sorry for jesse ; ;

tipsysam reblogged your link “Courgette crisis: why the vegetable shortage will hit clean-eaters hardest” and added 

#oh lord #what will sam do #he’ll have to switch to the real thing

OMFG it all becomes clear

the courgette crisis has been caused by bad growing conditions in northern Spain

WHICH LEADS ME TO CONCLUDE: somewhere Dean is sitting with a spellbook and an atlas and a smug expression, steepling his fingers in villainous satisfaction. 

(”guess you really love those zucchini, huh, Sammy? Love them a little too much, perhaps. It would be terrible if something were to… HAPPEN TO THEM…” *throws head back, laughs long and terribly*)