MAJOR STEVEN UNIVERSE CONSPIRACY BLOWN WIDE OPEN!!!
A recent thought I had has led me to uncover a major conspiracy… Steven Universe is Greg Universe’s son. That is to say, he’s Mr Universe’s son, which makes him Master Steven Universe - Master Universe, like He-Man and the Masters of the Universe…
But wait, the similarities go beyond the name -
Steven had a magic sword.
He-Man has a magic sword.
Steven has a snazzy pink shirt he wears open,
He-Man has a snazzy pink shirt he wears open.
Steven has a large cat battle mount.
He-Man has a large cat battle mount.
Now i know what you’re all thinking- “He’d done it! He’s cracked it, Steven really is He-Man!” But what if I told you the conspiracy goes even deeper? Stay with me here…
- CONNIE is the one that wields the sword - CONNIE is the one that gave Steven the shirt, making her the origional owner - CONNIE rides lion
That’s right, CONNIE is He-Man!
“But I thought this was about Steven?!” you ask? Well here’s some irrefutable proof that Steven can’t possibly be He-Man
That’s right, he’s too busy being the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull!!!