sooooo-funny!

I find it sooooo funny (aka annoying) that straight people will never truly understand the real goals of the gay community

Like they think all we want is to be treated like everyone else. To not be ostracized for being who we are. And they’re right.

But then they take this goal they think we have and somehow in their tiny Het brains it translates to “they want to be seen as straight people, they want to conform, they want gay to become a meaningless label”

So then ally culture becomes “I don’t see gay people as any different, I don’t care about sexuality, the only difference between us is who we love etc.”

And they completely miss the point that we loooove being gay. We love pride, we love talking about our sexuality and how it affects us (if we’re safe to do so) we love having a sense of community and belonging.

What’s gross about this mindset is it stems from the fact that straights cannot even fathom treating gay people like their equals without erasing our identity and forcing us to conform. “I don’t care about your sexuality, I still love you” is false allyship, and in the long term does more harm than good. What gay people truly want is “I see your sexuality, I recognize that your struggles and goals are different than mine, and I’m still going to treat you like a human and give you the rights you deserve”

If you can’t see me as your equal while also recognizing that I’m a lesbian, you are not an ally.

Selfcare tips for smart cookies who are sad

If you want to feel a little better mon amour, i gathered some things i like to do in hopes that it’ll help you!

🌸 go ahead and hop into the shower. take a few minutes to really massage that schampoo into your hair. clean and fresh YAS

🌸 use a body lotion and use one that smells good(i recommend “very sexy” by Victorias Secret) (because it’s very sexy hihi)

🌸 put on a nice parfume, if you don’t have one you can borrow from a family member/friend or you can buy one(i recommend “viva la juicy” by juicy couture and “eternity aqua” by calvin clein) (somewhat expensive but sooo good y'all can come here and i’ll give u you get juicy couture and you get juicy couture and you get juicy couture everyone gets juicy couture

🌸 take a few moments and write a list about things that make you happy(for example: coffee, holding hands with your grandma, all the relationships you’re gonna have in the future, re-reading your favourite book, family dinners, when the leaves turn orange in autumn)

🌸 make yourself or buy your comfort food(s), mine being tortellini, vegan pizza and coffee mmmmmmm coffee

🌸 send out a few sincere compliments to people. tell your friend what you love about her/him/hen, tell your mom you’re thankful for everything she does. alot of times giving love means getting love and nothing bad about good karma am i right

🌸 write down everything that bothers you on a piece of paper, start with “dear maya..” or “dear paul..” write it for a person thats never gonna read it (or if you feel like you want too you can always message me and rant about your whole life I’m all yours)

🌸 if you don’t wanna think about something you can always try to learn a new language via duolingo, it really gets you focused on something else(advice from your coach-my self- i think you should learn swedish or french because they’re both equally hard and beautiful) if thats not something you find intresting you can always pick up a feel-good book, my favourite being “Anna and the french kiss” by Stephanie Perkins! light up some candles, make yourself some tea and cuddle down somewhere

🌸 watch a movie or tv-show!! i was really unhappy at one point but then i somehow started watching Jane The Virgin and it was sooooo funny and soooo good(the hype is real, watch) and it made me feel better

🌸 look up some nice quotes, my faves are
• “And then there’s light, It just takes time”
• “Pleure: les larmes sont les pétales du cœur.” (which is French for “Cry: tears are the heart’s petals.”)
• “Choose to be happy, It feels better”

🌸 listen to happy songs
• Classic by MKTO
• Price Tag by Jessie J(old but always get’s me dancing)
• Can’t Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake
• Forget You by CeeLo Green(forreal this is sooo good hahah)

🌸 before you go to bed, moisturize your face with a tiny bit of coconut oil - also put on some chapstick because you’ll wake up with a smooth face and soft lips and you’ll feel like a queen mon chérie

🌸 if you ever feel worthless, read this
• i am so happy you’re here
• i think you’re the cutest person that has ever read this
• i believe that you will reach your dream, whatever it may be, and you will be awesome
• relax, drop your shoulders, breath
• dogs everywhere love you and they get so excited when they see you because they wanna say Hello so badly
• with every breath you take, you help plants and flowers live
• you’re making a difference
• you’re stronger than you think
• you have a great sense of humour that people enjoy
• everything is better when you’re around

In the Notes of a History Post

The OP who found something cool/interesting/funny that they wanted to post

Thousands of people commenting “OMG this is sooooo funny!!!”

People tagging their friends saying “this is you”

That one skeptic who reblogs it just to say “I doubt this is true” but doesn’t bother to fact check

Someone bitching about white people

People responding to said person by saying how unnecessary their comment was (they may or may not be right)

Even more people jumping on the discourse wagon to earn more Woke Points™

One smart person who isn’t hardcore into history that bothered to fact check. They are drowned out by the distant screams of “fuck white people”

Someone trying to relate it to Hamilton

Obligatory reminder that “these people owned slaves”

People adding on their own anecdotes, all with varying degrees of accuracy

Other people trying to correct OPs post despite the fact that OP was right, but didn’t go into detail

Someone else complaining about eurocentrism, even though the post came from a European history blog

Someone probably ends up talking about George Washington’s dick

People yelling about glorifying slave owners and getting mad at historians

and finally

Actual historians and history blogs desperately trying to do damage control to stop the spread of bullshit with varying degrees of success

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Since a lot of you asked…

As best I can tell Winnie the Werewolf is from the movie “Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School” -which I haven’t seen.

She’s actually a little girl- the daughter of the original Wolfman.

At some point people on 4chan’s Comics and Cartoons board began hypothesizing on the future versions of the caracters of the film and eventually the basic concept of a now 20-something Winnie who in typical 4chan style pals around with “Anon”

I saw it, thought it was cute and funny sooooo

That’s what Winnie is.

Artists are in order:

ihatekirbyforreal

Herny

Herny

PlagueOfGripes

anonymous asked:

for the promots thing can you please do Do you think I’m scared of a woman?” for Cassian either with Rhysand or Azriel (or both)

“You think I am scared of that female?” Cassian hissed at Azriel while cleaning the blood off of his nose, lips and chin.

Rhys raised his eyebrows and said “That female? What, it’s not Nesta this Nesta that anymore? What would sweet Nesta said if she heard you speaking of her as that female?”

“I don’t want to say her name out loud right now. I’m pissed as fuck. And I’m most definitely not scared of her.” He looked at his smirking brothers and threw his hands in the air, giving up.

A very amused Azriel pointed at his nose and asked “Are you going to tell what happened or we have to guess?”

“Absolutely not. It’s embarrassing. Have to go, bye.” He hurried to the door and was almost out when Rhys’s dead serious voice made him stop. “I will tell her about her favourite mug.”

Cassian whirled on his heel and there was fear on his face. “You wouldn’t dare!”

“Why not? We thought you weren’t scared of Nesta.” Azriel said as he got up to pour himself a glass of water.

“We were walking down the street and- and you remember Emilia right? She is selling flowers now.” Cassian quickly blurted out so they would all forget about the mug incident. “I saw her and waved to her to come because I wanted to buy Nesta a fucking flower and than that- that demon of my mate punched me straight in my nose and knocked me out. In front of the whole Velaris! And left me there lying unconscious on the floor!” He finished his story wide eyed and clearly upset.

Rhys was on the floor screaming and Azriel was coughing and choking on his water. “Yes yes come on laugh at me, it’s sooooo funny.”

“She was jealous and angry.” said Rhys to Cassian who now turned a few shades paler, he swallowed and asked “Why? Why would she be jealous?”

Rhys looked him in the eyes and “Because Amren told her what happened on your 368th birthday.”

“AMREN!” Cassian screamed and was gone in a second, running around and trying to find Amren.

In the meantime, Azriel said “It was you. You did it. You told Nesta about youknowwhat.” Rhys just smirked and nodded.

“Amren and Nesta will kill both of you.”