sorry for posting this in your tags guys but

anonymous asked:

Sooooo I'm getting really tired of scrolling through the lance tag and seeing "keep lance half white" post (also sorry is this is hard to read this is like my third time typing in English.)

ME TOO MY GUY me fucking too. 

(also your english was totally understandable, no worries) 

Your friendly neighbourhood medic and security chief would like to remind you to stay safe this festive season!! Happy Lunar New Year again everyone!

Makeup Tag

Chris Evans x reader

Warnings: none, literally just fluff.

Words: 443

All credit goes to Marvel.

A/N: Hi guys, I’m so sorry I haven’t been posting. I’ve been coping with a super-tough breakup and have essentially lost all of my friends during it, so I’ve pretty much lost all motivation to do everything. I have so many fics I’ve been working on for you guys but I can only type a few words until my thoughts start drifting back to my situation. Well wishes are appreciated and will hopefully motivate me to get your fics published. Here’s a short drab for you guys until I can get on my feet again. 

Originally posted by beardedchrisevans

“I’m a grown ass man, I still don’t see why I need makeup to walk down a carpet.” Your 6 foot tall, 35 year old client said.

“Shush, your cheeks get splotchy when you get nervous.” You said, applying more foundation with your beauty sponge. He scoffed, but you knew he was suppressing a smile.

“I do not get nervous!”

“Do I need to show you the pictures of you meeting Tom Brady again to prove to you why you need a heavy coverage foundation?”

“It’s all the cameras,” Chris brushed off. You rolled your eyes and laughed at him. You worked as a makeup artist for many celebrities, but never had you worked for someone as down-to-earth and personable as Captain America himself, Chris Evans. You lightly began brushing his eyebrows in place with your clear brow gel. “Don’t forget the beard.” You laughed at his comment.

“Oh, honey, there is no taming that thing.” He smiled as you pulled back, admiring your work. You smirked, going back into your Morphe Lugger bag, pulling out mascara. He laughed sarcastically at you.

“Hardy-har-har,” you laughed with him and put the Too-Faced mascara back in its designated pocket. “You know, you should be nice. One day I could be doing your makeup.” You rolled your eyes at him, stepping out of your robe and exposing the expensive black dress underneath. You spritzed setting spray on him and tucked his foundation and beauty sponge into your clutch, in case he needed touch-ups.

“Yeah, wouldn’t that be the day.” Chris pulled himself out of his seat, checking himself out in the large vanity mirror. You stood behind him, also checking for any flaws in your makeup, and turned when one of the red carpet assistants called, saying that they were ready for Chris to walk. He turned and looked down at you, and you looked up at him.

“Y/N.”

“Chris.” You smiled. He grabbed the clutch out of your hands and placed it back on the vanity table. You stared at him, confused. Your arm reached out to grab it again when his hand stopped you.

“How about instead of walking with me as my makeup artist tonight, you walk with me as my date?” You raised an eyebrow at him, grinning at him. 

“Are you sure about that, Cap?”

“Absolutely,” he smiled down at you but looked up, biting his lip, smiling, and holding out one finger to signal ‘wait’. “Only if I really do get to do your makeup.”

2 MONTHS LATER

“Okay, guys. That has been the boyfriend does my makeup tag! Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go wash the blue eyeshadow and the poorly drawn-on Captain America shield off my face!”

mrami167  asked:

The movie Beauty and Beast is coming out and I was wondering if there are any Besuty and the Beast au fics?

@triskellia said: can you guys please update the fairytale au tag? so much beauty and the beast feels~ tysm!!!

@bhk99 said:  Hey Guys 👋🏼 First of all thank you so much for your amazing work on this blog ❤ I had just seen beauty & the beast and I was wondering if you could update the beauty and the beast crossover tag if it hadn’t been updated in a while? Thank you 😘

Beauty and the Black Wolf by cloudyskiesandcurlyfries (1/1 | 2,700 | NR)

basically it’s a beauty and the beast AU

Beautiful Things by SeventyAndSunny (1/? | 1,943 | PG13)

Stiles has never seen a house he can’t sell. He sold the dwarfs tiny cottage, even when Grumpy sat on the front stood sharping his pick axe. He sold Malia’s mom’s house even after Matt spread those rumors about a man eating wolf disguised as a grandmother. Hell, he even sold the Evil Queen’s hideaway. He’s a realtor genius. But, when Queen Laura from Hale asks him to sell her brother’s abandoned castle, he finds that there’s something alive within the dead house, and that the story of Prince Derek’s sudden disappearance might be more complicated than originally thought.

Derek can’t believe Laura is actually trying to sell his house, especially when she knows that Derek still lives there. But if his sister wants to play ball, Derek’s going to play.

This is a story that’s a little old, a little new, and whole lot fairy tale. Or, the Beauty and the Beast with a twist AU that absolutely no one asked for, and throw in a few other fairy tales for the hell of it.

Castle of the Rose by redhoodedwolf (1/1 | 1,687 | PG13)

“That is not how the story goes,” Derek rumbled from the doorway.

💕Happy Valentine’s Day~ 💕

Happy Valentine’s Day~ I’m idol Kou JK LOL

So many good friends ask me to do a special skit for diaplushies, so as you wish I made 3 individual skits for each Shu, Subaru and Ruki plushies! (So you can imagine how you and your guy celebrate) The skits are cute, sweet and Salty tho~ No salt means no diabolik ya know!

And Bonus! I made 6 Diaplushies valentines cards! Send to the one you love~ or you can just tag them in this post~ maybe you want to print them out IDK do as you Like!!!!!! Why 6? Because 2 versions! Come And Check Them Out!


Skit:

You Hoe.


I spent sometime use cocoa powder to form “I LOVE U” OMG LOL

How about play pocky game~?

Sorry I don’t know anymore (maybe I don’t have other idea)…. Sorry Ruki…

By the way I finished Ruki’s outfit~ He finally has his own outfit!!!!!


Now Prepare For the V-Day Cards:

I actually made these cards before Rejet’s new chibis with tux and blowing kisses….Well we got each other Rejet~!


Love You Guys~~~*SNUGGLE*

anonymous asked:

Can you do the RFA(+V and Saeran) on MC's birthday? Sorry for being so late, I sent a match up request some time ago! You guys are awesome💖

Okay highkey this blog is lacking fluff after that huge wave of angst asks on Peony’s behalf. Now I’m here to lighten it all up Even if my work may not be up to par with your other lovely admins. Be happy little flowers

Also admin Lilac can’t write angst for the life of her so she never takes angst asks

Yoosung

  • This kid is a college student so he can’t afford anything too extravagant, Hell he actually skipped the day to be with you
  • But he does buy you flowers, and a cute heart shaped locket
  • It has pictures of both of you in it
  • Then he’ll take you out for a picnic, packed for lunch, and dinner probably at a park where the two of you can mess around
  • Even though he’s trying to become a vet, no one can deny that this boy could become a chef. 
  • The lunch was just a few simple sandwhiches and lemonade
  • after you eat, you’ll play games, where he’s the damsel in distress and your his amazing princess come to save him
  • He’ll try to carry you but he drops you, blaming it  on his lack of balance… who is he kidding, he has no muscle
  • Looking up at the sky and finding things in the clouds, maybe even drifting into a nap while you’re at it
  • Throuought the entire day though, you’re showered in affection
  • And when dinner time comes he gets all the food out, setting it up on the small hill that overlooks the rest of the park
  • And as the sun sets, he brings out a small cake with a single candle, singing happy birthday.
  • And you seal the day with a kiss.

Jaehee

  • Jaehee has been preparing for this day since she first met you, she is hella prepared
  • She took the day off just to spend it with you
  • After breakfast you open a few of your gifts
  • All of them full of thought. Like a jar full of instant hot cocoa mix chocolate chips, marshmallows and caramel shavings. Perfect for a rainy day.
  • Or a coffee mug she saw that reminded her of you
  • she didn’t forget how you said you needed a new bag, it was the style you liked too
  • For lunch she took you shopping, The only thing you two got though were a few macaroons and cakes from that bakery you loved.
  • Afterwards you spent the rest of the day cuddled up to her, watching movies, and drinking the hot cocoa.
  • Only getting up for the cake, she sang it gently for you, smiling as you blew out your candle.
  • “Happy Birthday MC”

Zen

  • Early in the morning, he wakes you up with a soft kiss and lazy eyes “Happy Birthday MC”
  • He canceled everything he had that day so he could spend it all with you, and the first thing you do, is sleep in later into the day with your love beside you.
  • You get up again around noon, and he’s making your favorite food for lunch. “Hello my sleeping beauty~”
  • He takes you to town for the day, letting you lead him through the stores, carrying your bags and actively giving his opinion on the things you try
  • saying things like “I think this shade looks better on you”, or “This dress flatters your body more”
  • By the end of the day he makes sure to save just enough money to take you out to eat to that restaurant you’ve been talking about the past few weeks. 
  • And after eating he brings you home where the two of you mess around  dancing around the apartment to songs from his previous performances
  • throughout the entire day he’s been over the top affectionate and sweet. telling you how much he loves you, holding your hand, or grabbing you by the waist if anyone got too close
  • but nothing beats when he brings you your cake singing his own version of happy birthday for you
  • “Happy birthday my love”

Jumin

  • You wake up in the morning to the smell of a full breakfast, which is unusual on a weekday seeing as Jumin always goes into work early in the morning
  • But here he was making you a delicious breakfast.
  • “Happy Birthday, My dear”
  • The entire day is just you being pampered, manicures, and spas all day you’re purely being waited on, not having to worry about anything RFA related at all.
  • Then he decides that you would make the cake together instead of buying one
  • It all starts by you “accidentally” getting flour on him, and his suit… That type of thing doesn’t wash out easily.
  • It took a while to get him into it but eventually a full out flour war starts which makes a mess of the kitchen and of Elizabeth, who avoided you the rest of the day…
  • Of course, the cake batter is eventually finished, and put into the oven to bake. Whilst the two of you now have to clean the kitchen, and a cat.
  • By the time everything is back to normal the cake is finished, and it’s the perfect size for the two of you.
  • Before you even frost the cake though, he takes you out. Why wouldn’t you want to show off your fresh manicure, and silky legs?
  • It’s a cute restaurant downtown with romantic lights and aged wines and the way he looks at you with the lights in his eyes makes the moment picture perfect.
  • getting home the cake is frosted professionally, with a sweet note from Jumin, and a single adorable candle.
  • He sings to you with his baritone voice and it makes your heart swell
  • “Happy Birthday, My lovely MC”

707

  • The morning of your birthday you wake up to see a card standing on your nightstand.
  • The picture on the front gave away who had left it.
  • Apparently he had gone ahead and scheduled the day off for you, so that he could celebrate your birthday with you.
  • He decided to set the day up like a game of treasure hunt, where you have to decipher the notes to find the next place to go, until you find the end game.
  • He had a car waiting for you at each place to take you wherever you believed your note took you next. 
  • The first place he had you go to was jaehee’s cafe (cause you needed coffee before he pulled any of this or you would kill him and he knew it) where she gave you your note to lead you to the next place.
  • Which was a jewelry shop, apparently he placed an order under your name. It was a silver chain with a small skeleton key strung on it
  • Inside the jewelry box was a note that lead you to a beauty store, where they had a bag for you prepared with all of your favorite products and the ones you’ve been wanting to try.
  • The day continued like so, each note having sickeningly sweet words in it before your next clue.
  • You finally saw seven for the first time that day after finding your last note. He was your ride to the final destination
  • He took you to a secluded place that had been prepared for your arrival, set with the cake and lights hanging from the lower branches of trees
  • “happy birthday MC”
  • And you fell asleep with him under the stars

V

  • He wanted to do his best to make this day special for you even with his recent handicap
  • In the morning he was already awake, and dressed, he seemed to be pacing the room waiting for you to wake up
  • Upon hearing you get up he jumped, he was obviously anxious, unsure of how he should go about it. Of course he had a few vague ideas, but he needed to get them into action.
  • He went over and gave you a sweet good morning kiss. which helped soothe his nerves
  • He prepared a fast and easy breakfast so you guys could get out there as soon as possible
  • He made lists of your favorite places, and places that he wanted to bring you too, things like your favorite cafe, which the two of you did stop by to get a few cups of coffee
  • Or that one park that you like to walk through, with that fish shaped bun vendor in it
  • He also brought you to a beach that he used to go to to get coastal pictures in his galleries
  • The two of you stayed on that beach for the rest of the day, mainly strolling along the shore.
  • Once in a while you’ll splash him out of the blue (LIKE HIS HAIR SUNFLOWER)
  • You eventually get to the spot he had the RFA help him prepare. With blankets laid out on the sand
  • And a canopy with a table and coolers underneath it
  • As the sun sets against the water, he brings out a cake, and has you light the candle on top 
  • He sings to you sweetly, his glasses are somewhere on the sand, and the candle light twinkles in his eyes
  • “Happy Birthday MC”

Saeran

  • You and saeran stayed in for the majority of the day, 
  • he didn’t really understand the importance of getting another year closer to death, but it seemed that you wanted to celebrate it so he would try his best to make it a special day
  • You cuddled most of the day, because he wasn’t comfortable being in the busy crowds.
  • You fought your way out of the room to made the cake together, it came out a bit lopsided but the flavor’s what matters.
  • He sang to you, softly. 
  • You almost recorded it, but he threatened to break your phone if you did
  • After cake, he took you outside though
  • It was right when the first stars started coming out, dotting the evening sky
  • He took you to an open field not far from the bunker, but far enough from all the light pollution
  • You both fall to the ground and watch the night sky 
  • He kisses you chastely, and puts a dainty chain around your wrist
  • It’s a thin twisted silver chain, with simple charms hanging off it
  • You drift off while naming a constellation, and you’re only stirred by the feeling of him picking you up to carry you back to the bunker

Admin Lilac is  out!~

Cold Water (AJ Styles x Reader)

Context: Reader is AJ’s wife. She finds AJ upset and worried about his future and his career.  

**A/N: ** I came up with this while listening to the song “Cold Water” by Major Lazer (ft. Justin Bieber & MØ) and it gave me major AJ feels. I never wrote a fic like this before so if anyone wants to offer some suggestions for possible future fics, feel free! 

Also this was long overdue but finals week in college is upon me so I felt like I should post this now. 

**Tags: **@wwe-smutfics ; @llowkeys ; @the-geekgoddes ; @allgirlswrestlingclub  (I hope you guys don’t mind me tagging you!)


“Everybody gets high sometimes, you know

What else can we do when we’re feeling low?

So take a deep breath and let it go

You shouldn’t be drowning on your own….”

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@dragon-on-the-sea and @bigcitynites tagged me to post a selfie, thanks guys!
I tag @gedddylee, @johnpauljones, @elixmia, @night-witch-of-the-butts, @primoviktoriya, @roger-waterss, @sunrise-has-gone, @just-one-more-bridge-to-cross, @servantofmorgoth, @evonthunder, @annihilation-your-masturbation and @anarchosatanism

Decided to learn how to draw proper chibis today, so I made a draw the squad thing. Hope I did ok. If you use it I’d love to be tagged in it so I can see your awesome work!~ 

3, 2, and 1 chibi versions under the cut! all are transparent! feel free to cut my sig out, just please don’t claim ownership of the drawing. reblogs > reposts, of the base alone I mean.

Go to town ^~^

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Things my boyfriend does that makes me regress at light speed:

• “whoooos a sleepy baby? Huh? Lil sleepy baby?“

• “where’s your hand, give me that hand.”

• let’s me steals his shirts that are literal pillow cases on me

• blows raspberries onto my tummy

• pulling me up on top his lap

• “I don’t remember taking ordered from a BABY”

• holds me reeal tight against him

• “I love my small little bean baby”

• letting me grab his thumbs cause his hands are too big

• looking at my pouty eyes and caving in, being able to see the crumbling defeat in his face

• whenever I get to bite his nose!!
• tells me our plans that HE made all by himself

• gives me soft forehead kisses

• insists I’m a baby
• “Baby you’re like.. three, let me do that please.”
• when he tells me to open my hands, then puts a rock in them
• remembers the names of all the Paw Patrol characters

• “quit tHAT, QUIT THEM KICKY FEET.”

• holds me against him standing up so I can plop my head on his tummy

• whenever he lets me lay on his tummy in general

• the idea that we aren’t in any sort of age regressor/carer relationship but he’s still 100% ok and accepting of that fact I’m a literal 3 year old.

what your fave osomatsu-san character says about you
  • osomatsu: youre a fun person and you like to have a good time. you often complain about the lack of osomatsu art in the tag.
  • karamatsu: you either pity the poor guy or youre just as painful as him. either way you love seeing him suffer.
  • choromatsu: youre a weeaboo or you really like tsukkomis. either way, youre a nerd.
  • ichimatsu: your biggest kink is being kinkshamed. you dont have many friends, but the ones you do have are closer than you could ever imagine.
  • jyushimatsu: you protect sunshine children with your life. you also have the energy of a thousand suns or have no energy at all and wish for jyushi's energy to rub off on you.
  • todomatsu: you are a filthy fuckin trash bag but you look damn cute at the same time. you dont like dealing with people, but you do it anyways.
  • iyami: you really want people to like you. you also have the fighting skills of a wet noodle and look great in formal clothes.
  • chibita: youre pissed at everything, all the time. either youre a great cook or youre great at eating things. you probably ship karabita.
  • hatabou: you love cute things but also have a sinful side. youre either fuckin loaded or want friends who have money.
  • totoko: youre hella cool and cute but also want to murder people who get in the way of your success. or you just like cute girls.
  • nyaa-chan: youre a fuckin furry weeaboo. i respect that.
  • dayon: youve killed a man. maybe more. you probably ate the body. or you just like side characters.
  • dekapan: you probably have a few restraining orders against you, but thats ok. you mean no harm in anything you do.
  • matsuyo: you are the mom of your friend group. you refuse to take shit from anyone who tries to hurt those close to you.
  • matsuzo: you are Afraid of everything. may god have mercy on your pathetic soul.
  • esp kitty: the right choice, obviously. you are brutally honest and fun to be around.
What’s Your Number? (Stark!Reader x Pietro Maximoff)

Word Count: 1671

Summary: The reader tags along to a party with Steve, Sam, Bucky, and Pietro. And then, a bet blossoms between the Stark and the Maximoff.

A/N: sorry for my lack of posting!! I was uber busy last weekend and then school during the weeks, I hope you guys understand. <3


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7 Days of Teen Wolf

So starting tomorrow there is exactly ONE WEEK until Season 6 premiers, so I’m going to do a fun 7 days of teen wolf, and you guys are welcome to participate! Sorry it’s super late notice, but it’s just a fun thing to do so don’t feel pressured! If you do participate, tag your posts with #7DaysofTW  - make sure this is in the first five tags so I can see/reblog them :) You can do anything from gifsets, fan art, picture edits, etc. Have fun and I hope to see some posts! :) (Day 1 starts tomorrow, November 8)

Day 1 - Favorite Character(s)
Day 2 - Favorite Friendship
Day 3 - Most Memorable Moment (Happy/Sad/Inspirational)
Day 4 - Favorite Romantic Ship
Day 5 - Most Badass Moment
Day 6 - Favorite Scene /  Season / Episode
Day 7 - Favorite Pack Moment(s)

~Winter Wonderland ft. Jinyoung~

Bias Moodboard Tag : Thank you @j1ny0ung for tagging me! Omo Demiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Your moodboard is flawless wtf. I love it so much!! Mine can’t even compare to yours. Wow. Love your color scheme so much, makes me want to travel with Jinyoung ;-; 

I’m tagging: @nyeong-ing | @mark2young2jae | @shirakashi | @gotsichi7 | @724148 | @nochuie | @burnieburnsstatue | @wassup-youngjae | @wassereis | @jypnior | @the-princejinyoung | @peachyjyp | @whaaaalep | @got7–af | @ranqueenie | @everyone that wants to do it :)

Heat

Pairing: Castiel x Reader (very vanilla)

Summary: You get a bad stomach ache and Castiel helps make it better. Fluffy.

Words: 1200~

A/N: I got this idea because I am a glutton for spicy food even though it is not a glutton for me. Also this is the first fic I’ve ever posted on here! I’m kinda shy to post this because I know people in real life on here, but screw it. Fanfiction makes me happy and I appreciate all the people who write it, so I thought I’d share mine. Feedback is very much so appreciated.

I’m gonna tag a few people if that’s okay? @castielohcastiel @my–supernatural-romance @thran-duils I’m sorry if you didn’t wanna be tagged I just wanted to share this with you guys, this is very experimental for me haha

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The smell of onions and spice woke you from your daydream. You got up and started walking over to the bunker’s kitchen. “Is that dinner I smell?” You peeked your head in.

“Sure is!” Dean looked back at you and winked.

You walked closer and looked into the frying pan, “Ooooh, fajitas! Spicy!” You wiggled your eyebrows at Dean.

“You got that right sweetheart,” he turned his attention back to the sizzling vegetables, “I added my own secret ingredient. You can bet your ass it’s gonna be spicy.”

“Is that a threat, Winchester?” You raised your eyebrow.

“Like I said, you bet your ass it is.”

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PSA
  • I will be tagging all Saezuru Chapter 24 posts as “spoilers” and “saezuru spoilers” so please to be updating your X-Kits and Tumblr Saviors.
  • I encourage others to please tag spoiler posts. It would be greatly appreciated by those in the fandom who want to wait and get dogpiled at once; let’s help everyone have an Optimal Saezuru Experience!
  • I have anon off for now, sorry guys. This is an incredibly busy time of year workwise for me and I can’t spend a lot of time online. I will turn anon back on when I release the chapter.
  • Yes, I will be scanalating chapter 24. Really, how could I not y’all know how much I love this manga. *rolls around on floor*