sorry but if you don't like this picture your taste is shit

Happier.

You were Namjoon’s guilty little pleasure. 

Warning: Very mature content. 

Originally posted by kths

For the first time in a very longtime, Namjoon didn’t have to fake his smile. It came too naturally that he found himself randomly grinning at everything and nothing. Even the boys were suspicious of him and his sudden energy.

He couldn’t wait to go back home knowing you would be waiting for him. It was a promise, a gift, for working hard, which he did. Namjoon didn’t waste another second after the fan-meeting was done, he didn’t even say a proper goodbye, before jolting out.

Other people might deem him a fool, which is why he kept your relationship a secret. It was definitely not taboo but, with his kind of job, it could become a weakness. Neither of you wanted that.

That didn’t stop it from being insanely hard, trying to juggle both his career and personal life without having to give up one for the other. Namjoon was trying and for that you were understanding. As long as he didn’t leave you waiting for too long, you would always be there, that was the promise. And, so far, neither of you broke it.

On the ride back, Namjoon couldn’t help but scroll through the pictures he took, pictures you didn’t know he took, that kept him going while he was away.

Unlocking the door, the dorm was quiet. He knew the boys wouldn’t be coming home any time soon which meant more prolonged alone time with you. He took off his shoes before slowly stepping into the house.

He could already see you in the kitchen, oblivious to his presence. A smile crept onto his face once again and he took a moment just to admire the beauty that he was lucky to call his. It was always the best moment of his day, when he first sees you. It still feels like the first time he fell in love with the taste of you.

Quietly, he stepped around the dinner table to slowly reach for you. You fit perfectly in his grip, something he always loved. No matter what anyone said, or hardships along the way, the feeling of you against his skin always managed to soothe and calm his nerves.


It was just perfect. He was alone, no one to disturb his moment,

“ I have you now ” Namjoon whispered ever so gently, ever so quietly, grabbing you. He waited for you to say something to react but you did nothing. It made him want you more.

His lips just a breath away, his fingers tight around you, he closed in the distance and bit slowly.

“ Such a beautiful apple ” Namjoon breathed out in relief, finally in ecstasy.

Namjoon was a hungry apple man, but now, he was a happy apple man.


Look, if I fooled you twice with this shit, you only have yourself to blame.

Also, can you tell that I’ve low-key given up on life? 

sentence starters; pvris - white noise
  • ❝ this isn’t violence. ❞
  • ❝ this is just a war in my head. ❞
  • ❝ don’t you try to run right now, cause baby i could burn you down. ❞
  • ❝ you make your way into my veins, course right through my limbs and dig your way into my brain. ❞
  • ❝ so when the second that you walk into a room, i can’t help myself from the things that you do. ❞
  • ❝ oh you’re killing me right now. ❞
  • ❝ i think it’s time you burn me down. ❞
  • ❝ i love the things we do, when it’s just me and you. ❞
  • ❝ you’re just a ghost of blissful feelings, a cloud of smoke that i keep breathing. ❞
  • ❝ i’m losing you to the games in my mind. ❞
  • ❝ don’t wanna open my eyes. ❞
  • ❝ i know it’s chemicals, that make me cling to you. ❞
  • ❝ and i need a miracle to get away from you. ❞
  • ❝ and i’m not spiritual but please stay, cause i think you’re a saint and i think you’re an angel. ❞
  • ❝ you give me something to talk about, that’s not the shit in my head. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a miracle. ❞
  • ❝ take in your chemicals. ❞
  • ❝ i gotta stay with you. ❞
  • ❝ and i’m not spiritual but please stay, cause you’re a glimpse of bliss a little taste of heaven. ❞
  • ❝ you give me something to think about, that’s not the shit in my head. ❞
  • ❝ i need a miracle to bring me back to you. ❞
  • ❝ i know you’re gone now but i still wait for you. ❞
  • ❝ who let you in? ❞
  • ❝ you walk around like you own the place. ❞
  • ❝ guess it was all my fault, i think i let you in. ❞
  • ❝ never thought that i would feel like this. ❞
  • ❝ such a mess when i’m in your presence, i’ve had enough think you’ve been making me sick, gotta get you outta my system. ❞
  • ❝ it’s my house, and i think it’s time to get out. ❞
  • ❝ it’s my soul, it isn’t yours anymore. ❞
  • ❝ but darling you can’t stay. ❞
  • ❝ haven’t you heard? i’m not yours anymore. ❞
  • ❝ yeah you’ve got it all, but you’ve got it all wrong. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a poor unfortunate soul. ❞
  • ❝ oh i know, you make it seem that you feel whole. so they don’t know, you’re a poor unfortunate soul. ❞
  • ❝ yeah you put on a faith facade, think you’re holy when you’re not. ❞
  • ❝ i hate to break it to you baby, but you’re simply lost. ❞
  • ❝ but simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god. ❞
  • ❝ you’re just a ghost at most, a set of empty bones. ❞
  • ❝ oh you’re all alone. ❞
  • ❝ and you say that i’ve got it all wrong. ❞
  • ❝ cause you just know, i’m a poor unfortunate soul. ❞
  • ❝ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret. ❞
  • ❝ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck. ❞
  • ❝ don’t think i didn’t notice. ❞
  • ❝ it’s hard to be what you need through a static screen. ❞
  • ❝ i’m watching. i’m waiting. i’m aching. suffocating. i’m breathing. i’m speaking. can you hear me? i’m screaming, for you. ❞
  • ❝ day by day, i’m slowly replaced in your picture frames. ❞
  • ❝ sick of the lack of signal. sick of the lack of touch. ❞
  • ❝ can you hear me? ❞
  • ❝ don’t blame your death, on the shit in your head that you claimed ate you like a virus for days on end. ❞
  • ❝ i watched you decay, watched you wast away. ❞
  • ❝ who’d you think you’d fool baby? ❞
  • ❝ so go ahead, yeah just drop dead. ❞
  • ❝ you’re out of line, buried yourself alive an expected to be fine. ❞
  • ❝ your bridges are burning, and all the tables are turning. ❞
  • ❝ what you give is what you get, and in your case that’s nothing but guilt and regret. ❞
  • ❝ i can’t sleep, that’s when you’re torn away from me. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll face my fear of the sunrise, when i wake up with your hand inside mine. ❞
  • ❝ it’s hard to say good morning, when it’s followed with goodbye. ❞
  • ❝ you make my world spin. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll wait to see you again. ❞
  • ❝ i know you’re dead inside, but you make me feel alive. ❞
  • ❝ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed, but they only come alive at night. ❞
  • ❝ i swear that i’ll be fine in the daylight. ❞
  • ❝ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away. ❞
  • ❝ why can’t you stay, up against these things i can’t see? ❞
  • ❝ make me believe. ❞
  • ❝ now you’re up against the ghosts in my head. ❞
  • ❝ you struck a match, and left me to burn. ❞
  • ❝ it doesn’t feel right, to feel the weight of your world in my spine. ❞
  • ❝ you’ve had me going, out of my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i wanna feel something, that’s not the touch of your breath on my neck. ❞
  • ❝ i shouldn’t give in, but i let you win, i let you in. ❞
  • ❝ i won’t let you in. ❞
Cause You're My Favorite Hue

All Parts: {x}

Part: 41/?

Pairing: Jamilton

Inspiration: this post and this song

Soundtrack: here (you can request more songs)

Summary: Black and white was all anyone saw until they touched their soulmate. For some people, color quickly rushed into world and for others, all they ever saw was black and white. Two businessmen, who absolutely hated each other, managed to bump into each other on their way up to their office. Little did either know that their world would erupt in a staccato of color.

Warning: drinking, cussing

Word Count: 3,621

Dedication: Lin-Manuel Miranda because why not.

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A/N: save your strength and STAY ALIVE


Thomas wished he was enjoying himself. He wished that he was having fun with his friends, talking about things that didn’t involve Alexander or the kids. He wished that he could think about things other than Alexander. He wished that he wouldn’t wonder about if they were okay or not. He wished that he could just have fun like a normal person would on a night out with their friends.

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Make Happy Starter Pack
  • Mix of comedy, deep stuff, out of context stuff, and potentially NSFW-ish sentences.
  • "Ladies if you feel me, say hell yeah!"
  • "Fellas if you feel me, say hell yeah!"
  • "Virgins, if you haven't felt a person, say hell yeah!"
  • "If you like drinking booze, let me hear you say hell yeah!"
  • "If you like smoking weed, let me hear you say hell yeah!"
  • "I can't wrap my mind around exactly why I'm here."
  • "I know you paid money."
  • "I should be funny."
  • "Look at the world. I don't know why I'm here."
  • "I would love to tell you that everything is fine."
  • "You wanna be happy... Well, get in line!"
  • "It gets old after a few minutes."
  • "Let's get this show started."
  • "I already fucked it up."
  • "Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love."
  • "You have to reject both sides of the spectrum to leave a healthy middle."
  • "Stop participating."
  • "Not a participatory thing going on up here."
  • "Did you not think I was gonna use this, idiot(s)?"
  • "It's not a prop."
  • "I've got a lot of problems in my life."
  • "I got no one to talk to."
  • "There's everyone and then there is just me."
  • "If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it?"
  • "God only knows, why he cursed me to be ________/(a straight white man)"
  • "I state my problems, other people roll their eyes."
  • "Three trips to the mall, zero _______ in my size."
  • "I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs."
  • "You can't say my life is easy."
  • "I know the road looks though ahead."
  • "Can't you just leave us alone?"
  • "Also, 'no' to the things you asked for."
  • "They are being greedy and they know it."
  • "Everyone thinks that I got it easy."
  • "Just because it's true, doesn't mean that it's right."
  • "So pull up a chair and put down your pitchforks."
  • "We still do, but it's not as fun now."
  • "If you were offended by that, it was ironic."
  • "Isn't that fun?"
  • "I meant the whole opposite of it."
  • "White guys... it's easy to be a white guy."
  • "We deserve a cheer once in a while."
  • "We invented a lot of stuff."
  • "Everything but peanut butter."
  • "Your grandkids are going to see this."
  • "Put the lights down."
  • "Their faces creep me out."
  • "I'm not perfect, ok?"
  • "Twice in a week? What is this?"
  • "Do you want to sing a song with me?"
  • "Hey, _____, guess what?"
  • "You're a (insert insult here)."
  • "So I was interrupted the other day-"
  • "Can you turn the lights off at least?"
  • "Why was it on a record player?"
  • "It's gonna outlive me."
  • "Do not give those dumb fucks any credit."
  • "It's all me baby, all me."
  • "How dare you make that joke so late!"
  • "I like poetry."
  • "Do not veer credit to people outside this building!"
  • "Two examples is enough."
  • "I'm right in the sweet spot."
  • "I could give that money to a homless person. But I don't do that very often."
  • "Tomorrow is a relative term. We're not getting there."
  • "You don't know where I'm going, so don't act like it."
  • "You're not ahead of me."
  • "I will retain the element of surprise."
  • "I'm trying to break out of that."
  • "This might not work."
  • "________, I heard you had sex with an older woman last night?"
  • "How does he do it?"
  • "I'm not honest for a second up here."
  • "I think country music gets a bad rep."
  • "A dirt road, a cold beer, blue jeans, a red pick-up."
  • "No shoes, no shirt."
  • "Sort of a mental typo."
  • "I could sing in mandarin."
  • "I own a private ranch that I rarely use. I don't like dirt."
  • "Now it's time to talk to the ladies."
  • "Good girl in a straw head."
  • "Thought it was a human woman."
  • "That is a scarecrow."
  • "I'm wanting you. I hope you're feeling me."
  • "You don't know what land you're in...?"
  • "They are lying to you, that's all."
  • "You deserve better."
  • "I'm not saying I'm it, but I'm the person that says you deserve better."
  • "It's the end of culture."
  • "We lost."
  • "How is this entertainment?"
  • "I saw a gorgeous dick. I was in a public restroom."
  • "You're not picturing this."
  • "I need to earn it."
  • "You need to earn it."
  • "There's more where that came from."
  • "Ladies, I know where that came from."
  • "You want a guy that's sweet."
  • "This ugy only exists in your mind."
  • "Guess what? You're right."
  • "If you want love, lower your expectations a few."
  • "Prince Charming would never settle for you."
  • "Just pick a guy and love him."
  • "Just pick a girl and love him."
  • "You wan't a girl that is noce, a girl that is not."
  • "A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl!"
  • "She's real, but last week she died."
  • "You might think you dick is a gift, I promise it's not."
  • "I won't settle for less than perfect."
  • "Deep down we know we don't deserve it."
  • "We all deserve love."
  • "We all suck, but love can make us suck less."
  • "It's the very best part of being alive."
  • "Original does not mean good."
  • "Anyone can do anything."
  • "What is it good for?"
  • "I don't want to get political..."
  • "They just liked the lights, I didn't even need to do jokes."
  • "Yeah, you like that?"
  • "Honey are you ok?"
  • "Are you drunk?"
  • "What's behind your back?"
  • "It's a jar of peanut butter. Alright? Sue me."
  • "Why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise."
  • "I'll clean it up."
  • "You'll make it worse if you try it."
  • "Who are you talking to?"
  • "You just gestured to the sink."
  • "I bought something."
  • "Sit in silence."
  • "Nothing tastes better than not getting sued."
  • "You don't want that desperate sort of cloying thing."
  • "I'm just overpaid, ok?"
  • "I sound mean and rude."
  • "Let a professional hear it."
  • "Stick your tongue in a plug."
  • "Hold your breath until it's gone."
  • "Take your pants off!"
  • "You think it's ok because I'm a dude?"
  • "You think it's ok because he is a dude?"
  • "It's over."
  • "We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again."
  • "We need to take a break from us to make it right again."
  • "Honestly are you fucking five?"
  • "I've got my father's temper. I'm emotionally inarticulate."
  • "I'm hurting inside, I'm trying to hide it."
  • "I thought you were lashing out in anger."
  • "I deserve better than you."
  • "Sorry, you're not what I need."
  • "What am I talking about, you know?"
  • "It's about... but for real, what is it about?"
  • "No one gives a shit about what we think!"
  • "The arrogant is taught."
  • "It's prison. It's horrific"
  • "I know very little about anything."
  • "He talked about his problems."
  • "I thought... maybe I could do this."
  • "Can I say my shit, _______?"
  • "I got lots of shit to say."
  • "I can't fit my hand insdie a pringle can."
  • "It's way too small."
  • "You think you can. I know you can't"
  • "Just... make them wider?"
  • "I wanna have a daughter."
  • "But that is priority numero uno."
  • "I don't go to the gym 'cause I'm self concious about my body."
  • "I'm self concious about my body because I don't go to the gym."
  • "Irony can be so painful."
  • "Dude, you should have warned me."
  • "No one wants to have a messx burrito."
  • "I wouldn't have gotten the _______ if I knew it wouldn't fit."
  • "I wouldn't have got half of it."
  • "I'm ok with small mistakes."
  • "I don't think that I can handle this right now."
  • "I can sit here an pretend that my biggest problems are pringle cans and burritos."
  • "The truth is my biggest problem is you."
  • "I want to please you but stay true to myself."
  • "Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of you needs you, part of me fears you."
  • "I should probably just shut up."
  • "You can tell them anything."
  • ""I hope you're happy."
  • "Oh, good, it's just us."
  • "If you hated it, it's fair."
  • "On a scale of one to zero, ________?"
  • "Are you happy?"
  • "But what the fuck kind of question is 'are you happy'?"
  • "Oh god, my dad was right."
  • "You're everything you hated. Are you happy?"
  • "Hey, look, Mom, I made it! Are you happy?"
PVRIS lyrics sentence starters
  • "Take a good look at what I've become."
  • "There's a hole in my chest and I don't think it's leaving room for anyone."
  • "I'm trying my best."
  • "I'm doing everything to bring this body back to life."
  • "No matter how hard I try, I don't think I will make it through the night."
  • "I've been changing, falling, fading."
  • "There's demons at the door patiently waiting."
  • "Please watch over me, and be the light to carry me."
  • "I can feel it, being torn from my, my hands; my innocence."
  • "This change is all so permanent."
  • "Can't you see a change in me?"
  • "This world is a masterpiece."
  • "Shout out to the artist who took his heart and his soul and lost them both in the process."
  • "Please be the saint to save me."
  • "You were spoiled rotten and turned stale." "My tongue's acquired tolerance for tastes I couldn't stand.""You've been stuck in a rut and a wasteland."
  • "So just trust me, you'll be just fine."
  • "I need your trust just for tonight."
  • "Reach out your hands and tell me just what you feel."
  • "This is not just all in your head."
  • "Mind over matter makes these things feel so real."
  • "I can see the doubt in your eyes."
  • "You say there's no such thing as better things in life."
  • "I must confess this is all too new for me."
  • "Keep an open mind, it brings open hearts and open eyes."
  • "I'm hoping you weren't heaven sent, 'cause only hell knows where you've been."
  • "Your built composure's wearing thin."
  • "All your walls are caving in."
  • "I just wanna lift you up."
  • "I'll take all this love I found and I hope that it's enough."
  • "Don't you shut this down, no, don't you give this up."
  • "If we don't bend then this might break."
  • "Dream of me to keep you safe."
  • "Before you came around, I was lost and out of place."
  • "You're the only love I found and I'm hoping that you'll stay."
  • "Please stay."
  • "This isn't violence, this is just a war in my head."
  • "I give it time but it never seems to end."
  • "Don't you try to run right now, 'cause baby I could burn you down."
  • "The second that you walk into a room, I can't help myself from the things that you do."
  • "You're killing me right now."
  • "I think it's time you burn me down."
  • "I love the things we do when it's just me and you."
  • "You're just a ghost of blissful feelings."
  • "I'm losing you to the games in my mind."
  • "I know it's chemicals that make me cling to you."
  • "I need a miracle to get away from you."
  • "I think you're a saint and I think you're an angel."
  • "You give me something to think about that's not the shit in my head."
  • "You're a miracle."
  • "You're a glimpse of bliss, a little taste of heaven."
  • "You give me something to talk about."
  • "I need a miracle to bring me back to you."
  • "I know you're gone now, but I still wait for you."
  • "You walk around like you own the place."
  • "Guess it was all my fault."
  • "I think I let you in."
  • "Never thought that I would feel like this."
  • "Such a mess when I'm in your presence."
  • "It's my soul, it isn't yours anymore."
  • "Darling, you can't stay."
  • "Haven't you heard? I'm not yours anymore."
  • "I think it's time to get out."
  • "You've got it all, but you've got it all wrong."
  • "You're a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "You make it seem that you feel whole so they don't know you're a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "Think you're holy when you're not."
  • "I hate to break it to you baby, but you're simply lost."
  • "Simply calling out sins don't bring you closer to God."
  • "You're just a ghost at most, a set of empty bones."
  • "Searching for anything and everything to make you feel whole."
  • "You're all alone, you poor unfortunate soul."
  • "You just know I'm a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "There's no way that there's weight in the words that you preach."
  • "You contradict your speech."
  • "You're shallow and empty and filled with regret."
  • "Don't think I didn't notice."
  • "You've got it all."
  • "You've got it all wrong."
  • "It's hard to be what you need."
  • "All you ever do is turn me down."
  • "Can you hear me? I'm screaming for you."
  • "Day by day, I'm slowly replaced in your picture frames."
  • "Sick of the lack of signal, sick of the lack of touch."
  • "It's not enough, it's not enough."
  • "Don't blame your death on the shit in your head that you claimed ate you like a virus for days on end."
  • "I watched you decay, watched you waste away."
  • "Who'd you think you'd fool, baby, digging your own grave?"
  • "So go ahead, you just drop dead."
  • "You're trying to fool the whole world."
  • "You can't cheat death when you're digging your own grave."
  • "You're out of line."
  • "Your bridges are burning."
  • "You started a fire and you're burning up."
  • "What you give is what you get and in your case that's nothing but guilt and regret."
  • "I swear I couldn't wait to get you off my chest."
  • "It's hard to find life in something that's already died."
  • "I can't sleep, that's when you're torn away from me."
  • "It's hard to say 'good morning' when it's followed with 'goodbye'."
  • "Just wanted to say 'good night.'"
  • "I'm not ready to say 'good night.'"
  • "Yeah, I need to feel you again."
  • "Here comes the hardest part."
  • "In what world do I go to sleep after you and wake up before you? I don’t even know how it happens."
  • "Well I hope you’re having sweet dreams, and you call me when you wake up."
  • "Darling, don't be so shy."
  • "I'll see you at midnight."
  • "You make my world spin."
  • "I'll wait to see you again."
  • "I know you're dead inside."
  • "I don't feel so lonely."
  • "Darling, don't be so shy, I'll see you at midnight."
  • "In the morning, I hope I see you by my side."
  • "I know you're dead inside, but you make me feel alive."
  • "I'm the one with the ghosts in my bed."
  • "I swear that I'll be fine in the daylight."
  • "It's my head not my heart that's strayed."
  • "I'm sorry I keep pushing you away."
  • "I don't wanna fight."
  • "Why can't you stay?"
  • "I'm up against these things I can't see."
  • "Make me believe."
  • "You struck a match and left me to burn."
  • "I wanna feel something that's not the touch of your breath on my neck."
  • "I wanna feel something that's not the weight of your world in my head."
  • "I shouldn't give in, but I let you win."
  • "I won't let you in."
  • "I know it's warmer where you are and it's safer by your side."
  • "I can't be what you want."
  • "You and I can keep our love alive."
  • "It's cold when we're apart."
  • "I hate to feel this die."
  • "You can't give me what I want."
  • "I can't keep you in these arms so I keep you in my mind."
  • "Can we meet in the middle?"
  • "I've been wondering why you keep feeding me these lines."
  • "You made a fool of me."
  • "You charm me, it's not easy."
  • "You would not believe how the tides have turned."
  • "If I'm gonna play your games, I know there's a price to pay."
  • "I've got the tendency to constantly pay for my mistakes."
  • "I can't pick sides."
  • "You would not believe all the things I've seen."
  • "If I'm gonna lose this game, what's the use in trying to play?"
  • "I shouldn't expect any less but I can't always have my way."
  • "Your doubts of me are constant reminders of why I should stop hoping."
  • "Keep your eyes on me."
  • "I won't let them pull you under."
  • "You'll find what you're looking for."

anonymous asked:

okay but. AU where Keith works at Costco or smth and serves samples and lance is a customer who keeps coming back for some reason and Keith's like 'why don't you just buy it already?' but lance is only there for the cute boy and not the samples

This was the seventh time. The seventh. Keith’s sample plate was dwindling. His crops were withering. The people were starving. Enough was enough.

“You’re not even trying to be subtle about this anymore are you?” he asked the boy who was reaching for another one of his fruit cups.

“Mmmmm…nope,” he said, plucking one up and downing it in one go.

Welp.

At least he was honest.

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anonymous asked:

TT - what are a couple of those bar stories you were talking about? If you don't mind sharing of course.

“Okay, okay, okay, what?!” Vio spluttered, slamming his mug down on the table. He looked to Blue, lips quirking in a smirk as a few giggles slipped out. 

“You heard me,” the Knight muttered, regarding his brother lazily. “That’s the dare. You gotta do it.”

“You’re ridiculous.” The mage sighed, shaking his head - shoulders shaking with laughter as he picked up his mug once more. “I mean, really, you want so badly to see me naked?” He asked, raising the ale to his lips. “’U ‘o ‘at’s ‘etty ‘eir!” Vio gurgled through his beer, earning laughter from his brother. 

“Bro! Yer..yer spillin’, ay!” Blue chuckled, “Also I’ve got no idea what in Din’s name ya just said.” He reached over, resting a hand heavily on Vio’s shoulder. “Look, ya don’t do it and ya pay up… so you gotta.” Blue emphasized. “I don’t think you’ve got the balls.” He continued, lowering his voice, snickering as Vio reached to undo the ties on his shirt. “Oh shit. This is happenin’? For real?” He asked, his eyes widening. “Pff! Don’t do it here! Outside, outside!”

“What Bee, you scared?”

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The Neighbourhood sentence starters
  • "I'd like to be proud, but somehow I'm ashamed."
  • "Everybody's talking, but what's anybody saying?"
  • "Put me in the dirt, let me dream with the stars."
  • "I was naive and hopeful and lost."
  • "R.I.P. to my youth."
  • "If I told you that I loved you, tell me, what would you say?"
  • "If I told you that I hated you, would you go away?"
  • "Now I need your help with everything that I do."
  • "I don't want to lie, I've been relying on you."
  • "You can throw me shade, all it does is just cool me off."
  • "First it just threw me off, now I'm just moving on."
  • "I've been callin' you 'friend', I might need to give it up."
  • "I can admit, I am not fireproof."
  • "I hope I don't burden you."
  • "I tried to be someone."
  • "If I had done something a little bit differently, we would've moved in a better direction than this."
  • "You say that you love me, but you act like you don't."
  • "You used to adore me."
  • "You put me in harm's way."
  • "When we had our first kiss it was your favorite thing."
  • "You weren't lying when you said it would sting."
  • "Imagine our children; how fucked would they be?"
  • "Mommy's a psycho, daddy lives in a dream."
  • "Don't take this the wrong way."
  • "I thought that I loved you, but we weren't in love."
  • "You were my dream."
  • "So sorry, but your lady's with me."
  • "So shitty to be you right now, soon you will see pictures of us kissing on the mouth."
  • "I hate her new boyfriend."
  • "I don't wanna be forgotten."
  • "I'm fake and I don't get offended."
  • "You ended up with gold, but it started as a dream."
  • "I used to be broke, now there's money in my jeans."
  • "I want you to touch me there."
  • "Darling, your looks can kill, so now you’re dead."
  • "If I made it too hard for you maybe you should've changed it."
  • "I hope you find a way to be yourself someday."
  • "Change can be amazing."
  • "I pray for the best for you."
  • "Why’d you stick around, why’d you stay with me?"
  • "I couldn’t save it."
  • "I wish you could be honest with me."
  • "I am the chosen one."
  • "I could change all your minds."
  • "This is the one they won't forget."
  • "I want to be bad, I want to destroy you."
  • "I want the attention, I want all the cash, I want all the ass; is it too much to ask?"
  • "I get what I want."
  • "You think I'm a fake and I know you're a fraud."
  • "I'll fucking digest you, one kiss at a time."
  • "You wish I was yours and I hope that you're mine."
  • "You need to get off my mind."
  • "I'm never satisfied, it's never good enough."
  • "I knew it was wrong, but I thought about you still."
  • "I'm paranoid, I hate to sleep alone."
  • "I try my best, no matter what it's like I'm always wrong."
  • "I just need some peace of mind."
  • "I'm never the same, I change every week."
  • "I would ask for advice, but I just do what I like."
  • "I smoke cause I'm stressed, I try to get high, but it gets me depressed, I'm just tryna get by."
  • "I've got no man to follow."
  • "And I know that I'm shallow, but why shouldn't I be?"
  • "Trouble being alone, I've been losing my mind."
  • "I don't want any trouble, it just chooses to find me."
  • "I feel like you're worth it."
  • "We're made to love, but you're dangerous."
  • "I'll tell my friends about my fast life because they know me from my past life."
  • "I can't wait 'till you're back to California."
  • "I know a couple girls like you."
  • "I hope we can go round two, 'cause you know I wanna do it again."
  • "Being away from her, it makes me hurt, it makes me sad."
  • "I'll try to find another way, to make it work."
  • "I know what to say that will make you hurt."
  • "I can't even believe what you did to me."
  • "You can't even say I'm overreacting."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "What the fuck am I supposed to do about you and I?"
  • "Fuck that guy, happy I don't know his name."
  • "My love never seems to come out right."
  • "I still love you even though you’re a fucking cunt douchebag."
  • "I’m sure you feel the same about me but, whatever, that’s it."
  • "I've seen it a million times."
  • "Everybody else so basic, stop tryin', please stay home."
  • "We got signed to a label and we infected the internet."
  • "I'm my own worst enemy."
  • "You were crazy, but I miss you."
  • "Now we're a little bit famous and I think I might hate it."
  • "I think I found hell."
  • "Don't tell them anything."
  • "You fooled me from the start when you let me start to love you."
  • "I'm leaving tonight, I'll be gone in the morning."
  • "I can't love her no more."
  • "She had all my trust, and I guess that was never enough."
  • "I want the world in my hands."
  • "Let's have an adventure."
  • "I don't mind if there's not much to say."
  • "We talked about making it - I'm sorry that you never made it."
  • "You knew the game and played it."
  • "Mr. know it all, had his reign and his fall."
  • "I'm having trouble in believing."
  • "How could you tell me that I'm great when they chew me up, spit me out, pissed on me?"
  • "When I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place."
  • "All my friends always lie to me."
  • "You’re too mean, I don’t like you, fuck you anyway."
  • "You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs."
  • "I’m afraid somebody else might end up being me."
  • "I told you I would tell you everything you want to know."
  • "Everybody's watching me."
  • "I try to be as subtle as I can."
  • "It looks like you were right again."
  • "I'm from a little city with expensive taste."
  • "Shouldn't try to fix it if it keeps getting better."
  • "I wasn't listening at all."
  • "We were young, skinny dipping, having fun, I remember."
  • "And we all grew up, shit got tough."
  • "What a mistake, saying the way I felt."
  • "I was scared as fuck and out of touch, and I was still testing my luck."
  • "I guess there's something wrong inside."
  • "Maybe you're right, maybe this is all that I can be."
  • "But what if it's you, and it wasn't me?"
  • "What do you want from me?"
  • "She planned ahead for a year."
  • "I fell in love today."
  • "There aren't any words that you can say that could ever get my mind to change."
  • "You're a doll, you are flawless."
  • "I just can't wait for love to destroy us."
  • "You better not leave me."
  • "No food to eat, all the money's been wasted from last week."
  • "Some part of me feels a little bit naked and empty."
  • "I still believe something is out there."
  • "All I'll ever be is partly settled in."
  • "They show you how to swim, then they throw you in the deep end."
  • "Float away, then come right back to me."

So a friend of mine recently joked to me that they wished they were asexual because always pining after people and falling in love and shit like that was painful and they wished that they just didn’t have to deal with it or whatever, I don’t know. To be fair, I’m sure those things are very much not fun. but let me tell you a thing about being asexual in a society that is driven by sex.


Picture for a moment that you hate the taste of chocolate cake. Or maybe you don’t even hate it, but you don’t particularly get the appeal. You know chocolate cake exists and that pretty much everyone seems to love it, maybe you’ve even tried it but it’s not your thing so life without chocolate cake isn’t so bad and you go on your merry way in a chocolate free life, maybe enjoying some other kind of dessert, maybe just some pie or some ice cream makes you happy. then one day you look around and realize that EVERYONE is talking about chocolate cake. Every advertisement on tv has chocolate cake in it, they eat it on your favorite tv shows, everyone talks about how fantastic chocolate cake is, different ways to make it, how much icing they like or whatever, you’re not too interested. And still that’s fine. Sure it might be nice to like something that everyone else seems to like so much, they say it’s awesome so clearly you’re missing out on something, but really you don’t feel like you’re missing out on anything at all, cause ice cream is still a pretty fucking great dessert. 


Then you realize something else. It isn’t just that people REALLY like chocolate cake, it’s that everyone is obsessed with it. It’s people saying things like “It’s not dessert if you don’t have chocolate cake with it” and “there’s something wrong with you if you don’t like chocolate cake. Who would be happy with just ice cream! No no, it’s not HEALTHY to not like chocolate cake.” That’s when you start to feel like maybe there’s something wrong with you, like maybe dessert really can’t be dessert without chocolate cake, and maybe you should just forgo your delicious after dinner treat altogether, because when you’re at a dinner party no one else is going to want to eat just ice cream like you do, and you don’t want to force anyone else to skip their chocolate cake since it seems so important to all of them, it would probably be really hard for them to give it up. But really, you just don’t want anyone to choose cake over you. 


This is what being asexual is like. It is not fun. It is not freedom from the game of love and lust, from the pain that seems to come along with those things. As it stands, being ace, by our cultural standards, means that there’s something wrong with you. It leaves you constantly feeling like you’re missing out on the punchline of a joke that everyone else thinks is the best goddamn joke in the world. It’s confusing cause you feel fine, you feel normal. But you also feel isolated because not liking sex, or not feeling any desire for it, or not wanting a romantic relationship, these things are weird. You’re told that a healthy relationship must involve sex and romance. It must involve nice dates and compliments and whatever else comes along with romance, I don’t know, walks on the beach and committing to each other and posting cute pictures together on your social media and reminding each other you love them. Supposedly these things are necessary to “connect” with another person. And you feel like being in a relationship would mean that someone else would be sacrificing those things for you. And while you don’t really understand why, you know that they must be important to them so asking someone to give those things up for you is repellent. 


You instead resign yourself to just not having a relationship, or else doing those things and feeling awkward or uncomfortable or even disgusting and dishonest. In my experience anyway, I can’t speak for the entire spectrum, THIS is what asexuality feels like. It’s not a fucking joke. It’s not something you can wish to be just to escape getting your fucking heart broken again. Because as much as “real love” apparently hurts, feeling like you aren’t allowed to love anyone because you define it differently than everyone else does hurts just as much. Do NOT use my and many other people’s struggles as a joke and do not for a second think that being ace and/or aromantic is some kind of get out of jail free card.

anonymous asked:

so i was going through your tmht larry tag (holy goodness) and i don't understand why everyone thinks times are better now than they were then? because there are still break-up rumours now and stunts but back then they interacted sooo much, nowadays it's like one doesn't even exist to the other on stage and it's really sad. So yeah i was just wondering why everyone didn't like tmht era haha

You may think it’s that simple, but this is a loaded question with a lot of factors. There were some high points, but also a lot of low points during that tour. Overall I promise you, everyone seems to be in a better place right now compared to 2013.

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Random lyric sentence starters
  • "This thing's bound to break."
  • "Why don't you make yourself available?"
  • "You said you want me, but you want me to leave."
  • "After it all, it's still repairable."
  • "I need to feel something, cause I'm still so far from home."
  • "Promise me you'll never leave my side."
  • "You can drag me through Hell if it meant I could hold your hand."
  • "If I fell in love with you would you understand me, dear?"
  • "Love is weird."
  • "I really can't believe I lost myself again."
  • "I wrote a song about your eyes."
  • "Ate a slice of cherry pie and I cried all night."
  • "I miss those blue eyes."
  • "I miss everything about you."
  • "I can't believe it, I still want you after all the things we've been through."
  • "I never should have walked away."
  • "I never told you what I should have said."
  • "Hope when the crowd screams out, they're screaming your name."
  • "Hope if everybody runs, you choose to stay."
  • "Hope that you fall in love, and it hurts so bad."
  • "The only way you can know is give it all you have."
  • "I did it all."
  • "I owned every second that this world could give."
  • "I swear I lived."
  • "I'm breaking my back just to know your name."
  • "Somebody told me you had a boyfriend."
  • "I've got potential."
  • "I'm leaving without you."
  • "You seem quite nice for a girl with good looks."
  • "I bet I'm not number one on your list to kiss."
  • "You seem quite shy, but you’re so cute."
  • "Just take a chance, try to hold my hand."
  • "Honey, why are you crying? Is everything okay?"
  • "My girl's in the next room... sometimes I wish she was you."
  • "I guess we never really moved on."
  • "It's really good to hear your voice saying my name."
  • "You make it hard to be faithful."
  • "Does he know you're talking to me? Will it start a fight?"
  • "She wears red when she's feeling hot."
  • "I don't know what she sees in me."
  • "She makes me feel like shit, but I can't get over it."
  • "She's everything I ask for and just a little bit more."
  • "She loves music but she hates my band."
  • "She's not big on holding hands, but that's alright 'cause I still got her."
  • "She keeps up on current affairs and Prada is what she wears."
  • "I'm freaking out because I'm just so lucky."
  • "How could I be so wrong?"
  • "What, did you forget or something?"
  • "Call me up, 'cause you know that I'll be there."
  • "This is so messed up, but that doesn't mean I don't care."
  • "You loved me last night, but what about today?"
  • "You keep saying that we were meant to be; well it must be the alcohol."
  • "Wait, why are you kissing me? I thought you need some time alone."
  • "You tried to punch the waitress, let's get out of here."
  • "I think I like you, and I think you like me too."
  • "Dreaming comes so easily, 'cause it's all that I've known."
  • "True love is a fairy tale."
  • "I'm scared and I'm alone."
  • "I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say."
  • "Will anyone get close to me?"
  • "I'm damaged, as I'm sure you know."
  • "I can't imagine all the people that you know and the places that you go."
  • "I'm slipping in between you and your big dreams."
  • "Dammit, you're so young."
  • "If I hurt you then I'm sorry, please don't think that this was easy."
  • "Doesn't she look good, standing in her underwear?"
  • "I think you can do much better than me."
  • "I told myself I won't miss you, but I remember what it feels like beside you."
  • "I really miss your hair in my face and the way your innocence tastes."
  • "I found those pictures I took that you were looking for."
  • "If there's one memory I don't want to lose? That time at the mall, you and me in the dressing room."
  • "Wish I never would've said it's over."
  • "I won't think about you when I'm older."
  • "We never really had our closure."
  • "For tonight, I'll stay here with you."
  • "I could've treated you better."
  • "I'm glad I didn't die before I met you."
  • "I could go anywhere with you and I'd probably be happy."
  • "I mean, I really think you like me."
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 7)
  • "I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well."
  • "Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere."
  • "If she really knows the truth, she deserves you."
  • "Never again will I kiss you, never again will I want to."
  • "After today then there's nothing you owe me."
  • "I'm so glad that you came, I needed someone who loves me."
  • "Don't try to talk yourself into this love."
  • "You can't try to stay, you either will or you won't."
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry."
  • "I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now."
  • "I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave."
  • "I'm taking back what's mine."
  • "You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night."
  • "You're just a piece of meat to me."
  • "They say love grows, but I've only seen it die."
  • "I'm too young to feel like I'm runnin' out of time."
  • "I get so scared thinkin' I'll never get over you."
  • "Maybe I'll never get over you."
  • "I met someone new and now I'm scared to go all the way."
  • "I can't get through to you."
  • "I can calm you."
  • "I'm out of my mind; think you can wait?"
  • "I won't make trouble."
  • "I'll try, but I couldn't be better."
  • "Stay with me among the strangers."
  • "Hold on, what's the rush? We're not done, are we?"
  • "You can stay one more hour... can you stay one more hour?"
  • "You know I'm gonna find a way to let you have your way with me."
  • "You know I'm gonna find a time to catch your hand and make you stay."
  • "I'll be here when it's all done you know."
  • "What's the point in chasing if I can't enjoy your face?"
  • "I don't care what clothes you wear, it's time to love and I don't care."
  • "And if I was running, you'd be the one who I would be running to."
  • "I am not lying, I am just trying to find my way in to you."
  • "Love everything you do when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do."
  • "I wanna ride my bike with you."
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife."
  • "I wanna make you mine, but that's hard to say."
  • "Is this coming off in a cheesy way?"
  • "There's a little bit of heaven in everyone."
  • "Love will lead us all to smithereens."
  • "Everybody knows the world's about to end."
  • "I know those pretty actresses are calling your name."
  • "I'll be here waiting, I'll always be the same."
  • "You were supposed to be there by my side."
  • "When you say that you want me, I just don't believe it."
  • "You're always ready to give up."
  • "What if I need you, baby? Would you even try to save me?"
  • "I'm so sick of worrying that you're gonna quit over anything."
  • "Should I be scared?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet, how did love become so violent?"
  • "Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me."
  • "I'm so unprepared, I'm fucking scared."
  • "Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?"
  • "Have you given up?"
  • "I used to be a little bit shy."
  • "Speaking up to you about my emotions has always been hard."
  • "Don't let me stop you from doing what you want to do."
  • "Just don't pretend that you're into me."
  • "You tell me that I'm beautiful, but that could be a lie."
  • "What if I'm fallin' for a heartbreaker?"
  • "I'm always watchin' for someone to show their darker side."
  • "I was young, but I wasn't naive."
  • "My love for you was blind, but I couldn't make you see it."
  • "I loved you more than you'll ever know."
  • "A part of me died when I let you go."
  • "Chasing after you is like a fairytale."
  • "It’s all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love."
  • "I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone."
  • "I've made more mistakes than you can count."
  • "Are you too nervous to be lovers?"
  • "Friendship's ruined with just one kiss."
  • "I can't keep starin' at your mouth without wonderin' how it tastes."
  • "I'm with another boy and he tried to win my heart, but it's taken."
  • "I'm giving you the lead."
  • "I won't make the move, you must make the move."
  • "Don't second-guess your feelings, you were right from the start."
  • "I notice she's your lover, but she's nowhere near your heart."
  • "I think it's very dangerous if we do not take what's ours."
  • "I'm winning you with words because I have no other way."
  • "I'd love to look into your face without your eyes turning away."
  • "I’d call you up but I know you’re not alone."
  • "Maybe all that we were meant to be is beautifully unfinished."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish you’d go away."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish that you would stay."
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up."
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "Remember all the things we wanted?"
  • "All our memories, they're haunted."
  • "We were always meant to say goodbye."
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you, now I can't stop."
  • "You couldn't have loved me better, but I want you to move on."
  • "I know that you'll find another that doesn't always make you wanna cry."
  • "I love you enough to let you go."
  • "I grow fonder every day."
  • "God only knows why it's taken me so long to let my doubts go."
  • "I don't know why I'm scared, I've been here before."
  • "You never know if you never try to forgive your past and simply be mine."
  • "Will I ever know how it feels to hold you close?"
  • "I dare you to let me be your one and only."
  • "Give me the chance to prove that I'm the one."
  • "I know it ain't easy, giving up your heart."
  • "That basic bitch leaves finally."
  • "Was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "She’s getting on my nerves."
  • "You don’t love her."
  • "Loving her seems tiring."
  • "I know you don't think that I am trying."
  • "A girl like you is impossible to find."
  • "I always swore to you I'd never fall apart."
  • "I may have failed, but I have loved you from the start."
  • "I can tell how much you hate this and deep down inside you know it's killin' me."
  • "Nothing I can say would change anything."
  • "Such young love, but something in me knew that it was real."
  • "I live through pictures as if I was right there by your side."
  • "You’ll be good without me and if I could just give it some time, I’ll be alright."
  • "I didn't think it'd happen, but I guess it had to happen."
  • "I want you back here, can't you see?"
  • "Gonna take more than just time."
  • "I know I did you wrong, but now it's said and done and I'm sorry."
  • "Yeah I took and broke your heart and your world was torn apart, but I'm sorry."
  • "Touch me when the lights go off... but don't fall in love."
  • "Babe, there's something tragic about you, something so magic about you."
  • "There's something lonesome about you."
  • "You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away."
  • "I don't want to play no games."
  • "I'm tired of always chasing."
  • "I don't give a fuck about you anyways, whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "I wish I didn't care all the time."
  • "All I ever wanted was a simple way to get over you."
  • "I don't believe you when you say you don't need me anymore."
  • "Don't pretend to not love me at all."
  • "The passion's there so it's gotta be right, right?"
  • "Don't you ever say I just walked away, I will always want you."
  • "All you ever did was wreck me."
  • "I just wanted you to let me in."
  • "I thought you were my best friend."
  • "You're not the girl I once knew."
  • "It's such an evil thing to watch someone have jealousy."
  • "Nobody wins when you're full of envy."
  • "I was always happy when I was watchin' you become a star, but you were only happy when the world was openin' up my scars."
  • "You sold yourself for your fame."
  • "Did you really mean the words that you said?"
  • "Show me the truth."
  • "I should have told you, but I never had the courage and I thought you really wouldn’t understand."
  • "Tell me, are you who I thought you were or who I wanted you to be?"
  • "Why do I feel so deceived? Guess I believed what I wanted to believe."
  • "You're the only one who knows exactly what I mean." "You're not what I expected."
  • "You're the only one who knows how to handle me."
  • "You're such a great kisser and I know that you agree."
  • "I hope you can forgive me for that time when I put my hand between your legs and said it was small 'cause its really not at all."
  • "I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down just to keep you around, 'cause the day that you realize how amazing you are you're gonna leave me."
  • "I will not make the same mistakes that you did."
  • "I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery."
  • "Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me."
  • "You should have known better than to lean on me."