sorry for quoting naruto

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“No,” said the little prince. “I am looking for friends. What does that mean—'tame’?”

“It is an act too often neglected,” said the fox. It means to establish ties.“

”‘To establish ties’?“

"Just that,” said the fox. “To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world …”

  • Kakashi: You should ALWAYS wear condoms. As in ALWAYS unless you have talked it out with your partner and are one hundred percent sure you are ready for kids.
  • (Hinata and Sakura glance at eachother)
  • Hinata: even if you’re a lesbian?
  • Sasuke: especially. You know, unless you want double the unexpected pregnancy
  • [Misuno is standing by the door of the Hokage’s office, waiting for Chojuro. As she waits, Himawari appears, seemingly from nowhere, to stare silently at her.]
  • Misuno: (Awkwardly) Um… hello…
  • Himawari: (Unsmiling) Hello. I’m the exterminator. Somebody saw a roach. I have to catch these things before they get out of hand.
  • Misuno: (Decidedly unsettled) Shouldn’t your mother be somewhere nearby? I- I think I hear her calling you.
  • [Himawari continues to stare, unblinking]
  • Misuno: …Please go away.
  • [Himawari holds out a hand expectantly. Resigned, Misuno fishes some money out of her pocket and hands it to her. Smiling sweetly, Himawari bows and runs off just as Chojuro exits the office]
  • Chojuro: Who were you talking to?
  • Misuno: The future head of the Konoha Anbu.

Sai: Hello. Sorry, I’m late. But I was in the hallway, chatting up Sakura.

Naruto: Really? You? S-A-I, spoke to Sakura-chan?

Sai: Actually, I was less the chatter than the chattee.

Sasuke: What did she say? Is she still mad at me?

Sai: Well, she was upset at first, but, probably because her best friend shot somebody. Then there was something about you and… Then she hugged me.

Naruto: She hugged you? How did she hugged you?!

[Sai hugs Naruto]

Naruto: Is that her perfume I smell?

Sai: Intoxicating, isn’t it?