sorry akane

who would win in a fistfight: you vs. characters from 999

ace: he would probably win due to his strength and size advantage, but you should challenge him to a fistfight anyway, just on the off chance that you win. also, he is easy to confuse if you just wear different clothes. if you do that, then you would win the fistfight handily 

snake: if you’re punching him for no reason, you would probably win since he can’t fucking see you. if you’re punching him after hurting his sister in any way, you would lose the fist fight within 0.005 seconds

santa: has a six pack and a secret gun and is very angry. you would not win in a fistfight

clover: might be small, but is full of unbridled rage at all times and will immediately sock you in the jaw without thinking first. you would not win in a fistfight

junpei: hands down, you would win a fistfight against junpei, as he is a weak and scrawny nerd. you wouldnt even have to fight him, you can just tie his shoelaces together when he’s not looking

akane: though you would almost definitely win in a fistfight against her if you’re in a timeline where she has not fought you before, she will probably just jump to another timeline after beating you and use all your tactics against you. you would probably not win in a fist fight, unless you expose her to fire, in which case you would still probably not win in the end even if you win the fistfight because she will trap you on a boat and threaten to kill you

seven: he’s a fucking cop. you would not win in a fistfight

lotus: though her big bazongas might seem to get in the way, she is actually angry constantly and is ready to punch out anyone, at any time, for any reason, especially if you threaten her. you would not win in a fistfight 

9th man: he dies if you look at him wrong. you win the fistfight with little to no effort

anonymous asked:

is it bad that i want to see more of trainer!hajime's adventures with komaeda as a ninetales and the naegis?

pokémon trainer akane wants to battle with her incineroar! er… wants to.

murhaprinsessa  asked:

👀+ Sadamitsu, ¿Te gustaria que Akane tuviera hijos contigo?

SEND MY MUSE “👀 + A QUESTION” AND THEY’LL HAVE TO ANSWER WITH 100% HONESTY 🌟 @murhaprinsessa

Miró fijamente al interrogador —¿Y de qué me sirven esas criaturas que sólo sirven para chillar? Ella sólo me necesita a mí. —aunque, tal vez podía tener un par, para usarlos como esclavos.

anonymous asked:

Hey, sorry to bother but can I have some Leon positivity? And Akane? Im sorry if thats too much but it has been a really bad week and I need something nice and again im sorry you dont have to do it if you dont want to

Keep your head up, darlin’, look how far you’ve come!!