sorry for all the selfie posts

I’m only making a post about it because I got three (explicit) messages about it this week.

Please, don’t ask people to reblog your selfies. Like, it’s a super uncomfortable situation to all parties involved. Like, first of all, I’m flattered that you even think I have the platform to have your post take off and stuff, but I don’t! So that wouldn’t even have the results you’d want. But that’s not the part that bugs me, honestly.

What gets to me is that a selfie reblog, the way I see it, is supposed to be a genuine and super nice form of appreciation. Like “hey, my small world! look at this cute person i like!! show them love!”. And like, if it’s not spontaneous it kinda… loses value?

So please, don’t do it! 

instarbuckswithdan  asked:

something that makes me happy: mince pie marriages

Mood™

url: sorry i don’t get it! / nice!! / uuu snazzy! / this deserves a place in the hall of phame

icon: selfie- honestly?? you’re too cute / whomst is that? / heck i love it!! / *james charles voice* we love a good icon / i want 10 of those

mobile theme: like dan’s theme / coolerino / so nice!! / ICONIC! / excuse me while i recover from all that beauty

desktop theme: default / i love it sm!! / send me the code pls / dan’s passion for graphic design is quaking

content: not rlly my thing / bit of a mess but nice! / A Good content / 10/10 / i would and probably will reblog all your posts

following: no sorry!! / now i am! / of course / HELL YES / if i ever unfollow someone defo hacked me

comment: oh look it’s insta starbuckswithdan aka the reason why i had three squarhaired dan heads on the side of my tumblr desktop,,, do i love her any less for that?? hell no

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  • Every Superhero Show Ever: You can't reveal your secret identity to anyone! It can be disastrous and put the people you love in danger.
  • Oliver Queen: *takes down 5 bad guys* Um.....I'm taking a self defense class. :D
  • Roy Harper: WHATTUP STAR CITY I'M A VIGILANTE
  • Barry Allen: *gets powers and immediately accidentally reveals his identity to a delivery man* *reveals his identity to a mugger* Hahahah you mean like this?
  • Wally West: *takes selfies with literally everyone* *never masks his voice* Yo anyone see my da-Detective Joe West?
  • Jesse Wells: *literally makes her hero name Jesse Quick*
  • Clark Kent: *takes off glasses*
  • Kara Danvers: Clark please that won't work. *takes out ponytail* Identity saved. :) :) :)
  • Literally Any Legend: *taking a selfie with george washington* *writing LEGENDZ WERE HERE on ancient artifact* *painting picture of themselves on a cave wall* lol sorry what were you saying?
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YES, this, is for today’s prompt “Confession” and I’m absolutely NOT ASHAMED OF IT 8DD

I was kinda sad when I realized the crossover prompt didn’t win the poll so last week I was like “WELL SHIT I’M DOING A CROSS OVER ANYWAY” and litteraly made this one before all the other prompts

Lapidot reminds me a lot of other ships I love but the most similar is Alphyne but Lapidot is still my big fav tho so I felt the need to make this because it thought this was fun and because this is one of my favorite parts of Undertale and because I’m a huge trash

I mean come on you got  the small blonde nerd having a huge crush and a cool, blue and strong one. The small one takes their blue gf in their fandom, they look at each other with the weirdest and cutest faces…Also you got a child, who help them making it work

I…just love these dorks <3

Btw I first didn’t know who would replace MTT but Sardonyx seems to be a good choice. I’m just currently laughing at what I’ve done lmao

ALSO BONUS !!!

i think peridot is a little too tall in this one

i’m so not sorry for all this

(boop @lapidot-anniversary-week and @luclipse85)


(By the way I actually made another cross over, made before the poll results. I’ll post it tomorrow with the selfies :^) )

BTS REACTION TO YOU WEARING THEIR HOODIE.

Jin

“Ya. You love me that much?” He swept your hair away from your face and pulled the hood up “that you steal my favorite hoodie?He continued.

“Well it smells like you so? Umm. Uh..”

He would totally lose his macho aura and giggle at how cute you are.

“It’s okay because I steal your panties too” he said bluntly

“WHAT?!”

Originally posted by eatjin


SUGA

Suga wouldn’t really pay much attention to it, but tease you.

“Hey next time ask” he joked but you didn’t take it like that. So you started to remove the sweatshirt and he quickly held it down.

“Nope. Nope. I was just kidding never take it off please” and he pecked you on the nose.

Originally posted by sweetly-delirious

J-Hope

“Oh look we’re the same size. Who knew you fit men large?” He teased you and what looked like his supreme white hoodie that was clearly too big for you.

“J-Hope!” You laughed and half shouted.

“Just kidding” he said as he pinned you with both his hand against the wall and kiss your lips gently.

“What’s mine is yours” he said as he dove more into the kiss.

Originally posted by notjhope



Rap Monster

Rap Monster was scrolling through his camera roll trying to find a picture of J-Hope on his bday to post when he came across a selfie you had taken with his phone wearing his hoodie.

He immediately went and found you. Then smiled and showed you the picture. As you were about to run for the hills he grabbed you chin and raised it while giving you a deep kiss.

“It looked Sexy” was all he muttered

Originally posted by heyexcusemeee



Jimin

“Jagiya, explain this?” He held up a picture on his phone clearly taken by paparazzi.

“Umm a photo of me walking down the street? Why?”

“Walking down the street wearing my hoodie?” He smirked

“Umm about that. Yeah sorry” you ran away as fast as possible.

Then received a text

Mochi ~ Don’t worry I’ll get you back at home ;)

Originally posted by aestheticvbts



V

“Wear this. Come here. Hurry. Hurry" before you could protest he slipped something over your head.

“What’s this?“

“My hoodie. A lot of couples do this, I thought it would be cute” he smiled.

 "Aww V you’re so cute” you booped his nose.

He bit his lip and licked them “On second thought it’ll be on the floor soon. Sorry Gucci ;)”

Originally posted by toughchim

Jungkook

“LEt mE BoRRow YoUr Hoodies. Pleaseeeeee” you begged

“You know I don’t like people wearing my stuff” he cupped your face and smiled.

“Fine. I’ll ask namjoon-oppa to give me one of his” you pouted and headed towards the door but Jungkook quickly blocked your way with one of his Hoodies in hand.

“Here have 20 if you want” he said fast. “That’s what I thought” you said seductively.

*gif : How he looked at you when you said Namjoon-oppa

Originally posted by ken-z-the-aesthetic-queen


plisetsky answered:

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

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In which Yuri finds out that Otabek has a tumblr. 

AO3 link


We recently found out that Otabek is “well versed in all kinds of social media” and I am SHOOK. Somewhat inspired by the ask that altisetsky replied to, here’s the fic that no one asked for, but you’re all getting anyway.

cc: @otayuriwriterscollective


He doesn’t mean to pry.

Really, he doesn’t. But Otabek’s left his laptop open on the kitchen counter and it’s unlocked. Otabek is in the shower, so Yuri won’t be disturbed. It’s not like he’s going to go through his personal files or anything, but that’s unmistakably a tumblr dashboard, and Yuri is intrigued. The thought of Otabek having a tumblr is almost of ludicrous as Otabek DJing in his spare time, and – well. Now everyone and their mother has Otabek’s tracks downloaded on their Spotify or iTunes.

So he crosses the room and investigates.

Keep reading

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some weird crossover shit going on today

  • Jaehwan: i'm sorry i just sneezed and liked your post.
  • Minhyun: and commented “damn daddy” on all my selfies?
  • Jaehwan: i have the flu