sophisticated newborn baby

  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • nina: inej, you tricky minx!
  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful spinster, i will find you love
  • nina: inej, you beautiful, tropical fish
  • nina: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • nina: inej, you poetic and noble land mermaid
  • nina: oh inej ghafa, you perfect sunflower

Credence: The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it. 

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 1: Pawnee Zoo) 

signs as Leslie Knope compliments
  • aries: you beautiful spinster
  • taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
  • leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
  • virgo: you devious bastard
  • libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
  • scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • capricorn: you tricky minx
  • aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
  • pisces: you beautiful tropical fish

what she says: okay

what she means: oh daisy, you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby! i’m going to burn this entire pile of code down until i find fitz and can carry him out of this hellhole in my majestic, muscular, resuscitated arms or let us all die trying.

SNK Characters as Parks & Rec Quotes

Eren: “One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn’t know what to do. I just moved.”

Mikasa: “I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.”

Armin: “I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible…but you have them.”

Jean: “I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

Marco: “Hi Marco. It’s Marco. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.”

Annie: “Men’s rights is nothing.”

Reiner: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Bertl: “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Historia Reiss is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big, scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a titan and then it ate my friend Marcel.”

Ymir: “Oh, Historia. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.”

Historia: “You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses… Ovaries before brovaries.”

Connie: “I’m fart and smunny and I’m a prize.”

Sasha: “My body’s like a chip too. A potato chip [laughs nervously] No…”

Erwin: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth, cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening.”

Levi: “I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes”

Hanji: “Levi, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”

Mike: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Nanaba: “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?!”

Zeke: “ We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.” And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.”

Porco: “I love games that turn people against each other.”

Pieck: “I was sobbing at a pizza buffet, and they asked me to leave.”

Compliments (Sirius Style)
  • Sirius: Oh, James, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.
  • Sirius: Oh, Remus, you beautiful, naive sophisticated newborn baby…
  • Sirius: Oh, Peter, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.
  • Sirius: Lily, you are such a good friend, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox. Thank you, ox.
  • Sirius: Marlene, you poetic, noble land-mermaid.
  • Sirius: Alice, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.