sorry for my grammar tho

Buckle up everyone because this is gonna be about The Proposal™

It was kind of a weird night. Jake was was clueless at first beacause, you know, it was december so there was nothing suspicious about them getting their picture taken at the mall photo studio. The Jake and Amy Christmas Portrait was already a tradition by now. He only started to get slightly confused because Amy finally agreed to go to that shady restaurant and get lobsters that definitely should not be that cheap. Now, he was a bit puzzled when she had insisted they go all the way to Manhattan so late at night because apparently that’s where the Polar Swim was happening this year and she wanted to go cheer Captain Holt and Rosa. Then he was officially suspicious when they ended up at Times Square instead. Things started to make even less sense while she was dragging him by the arm to a very specific spot in the middle of all the commotion and stopped right in front of a youth choir. Just as he as about to turn to her and ask what the hell was going on, they started to sing and he stopped dead on his tracks. “Jacob Peralta, will you marry Amy Santiago?” He immediately turned around  and there she was, down on one knee, in the middle of Times Square at midnight, holding a tiny tiger cub and a ring with a huge smile on her face. And for the first time in a very long time, Jake Peralta was absolutely speechless until Amy finally said something.

‘So… are you going to say anything anytime soon? Cause I’m renting this one by the hour and also I really have no idea how exactly safe this is.’

His smile was the widest, his eyes were sparkling and the only thing he could possibly do was run to her while yelling YES to the 500 german tourists watching and clapping around them. 

Why I blame the Fenton parents for Danny turing into a half-ghost.

Like, I don’t know but it feels like most people don’t think it was the Fenton parents’ fault that Danny became a half-ghost. But, well, it kind of is…

I mean, sure, you can blame Sam because she convinced Danny to go into the portal. But tbh that portal shouldn’t have been plugged in in the first place.

I mean, isn’t it like, the first rule of electronics ”When you work on it/it does’t work it shouldn’t be plugged in”? And yeah, it didn’t work when they tested it but what if it was just faulty wiring or some wires were fried along the way? I mean, that portal could have started to heat up and start a fire for all they know! AND THEY STILL LEFT IT PLUGGED IN.

This is really, really, irresponsible on their part because as soon as they noticed it didn’t work, they should have plugged it out. They pretty much risked blowing up their house or starting a fire just because they got disappointed!

It’s also worth mentioning that if they had plugged it out it’s possible that Danny just found the ”on” button on the inside and then could have told his parents about it. And he wouldn’t have been turned into a half-ghost.

You really can’t blame Danny, Sam or Tucker for what happened. Really, what person doesn’t assume that a supposedly faulty machine is not plugged in? I sure as hell would have assumed that, since it’s common sense to plug out something that’s faulty and doesn’t work.

Long story short, it’s totally the Fenton parents’ fault that Danny is a half-ghost, and not because they made the portal, but because they totally failed to take any safety precautions. You would’ve thought they learned from the accident with Vlad, really.

One day Alec decides to visit Magnus at his place. When he shows up the apartment is pretty dark. It smells weird in there, not the usual smell of incence and that almost a little burned smell of magic. But today it smells bad? Almsot like demon? Alec suddenly feels cold of fear for Magnus sake. A demon in here? Isn’t his wards up? Has something happened to him? The thoughts rush in his head.  He draws his seraf blade and walk carefully into the apartment. He checks his surroundings making sure nothing in lurking in the shadows. Alec moves toward a dim light, coming from one of the other rooms. Now he starts to hear a murmuring. It almost sounds like Magnus. But knowing how much demons can trick you he doesn’t loose his guard. 

When he walks into the room he sees him. Magnus! He is standing in front of a huge, glowing pentagram with something diffuse in the middle. His hair looks totally crazy, with uncontrollable spikes all over his head. He is wearing black, almost body tight leather pants and a loose dark blue shirt. He doesn’t turn around when Alec enters the room. 

The walls lights up as blue sparks flies from his elegant moving hands, painted nails and a ring on almost each finger. His murmuring amplifies and now Alec can hear words from an unknown language. Something big and dusty rises from the pentagram. Alec must stop himself from not rushing to Magnus to protect him. It might create more damage interrupt him. 

Magnus says a few words in the unfamiliar language and after a while the demon disappears. With an elegant swirl Magnus makes the pentagram stop glowing. Then he faces Alec, moving closer. His beautiful cat eyes glows in the dim light. 

“Alexander! What brings you here?” he says with a smirk. At first Alec can’t stop staring at his pants, that are a little hm, revealing.

Magnus clenches his throat. Alec looks up really fast. 

 “What the hell was that Magnus?” He sounds a little shaken. 

“Oh sorry about that! I was just summoning a smaller demon for a client. Nothing hard really”. Alec just shakes his head. “You wont report me to the Clave right?” Magnus says with a teasing smile. Now the glamour is back on again and his eyes dark and beautiful. 

“Nothing hard? Are you serious?” 

Magnus just laughs and then he snaps his finger, turning the lights on again. Now the room looks ordinary and it feels so weird that just a couple of minutes ago there was a demon in here. Magnus starts walking to the kitchen, Alec following him. “I’m feeling creative, do you want to help me cook some Brazilian food?” 

Of course Alec wants to, but he can’t stop thinking about the contrasts of his boyfriend standing in front of that glowing pentagram looking all powerful. And this laughing Magnus, with flour all over his face, trying to hit Alec back with more flour. 

Magnus will never stop to amaze Alec either. 

animenerdlearningjapanese  asked:

were you as sad as i was that New Game season 2 ended that way, and wish for another season to build on what the company will be like when yagami is gone, and what will happen once she gets back?

Yea… I was sad,

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EXO reaction to you swearing

Anon Said: Can you please do a reaction. About you (gf) saying bad words at something and it’s their first time hearing that. Sorry for the grammar. Love your reaction tho. 😍

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Suho: OH MY GAWD WHAT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?!

Baekhyun: *processing* Did I just hear what I thought I heard?

Chanyeol: *tries to shake the memory out of his precious head*

Chen: *contemplates his entire existence*

D.O: *talking to other members* Did you guys just hear that?! 

Kai: nonononononoononononononononononononononono 

Kris: *applause*

Lay: –this one’s pretty self explanatory–

Luhan: Oh sh*t jagi I didn’t know you had that in you

Xiumin: Whoop, there it is

Tao: *chokes* *dies* *becomes an angel* *jk he already is an angel* *I guess he becomes something even more perfect than an angel* *so a unicorn* *In conclusion, Tao is now a unicorn*

Sehun: *announces into microphone* Hello everybody, I just want you to know that my girlfriend is more badass than yours

“So what if Law meets Nami, his favourite girl model, on a coffee shop near his apartment in one morning. He is too excited by just seeing her and forgot to ask for her number. All of sudden, their eyes met, and really, Law can’t do anything instead of stare and blushing. 

Well the sad truth is, Nami is actually looking at the man behind Law, Luffy.”


Im laughing so hard omfg why this idea suddenly popped out in my mind tho. Sorry for the crappy grammar