sorry for being sarcastic

reasons why Preston Garvey is Actually The Worst™©®
  • has the nicest eyes, which causes me to get lost in them and not be able to continue my game
  • his laugh is really adorable, which again distracts me while i play
  • still manages to be a good person in the likes of the Wasteland
  • best dress sense in the Commonwealth, making us all look bad c’mon dude at least tell me where you get ur clothes from
  • hums nice songs while he’s patrolling, getting them stuck in my head
  • won’t let me hold his hand
  • says he ain’t a hugger when he’s one of the most huggable people i’ve encountered
  • has the nerve to expect me to do the job that my character agreed to in the first place
  • helping him out lead me to getting a castle my guy i can’t handle all this stuff to build
Hamilton Characters as Things my friend Roxanne has said

Alexander:  “Oh my god what have you done?” “What, me?” “Right. Oh my god what have I done?”

Aaron Burr: “There is a lot of sass in me today”

John Laurens: “I hate this whole ‘directors and their ideas’ - wait no hear me out!”

Lafayette: “Please arrett”

Hercules Mulligan: “Let’s just hope this lasagna doesn’t burn, like we will in hell tomorrow.”

Eliza: “By monster movie I thought he meant monster house”

Angelica: *after clearly just being sassy to male, sarcastically continues* “Oh sorry, was there sass in that?”

Peggy: “Lol it’s fine I forget me too”

Maria: *takes a selfie* You’re welcome

Jefferson: *pretending to be an actor* “The first cue is one spotlight, and it’s on me”

Madison: “That was rough”

Washington: *talking about Doritos Roulette* “It’s like life. Sometimes you die, sometimes you don’t.”

Electricity In The Air - Part 5

Originally posted by itsjustmycrazyvibe

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Pairing(s): Bucky x Reader, Nat x Steve

Word Count: 966 (I’m so sorry)

Warnings: Swearing, slight Angst, Steve being the most sarcastic being on planet Earth (that’s about it)

A/N: Hello everyone! I’m so happy my fic has been intercepted so well! Sorry this one is so short, I just felt like I needed a quick recap of Bucky’s thoughts so far and… well, this is it! Either way, enjoy it and feel free to ask me stuff! Suggestions are open! :D


The moment he saw you, he knew he’d fucked up.

You’d been dragged into the compound on hands and knees, half-sedated and in a thick straightjacket. The entire sight had been gruesome for him to see, with weak half-whimpers and pointless pleas flowing out of your mouth. You’d been dragged off to God-knows-where by two dozen, heavily-armed guards, and the minute you’d left his line of sight, he’d stormed to Stark and Steve, demanding what the actual fuck was going on.

Stark had been rather defensive towards him ever since he’d moved in, but somehow it worked out a bit. But now, shackles raised and all, Stark was blowing off Bucky’s rather foul-mouthed demands as to who this girl was, what she was doing here and why the hell he thought it’d be a good idea to bring someone here in a straightjacket, for crying out loud.

Steve had to calm down the raging soldier, and ever since, Bucky’s been very quiet.

A few months later, he would see you walking around the compound, stalking with silent footsteps and nervously darting your eyes around like a trapped animal. It reminded him of himself so much. So that’s why he was so confused when one day, you decided to join him on his nightly walk, silently adding yourself to his side without a single word uttered.

Ever since, the two of you had done a lot of things together. You’d watch movies together, train together, and hang out in comfortable silence. As time went on, he slowly became to realise that he’d been developing a huge crush on you. So logically, he immediately ran to Steve at four in the morning to share that with him.

The blond super soldier had been very grouchy to have woken — believe it or not, sometimes Steve enjoyed his sleep — but had softened when Bucky said he had a ‘situation’. This was followed by a face palm. Honestly, he could still remember the time as if it had been yesterday.


“You gotta be kidding me.”

“No, I’m not kidding, you punk!” Bucky whisper-shouted in exasperation. “This is serious!”

“You woke me at 4 AM to tell me you’re crushing on (Y/N), jerk! How the hell am I supposed to take this seriously?” Steve complained back as he ran a hand through his hair.

“Quiet!” Bucky snapped. “If you say it too loud, she’ll hear!”

Steve sighed. “You’re acting like her newfound ability is to be able to listen to unnecessary morning conversations through wall, Buck. Relax.”

Now it was Bucky’s turn to sigh. “I know, I know.”

“Now tell me,” Steve began. “Why are you freaking out!”
“Because I have no idea how to tell her!” Bucky groaned, slamming his face into one of Steve’s pillows. He felt like a school girl. “I was an assassin for 70 years, not a womaniser!”

“Well…” Steve responded. “Just… act like yourself, I suppose. It’s no big deal.”

“That’s because you’re together with Natalia, you dingus,” Bucky retorted. “This is different!”
“Bucky, just go talk to her,” Steve mumbled as he laid his head back into his pillows. “Preferably at a reasonable time.”

“Steve, wait—”

But a loud snore confirmed that Steve was cold out.


He’d tried his best to follow the advice and only came to one idea; act like the old Bucky from the 40s. I mean, heaps of ladies would fall at his feet with a little bit of wit and charm, so it could sway you, right?

… He realised he’d been very, very wrong.

Every attempt he made to flirt with you or make some move with you, he’d end up doing something ridiculous. And yes, from somewhere in the room, he could always hear Sam snort. He wished he could grab Sam, take him to the nearest window, and see how well he could fly without his wings.

Eventually, his flirting turned to banter, and the banter turned to teasing. It was the only way he could get your attention for now, and even if it was negative, at least you noticed him, right?… Also, maybe he really loved it when you got angry. You looked cute when angry.

And yes, Steve would scold him every week to stop acting like a schoolboy and just tell her his damn feelings.

But nope, that was definitely not happening for him.

So when the mission rolled around, he was internally doing a happy dance that things had gone his way. You’d been paired with him. For you, it might’ve sounded like a nightmare, but for him, it sounded like a daydream. He had been slightly suspicious when out of nowhere, you two had been paired, but he decided to just go with it and do his best.

It was when he’d snapped at you in the elevator he knew he’d stuffed up step one.

You had looked at him with big and hurt eyes, and he could see the pain within. It made him angry at himself for hurting you. But then, your features had turned cold and you’d stalked out of the elevator like it was no big deal. And he felt like a piece of shit for making you turn cold. He knew you only turned cold when you were truly hurt.

Then, you’d come out of the bathroom with that dress, and he regretted ever making fun of you or being mean to you.

But then, he realised one very important detail, with slight horror.

He realised he had fallen in love with you.

Somehow, you’d casually shimmied your way under his skin, buried yourself in his heart he thought incapable of properly loving, and just stayed there. It made him slightly terrified to think you’d done it so easily.

anonymous asked:

I'm not being sarcastic or anything- But what is vaporwave? Sorry DX

Aight this is a really complicated question for me to answer because I can only tell you what vaporwave is to me and I admit off the bat that it means a lot of different things to different people.

With that being said.

Vaporwave is an aesthetic as well as a genre of music. At it’s core, there are themes that intertwine together to make what we understand as Vaporwave Aesthtic. Some examples of themes include

1. 90s and 80s color palettes and likewise romantisization of said decades

2. Focus on japanese culture like anime, advertisements, and technology (again mostly focused on 80s, 90s, and early 2000s)

3. Glitch photography and GIFs

4 Early 3D models to invoke an early computer feeling and Roman busts, which still remain a mystery to me as to why they’re part of the aesthetic proper but okay.

If you look at a lot of Vaporwave art you’ll pick up on these and many more themes. One of the draws of an aesthetic like Vaporwave is that most anyone can take something unique out of what they view, much like any art piece

Vaporwave Music on the other hand is also a deeply personal kind of music. Because the genre is largely instrumental, it allows any listener to take a different mssage from it. For instance, many people who don’t like Vaporwave might cite that the music is too off putting or doesn’t make sense, or too eerie, while others can easily find rhythms, melodies, and that weird reverb effect oddly calming.

To me, Vaporwave music is like listening to a dream or a memory that I can’t quite understand. It gives me nostalgia for a time I can only half remember, if I’m even that lucky. It’s like giving a soundtrack to those fringe thoughts and feelings while I daydream. 

And the aesthetic in visual form is a fun and unique way to challenge myself with different GIF and photo editing techniques without any pressure to make things look a certain way.

I hope that answers your question! Thanks so much for asking me about it!

-Roanoke

P.S.  If you want more to read about my personal experience with Vaporwave click Here and it’ll take you to another post where I go into more detail about it and what it really means to me.

@misaka10046 it’s final fantasy record keeper, you can play it on iOS or android! (some people use their computers to emulate it but that seems to defeat the purpose of a mobile game?) anyway it’s free to play but they’re really good about giving away lots of mythril and crap so you don’t need to spend money at all unless you’re particularly determined to get a certain relic and have really bad luck lol.
anyway it’s nice bc you can play any ff character you want even villains and side characters! and you get to listen to all the music from the different games

  • General Magmar: I will dispose of Mr. Moorington once and for all! Permanently.
  • Clay: Hey, doesn't "once and for all" imply permanently?
  • General Magmar: ...Oh, I'm sorry. Am I being graded?
  • Clay: No...
  • General Magmar: (sarcastically) Oh, help! Somebody help me! The grammar police are out to get me! Oh, help me, Clay Moorington! I don't want to get a bad graaade!

So many posts ranging from passive-aggressive to very angry right now in the “Irene Adler” tag that Irene IS GAY. SHE IS A LESBIAN. SHE LIKES WOMEN. Etc. etc. etc.

So… I guess bisexuality isn’t a thing, then.

WELP.

Followers I’d like to get to know better

I was tagged by @iwillalways-loveyou-daisy

Name: Grace

Nickname: None really? Feel free to give me a cute nickname!

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Aries

Sexual Orientation:  Straight (I think?)

Hogwarts House: Slytherin!

Favorite Color:  Red

Favorite Animal: Tiger

Time Right Now: 11:31 AM

Average Hours of Sleep: 7ish

Cat or Dog Person: Cats!

Favorite Fictional Characters: Daisy Johnson, Steve Rogers, Wanda Maximoff, Hermione Granger, Saphira (from the Inheritance Cycle), and Ty Grady

Number of Blankets I Sleep With: 1 in the summer, 3 in the winter.

Favorite Singer/Band: I’ve been listening to a lot of Pentatonix recently

Dream Trip:  Europe would be sweet

Dream Job: I’m trying to become a software engineer, so that would be cool  

When was this blog created: summer of 2014, June I think.

Current Number of Followers: 140 (all actual people as far as I can tell, I block the obvious spam ones)

When did your blog reach its peak: Like activity-wise? @urban-trek-thru-middle-earth gave me like 100 notes in a day reblogging through my Cut & Run archive once.

What made you decide to get tumblr:  I was really fucking bored and @batgirlbethany told me to. Also she wouldn’t read Cut & Run and I had no one to talk about it with. Basically everything is her fault. (Love you babe.)

20 Some Followers I’d Like to get to Know Better (If you want): @batgirlbethany, @urban-trek-thru-middle-earth, @ozhawkauthor, @oreoandme, @negaashley, @silverstyx and anyone else who wants to because I always forget to tag people in these!

dementvr  asked:

Omg friend I was like half joking but sarcasm doesn't come off well on the internet ofc i didn't expect you to do them all! I ain't no heathen! Ily + I'm sorry please don't hate me I'm literally just the worst 🤓 Basically having trouble picking b/c everything sounds so lovely so whatever you have time to do! Blograte or name aesthetic would be fabulous! ❤️❤️❤️

😻 blog rate:

url: 5/5
icon: 5/5
theme: 4.5/5
mobile theme: 4.5/5
content: 5/5 (& not only bc i saw so many rb from me i swear although it did make me emotional ngl)
following: no / now / yes

💕 name aesthetic:

A M Y : a soft summer breeze curling through your hair; the whistle of wind in the air; a pair of small silver earrings shaped like cherries; the warm glow of fairy lights hung around your bed.

keep me entertained ?!

Sometimes I see so much hate towards Riley and Lucas and I totally get it. I mean a good guy who wants to become a veterinarian and watches The Cuddle Bunnies Show on daily basis with a sunshine girl who wants to be a Bunny Farmer and will do literally anything for her friends?! Yikes.

Really, imagine what these two could do! They will probably binge watch The Cuddle Bunnies show, or spent an entire afternoon in the movie theater and eat popcorn and chocolate with red gummies until they are full. Totally disgusting.

Or they could go to a the Farm Zoo and overfeed the cutest bunny and pony there. Savages.

Or even worse! They would totally spend a whole day talking about anything and everything. Yup, these two deserve to be hated. They are insane.

esccapsts  asked:

oh it was a tranquilizer??? sorry, i totally thought it was a real gun. anyway nothing makes sense in the transition from tld to to tfp if eurus did tranquilize john and do something to him idk sorry i just want this to be over already

no, i was being sarcastic. it was a real gun

anonymous asked:

I see the ship thing is still open. I've been interested for a while ;w; Well... I'm 5'8", female, and a total weeb/koreaboo. I really love idols(and memes). In relationships I tend to be a bit clingy. I also can get jealous pretty easily. But I'm actually kinda shy but once I open up to someone I become loud, obnoxious, and affectionate. I'm also really sarcastic to the point where sometimes no one knows if I'm being sarcastic or not. Sorry I'm a mess and I don't know what to say ;w;

I ship you with

Jeongyeon

Originally posted by tzuyuuwu

Jeongyeon is a fellow memer with a tendency to fall into obsessions (we’ve all seen her around Taeyeon). Since she’s bright and outgoing from the start, she’ll be able to stick around you long enough to see you match her obnoxiousness. Jeongyeon isn’t clingy herself, but she relish in the fact that you latch on to her, and no doubt she’ll be really smug about your jealousy, but she will find the need to reassure you if you get a little too freaked out over how close she is with other members. She’s pretty perceptive to sarcasm, and it would be a good contrast to her dorky and innocent humour. 

nutheadgee  asked:

Sorry, just saw your response to me reblogging your post. I was being sarcastic there, because that's what a child of God once told me. I should have been more specific.

Oh no it’s totally fine I realized what you were doing/saying after I read your tags, all is good!

MOODBOARD GIFS ;; assholes

Under the cut you will find about 110+ moodboard gifs of assholes as requested. There are a lot of gifs of people being rude, sarcastic, angry & heartless. Sorry for any repeats. If you see something yours that you want me to remove or credit, feel free to message me about it, and I’ll be happy to do so. I also promise to keep this updated. Please like or/and reblog if this helped you in any way.

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anonymous asked:

"Because promise ring or not, it doesnt matter now lmao" I wish you didn't need to sound so demotivating. We've had a tough couple of months. Talking about Camren and their love helps keep us at least a bit sane for a while. I'm sure you understand. We never had any closure on so many things and don't know what's going on, so please take it a bit easy on theories such as these okey? If the tone and context is factual, you may carry on being your sarcastic self. thanks.

I’m sorry if i put you down or if I was too brutally honest then

  • Shinigami: Karai, I'm back with the groceries.
  • *stops when she sees Karai, who has web in her hair, cleaning up broken glass*
  • Shinigami: What happened? Why didn't you call me when we were attacked?
  • Karai (sarcastically): Sorry, I was too busy being kidnapped by giant bugs!
  • Shinigami: You don't look kidnapped.
  • Karai: The guys manged to free me and we kicked their butts.
  • Shinigami (huffy): So you were able to call me, you just choose not to.