Lame Jokes with Bangtan
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Rap Monster/ Namjoon: You’d been hanging out with eomma Jin a bit too much and started to adapt his penchant for telling bad jokes.
“Hey, babe. I have a question?”
“What type of shoes do ninja’s wear?”
“Y/N…I swear to Go-”
“Are. You. Sure Y/N??”
Seokjin/Jin: You’d both been going back and forth, bickering in the kitchen about whether you should make an additional portion of 짜장면 (Jjajangmyeon) for when the other boys would come back to the dorm. Suddenly, it popped into your head, the way to win, bad dad jokes.
“Hey, Seokjinnie Oppa, I have something important to ask you…”
“How do you make a tissue dance?”
“You put a little boogie in it!”
Suga/Yoongi: While he was looking up books on musical composition you’d found a jewel on jokes and decided to see of you could get a chuckle out of him.
“A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sa-”
“The bartender says, “We don’t serve food here!”“
"Yah! Do you think that’s funny?”
J-Hope/Hoseok: You all were on a drive down to Busan for a shoot by the ocean and had been in the car for hours. All the members were asleep except Hoseok who seemed to have a lot on his mind. His mixtape was dropping soon and you could tell he was feeling a bit anxious about the reception. You decided to lighten the mood with a bit of a joke.
“Stop thinking so hard! I can smell the bacon from here. We’re only in Daegu and I’m already hungry.”