sorry about the really short quote

anonymous asked:

Ermm could you write some Analogical fluff with Virgil and Logan playing video games?? Maybe Virgil is stuck on a level, and Logan is surprisingly good at it, cos it's all about strategy and problem solving?

I actually had written this tiny thing before coming back and reading this ask, so It isn’t a pairing at all. Just a little moment. It’s also suuuuper short. 

Ok… So I got this ask sooo long ago (I’m sorry!) But it got buried in my box o’ things. Sooooo It’s here now! I actually really love this idea.


           "GRAH!“ Virgil suddenly yelled. Startling Logan behind him. Logan looked up from his novel and watched Virgil for a moment. Ah. He is playing that video game again. They had gotten that… What had Virgil called it? The.. new Nintendo thing. Logan didn’t have the time for all this video game nonsense. He watched the screen for a few moments. He was some sort of.. Orange shirtless creature in blue jeans? Why are these things so strange? Virgil was trying to jump from platform to platform and collect.. Apples? Mangoes? Why do people do this?

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I went on this weird recruitment drive, in my own head. I’d heard that he’d (Colin) joined this band that I’d left. And I felt really sorry for him, because he was playing bass but he only had a really short lead. So I put him down on the list. And I knew his brother was this big genius, but a bit younger. And I’d heard there was this really great drummer, bit older. Was trying to find out who he was. And Ed [O’Brien] was walking around like he was in the Smiths, so obviously he was gonna join…
—  Thom Yorke about Radiohead
8

“It’s possible for one never to transgress a single law 

and still be a bastard. 

And vice versa.

Charles Xavier Request: “You’re not jealous, are you professor?”

Request: Hi, can you write an imagine about professor charles xavier and a student reader? they fall for each other but couldnt say anthing because of the school rules and when some other guy asks her out charles get jealous and fluff?? pleassse thank youu <3

Hello my lovely! So I don’t know if it’s my best work, but I’ve tried to give it a real go… And I tried to like, full on inject the fluff but Idk, but I should stop dissing it and like, let you make your own decisions but the request is lovely and I did love it and it was fun writing it :) Also, I’ve used this quote at the end that I love that goes:

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous” - Ingrid Bergman (I just needed to reference her so I’m not stealing anything)

Happy Reading!

~Tab

Also: y/l/n=your last name (sorry, i don’t know the conventional short hand for that, what people usually use, so that’s my best guess XP)

Charles stood in front of the class, spewing meaningless words about science and various mutant-related topics. You tried to concentrate, you really did, but you were right next to the window. Outside looked extremely inviting… you didn’t want to particularly go outside, but you definitely wanted to stare at it. It was incredibly scenic. The way the trees moved ever so slightly with the breeze but always stayed planted solidly…. good metaphor for living your life, you thought. Go with the breeze but always stay firmly planted in your roots… if they were good solid roots…. definitely change your roots if they were homophobic or racist or something…. You shook your head and looked down at your page.
“Glad to see we’re coming out of our daze, miss y/l/n” Charles said from the front. You raised your eyebrows. So now you were miss y/l/n…. you smiled.
“Sorry professor, genetics are fascinating… usually…” you smirked. Charles rolled his eyes.
“Please make sure to pay attention in class, y/n” You smiled and Charles looked away, though you could see he was also trying to hide a smile. You two had been dating for nearly 6 months, though in secret. There were certain policies, this being a school and Charles being a teacher. Teachers and students? Nuh uh. They weren’t allowed… apparently. Which was ridiculous in this case! You were old enough to make your own decisions! You rolled your eyes and looked to your page that was half-filled with notes from when you were concentrating. You shrugged internally, you’d just ask Charles what you’d missed later and maybe have a late-night-1-on-1-tutoring-session, which admittedly would be more snuggling then tutoring but that was ok by you. You heard the shutting of the textbook from the front which meant Charles had finished his lecture. He was always so dramatic, he liked to finish that way. You started packing up your books, ready to head off to whatever the next class was. One of the guys in your year started walking up to you. You were shoving all your textbooks haphazardly into your backpack so barely noticed him until he was right next to you, clearing his throat.
“Huh?” You turned around to face him, just zipping up your bag at the same time. You slipped it on your back. You recognised the guy from around, he was a pretty nice bloke, really sweet, but other than that you didn’t really know too much about him.
“Hey, y/n…. I was just wondering… uh… would… would you… maybe like to go out some time? I mean like… on a date…. maybe… maybe not. It wouldn’t have to be a date…. but I’m really asking ‘cause I’d like to date you…. I’m going to shush now.” He laughed awkwardly and rubbed the back of his neck.
“Uh…. hey…. I…. well….” you started, trying to say ‘look, sorry, I have a boyfriend’ without saying that because you and Charles were a secret… gosh this was tough.
“Look, I’d love to and all but I can’t, I’m so sorry… I just… can’t have a boyfriend right now is all… I just need to get to a place in my life where I’m happy with myself, but… that was super sweet of you to ask and all and you seem like a lovely guy…. I’m so sorry.” You rubbed the back of your own neck awkwardly, looking at the floor. You swallowed hard, waiting for him to reply.
“Nah, it’s alright. I get it… thanks for not being too harsh though.” He laughed, and you joined in.
“Oh, I coulda been super harsh, I mean, there’s just so much for me to harsh on!” You laughed and he joined.
“Well, see you around y/n” he said, shaking his head but still smiling.
You laughed and turned slightly. There was a slightly disgruntled looking Charles, just looking at you, one eyebrow slightly raising.
“So much to harsh on? A place in my life where I’m happy with myself? That was super sweet of you?” Charles repeated back the phrases slowly, like he was trying to process them. You walked down to him.
“Well, you know professor, I can’t really have a boyfriend right now…” You smirked at him.
“Oh… that’s a shame… I better just like…. let you get on to your next class then.” He shrugged.
“Or… I could stay here?” You asked. Charles smiled.
“Maybe…. maybe I’d let you do that.”
“You never let me do that!”
“Well…..” You furrowed your brow, thinking.
“You’re jealous! You were totally jealous that he asked me out!” You exclaimed.
“Can you blame me?!” Charles exclaimed with an equal amount of force behind his words as your own exasperated ones. You rolled your eyes at him, moving fully over to him and kissing him fully.
“I only like you, you daft sod!” You said as you pulled away. He pecked your lips again.
“Good. Because I only like you too… in fact, I’d go as far as to say I love you.” He leaned in and pecked your lips again but you pulled away in shock.
“You love me?” You asked.
“Of course!… you daft sod” he teased. Tears welled up in your eyes slightly.
“I love you too Charles.” You said, truly meaning every word. Charles looked at a loss for what to say as he looked at you in shock as well. You didn’t have any other words either. There was a moment of complete silence as you both realised the true weight of the words and how the other thought of you and you just leaned in and kissed him again. Someone once said a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Whoever said that couldn’t have been more right.

Hangover Cure

Pairing: SamxReader

Word count: 653

Warnings: Smut, cursing, that about it there really is no plot it’s just smut (I mean what did you expect?)

A/N: This is my entry for @impala-dreamer and @idreamofhazel ‘s “Sammy Says” writing challenge. My quote was “Is it a kinky thing?” I changed it ever so slightly but it’s pretty much the same idea. I’m sorry it’s so short but with finals and everything I really didn’t have time. I’m surprised I got through this much lol. Also this was my first and probably only time writing Sam. It was weird. Also sorry this is so late I kept forgetting to post it. 

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The world came crashing into your conscious as you woke. Your face was stuck to the pillow and the sheets were tangled in between your legs. It had been a long night, the pain throbbing in your forehead proved that. You were up late and had one too many drinks with Dean. Damn that man can drink. You thought you were heavy on the booze sometimes but you had nothing on him.

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So I admit freely I am in love with Newt Scamander and I got the fanfiction bite to write him.

I was watching Hercules and the song I won’t say I’m in love came on and suddenly an idea hit me.

Newt and Reader. Both not wanting to admit feelings, reader gets jealous but so does Newt on a night out. The music lyrics in the fanfic kind of describing the situations…

Then at the end of it all they admit love. Then just pure smut…

Of course this will be a long very lengthy fanfic cause I am terrible at writing short ones lol sorry…. I get too into it sometimes.

I am horrible and will burn for this but I really wanted to know if anyone would be interested in this? I have not written anything in a few years but I would love to write this out.

Any prompts, ideas or quotes will help! I just am shy about my writing.

UPDATE: IT IS UP.

Would someone be interested?

Cause fuck it I made some new rwbabies of different ships cause why not. Not much on them rn but I can say who is who, their look, and some other shit. But ye. Under the Cut after a few. Sorry for typos on my phone.


Sunflowyr:

-Dawn Xiao Long-12, short black hair, purple/pink eyes. Debating on having her not really caring about gender (so being on the like non-binary/agender area) and doesn’t mind ant pronoun but most people still just call her she (like Haruhi from Ouran HS), grows to 5'8", Bi. Dates Holly Schnee.

Sun name to match my headcanon of first born Xiao Longs naming their first born after the Sun.


Huo Xiao Long-9, short blond hair with some pink, red eyes. Cis Male. Aro/Ace. Older twin by 3 mins. Grows to 5'10

Name is Chinese for fire.


Xue Xiao Long-9, short blond hair with some pink, red eyes. Cis Male. Gay. Dates Brook Vasilias. Younger twin by 3 mins. Grows to 5'10


Name is Chinese for snow.


Ladybug:

Gris Rose-Belladonna-12, short black hair, silver eyes, black cat ears that turn grey towards the top. Cis Male, grows to 5'9", Gay. Dates River Vasilias.

Name is French for Grey.


Noir Rose-belladonna-10, meduim length black hair, blue eyes, black cat ears. Cis Female. Pan. Unknown who she ends up with. Grows to 5'6"


Name is French for Black.


Roux Rose-belladonna-6, long black hair with red ends, silver eyes, black cat tail with red tip. Cis Female. Grows to 5'8", Poly. Dates Jasper Nikos.


Name is French for Red.

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There’s a new thing, a new dream, freshly threaded seams.
Get woke fam, or something like that,
a frame of reference that your best at
Oh shit, that’s solid as shit, I mean but really, it’s a bit soggy i’m sorry.
Don’t worry, well, maybe.
Walk into the coursework and speak bleakly about the
dense aromatics bending the beams systematically
Automagically antagonize the protagonist.
Tell them off, give them what-were and the who-when.
Tell them why you…..
— 

Skylar Evergreen

theblackclowreed  asked:

I'm really sorry for this in advance, but I recently saw one of your (old) vines and the question bugged me all night, even after getting high: are you the short guy from Game of Thrones? Again I apologize and am in no way attempting to be malicious, I'm genuinely curious. Thank you, and I hope you have a great day/evening!!

Everything about this ask is hilarious, and also utterly puzzling. I am a 5"6 30-yr-old Swedish woman with no experience at all of having a leading role in high-budget television dramas. Also I’ve never made any vines. I’m thinking maybe you sent the ask to the wrong person?

Got tagged by @morally-ambiguous-llama thanks a bunch~

1.) Tag 9 people you want to know more about: 

ok yanno i tried picking out peeps for this stuff for half an hour nd i really cant get enough together, im so sorry, ive got no idea who of my mutuals/followers r ok with that nd i’m screami (just do it if u wanna nd r a mutual/friendo of mine)

2.) BOLD those statements that are true for you

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super-saiyan-senpai  asked:

This may come as an out of the blue request, but I saw your work of Zaeed Massani wearing a black short sleeve shirt showing off his tattoo. I’ve thought about getting at least his half sleeve actually tattooed on myself for years now, but I could never find good enough concept art to take to a tattoo artist. You have the most SPOT ON concept of his tattoo and I would like to request a quote for a commission of getting just the tattooed pattern laid out. Thanks for your time!

i haven’t done art commissions for a few years now, sorry!

that said, my knowledge of 3d media is really limited, but i would guess zaeed’s tattoo is painted onto the texture that they use for his ingame model. if you could get your hands on that extracted texture - maybe someone with a copy of the game and some 3d software? - you could theoretically see the whole thing laid out for an artist to work with. assuming that’s possible, it would get you the most accurate version out there!

I was tagged by @margheritart. Sorry for the huge delay and thank you!

1ST RULE: Tag users you would like to know better: @galacticlust, @krijgsonthaal, @xarealact, @ladyalleta and anyone who wants to do this;

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller (not really sure about my height)
I wear glasses (not all the time)
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing (took all of them out)
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair 
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people (I like meeting new people sometimes, sure, I just don’t love it)
People tell me that I’m funny (sarcasm is my finest skill)
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner  
I can draw well
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else (used to be at 2 orchestras and 1 choir at the same time)
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION
I do or have done martial arts (for a very short time)

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event 
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts (Snarky Puppy and Jacob Collier, what can I say…)

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship
I have a crush on a celebrity
I have a crush on someone I know (”crush” to me means “mild interest”… I know no love emotions)
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the United States
There is snow right now where I live
I have hung out with a friend in the past month (I guess? I almost never go out with my friends, the friendship title is still there though)
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

RANDOM:

I have breakdanced (a very unfortunate event)
I know a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now  
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life 
I speak at least 2 languages
I have made a new friend in the past year

I asked if you were okay,
You said, “I don’t know.”
It was 2am and I understood you were having a bad time again,
I know how you get every once in a while,
You sit in your room shaking because your thoughts get the best of you sometimes,
But you refuse to ask anyone for help.
I offered you my hand but you pushed me away,
You always fucking push me away.
I just wanted to be that person for you,
The one you can talk about your problems with,
I’m awful at advice but I would listen to you talk for hours if it meant that I could hear your voice,
If it meant that I could help you feel better.
—  I really don’t want you to fade 

Bold truth

1ST RULE: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

tagged by: @angsty-anxxiety SORRY IT TOOK ME MONTH TO DO IT I LOVE YOU GAV (im the worst human rip)

APPEARANCE:

I am [5'7"] or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo ¨I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people (well its just that im really anxious about it ya know? i like making friends but im scared when i have to talk to somebody) People tell me that Im funny( i guess?)  Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challanges I enjoy mental challenges im playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I cant stop saying it

ABILITY:

I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 push-ups without stopping Im a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory im good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch                                                                                     

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports Im on a sports team at my school or somewhere else Im in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week  ive gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss(mmm kinda?) I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting(so many lmao)I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite bands concerts                                                                                                

RELATIONSHIPS:

Im in a relationship I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a best friend I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDsI share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced I have had a teacher with a last name thats hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair Im listening to one song on repeat right now(few songs on repeat) I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have eaten a waffle today  I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least 2 languages I have made a new friend in the past year (!!!!)

tag list: @sunflower-archive @randomslasher @loupeax @stuckonswan @romananalogicality @heeeeeyitsme @violet-harrie @lovxgood @pirate-patton and anyone who wants to! also dont do it if you dont wanna, no pressure  ily

thanks Gav! <3 and sorry again for taking so long

anonymous asked:

I'm so sorry if this is silly question, but I wasn't really sure what to google - what is spoonie magic? Or what do people mean when they talk about having spoons? I've seen it quite a bit on tumblr - I'm very new to this and so confused, and I saw you had some posts referring to it. Help?

Basically the term “Spoonie” was born from the Spoon Theory written by Christine Miserandino, who has Lupus. (In short - a general term for people who are chronically ill, mentally or physically) I’m going to copy a few quotes from it in case you don’t want to read the whole thing.

“(My friend) asked what it felt like, not physically, but what it felt like to be me, to be sick. I quickly grabbed every spoon on the table; hell I grabbed spoons off of the other tables. I looked at her in the eyes and said “Here you go, you have Lupus”. She looked at me slightly confused, as anyone would when they are being handed a bouquet of spoons. I explained that the difference in being sick and being healthy is having to make choices or to consciously think about things when the rest of the world doesn’t have to. The healthy have the luxury of a life without choices, a gift most people take for granted. Most people start the day with unlimited amount of possibilities, and energy to do whatever they desire, especially young people. For the most part, they do not need to worry about the effects of their actions. So for my explanation, I used spoons to convey this point. I wanted something for her to actually hold, for me to then take away, since most people who get sick feel a “loss” of a life they once knew. I asked her to count her spoons. She asked why, and I explained that when you are healthy you expect to have a never-ending supply of “spoons”. But when you have to now plan your day, you need to know exactly how many “spoons” you are starting with. It doesn’t guarantee that you might not lose some along the way, but at least it helps to know where you are starting. (She then takes spoons away one by one according to the tasks her friend has to accomplish. You need to prioritize your spoons and choose how you want to use them until you run out and don’t have any energy left.) It has been a code word for what I can and cannot do.”

Those who use the Spoon Theory = Spoonies

Basically, Spoonies use this theory to help people understand how much energy they have during the day and as an explanation why or why not they can do certain things. Spoonie witchcraft can be adaptations of bigger spells to accommodate those that don’t have the energy to do long rituals, or smaller spells that require little energy output. Every Spoonie is different though, so not everything I post is going to be low-energy friendly, but I try to direct or give options to those that prefer low maintenance spells.

Another term used in the Witchcraft community is “lazy witchcraft” - which some people take offense to - but is more common for those that aren’t chronically ill, but just don’t have the time or energy because of jobs, family, etc. Personally, if that’s your case then I don’t really care if you use that term, but fair warning - some Spoonies do take offense when people lump the two terms together, so keep that in mind. Mainly because we can’t help not being able to do everything.

I think another great resource besides me is @recreationalwitchcraft, since most of their spells are for people that just want to do spells occasionally - but most are Spoonie friendly as well. 

So yeah. If you’re wondering why I personally refer to myself as a Spoonie, it’s because I’ve been physically ill for the last 2 years now. The diagnosis was originally Crohn’s Disease, but then I had my gall bladder surgically removed. Three months later I’m still not well, so the term is staying with me. I do function pretty well on most days, but I generally crash at least once a week. Other than that, because I’ve met and learned a lot about those in the Spoonie Community, I’d like to offer what I can to those that still want to be a part of the witchcraft community, and sort of be an advocate for people like me. 

So, Spoonies, if you want to talk or need some references to other Spoonie witches, let me know!

- Torque -

Aquarium AUs
  • ➥ I didn't notice the octopus & when it hit the glass I screamed & jumped into you I'm very sorry please stop laughing at me AU
  • ➥ I was making a serious attempt to measure myself up against a six gill shark using a display made for that exact purpose except I'm really short & you're the employee I just caught laughing at me AU
  • ➥ I saw a clown fish & started quoting / crying over Finding Nemo and it's NOT FUNNY AU
  • ➥ I'm majoring in marine biology & from eavesdropping on your conversation you obviously know NOTHING about these fish I'm so mad what kind of employee are you here let me educate you AU
  • ➥ You caught me trying to convince some kids that mermaids are real I'm sorry please don't kick me out AU
  • ALTERNATIVELY
  • ➥ You caught me trying to convince some kids that mermaids are real & joined in ( optional : & your boss caught us I'm so sorry please don't hate me ) AU
  • ➥ I was supposed to be taking pictures of the fish but you have a beautiful smile & I accidentally-on-purpose took 800 pictures of you with maybe some fish in the background please can I use your face for my art project AU
  • ➥ Small child if you run past me screaming ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO - oh hello Mr Employee I didn't see you there standing right behind me listening to every word I say AU
  • ➥ I dropped my phone into one of the exhibits & you heroically dived in after it except now we've both been kicked out & I'd like to give you my number but can't so can I buy you a drink instead AU

tagged by @greenteaharry (what a cutieee)

looks!

5'6" (but everyone guesses 5'9"??idk why lol)

choppy short coffee hair

my eyes & skin are both brown too

people say i look hawaiian

got sum chubs, which make for good hugs

personality!

infp

i luv winter, flowers, coffee shops

also outer space & painting

half chill vibes, half anxious wreck tbh

relationships!

i live w my grandparents rn bc i don’t really get along w my parents

i like my lil sis tho, she’s 8

looovvvveeeeee my pup & kit w all my heart

fun facts!

my fish is named William Howard Taft

i wanna b friends w everyone

tested outta my senior year of high school bc i hate the system so much

i’m usually a mess but i’ll buy you coffee!

tag you’re it (if u feel like it haha)

@mountaindave @daisy-kiddo @rosecolouredgirls @peachyymomentss @sosolovelygirl @otterspacekid