sorry but it was hilarious

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when you start to get called delusional for seeing a heterosexual pairing :o

IKR.

It’s like… you have actually just confirmed that our reading of Destiel is actually probably true and some people are just blind to romantic subtext.

Saileen was scripted and the point was that they used all the same tropes etc as Destiel that we talk about so…. 1+1=2.

If they didn’t see Saileen and it was scripted then the fact that they don’t see Destiel doesn’t mean it’s not there AT ALL. Quite the opposite. They are just blind. 

Don’t crap on me because I can see both and the one that is less obvious is confirmed as canon so therefore the other is highly likely so.

LMAO. Comedy gold.

Kiss Me Not -Part 2-

Find Part One Here!

Let’s get this party started, shall we?


Harry threw back the last of his fire whisky and thumped the glass down on the table, yelling above the music from the wireless, “I’m gonna kiss everyone in this room!”

A drunken cheer greeted his declaration. A girl sitting behind him startled to her feet, her drink spilling over her fingers as she stepped closer, “Me first,” she smiled shyly.

She had been flirting rather desperately with Harry all night and though he wasn’t interested in the slightest he leaned down. She twitched forward eagerly and was just as quickly pushed back quite a distance from Harry. Apparently, she was a particularly bad match.

He didn’t laugh in her face but it was a near thing. He was just drunk enough that awfulness of his situation was fucking hilarious.

“Sorry,” Harry grinned and turned to the person sitting beside her and then the next person and the next. One miss after another as the music and chatter grew louder and the night wore on. He teased Dean and Seamus into a kiss, Dean almost managed it, close enough Harry could feel his laughter before he pulled away to give Seamus a proper kiss. He did not kiss Ron or Hermione, it would’ve been like kissing a sibling and he wasn’t interested in having creepy nightmares about it for the rest of his life. Everyone else he approached humoured him and gave Harry a go at a quick kiss.

He was fast running out of people to try- and fail -to kiss when he found himself at the back corner of the room, the large couch pushed against the wall had been taken over by the only three Slytherin’s who came back to finish up their schooling, Blaise, Pansy and, Draco Malfoy. They were relaxed, somewhat sprawled over one another with a bottle of fire whisky to pass between them. They weren’t nearly as relaxed when they noticed Harry staring at them, the lot of them stiffening like a group of alley cats arching their backs and hissing.

What?” Pansy lifted her nose with a sniff, “We’ve a right to be here, same as you.”

“You need something, Potter?” Blaise asked.

Harry blinked, “A kiss,” he said. Once upon a time, the prospect of kissing a trio of Slytherins would have been far too nerve-wracking but not anymore. The thing about trying to kiss about a hundred odd people was that the whole procedure rather lost it’s magic, so to speak.

They all stared at him blankly.

“I did say I was going to kiss everyone in the room,” Harry made a show of looking around, “You’re here.”

“You’ve got to be kidding,” Pansy said, raising an eyebrow in disbelief.

Blaise laughed,  pushing himself to his feet and out of the tangle of his friend’s legs without somehow tripping himself up, “Me first, Boy-wonder,” Blaise said with the smug challenging sort of look that seemed to be calling out Harry’s bluff.

Harry returned the look, “Get on with it then.”

A flicker of hesitation crossed Blaise’s face before he managed to mask it, crossing the distance between them.

Harry tried to stay calm. The whole kissing thing seemed to work out better if he could but it was pointless since Blaise hardly had a go at all. As soon as the nudging pressure began to make itself known he backed off with a smirk.

Blaise dropped back onto the couch with a thud, “Well, that was anticlimactic.”

Pansy looked from Harry to Blaise curiously and then popped up, approaching Harry with a tilt to her head that brought to Harry’s mind the alley cat image again. She went up on tiptoes and Harry leaned down as she tried to kiss the corner of his mouth. Harry was a little surprised how close she got, about a half an inch away.

Her eyes widened as she pulled back. She exchanged a questioning look with Blaise that turned into a knowing one.

She looked back at Harry with an appraising smile, “I see,” she said to herself as she slowly backed away from him.

When the back of her legs hit the couch she stopped and looked over at Draco who was sitting stiffly in the centre. His arms were wrapped nervously around his waist, one hand clutching the neck of the whisky bottle as he scowled up at Harry.

“Your turn, Draco,” Pansy said. When he didn’t move immediately she gave his ankle a halfhearted kick, “Come on.”

Blaise leaned over, grabbing hold of his shoulder and pushing him forward, “Give it a go, my friend. It’s a laugh.”

Draco looked over at Blaise furiously. A flush was rising in his cheeks as he knocked Blaise’s hand away and stood unsteadily, pushing the bottle into Pansy’s chest with a bit too much force. He wavered on his feet, two sheets gone already, his eyes looking like he was having trouble focusing.

Harry watched with growing apprehension. Draco was flushed, his hair gone a little wild, even his clothes were slightly rumpled and there was a grim determination in his eyes. He took a deep breath, absentmindedly pulling his shirt straight and smoothing his hair back with one hand, though it didn’t stay.

A prickle started on the back of Harry’s neck, the hair on his arms standing up. His heart rate began to pick up as the shivery tension raced through Harry with every step Draco got closer. He had felt this before when they fought, this thundering, shivery pulling feeling. Harry had always thought it was the adrenaline from being angry and from fighting but…

Draco stopped a foot away and then almost swayed forward until they were almost touching. Harry saw close his eyes briefly as if gathering himself, a shiver made his shoulder twitch. When he opened his eyes again Harry felt transfixed by the flat grey colour. Harry’s hand moving without his permission, pressing against the flat planes of Draco’s chest,. Harry felt another shiver go through Draco, stronger than the last, his mouth falling open in a silent gasp, his pupils darkening.

Harry leaned forward, almost haltingly. He kept expecting the pressure to start, to push him back, but instead, it almost felt like he was being tugged closer, and there was almost a static hum in the air, prickling along his skin. He reached up, brushing his fingers lightly on Draco’s chin, too nervous to actually cup his cheek. Draco tilted his head and Harry felt his breath ghost across his lips, felt his lips, soft and careful and shivering just like Harry was and-

“ENOUGH!” Headmistress McGonagall’s voice cut through the party like a blade of ice. “This party is over.

Harry and Draco startled away from each other. The music was shut off and the room slowly took on the deathly calm of those who know they are completely and utterly hosed.

McGonagall’s eyes narrowed as she looked over the room, “There will be no more parties, for the rest of the year,” she said coldly, “Hogsmeade weekends are canceled and everyone here, including eighth years, are to remain on the castle grounds for the next three months-” there was a chorus of groans that was abruptly cut off with a single look, “-All of your curfews are now at eight pm, all of you.” There were no attempts to complain this time, simply an overwhelming and spreading air of despair. “If you are going to act like children, you will be treated like children. If any of you are found with alcohol on school grounds again, you will be suspended,” she pursed her lips in disappointment, “I do hope you will learn from this. Now go to your dorms.”

The students swayed and shuffled out of the room with their heads low to avoid eye contact.

Harry hadn’t moved. He wasn’t entirely aware of what was happening until a hand firmly took him by the upper arm.

“Mr Potter.” McGonagall said, some of the sternness leaving her voice, “Are you well? Do you need to go to the hospital wing?”

“I- What-?” Harry asked blankly, his mind entirely consumed by a single kiss, so brief there was part of his mind that wasn’t entity certain it had happened.

McGonagall frowned, her question changing to an order, “Go to the hospital wing. Have Poppy look you over.”

“The hospital wing,” Harry repeated.

The room was entirely empty. Harry didn’t know when that had happened.

“You’re trembling Harry,” McGonagall said, looking Harry over with concern,  “I’ll walk you there myself.”


Part 1 ~ Part 2 (you are here!) ~ Part 3(Coming soon!)

anonymous asked:

Do you know why ika was so mad at Dem during that apple fight on live feeds? Was it because of the veto model? In sorry but that whole apple situation was hilarious. A lot of people were mad at ika that night but i sure wasn't lmaoooo

I think so. He was saying how hot the model was that night, I think something else happened too but I can’t remember.

It was so funny though because he knew something about eating apples before bed and when he told her she was like so you were just gonna sit there and let me eat this apple lmao

She was so cracked omg. I remember when they got into another fight when she was a have not and then she showed him that she carved their initials into the dinosaur bones

So I was telling some of my friends I work with about how when everyone else was being princesses and cheerleaders and the spice girls for halloween I had turned to my mother and said,
“Mum. I want to be an Alien.”
So she made me this great Alien costume here, which looking back now is the funniest photo ever and I feel like this tells you a lot about me as a child and me now.

the year is 2018. someone, probably a new homestuck lured in from hiveswap, decides to see what happened last 6/12 after just discovering it was a thing to be celebrated. they see that one post that’s a 6/12 timeline and think, wait, 2017 isn’t on here. why? little did they know, we don’t talk about 2017’s 6/12. it’s a shameful thing to even think about. they discover that all memories of 6/12/17 have been deleted, except one post simply titled “your ad here: $700.20”.

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so, on the subject of fish

I dont fuckign know guys

Cute Names For Your Significant Other
  • significant annoyance
  • my buddy
  • special guy
  • mamacita
  • hunk muffin
  • peaches
  • sack of meat
  • happiness
  • plaguey plaguey plaguey
  • my doctor
  • five terrible syllables
  • paolo’s arms
  • the Beast™
  • indiana banana
  • crotchkicker
  • demon peach baby

I need a Sheith The Addams Family AU so bad lmao

  • Shiro as Gomez Addams. Eccentric, handsome, athletic multi-billionaire. Loves black and white suits. Obsessed with spaceships and in his study he’d blow them up just for fun, he can always buy a new set anyway, no big deal. He is such a romantic. He adores and would literally die for his husband, Keith. Loves making morbid jokes, it’s his thing. Randomly takes the husband and him on trips to Bermuda Triangle because it’s their typical destination. 
  • Keith as Morticia Addams. Handsome and quiet, makes a lot of people do a double-take just like with his husband. Always in all-black suits. Sometimes wears a red tie. Red is the only other colour he will wear. Rarely smiles but when he does…
    Shiro: STAB MY HEART A THOUSAND TIMES, MY LOVE, AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU EVER JUST SMILE MY WAY
    Keith: Let me go just get my dagger, will you wait for me, Mon cher?
    Shiro: Cara mio, will it be painful?
    Keith: Extremely.
  • As a married couple, they are quite a sight to see. They move so gracefully like they came out of a black and white film. Never do people see them wear normal clothes. They always have to look elegant. They are multilingual. They know Japanese, Spanish, Italian, French and English. But Japanese is the language that just drives Shiro nuts whenever Keith uses it for sweet talks. 
  • When they go on dinner dates, they get weird looks. The waiter in charge of their table is always scandalized when they hear them talk.
    Shiro: At your request, I would rip out my eyes. At your command, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.
    Keith: Why wait, my darling?
    “What the hell is wrong with you people?”
  • A bit weirded out by normal people.
    Keith: Takashi, that child is… smiling as if he’s happy. How hideous.
    Shiro: Look away, my love. Look away.

[PART 02] [PART 03]