sorry for so many tags o

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Master sleuths + magnifying glasses

Same Dynamic Couples Headcanons

-Omega couples arguing somewhat often but never having really serious fights because as soon as one of them realizes that the other is really upset, they shift into mothering mode and immediately start trying to make their mate feel better

-When Alpha couples argue it’s always a very loud and intimidating thing where they are both trying to make the other submit to them and most of the time it ends with the winner of the argument fucking and marking up the other because they feel the need to completely assert their dominance

-Beta couples arguing less than other same dynamic couples because they generally share a very close bond and find it difficult to do or say anything that could harm that bond

-Omega couples being insanely cuddly all the time and often enjoying cuddles just much as they enjoy sex, if not a little more so

-Male Omega couples always alternating on who gets to top, unless the couple has clear preferences on who takes on which role

-Alpha couples most often low-key arguing about who gets to top, wrestling around as a form of foreplay until one has the other pinned and impatient enough to agree to bottom

-Cute little Omega couples sharing all their clothes and often purposefully wearing each other’s sweaters just to stay close to their mate’s scent when they are apart

-Omega couples doing each others hair and makeup and filing each other’s nails and being so content to be able to tend to each other even in simple ways

-One Alpha getting sick and being too proud and stubborn to willingly allow another Alpha to take care of them, but their mate is also too stubborn to just allow them to suffer alone so they try to take care of them anyway. Attempting to feed them soup and impatiently trying to sweet talk them into taking their medicine because they know they can’t demand it without their sick mate becoming more resistant. And despite how frustrating they know it is for their mate to not allow them to care for them, they will be just as difficult when they inevitably get sick as well and it’s the others turn to play nurse

-Beta couples that enjoy people watching in crowded places and using their heightened sense of smell to try and figure out what people are feeling and then making up funny stories about them to make each other laugh

-An Omega couple hanging out with an Alpha couple and the Alphas low-key keeping an out to make sure no other Alphas try bothering their friends, and the Omegas knowing that their presence will keep other Omegas from approaching and flirting with the Alphas and making everyone uncomfortable. So it’s a really beneficial friendship for everyone involved

-When one Alpha is in rut the other willingly takes on the submissive role because despite having the urge to be the dominant one, they know exactly what the other is going through and they want to make things as easy for their mate as possible

-A kinky Omega couple whose heats have synced up so they hire an Alpha from an agency to “assist” them during their heat and happily take turns watching the other be fucked and knotted

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@dadefensenet: Meet the Members

favorite character: h e r m i o n e g r a n g e r

i’m hoping to do some good in the world!

The Internet [Wally West x Reader]

@pinkwitch21 requested: “May i request wally w/ an alien s/o, and him teaching them human customs, please and thank you.″

A/N: THIS SUCKS IM SO SORRY THIS EVEN WHAT YOU ASKED FOR BUT IDK HOW TO WRITE WALLY

Pairing: Wally West x Reader

Warnings: This is badly written 

Word Count: 670

WANT TO BE TAGGED?

MASTERLIST


You stared with wide eyes at all the humans roaming around the streets of the large city you were in. You were shocked by how many there were, you hoped they were kind people. The humans you met when you first crashed onto this peculiar planet wasn’t very kind.

Your eyes lightened up when you saw some items displayed behind the glass. They seemed to be clothing, similar to the ones you were wearing, but they were unlike anything on your planet. On your planet, you wore uniforms made of a material only found on your planet, but the clothing on this planet seemed to be made of different materials. It felt new and strange, but quite nice.

“Do you want one?” you heard your guide ask. You turned to look at the boy behind you before shaking your head. You didn’t want to trouble the kind humans that were helping you, especially the boy who was showing you the customs of the planet.

“I’m fine.” you spoke, the words feeling foreign from your tongue. You had quickly adapted and learned their language in merely a week but speaking this new language still felt a little strange. “I don’t want to trouble you.”

“Nonsense.” the boy, Wally West, waved his hand to dismiss your worry. “I’m supposed to be looking after you.”

You frowned. “Doesn’t that mean… keeping me from harm?”

“Of a sort, but I also have to keep you happy, and if buying clothes make you happy…. Well, what the hell?” Wally explained, smiling kindly.

“What the… hell?” you repeated slowly, “what expression is that?”

“Er…. nevermind.”

The two of you continued exploring the city, and as you moved past countless people you thought about your situation.

You had crash landed onto this foreign planet called Earth while escaping from space hunters of some kind, and you thought the planet was uninhabited but apparently it wasn’t. You were immediately captured by strange people and taken captive, before a group of heroes rescued you. Now, one of them was teaching you the customs of the planet.

You thought Wally West was an intriguing human. He told you that he had super powers, the power of speed which you found absolutely fascinating. Apparently that was abnormal, as normal human moved slowly, but there were those who were extra special and had powers.

Eventually, Wally grew hungry so you two stopped at a diner. Apparently, he had quite the appetite, so he ordered practically everything on the menu while you chose nothing, for all the food seemed foreign to you.

“Why aren’t you eating?” he asked you with his mouth full, making you giggle slightly.

“What is edible here?” you questioned, staring at all the food in front of you. They smelt quite nice. Wally grinned and pushed a plate in front of you with an assortment of different circular food stacked on top of each other.

“It’s called a burger.” said Wally, “try it! It’s good.”

You nodded and picked up the top piece, taking a bite out of it. “It tastes… plain.”

“Not like that!” Wally cried, “oh my god, it’s like a crime to eat a burger like that.”

“Huh?”

“You eat it all together.” Wally instructed, picking up his ‘burger’, with all the pieces at once, and taking a bite out of it. “See?”

You nodded and put all the pieces together between your fingers before taking a huge bite of the food. As soon as you tasted the flavors, you wanted to melt right there. You swallowed it and said, “it’s delicious!”

“You know, you’re supposed to be teaching her how to behave like a human, not feeding her.” you turned and saw the man whom you knew as ‘Barry’.

“Hey, she’s got the human thing down already!” Wally protested.

“Really?” Barry turned to you. “[F/N], what is the Internet?”

“The…. Internet?” you frowned. “I am unfamiliar with that word. What is it?”

“… out of all the things you didn’t tell her about, it’s the Internet.”

hhhhhhh

Are there seriously still people like that on tumblr? Seriously? Can you grow tf up please? I don’t understand your logic. If you don’t like the ship why don’t you just fucking ignore it? Nobody fucking cares if you don’t like it, I’ve dealt with so many people on the novahd tag, who came over and wasted their fucking life just to say “oh I don’t like novahd.” O-okay? Did we fucking ask? I mean I get i get it everybody has an opinion, but some people need to keep some in there stupid blabber mouths, because they’re unnecessary and stupid. And you know what I’m not gonna lie, I did that a long time ago, and I regret it, I even said sorry for it. But the fact that people STILL do this with shipping, is fucking retarded, it’s 2017, grow tf up. Don’t start stupid ass ship wars for no reason. I’ve seen enough ship wars I don’t want to see anymore. And I’ll even say I have a notp right now myself, and I hate it with a fucking passion. But do you see me going on other ship tags to say “Hey, I hate this ship, just wanted to tell you that.” No i don’t, because why would I do that when my ship is ten times fucking cuter anyways? *clears throat* Sorry..and I’m sorry if your dead ship won’t come back so you have to hate on others ships. Tch feelsbadman. Look do you need tips on how to ignore a ship and keep your fucking mouth shut so you don’t get it slapped off by karma? Cause I’ll help you…fuckin…we have other problems in the world and you’re bitching about a notp??? Some people..also don’t. say. sorry. After you just shit on something we like, it’s stupid and you clearly don’t mean it. Stay in your fucking lane. We’ll talk about our ship, and you talk about yours. Fair enough? Okay now shut up. 

Ideas needed

To my followers: I have an 18 y/o guy friend with the voice of god and he’s got a YouTube channel of him reading fanfictions (smutty stuff too) and song lyrics as seriously as possible (think Barbie Girl lyrics).

I need suggestions and ideas (include links) for any/all of your favorite fanfictions (the smuttier the better) and songs! Comment on this post, message me, or send in an ask. I just need as many ideas as possible.

Reblog to spread the word, and you could get your idea read!

sometimes i get really sad - and then i remember that these people exist, and i feel a little better. (a non-comprehensive list, or we’d be here all year.)

alphabetical, but… the first shout-out must go to @seahenge for being one of my very best friends for the past 3 years. love u elise.

A-B

@a-mi-zivi: sara!! you’re funny and i like you. if you ever catch me spelling your name wrong, please give me a good kick.

@angelxcakes: i kinda love you, meri. (i haven’t forgotten that i owe you a graphic!! im posting it on fuffy day.)

@anyasbunny​: is there a sweeter human being than giulia? how can so much talent and loveliness be packed into one person??

@bimarthajones​: lucia!! bc of you i will probably start lucifer. you already know this, but!! (i predict i will love maze the most. maybe? possibly??) anyway, i hope school is going ok <3

@buffyfaiths: chelsea, i don’t know if i’ve ever told you how much i love your gifs? no one else’s colouring compares, imo. we don’t talk, but i always admire how strong you are.

@buffylovesfaith: one day i want to go on a Great American Road trip to hug all of my friends in the usa. meet me there? i love you clementine xx

@buffysummere​: lucie, i adore you. what would my dash be without your gay posts about buffy summers?? a sad place, that’s what.

@burntlikethesun​ and @oodlyenough​: not to get all fangirly, but ben and kali are the only two bloggers i’ve been following since i first joined tumblr as nowrunalong in 2013. they’re both funny and clever and have great opinions about… well. pretty much everything. i’ll stick with you guys for as long as you’re on this hell site tbh!!

Keep reading

the moral of the story is that matsuhanas are a terrible influence

so i (@tonqs ) reached 1k (!!!) a few days back, and many people voted for doing a tumblr awards, so here i am hosting one with justine ( @petercapadi )!

R U L E S:

mbf both febe and justine
reblog this post (like are for bookmarks only, sorry!)
put in the tags in which categories you want to enter!
there will be one winner and two runner-ups in each category (unless stated otherwise)
entries close on june 5th

C A T E G O R I E S:

PLATFORM 9 ¾ - best url

THE LEAKY CAULDRON - best icon

THE FORBIDDEN FOREST - best desktop theme

HAGRID’S HUT - best mobile theme

HOGSMEADE - best creations

HOGWARTS - best harry potter

DIAGON ALLEY - best multifandom

QUIDDITCH FIELD - best upcoming blog*

THE BURROW - febe’s favorites

GODRIC’S HOLLOW - justine’s favorites

MINISTRY OF MAGIC - followers favorite**

*: submit a screenshot of your following count here, must be under 500!

**:how to enter: send the url of your favorite blogger here (it can be yourself, nothing wrong about that!). after a while we will make a poll with all the urls, and you can vote on your favorite!

P R I Z E S:

a follow from us both (if not already)

our love and friendship

a spot on our updates tab

a spot on febe’s hall of fame

winners:

five promó’s upon request

two edit requests from febe

two playlist requests from justine

runner-ups:

three promo’s upon request

one edit request from febe

one playlist request from justine


Happy Valentine’s Day!
Yay!! Thanks for many requests!!
I could have special experience!
And I’m glad if you could have fun by my arts.

I could draw that I don’t usualy draw.
And I had fun to thinking shipping’s backgrounds.

But I also regret.
I couldn’t use tags well. (I still didn’t draw slash art on tumblr, so my tagging was out of rule. sorry.)
And my arts quality were not equality. I need to more drawing training.
However I thought very much about every requests.
Of course all are my works!

If I open next request event, please feel free to ask me! (^o^)

1punchgirls  asked:

my fave is probably @ daeum. she's very lovely and answers a lot of asks from her followers which is nice that she took the time to do that and very helpful for those who are in troubled situations, whether big or small. she's got an odd obsession for bread which is really funny and posts good music. what's your fave blog?

@daeum this person loves u 💘💘💘

o i have so so many favourite blogs 💞 @kimd-ok @4lisa @ilovepcy @kaisheaux @goldpoc @shesababymv @88gf @lee-jaejins @4jimn @starlightkai @kihyunswife @lovbhobi @lovelovelovesus @99lee @happybywjsn @iloveredvelvet @taeyyongs @emokai @milkbyfx @1suho @jiminnsgf @taipoca @demonzday n so many more that i’m sure i’m forgetting!!!

send me your favourite tumblr users and why you love them! ✨

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Law that’s not how you train dogs at all??

IT CALLS FOR A DOG AU! Veera said like wow imagine this and then I was like hell yeah and ta-daa, I had to draw it. Law is the frustrated owner of this mutt Luffy, give him strength.

Clow could walk into something as innocent as a Bingo night and I would run screaming. 

But re: Clow and feeling guilt in the afterlife;

GOOD. 

G O O D.