact if the Tories hadn’t slashed the MET by 15,000.)
So it sounded really fucking good at that point. The Labour government could form a minority government if it joined with the SNP, (Scottish National Party,) the Green Party, and the Liberal Democrats. Even with this Justice League together, they wouldn’t hold the majority in parliament, but it would be so much better than them all going their own way.
Until the Prime Minister announced she’d form a coalition government with the DUP.
The DUP, aka the Democratic Unionist Party, are a party based in Northern Ireland who are unbearably like the US Republican party. They’re pretty easy to pin down;
- Anti-LGBTQ+ rights, - Anti-Women’s rights, - Pro-capital punishment, - Littered with scandals regarding the abuse of public funds, - Pro-Life, (not just by policy, I mean women who get abortions in NI serve jail time,) - Climate Change deniers.
Without making it too personal, we basically went from a Conservative government, to a Conservative government seasoned with the above. We literally went from bad to worse, despite over 70% of under 30′s signing up to vote for Labour because we had enough.
You can expect to see a load of riots and protests in the UK over the next couple of weeks, I can assure you. But basically, the UK just became a really shitty place to live if you’re a woman, gay, or poor. Especially poor.
Today in my linguistics class we were talking about the combination of the words, like the first part being one word and the second being another (ie. spork). So my prof mentions ship names and asks for some examples and the entire class is silent… Except this one guy in the back who shouts out “Snarry!” and then he turns to his friend and is like.. “don’t judge me, Mike”. And I’m sitting there just like.. Oh no Robert, today is judgement day and you have been found guilty.
• If kou catches anyone so much as humming one of his songs he will tease them relentlessly about it for days (yUMA MAD)
• Ruki sometimes gets headaches (from thinking too much lol) so Kou thought it would be nice to make dinner for them instead of him… unfortunately Kou can only bake and cant cook for shit, so he called in azusa. Long story short they almost burned the kitchen, giving Ruki a bigger head ache. In the end he came down and they decided for take out.
Yuma, Kou and Azusa bought Ruki a #1 dad mug as a joke for fathers day. He still drinks from it.
• “Azusa, I’m going shopping, you need new clothes right?”
“No… thank, you…Ruki. I have…enough sweaters.”
Yuma comes stomping down the stairs: “OIII, does anyone know where my- AHA!!! SO YOU’RE THE ONE WHOSE BEEN STEALING ALL MY SWEATERS, AZUSA!!!”
Ruki then began wondering whether his missing knitted pajamas also somehow ended up with azusa.
• Ruki developed a habit of reading in quiet dark places as to not be disturbed. And sometimes he gets so engrossed in the book he doesnt hear his brothers calling for him. This has resulted in ruki being accidentally stepped on, bumped into, or causing his brothers to scream many times (cause he’s literally just sitting in the dark in the middle of a room when they flick on the light whats not to scream about)
• Surprisingly enough, sometimes the sakamakis visit. usually at unexpected times, and its usually laito or subaru.
- Laito just randomly leaves his house and heads over to the mukami’s during lunch time (Azusa didn’t mind, and kou depending on his mood, it took yuma a while to chill about it tho- but since he came so often Ruki allowed him to stay as long as he’s tolerable. As soon as he’s his pervy self he GONE)
- Subaru rarely visits, but when he does it’s to completely get away from his brothers for a while. Yuma sometimes agrees to let him wander around his garden but not to touch anything. He also doesn’t tell Kou because he understands Tsunbaru needs some time alone- that is until Kou looks out the window and goes over to pester him.
- Ayato did visit with laito once for lunch, but only ONCE because he made the mistake of insulting Taylor swift, to which kou took great offence to and ended up blasting her songs infront of ayatos bedroom window. He only left when Reiji got in touch with Ruki to tell him about Kou’s whereabouts-
“Please…take him back. I know we don’t need sleep but I’m getting a headache.”
Some kid: I’m tired. Ritsu, an AP Student: Tired? 🤔😴 you don’t know tired 👎😒 🅰️ 🅿️ students 🤓👨🏻🎓 NEVER sleep 🛌🚫 can’t risk our 💯% test average for nothing 😤🛑✋ student council 👩👦👑 ain’t gonna run itself 👏 you can’t live 🌏😃 if you aren’t working yourself to DEATH 👻☠️⚰️ RIP the fucking green cloud 🤢👻 Touchy hoe 6:66 🌵🍜