sorry dad my white friends

anonymous asked:

Heh, what if Mariku returned home one day with a visible hickey or two and Ishizu sees it? She at first is curious as to who provided it, when, and if they are still an item but knowing their father and his dating policy she ends up dragging him off to the bathroom to get him to hide it or at least allow her to cover it up because it won't end well if father finds out what happened and once he does he /will/ find out who. Mariku not bothered till he things about the consequences for Ryou.

lol I think Marik would be in disbelief at first.

*Weiss, Yang, and Blake are all in the kitchen at Taiyang's house*
  • Weiss: Yang, got anything to drink?
  • Yang: Yeah, in the fridge.
  • Blake: Hey, Weiss uh grab me a glass of malk.
  • Weiss: *annoyed* I don't have any Malk but I can get you some Milk?
  • Yang: *confused* That's what she just said..
  • Blake: Yeah I just want some malk.
  • Weiss: No, you're saying it wrong. You're saying "malk" like it's a disease.
  • Yang: *chuckling* How do YOU say it?
  • Weiss: I'M saying it the way everyone ought to say it. Milk. M-I-L-K.
  • Yang: Right. Like 2%?
  • Blake: Right. Whole malk.
  • Weiss: *more annoyed* No no no no no. Say "milkshake".
  • Blake: *confused* ..milkshake..
  • Weiss: Ok. Now say "milk".
  • Blake: *still confused* ..malk..
  • Weiss: *defeatedly looks to yang for help* Are you hearing this?
  • Yang: Yeah..She wants a glass of mulk..
  • Weiss: *outraged* Mulk?!
  • Yang: *shouting* Give 'er the mulk, Weiss!
  • Taiyang: *enters the room looking annoyed* Yang. Inside voices please.
  • Yang: *apologetically* Sorry dad. My white friend..
  • Taiyang: *exits*
  • Blake: *yelling louder* WEISS! POUR ME!! A GLASS!! OF MALK!!
  • Weiss: Why are you yelling at me?!
  • Yang: Just give her the freakin' mulk!
  • Weiss: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!!
  • Blake: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, WEISS!!
  • Weiss: *frustrated yelling* NO!! YOU'RE (pointing at Blake) SAYING MALK!! YOU'RE (pointing at Yang) SAYI-
  • Yang: *obnoxious voice* MUUUULLLKKKKK!!
  • Blake: *more obnoxious voice* MAAAAALLLLLLKKKK!!
  • *continue obnoxious taunting*
  • Blake: *surprisingly good opera voice* MMMMAAAAAAAAAALLLLLKKKKK!!
  • Weiss: *done with their shit* SHUT UP!! *pulls out Myrtenaster and waves it around* SHUT! UP!
  • Blake and Yang: *terrified*
  • Weiss: *points Myrtenaster's dust chambers at her head*
  • Blake and Yang: *pull out Gambol Shroud and Ember Celica and point them at Weiss cautiously*
  • Yang: You better put it down, Weiss!
  • Blake: D-Don't do it Weiss!
  • Weiss: *mockingly* You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
  • Yang and Blake: *exchange looks*
  • Yang and Blake: *point their weapons at themselves*
  • YANG: PUT IT DOWN WEISS!!
  • Blake: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
  • Weiss: *at both* PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!
  • Yang: *tearing up* WEISS PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW!!
  • Weiss: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!!!
  • Blake: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!! YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!
  • Weiss: *screams*
  • -cut to scroll conversation between Weiss and Blake-
  • Weiss: And then, after that, we pull the trigger. All of us.
  • Blake: *chuckling* No. We are NOT filming something like that..
  • Weiss: Why not?
  • Blake: It's so......Dark, I dunno....
  • Blake: *shoving Zwei into the oven*
  • Blake: *cutesy voice* Nunununu you stay in there.
  • Blake: *closes oven* Weiss I gotta call you back I am REALLY busy.