sorry about the word retard there

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Ok so I have a hc that after Amanda booted Kim off the cheerleading team she took up some other after school sport. You she where this is heading right?? THATS RIGHT TRIMBERLY FIGHT AT A SOCCER GAME AU with some Jason X Billy. I honestly don’t know where this came from but I hope you enjoy :))))) warning: some homophobia and language.
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Trini hated mornings like these. Mornings where she had to get up at 7 am just cause her stupid, beautiful girlfriend had a soccer game. The mornings were made even worse when she missed breakfast, and seeing as she was already late, she knew it was going to be a bad day.

“God why did have to date a soccer player?,” Trini grumbled as she got out of bed.

A knocking at her window disrupted her grumpy brooding.

“Hey yellow.” Trini recognized the voice instantly. A pair of strong arm wrapped around her middle. Kim pecked Trini softly on the cheek.

“Aren’t you supposed to be at your game?” Trini asked.

Kim got a mischievous look in her eye,

“Well I was on my way when I remembered a certain cute ranger.”

“Why are you talking about Billy like that?” Kim laughed at her girlfriends sarcasm.

“Come on crazy girl we’re gonna be late for my game.” Kim teased.

“It’s only funny when you call me that.” Trini retorted.

Kim smiled lazily back at her. “Don’t let Zack hear you.”

Together the girls rode to the school in Kimberly’s pink jeep listening to seventeen by Alessia Cara.
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The game was coming to the end of the second quarter. The angel grove team was losing by 5 points. Trini watched from the bleachers as her girl played forward center.

“God she’s terrible isn’t she,” Trini felt her blood boil as she recognized the god awful voice as none other than Kimberly’s old cheer friends.

“It’s a miracle she can even run with those chicken legs of hers,” the girls laughed.

Trini turned to the girls so fast it was a miracle she didn’t get whiplash.

“What the fuck are you looking at dyke?” Amanda sneered.

“I think I’m looking at the girl who’s about to have two black eyes if she doesn’t shut the hell up,” Trini snapped.

Amanda looked taken aback for a moment before her dog like snarl etched itself back onto her face.

“Or what,” she retorted “are you gonna punch my tooth out like your little girlfriend did to poor Tye.” Amanda laughed at her remark.

Trini was two seconds away from punching Amanda square in the jaw when she felt someone’s hand on her shoulder. Trini turned to see Billy and the boys. Billy turned to Amanda with a look in his eye that Trini had only seen when they were fighting Rita in their zords.

Billy spoke calmly and slowly.

“Please stop talking about Kimberly like that and leave Trini alone.”

Amanda looked at Billy as she sized him up. She took a step closer.
“Are you and your boyfriend going to make me? God are all five you you fags?” Amanda looked incredibly bored at the situation.

“I can’t believe Kimberly had to resort to hanging with a retarded kid, a lesbian, the school disappointment, and the stupid Asian.”

Billy looked down in fear. Jason’s face had never resembled his suit more. Zack looked like he was one second away from killing someone. Trini actually wanted to murder Amanda.

“God the only thing worse that you four losers the other dyke on the field.” Amanda spit her words out.

“WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Trini yelled before tackling Amanda to the ground. The boys tried to get between them before Trini yelled at them to stay back.
Unfortunately for Trini Amanda was still taller than her and unsurprisingly flexible. They wrestled around on the ground for a minute before Amanda finally pinned Trini to the ground and threw a punch to her face. Trini’s nose started bleeding almost instantly. Before she could throw another punch Amanda was on her back and Trini had unleashed her fury on the head cheerleader. Amanda got up before Trini could throw anymore punches to her now bruising face. Amanda threw a swift kick to Trini’s head. Trini saw stars colluding her vision. Before the fight could continue they heard someone shout.

“GET OFF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU ASSHOLE!” Both girls turned and saw a blur of short black hair head straight for Amanda.

“You can make fun of me all you want but NEVER touch her!” Kimberly shoved Amanda into the bleachers. The fight was over as soon as it started. The coach pulled Kimberly off Amanda before yelling at her.

“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT HART?!” Coach looked from Kim to Amanda to Trini.

“WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME. YOU CAN’T JUST RUN OFF THE FIELD BECAUSE SOMEONE IS PICKING A FIGHT WITH YOUR GIRL.” Kim looked back at coach with equal vigor.

“YOU’RE BANNED FROM THE TEAM FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON!” Coached barked at her.

Coach suddenly turned to Amanda.
“AND YOU! YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS YOU’RE OFF THE CHEER SQUAD FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON!”

Amanda stomped away in a fury muttering something about coach that was definitely not school appropriate.

The Rangers piled into Kim’s car without another word.
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Billy was the first one to break the silence.

“Kim I’m sorry we got you kicked off the soccer team.” Kim sighed in frustration.

“It’s ok Billy, it’s just a sport.” Billy smiled at Kim from he back seat.
Jason turned down to Billy and put an arm around his shoulders.

“Babe I’m sorry about what Amanda said. You’re not retarded, you’re the smartest guy I know.” Jason pecked Billy on his cheek.
Billy was blushing shyly now. Kim dropped the boys off by the entrance to the mine.

Trini hadn’t said a word the entire ride. Kim pulled up to her driveway and she and Trini made there way inside. Kimberly took a look at Trini’s face and pulled her into the bathroom.

“Hey,” she spoke softly “Trini look at me.” Trini looked up and immediately regretted it. As soon as she stared into those deep brow eyes she knew she was sunk.

“KimI'msorryigotyoukickedofftheteambutAmandawasbeingsuchabitchandand,” Kimberly silenced Trini with a kiss. Kim brought her hand up and caressed the cut on Trini’s lip.

“Calm down babe it’s ok. I think Amanda deserved it.” Trini breathed a sigh of relief.

“Besides,” Kim went on “It was hot to see you defend me like that.” Trini laughed into Kim’s hand.

Kimberly took the first aid kit and cleaned Trini’s cuts and bruises.

Kim whispered into Trini’s lips.

“My hero.”
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THE END

Here, have a post about what Sangwoo says after pouring porridge in Chapter 2 because that was a surprisingly difficult translation to explain… This is a long post.

I will also say that I am translating things that you will never learn in a structured Korean class. I am translating them because it is a part of the language as it is used colloquially and in the comic. This post contains an explanation of expletives and ableist slurs, but I ask that you do not read this post with the intent to use them. They are important in understanding a language, but there is never a need to use them.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! About your Villainous post /161040434395/ The word "retarded" is ableist, it means offensive to persons with mental illness. For describing Demencia's energetic behaviour, you can use other words as "perky" and "frenetic".

Oh… Sorry if you got offended. It wasn’t my intention

matched with a guy who was cute,  totally my type. had some surprisingly decent conversations for a few weeks and we planned to meet up soon. he invited me fairly last minute to a small comedy show, at a venue he knew i had never been to. never the one to make assumptions about who’s paying for what, i brought cash to buy a ticket at the door  (where i live at least, most small events are pay at the door).

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CLEARING FEW THINGS ABOUT NS

1. IT WASNT IMPOSSIBLE FOR NS TO BECOME CANON AFTER FAKE CONFESSION

True,Naruto might have repulsed Sakura and by the time she was thinking Sasuke is the only one she loves sexually and that Naruto told himself its over.

Well why did he call her his GF.Why did he still mention Sakura to her mother that he is still trying real hard?Why did Kishi give so many moments which hinted NS?Why did he purposely put him say POAL which we thought he made because HE LOVES HER?WHY MENTION IT THEN?He couldve just said-“Im gonna save Sasuke for myself because he is my brother”,BUT NOO,Kishi decided to mention NS POAL. SO WTF? LOLxD

I mean it was basically in a way saying"Sakura,I wont accept this confession because I think I didnt trully make you fall for me willingly!But I will still keep fighting for your heart!“

OH AND THIS CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT WHICH PROVES IT COULDVE STILL GONE CANON–"TALES OF GUTSY NINJA” CONCEPT.

In it Tsuyu(Sakura) loves Renge(Sasuke) till the very end of novel.She says she would give everything for him!She tells this to her teacher Shuu(Kakashi).Then she is told by Shuu to rethink who gives her most happiness and future she wants?THATS RIGHT SHE SAW NARUTO AND SHE FELL FOR HIM AT THE END OF STORY AND MOVED ON FROM RENGE!

AND TRUST ME IF IN CANON MANGA SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT FOREHEAD AND HAD NARUTO HIMSELF SAY DIRECTLY “I LOVE YOU” I DOUBT SHE WOULD STAY BLAND!SHE WOULD 100% RETHINK.

AND GUESS THE ENDING OF NOVEL?THATS RIGHT! RENGE(SASUKE)BECAME GOOD PERSON WHO HELPED OTHERS BUT HE DIDNT END WITH TSUYU(SAKURA),SHE WENT TO NARUTO!EVEN THOUGH THROUGH NOVEL NARUTO KNEW SHE WAS ALL IN FOR RENGE(SASUKE)

If Kishi wanted he couldve changed her mind easily AND NO-It wouldnt be weird or disgusting for her to realize she was in love with Naruto in the last 3 chapters even after her confession to Sasuke because Datababooks,movies,SJ merchandise ALL PROVED she had all emotions already for both boys,just didnt understand it!!!

AND JUNKO HERSELF OBVIOUSLY EXPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

Oh and use that word NH/SS use to “its all about context,dont put Junko-san in it”.

Well sorry she expected 100% NS however you turn it!And every NH/SS fan who infiltrates NS tag and calls NS retards,salty people,delusional idiots,people who cant read DOES also basically call Junko that names BECAUSE SHE DID READ MANGA LIKE A NS FAN-MEANING HER BRAIN TURNS OUT DIDNT HAVE READING CAPABILITIES LIKE ANY NS FAN YOU MENTION.

PSA: what people say and what they should say

“I’m so antisocial!!" 

antisocial refers to the mental disease that has to deal with manipulating others, having a lack of empathy, and violating others. It usually correlated with criminal acts. 

do you mean asocial?

asocial refers to the lack of motivation to be with others or to prefer to be by yourself. 

"I’m so OCD about that!!”

OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) refers to the mental disease in which people become obsessed with a specific thing, and compulsively act upon it. It’s usually portrayed in the media as someone who thinks about germs and whatnot (obsessive) and cannot stand it if they cannot clean (compulsion). 

do you mean organized? 

being organized refers to having things function in a formal and unified way. 

“sorry, I’m just being retard!!" 

retardation refers to the mental disease in which a person has significant impaired cognitive functioning skills. Deprived it’s original meaning, to delay, mental retardation can delay speech development, also causing difficulty in social, memory, problem solving, and self-care skills. 

do you mean being an ignorant ass?

ignorant ass refers to anyone who thinks its okay to use the word retard as a synonym for stupid. 

Leafy Rant

seems like all the drama has been settled, but i’d just like to give my opinion on it.

All the people that have made a video about this and “stayed neutral” always pointed out the wrongs in LEAFY, but no wrongs in H3H3′s argument and then they have the nerve to say they’re staying neutral and that they’re not favoring one over the other. Shut the fuck up, I can see it from space that you’re stepping onto H3H3′s side and praising his side of the story and completely ignoring Leafy’s. Hell, this even goes the other way around in RARE cases.

I have to give my props to home boy Pyrocynical, for actually STAYING NEUTRAL and pointing out the wrongs in both stories.

  • “Now Leafy made a video about an autistic guy.” YES, ETHAN. Make it look like he just knew the guy was fucking autistic and that he attacked him. Calvin didn’t know poor Tom was autistic; and if he did he definitely wouldn’t have made a video about him.


  •  “Now, it might seem like I’m throwing Leafy under the bus…” Yeah, it does look like you’re throwing him under a bus. Mostly because y’all are “friends” and literally do the exact same kind of content - but you decide to criticize him for the kind of content he makes and make it look as though HE MADE PEOPLE send Tom death threats when he didn’t. At least not intentionally.


  • “He attacks kids. Pick on someone your own size Leafy!” Those kids he picks on? They make millions of dollars and they’re WAY bigger and more well known than Calvin is. You think MattyB cares if some 20-year-old dude made a video about him? Hell no! That kid could buy Calvin’s YouTube channel if he wanted, so why would he, Mark or Jacob even care? They can just rap their ABCs lmao


  • Yes, Calvin did fuck up and he generally feels sorry for the discomfort his words and the death threats caused to Tommy. He definitely could have done more research but he was blinded by the fact another youtuber already criticized Tom.


  •  It’s not Calvin’s fault that 45% of his fanbase is filled with retards who take it upon themselves to threaten the said YouTuber(s) in the videos. They think Calvin is seriously calling out on these people and they just go to their channels and spread the not-at-all-positive vibes.


 It’s not bullying, it’s satire comedy. Crude, dark humor. Some people really don’t understand that and it doesn’t even take a genius to see that h3h3 and Leafy are doing the exact same thing but to different kinds of people. Ethan surely takes a different approach to it but in the end it’s all the same.

P.S: I love Ethan’s content but the fact he was trying to get people to pile hate on Pyrocynical for no reason is really making him look fucked up to me.

P.P.S: Gg for trying to get people to expose Pyrocynical, a channel that is way smaller than yours.

They get blamed and pushed around, so who’s the fucking villain now?

rant over.

go give Tommy some love, he deserves it. congratulate him on 100k and do something nice.

Sparkling

Apparently Stephenie Meyers had not read many vampire books before writing Twilight. Vampire Lestat was an exception and Meyers probably took the vampire tips from Anne Rice - special skin, extraordinary beauty, no need of, well, toilet - but Rice was not impressed. She noted:

”Lestat and Louis feel sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun. They would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high school over and over again in a small town — anymore than they would hurt the physically disabled or the mentally challenged. My vampires possess gravitas. They can afford to be merciful.”

Hm, I´m not sure what to think about that, as a sister of a mentally disabled woman. I´m happy she uses the words “mentally disabled” instead of “retard” and notices that her vampires would not hurt them, but oh, her mocking “How pathetic!” tone.

And all that sparkling? Well, Dracula would feel sorry for the vampires who burn in the sun. Vampire rules change. Personally I prefer the vampires who walk happily in the sunlight, fear garlic, like the graveyards and old, ruining castles.