sorry bartholomew

  • Ozpin: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Everyone: [silence]
  • Port: I did. I broke it.
  • Ozpin: No, no you didn't. Qrow?
  • Qrow: Don't look at me. [pauses] Look at Jimmy.
  • Ironwood: What, I didn't break it.
  • Qrow: Huh, that's weird, how did you even know it was broken?
  • Ironwood: Because its sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Qrow: Suspicious.
  • Ironwood: No, it's not!
  • Oobleck: If it matters, probably not, Glynda was the last one to use it.
  • Glynda: Why? I don't even drink that crap.
  • Oobleck: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Glynda: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bartholomew!
  • Port: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Ozpin.
  • Ozpin: No, who broke it?
  • Ironwood: Ozpin, Merlot has been awfully quiet.
  • Merlot: REALLY?!
  • Everyone save Ozpin: [arguing]
  • Ozpin: [to the camera]I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. [silence] Good.
“Sorry?” Pt. 2

Originally posted by momomoon

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Authors Note: So here is part 2! I hope y’all enjoy! Also, this takes place before the season 3 finale. 

Warnings: minor swearing

Summary: Y/N and the team get to know each other a bit better. A situation comes up and Barry handles it. 

Word Count: 747

As Y/N watched from a short distance, she couldn’t help but think that Barry Allen was kind of cute. Almost as if he could tell what she was thinking, he turned to her and said, “Hey Y/N, come on over here and get to know your new team a bit better.” He smiled a warm smile and Y/N thought to herself, Gladly.

Y/N had spent a few weeks with team flash and had really gotten to know everyone. Iris and Caitlin had taken an immediate liking to her and they became fast friends. As Y/N was training, Cisco calls over the comms. 

“Guys, we have a situation.” He says nervously. Y/N stops hitting the punching bag and runs out to the cortex. Barry was already there, obviously, and was waiting for the rest of the team to get there. 

“Alright Cisco,” Barry said as Julian and H.R. walked in, “What are we up against?” 

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  • Ozpin: We are gathered here today to witness the union of two... people in the holy... bla bla, words I don't remember.
  • Ozpin: Anyway. Do you, Bartholomew Oobleck, take this thermos weapon thing to be your—
  • Glynda: *barges in, pissed look on her face* What is going on here?
  • Everyone: *gasp*
  • Oobleck: It's not what it looks like!
  • Glynda: It's exactly what it looks like! You're marrying COFFEE and a WEAPON!
  • Ruby: What's so wrong with marrying a weapon? *holds close Crescent Rose*

cause i’m weak and cause they deserve a break
part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |6 | 7 | 8
yep, you can use them just put credits

  • How the teachers decided who was going on the Search and Destroy mission
  • Ozpin: Now comes the time where our little hunters and huntresses in training shadow a trained hunter or huntress to learn more about the life.
  • Glynda: Yes, this is a crucial time for them-
  • Oobleck: Okay so this is great and all, but you still haven't answered my question Glyn. What would you do if Port's eyebrows became sentient and began attacking people?
  • Ozpin:
  • Glynda:
  • Oobleck:
  • Glynda: Are you serious right now? We're talking about a crucial training point for our students and you're asking if I would fight Port's eyebrows if they ever became sentient.
  • Oobleck: Yes.
  • Glynda: I will repeat my own question; are you fucking serious?
  • Oobleck: Glyn, I've never been more serious in my entire life ever.
  • Glynda:
  • Oobleck:
  • Glynda:
  • Oobleck:
  • Glynda: Wow that's so great of you to offer to take students to the South East for the Search and Destroy mission!
  • Oobleck: Wait what-
  • Glynda: I mean, the place is practically crawling with Grimms. Most of the teachers are frightened of that place. Honestly, I thought that one was going to Port for sure.
  • Port: Well actually-
  • Glynda: But I'm so glad there's a little change in schedule and you are going to lead the mission yourself. I'm sorry if this is /inconvenient/ in any way.
  • Ozpin:
  • Glynda:
  • Port:
  • Oobleck:
  • Oobleck: Yeah, okay, but would you-
  • <At this point Glynda launches Oobleck out of the window while teachers from the other schools watch in abject horror>
  • Ozpin: <Grabs Oobleck's coffee and takes a sip> Well now that that's all settled, who wishes to take on the civilian duty missions?

Kiss Cam (AO3)

Prompt: The Kiss Cam lands on Cas and his date, but the date is busy on the phone and won’t kiss him.  The Kiss Cam comes back a again and Cas’ date still ignores him.  The third time the Kiss Cam comes back and the date is still acting like a jackass, the home team’s mascot (played by Dean) throws a drink on the jerk and carries Cas away.

Castiel didn’t particularly want to go to a basketball game but Bartholomew had insisted, saying he wouldn’t go anywhere else. As soon as that had popped out of the blonde boy’s mouth, Castiel had immediately disliked him and nearly ran straight back home. But he promised Anna he would go through with at least one date.

So far, in Castiel’s opinion, it’s been going fantastic because Bartholomew has been on his phone the entire time and hasn’t said a word to him. Although he does have his arm around Castiel’s chair much to his discomfort. They’re in front row seats, which to be honest Castiel thinks is a waste considering Bartholomew isn’t paying attention and Castiel has no idea what the rules even are.

Castiel’s been trying to pick up on the game by himself but he keeps getting distracted by the home team’s mascot, who’s running and jumping around like a mad dog, as well as the kiss cam that he seemingly finds quite amusing.

Suddenly a loud sound goes off and all of the players are running off to the side of the field. It must be what they call half-time then, Castiel deducts. Even the mascot is running over taking his large tiger head off to get a drink. For a minute or so he busies himself ogling the boy inside the mascot because wow he’s been blessed with some seriously good looks, but then the person next to him is nudging him and pointing up at the big screen.

His mouth nearly falls wide open when he sees that himself and Bart are up on the screen. For the kiss cam. Great. However, the crowd seems to be cheering and yelling at them to do it, so Castiel promptly decides that one kiss couldn’t hurt and turns to nudge Bart next to him.

“What?” Bartholomew asks, seemingly annoyed that he is being interrupted.

“We’re on the kiss cam.” Castiel replies, pointing towards the screen. Bartholomew scoffs.

“Don’t be ridiculous, Castiel. I’m not kissing you.” he retorts and then he’s back on the phone blabbering away.

The crowd starts booing and Castiel feels slightly embarrassed but when the kiss cam flicks to someone else he feels a wave of relief wash over him. He starts fiddling with his jacket zip to help make his burning cheeks calm down but he’s interrupted when the crowd starts cheering extra loudly and he looks up to his horror to see they are on the big screen again. 

Castiel nearly bangs his head on the rail in front of him but decides to try once more, so he lightly nudges the blonde boy again hoping that this time he will just comply.

“What is it, Castiel?” he barks, making Castiel flinch slightly.

“I’m sorry, Bartholomew but it’s just that we’re up on the screen again.” Bartholomew rolls his eyes.

“I’m not kissing you, Castiel.” and then he’s angling his body away and rambling back to whoever is on the other side of his call. 

The crowd boos again and Castiel honestly wishes that he could just sink down into the floor and never surface again. Surely the half time is nearly over and the crowd can be distracted by something else other than his humiliating failure at an attempt for a kiss. But the players are still in their huddles, talking quietly in front of them.

And then, if things couldn’t get any worse, the crowd cheers loudly once more and Castiel’s cheeks are on fire when he looks up to see that himself and Bartholomew are on the screen again. Why don’t they realise that Bartholomew is a lost cause and won’t kiss him? Why is this happening?

He takes a deep breath and jabs at Bartholomew for the third time who, much to Castiel’s frustration, outright ignores him and only bats Castiel’s hand away. The crowd boos once more so he turns to the front and sinks slightly down in his chair but suddenly the home team’s mascot, the one he’d been ogling, Castiel notes, is in front of them and before he can do anything, the boy is throwing a drink onto Bartholomew.

As soon as it hits the blonde boy he just erupts, swearing and yelling at the other boy standing in front of them. Castiel is frozen in place as he watches the one sided yelling match that is going on before him, but all of a sudden there’s a warm fluffy arm under his knees and another around his shoulders and he’s being hoisted up from his chair.

He whips his head around to see that it’s the mascot who’s picked him up and is now carrying him away from one furious Bartholomew and out onto the court. Castiel clings to him, wrapping his arms around the boy’s neck. Up close Castiel can now see that the boy is even more beautiful. He has lovely, green eyes and cute little freckles dotted all over his face. 

“Sorry about that. Just didn’t like the way he was treating a gorgeous guy like yourself.” the boys says, winking at him with a large grin on his face. Castiel blushes furiously and looks away. Did that just happen? Did he just call him gorgeous? Castiel thinks he might faint.

“I’m Dean by the way.” he says, stopping them in the middle of the court.

“Um…I’m C-Castiel.” Dean gives hims the warmest smile and Castiel insides just melt.

“So, Castiel. How would you finally like to get that kiss?” Castiel’s eyebrows furrow in confusion.

“What do you mean?” he asks, tilting his head slightly. Dean flicks his head slightly, motioning towards the big screen. Castiel finally looks up to see that the kiss cam is pointed at Dean and Castiel in the centre of the court. Oh.

“What do you say? Because I think you deserve one after all that.” Dean says, lifting an eyebrow. Castiel can’t help himself. He leans forward and smashes their lips together. Dean’s lips send a rush of warmth through his body, making him shiver in Dean’s arms.

After a moment of being lost in Dean’s lips, he realises that the crowd is cheering and even the players who are just running back on the field are whistling and slapping Dean on the back. 

His cheeks are on fire again but when he pulls away and sees Dean smiling at him with a twinkle in his beautiful green eyes he can’t help but think that it was all worth it.