sorry for that i'm just bored

me: I would like to see more of the boy squad

magnus: *always shows up because he’s dating Vilde while the others are sidelined*

me: no…. not like this…. not…. like this

4

Here’s my take on Dante and Ari, when they first met, and then, as they slowly grew into young men.

Weird Human Things

Breastfeeding

Jaal: Human females seem more… Curvy than their male counterparts..

Ryder: Are you asking why we have breasts?

Jaal: …Perhaps.

Ryder: *Laughs* They’re for feeding babies.

Jaal: What?

Ryder: Our mammary glands produce milk for babies!

Jaal:

Baby teeth

Jaal: Humans have multiple sets of teeth?

Ryder: Well, kind of. We’re born with no teeth, we grow a set of ‘baby’ teeth. Then in childhood all those teeth fall out and our permanent set grow in. It can be painful and bloody.

Jaal: That sounds terrifying. 

Static hair

Jaal: Ryder your hair is floating

Ryder: Oh, yeah that happens sometimes.

Jaal: *confused cat face*…What!?!

Blushing

Jaal: Ryder! Your colors are changing!

Ryder: It’s just hot Jaal. Humans turn red sometimes.

Jaal: So, this is normal?

Ryder: Kind of. Blushing can signify distress, but It’s usually no big deal.

Jaal: Distress? Are you not well? 

Ryder: I’m fine Jaal, it’s just hot here 

 *Sometime later after certain saucy scenes* 

Jaal: Ryder, Are you in distress?! Your colors! 

Ryder: *Laughs* No Jaal, I’m fine. 

Freckles

Jaal: Why do some humans have spots while others do not?

Ryder: Spots?…Oh, you mean Freckles.

Jaal: Freckles?

Ryder: Yeah, just genetics. Some human’s just have…spots. *Ryder smiles*

Talk and Walk

Jaal: Why is Liam pacing the ship?

Ryder: He’s on a call Jaal.

Jaal: ??????

Ryder: Oh, human’s like to lap their homes while on calls.

Talking to animals

Pyjak: *squeak*

Ryder: *Squeak!*

Jaal: What are you-

Ryder: Shhh! I’m talking to my child.

Jaal: ?!?!?!

Microwave

*Liam sprints desperately to the kitchen*

Jaal: What’s going on?

Ryder: *dead serious* He has to stop the microwave before it hits zero or it explodes.

Jaal: WHY WOULD HUMANS DESIGN SUCH A FAULTY DEVICE?!?!

Ryder: *Laughing*

Jaal: an…Idiom?

  • them: omg why do u obsess over those characters so much
  • me: i indulge myself in the lives of fictional people to avoid the realization that my own life is, in fact, boring and meaningless
  • them:
  • me:
  • them:
  • me: i mean... guess i'm just a nerd hah a :)
The Three Different Types of Tumblr Blog Descriptions
  1. “This is my tumblr where I post things that I see and like. I mostly reblog posts but sometimes I make them. I blog about my interests, which are food, cute animals, text posts that have 100,000+ notes, [fandom], and pretty much anything else random haha. If I see a post that I like I will reblog it lol. If I see a post I do not like I will not reblog it. I don’t reblog posts I don’t see because I can’t reblog them since I didn’t see them so how would I reblog them. I blog about my interests. Here on tumblr, I blog about my interests. I use my blog as a blog (for blogging purposes). Sometimes my interests are random. Sorry not sorry but you will see a lot of [fandom]. [Fandom] is my LIFE okay I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELS ABOUT IT”
  2. “[name] / [age] / [location] / [pronouns] / [sexuality] / [star sign] / links for mobile”
  3. “my name is tony and once I swallowed a bug”

i’m just drawing things out of boredom at this point?? still love these boys tho

Former Employment

Summary: Professor Stilinski is definitely not expecting to see his favorite porn star among the students of his Human Sexuality class.

Notes: Inspired by this ask. I don’t do power imbalance, so nothing happens until Derek is out of Stiles’ class. Also, while there are mentions of porn, there is no actual smut in this. Sorry. (On AO3)

@nogitsunelichen and @cobrilee – this is probably not what you had in mind, but I wrote it!


When Stiles pushes open the doors to the lecture hall, it’s completely empty. He blinks down at his watch in surprise, and realizes he made the walk across campus faster than he realized. There’s always an adjustment period at the beginning of every semester, where he figures out where his classrooms are and how long it’ll take to get there.

Well, he might as well utilize this time, then. He sits at the desk at the front of the room, and gets back to writing his proposal for a class on the influence of society on gender.

He gradually hears students come in as he works, but he keeps focused, because he knows he has at least another ten minutes before class starts.

But when he hears a student ask, “Hey, are you the professor?” he has to look up, and he begins to wish he’d done it a lot sooner.

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  • Draco: *walks up with confidence*
  • Draco: Potter!
  • Harry: what now, Malfoy?
  • Draco: i have come up with yet another challenge to completely humiliate you in front of your stupid friends!
  • Harry: *sighs*
  • Draco: *snaps and holds out his hand to Blaise without breaking eye contact with Harry*
  • Blaise: *rolls his eyes and hands Draco a galleon*
  • Draco: heads, i win. tails, you lose.
  • Harry: wait, wha-
  • Draco: *elbows Blaise*
  • Blaise: *looks at his palm* winner gets bragging rights. loser has to kiss the winner.
  • Draco: ooooooooohhhh man, Blaise! that's harsh! how'd you come up with that?! hahahaha! ok i'm in.
  • Blaise:
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • everyone else:
  • Harry: but-
  • Draco: sCARED POTTER?!?!????

Dear,

@ask-bendy-and-boris-and-cherry @bored-bendy @askgirlybendy @bindy-bum @ask-inky-feathers @demi-gray  @dancin-demon @animated-ink @asksomecolouredink @ask-sugar-bendy @shitpost-inkdemon @lostchild-bendy @askdefectivebendy @bartenderbendy @ask-mischievousbendy @ink-imp @askbendyandfamily @ask-inky-bendy @bendy-and-boris-asks-story @bendyandpalsafterhours @fendybendy @just-bendy @ask-mary-the-ink-demon @neonblitzcrazy @ask-futuristic-bendy @thehoodedbendy @b3ndy-ba3 @batim-splotched-comic @dangerdorrendoesstuff @ask-ladybendy @bendyasks @genderbendyandtheinkmachine @askgentlemanbendy @asksmolboris @ask-semihuman-bendy

for you.

The Doctors as "My Immortal" Quotes

William Hartnell: “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall"

Patrick Troughton: “Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a Gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.”

Jon Pertwee: “And den……………..I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11”

Tom Baker: “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way.”

Peter Davison: “he put his arm around me all protective.”

Colin Baker: “I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

Sylvester McCoy: “What was DAT al about?”
“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked.

Paul McGann: (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)

Christopher Eccelston: “You dunderheads!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely"

David Tennant: “I’m good at too many things? WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

Matt Smith: “STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS”

Peter Capaldi: “I was even upset went to rehearsal with my Gothic metal band, Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the leader singer of it and I play guitar”

I’m so sorry.