VOLTRON FIC IDEA!!!!!!!! LANCE HELPING OUT ALLURA, PIDGE AND/OR ANY FEMALE CHARACTER OF CHOICE AND BEING IN THE RESTROOM AND BAM!!!! KEITH AND/OR SHIRO COMING IN… FACE FLUSHING AS THEY TAKE IN THE BEAUTY THAT IS LANCE!!!!!
Picture Originally Posted by @omg-humor
Voltron Quotes Inspired by Shit My Friends Have Said
Lance: I’m garbage but like ~Gucci~ garbage. Like I’m dead and disgusting inside, but I’m still beautiful as fuck. Try me bitch, I can and will steal your man.
Hunk: I’m sad so I’m eating my feelings, but eating so much makes me more sad which just causes me to eat more DO YOU SEE MY DILEMMA?!
Allura: I’m growing out my hair in hopes that one day I can use it to strangle my enemies
Keith: Do you think anyone has ever tried to fuck a knife? Hey don’t give me that look just hear me out!!
Shiro: Stop calling me the dad of the group! I just want the sweet release of death, I can’t take care of you children!! I mean it, stop-alright yeah okay, I’m the dad. Sure whatever. Daddy needs a drink.
Pidge: You know what I wanna hear? Stephen Hawking talking dirty. What?! Technology is sexy, don’t kink shame me!
Coran: Have you ever been attracted to facial hair? Like sure that guy is cute, but his beard? …damn.
Slav: There’s a 47% probability that I’m pissing you off.
Zarkon: Oh god I hate them. Well, I don’t really hate them. I just want their cat. Do you think they’ll be pissed if I just stole it?
Lotor: If my hair gets messed up, I’m killing all of you and taking over the world. I spent three hours getting ready, and I will not hesitate to stab a bitch if they come too close.
That feeling you get when the conductor asks a low brass player if they can play their part louder and you see the person say ok and smile mischievously and you just KNOW they’re going to blast the hell out of that part next time around