And the note reads:

Cher M. RED, I was recently at my tailor’s and I perchance thought of you. In fact I was remembering the time you threw a cat at me and told me to… Well, it’s all… what is this idiom? Water under the bridge? It is no longer of concern. Anyway, I had this made for you! Isn’t it nice? I think it would go very nicely with green, don’t you? Anyway, if there are any adjustments that it needs, please send it back to me and I will get it fixed up. I hope you will like it, and please take it as an apology for the… sock incident. 

Signed, HB


Myes. This is because of reasons…