sooo not hungry

SKAM S04E06 Clip 3 - Fake Fake Fake

EVA: I wanted to write a causerie, but I’m not funny at all. I think it’s really difficult.

NOORA: I don’t even get what a causerie is.

EVA: I was really struggling. It’s like.. It doesn’t even matter whether I have a good day when we have a mock exam. I feel like it’s..


EVA: Are you joining us? Sana!

SANA: Huh?

EVA: Are you joining us for McDonalds?

SANA: No, I’m reading for my mock exam.

NOORA: Okay. Should we buy you something?

SANA: No, no thanks.

EVA: Yes.. Talk to you later.


EVA: I’m sooo hungry.

NOORA: Me too!

ISAK: Have Sara stolen your friends or something?

SANA: Huh? No!

ISAK: No? Okay, I’m kidding. Fake, fake, fake, fake. Ugh, girls. Sara doesn’t even like Vilde.

SANA: How do you know?

ISAK: Because she talks shit about her.

SANA: To you?

ISAK: Mhm.

SANA: Are you and Sara friends or something?

ISAK: We were in a relationship.

SANA: That’s true. How could you even stand dating her?

ISAK: No, good question.. It wasn’t a very sexual relationship, to put it that way. We mostly chatted. Looking back on that relationship, I was more of an online therapist than a boyfriend. I would’ve loved some payment for all that time I spent reading shit talk about russ friends and stuff. I couldn’t give more of a fuck. Hey! Sister species are species which are determined morphologically?

SANA: No. Sister species are species which are similar in exterior traits, but which can be completely different genetically.

ISAK: I’m gonna go hang myself.

anonymous asked:

could I request friends to lovers for yoongi 😩😩😩 I love this boy so much and I loVe ur writing thank u queen of everything

thank u omg!!!! also i had a really good idea for yoongi and this au bless u!!
find jimin (here) ~

  • how do i put this nicely,,,,,,,,you and yoongi,,,,,,are both,,,,what the rest of bangtan refer to as evil masterminds
  • because apparently you and yoongi have schemed jungkook out of his snacks so many times that jungkook assumed a ghost was haunting the dorm and stealing his brownie packs when No it was just you and yoongi ,,,,,,using video games to distract him while also taking whatever snacks jungkook holed up in the closet 
  • you actually met yoongi because you were both buying chicken skewers at a stand and you’d been short three bucks so you were trying to explain that your cat chewed up your money back home and you were just soOO hungry
  • and yoongi was trying not to laugh his ass off while he was waiting but in the end,,,,,,he’d paid for both your food and you’d been suspicious because why,,,,,,,,,was this random guy being nice to you
  • but yoongi was just like “i have respect for people who make up bizarre stories to get what they want.”
  • and you were like AHEM it’s true my cat,,,,,,did try to eat my money and yoongi had just lifted his eyebrow like really and you were like yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,ok maybe not but ,,,,,,,whatever
  • and since then,,,,,you guys would see each other in the street and for a while he called you ‘the one with the money eating cat’ but then you learned each others actual names and well,,,,,,a beautiful friendship formed
  • on mutual scheming and also,,,,,you guys just fit really well together because neither of you are high maintenance at ALL like you hang out once every two freakin weeks. yoongi is appreciative of that
  • but one day you text yoongi and you’re like “there’s a new catering place and they said that if you’re engaged you and your spouse can try all their samples for FREE. wanna be fake married with me for an hour?”
  • and yoongi, upon reading food + free was like yeah im in let’s go
  • when you meet you’re like yoongi, here i got these fake rings from a claw machine game put them on and he’s like oh my god you really prepared for this,,,,,, and you’re like yeah we have to be convincing ok????? we’re both good actors so let’s do this
  • and yoongi shrugs but suddenly takes your hand in his and you’re like ?? and he’s like “we’re married, remember?” and you’re like yeah, ofc!! right,,,,,
  • and as you walk inside one of the planners greets you but you’re just like,,,,,honestly my husband and i would just like to see your entrees,,,,,,and taste them i heard it’s ? Free?
  • and the lady is like yep!! right this way and,,,,,,oh my god it’s like food out of a restaurant and when you look up at yoongi you can see his eyes sparkling and you’re just like hONEY which one,,,,,,should we try first????
  • and yoongi clears his throat and is like oh,,,um,,,well,,,uh,,,,which one do you want the most ,,,,,,,baby?”
  • and you’re both looking at each other and trying not to laugh and the lady is like ???? um,,,,hello??
  • and you’re both like WELL WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY EVERYTHING
  • and you do,,,,,,,oh you guys do,,,,,,,,you’re in there for like a good hour and a half until you’re like “,,,,,,,this was all very good me and my husband need to speak about our decision ,,,,,,,outside give us a minute?”
  • and the lady is like !!!!!! sure,,,,,btw you two are such a sweet couple!!! you guys were feeding each other and everything ive never seen two more compatible people
  • and you and yoongi are looking at her like O__O ,,,,,,oh,,,,,,,thanks
  • but you tug yoongi away and as you’re outside you’re like ok let’s make a run for it till she figures out we’re fakes LOL
  • and yoongi is like true true,,,,but without letting go of your hand he pulls you down the street and toward the subway and once you’re safe ,,,on your way back home
  • your hands,,,,,,are still,,,,,,well you’re still holding onto each other,,,,
  • and you’re like “yoongi,,,,,” and he’s like “oh, do you want me to let go?” and you’re like NO that’s not it,,,,,,but,,,,,,,,are you thinking about what she said????
  • and yoongi’s like “oh that we’re compatible? she’s right, we are.”
  • you look up at him and you’re like ???? what??? you think so and he’s like yeah,,,,,,i mean who else but me and you would pretend to be fake married for food
  • to which you’re like hmmm true,,,,,,but also you’re like,,,,,,,yoongi,,,,,,i want you to keep the ring i know it’s fake but you can have it
  • and yoongi is like chuckling and he’s like “of course im keeping it. we’re married, i can’t take it off.” and you’re like YOONGI and he’s like ok ok married might be taking it too far but it’s our first couple item right?
  • and you’re like COUPLE??!?!?? but also,,,,,, you can’t help but smile and yoongi catches it and puts his hand near his mouth to hide his own grin
  • and the train gets to your stop and yoongi gets up with you and you’re like don’t you have three more to go and he’s like “im going to walk you home,,,,,,it’d be rude if your boyfriend didn’t make sure you got home safe.”
  • you: boyfriend?
  • yoongi: husband?

Roasted red pepper hummus veggie wraps for LUNCH 👅👅👅 Everything from Trader Joe’s of course! I’m sooo hungry after a fun busy day today. I finally have a laptop you guys! Shiny and new ☺️ So guess what that means?? NEW STUFF for y'all! I’m working on a website, YouTube videos, and the best thing: an e-book FULL of my favorite vegan recipes!! 🎉🎊💥 I will also include shopping lists, meal plans, lots of tips on how to save money, and helpful advice on how to start a vegan lifestyle! If you have any questions you’d like me to answer in the book, or any suggestions, let me know because this e-book is for ✨you✨ so I want it to be perfect!! Launch date for the book is no later than Nov. 25th. AHHH I’m too excited!! 😘😘

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kittycupcakesblog  asked:

Oh! I LOVE your writing~ I have a suggestion for a little headcanon, fanfic, whatever you wanna do! How bout the Mysme plot but in a "Alice in Wonderland" setting? Like how Mc stumbles upon the chatroom and instead how Mc falls down the rabbit hole to Wonderland (maybe pushed by Unknown? :0)

I… I have no explanation for this, really. I hope you guys don’t unfollow us after this. *nervous laughter*

But do know that I wasn’t high or drunk or anything. It was the hormones wreaking havoc on my puny brain cells.

P.S. this post is getting long and it’s 2am now, so part 2 to follow later! Don’t worry, I really will release it before the week ends!


(Ri’s Side Note: Reminder that Nao is on hiatus. She’s just posting the remaining reqs she had :3)

MC in Wonderland

Part I - Into the psychedelic cardboard door we go!

Saeran / White Rabbit

  • You catch him wandering along the hallway on your way back to your room one night
  • Are those… rabbit ears?
  • And that steampunk waistcoat looks awesome on him, but why is there a cute, fluffy white cottontail?
  • Is he and Saeyoung sneaking off to a costume party without telling you?
  • You secretly follow him and he ends up in front of a strange looking door made out of COLORFUL CORRUGATED CARDBOARD
  • He opens the door, but you keep him from entering by hastily blocking the entrance
  • But you’re too clumsy and slip inside
  • You fell head first, so you closed your eyes as you prepared for the impact with the floor, but it never came
  • Opening your eyes, you find a warped space, and you’re continuously falling down
  • Saeran jumps in after you, and you notice the unusual look in his eyes as he passes by
  • “Saeran!“
  • “So busy, so busy, the queen will have my head if I don’t hurry“
  • “Saeran, wait!“
  • Turning to you, he gives you a crazed smile
  • “See you in Wonderland, MC.“
  • And HE FADES. Just like that.

  • The speed at which you were falling went faster, and you were genuinely scared because you couldn’t see the bottom
  • A bright light flashes out of nowhere, and you shut your eyes tightly, anticipating that you would go ‘SPLAT!’ when you reached the bottom

Saeyoung / Cheshire Cat

  • You wake up to somebody poking your cheek
  • Opening your eyes, you find Saeyoung looking down at you
  • “Hey miss, hey, are you planning to sleep here all day until Dorothy appears from OZ?“
  • “Saeyoung, are you on crack?“
  • “I’m the Cheshire Cat, not Saeyoung; you have to play along, MC—- I mean, miss.“
  • “Cheshire cat? Wasn’t Jumin the cat last time?“
  • “Shhh, it’s my turn now.“
  • “Haha, fine. I’m Alice then. Help me up?“
  • Saeyoung helps you stand up and you find yourself clad in chunky Mary Jane pumps, striped thigh-high stockings, and a blue and white dress with puffed sleeves complete with a petticoat (it’s the one that keeps the skirt puffy).
  • “Y-you didn’t change my clothes did you?“
  • “Nope, I’m a cat; cats can’t change your clothes, Alice.“
  • *sigh*
  • “Oh alright. I’m looking for Sae—  the white rabbit; have you seen him?“
  • “If you’re looking for him, he’s probably on his way to Mi— the Queen’s castle. In fact, I can see him coming this way.“
  • Saeyoung points in the opposite direction, and true enough, you see Saeran running in your direction.
  • “Saeran!“
  • “I’m late, I’m late! Need to lure them to the castle!“
  • “Cheshire, we need to—“
  • “Bye bye MC. Vander duchess is probably looking for me now, so I have to go or she’ll have my ass! See you later!“ and he slowly fades, his cheeky grin being the last thing to disappear

  • You decide to run after Saeran instead, but he kept disappearing and reappearing in random places, with you getting lost not long after.
  • You’ve also gotten tired, and was dragging your feet as you tried to find a place to rest in.
  • At the end of a fork road however, your stomach rumbles and you feel hungry
  • A table with a suspicious vial and a cake magically appears right before you
  • You have an inkling at what it might do to you, but it was a slice of that new rare cheesecake that you were dying to try and you were sooo hungry.
  • So you take a bite out of the cake and you feel yourself growing
  • It tasted so heavenly and it was so worth it
  • And you can see way up to the castle, but you couldn’t go there without squashing anything.

V / ???

  • “MC???“
  • Turning to the sound of the familiar voice, you find V looking up at you
  • “V!!! You’re alive!!!“
  • “Ahahaha, it’s nice seeing you too, MC. But why are you so big?“
  • You wanted to see him up close so you knelt down to have a good look at him
  • “*sob* it really is you, V! *sob*“
  • cue in ugly crying because you missed V
  • “Yes, it’s me. Umm… MC, did you perhaps… take a bite out of this cake?“ he asks, picking up the slice that you dropped earlier.
  • “I did,“ you say in between sniffles. You wanted to stop crying, but the tears were flowing nonstop ever since you saw him again.
  • “I see. Then perhaps… you need to shrink down again.“
  • “Why?“
  • “It’s flooding.“
  • Looking down, you noticed that the water was already up to V’s neck, so you offered your hand and he hopped into it
  • “Eh? W-what do I do?“
  • “You need to drink the potion and eat the cake at the same time,“ he says, holding up the vial and the cake
  • “But- but if I eat that, I’ll shrink and you’ll fall!“
  • “Don’t worry about me, MC. I’m more worried that if you don’t shrink, the queen will see you and you’ll get into trouble“
  • “Oh. Then… please be safe, okay?“
  • Placing him on a nearby tree, you take the cake and the potion and take them simultaneously.
  • You feel yourself shrinking, and you hold onto a drifting log just as you get to your normal size.
  • “Thanks for your help, V!“ you shout, waving to him as the current takes you downstream.
  • “See you soon, MC. Say hi to everybody for me!“ he replies, waving back to you.

[Part II]

Saat Soch: Star Parivaar Awards 2017 (5)


1. Sanaya Irani is dancing to ‘Titli’, which is super fitting :)

(That warning tho!)

It’s entirely an aerial act and all I can think of is Khushi zipping around (“Hai Devi Maaiiiyyyaaaaaa!!”) and Arnav running around under her (“Careful KHUSHI!!”)

2. Okay, I was distracted by Dipika’s act. It was great!

3. What’s the point of offering a video in HD if your broadcast was so pixelated?! (Ignore me, it’s past my bedtime.)

4. I really liked Remo-Sir’s bit :)

“This is a family show.”
“This is how families are made.”

5. There are people wearing polka-dots unironically on my screen. They’re talking about food and I am SOOO hungry!!

6. Kaisan aavaz nikaal raha hai bachcha! Wah wah.

7. Oh, they have special digital awards, nice.

Are the other actors/characters not so happy that Ishqbaaz is winning?


anonymous asked:

Hi! Do you have any tips for writing a character like Gus? He has a lot of dialogue and talks to the player which means he is a pretty special case in terms of protagonist. I love GLITCHED ! ^_^

This is a good question.

I write Gus as a human that I would know.

We’ll start with actual words. This sounds dumb but it really helps me at least. I try to write down or remember speech patterns or phrases that people actually use and incorporate them into him to make him seem more human. 

We use a ton of simple words like: dunno, gotcha, gotta, uh, so, and like. Things actually people say. Lots of dialogue in games is like always spoken perfectly… yet humans tend to not speak perfectly a good amount of the time. We use lots of contractions. We emphasize story telling a lot (I was just SOOO hungry). I think I try to bring this into Gus a lot. He speaks in broken sentences a lot (e.g I just… It doesn’t make sense you know?) and will sometimes lose his train of thought. 

He is not a perfect speaker because he is human.

How he responds to the world is also very important. One of my favorite (and I’ll admit really stupid oh and spoiler warning I guess? ) scenes is the first meeting of Daucus and Mork, the carrot knights. The first response Gus has is like “Oh what that is a talking carrot”. We laughed and had it in as a joke response but… all three of us decided that is how we would act as well. 

Most of all, just have fun with it. Dialogue is my favorite thing about development. We have a pretty strong sense of writing style (very loose and almost improved sounding) and instead of trying to change or work on things, we just embraced our style for what it is instead of trying to make it something it isn’t. 

Hopefully these scattered thoughts help a little bit. I could go on for awhile but I don’t really have time for that so if you have more specific questions send them our way. 

Thanks for loving GLITCHED, were working hard to make the full game worth lovin’ as well.


GOD, I’M.. …. . HUNGRY. sooo hungry, pass me the lucky charms hahAHA?”
courf spends the night at combeferre and enjolras’s place very often, but by the time he usually gets up ferre is already up and about. then one day for whatever reason courf has to get up early and sees ferre all sleepy and unshaven and all that jazz and it kind of breaks his poor morning brain.

Anonymous asked:  more courferre, please!!! they are adorable

Anonymous asked:  do you think you could do combeferre with tattoo sleeves or something because i feel like your art would totally make that happen

requests are currently closed!

I’m sooo hungry but there’s no food in the flat and the only place open near me is the vegan cafe but I’d rather burn my skin off??


random thought, I didn’t catch everything and I started watching it when it was already started


2) I think Goku punched Krillin here XD anyway ANDROID 18 AND KRILLIN <3


4) Veggie is planning something.. ok those could be teardrops or sweat.. but it’s only out of context because they are the raindrops bahaha XD

5) I fucking love Whis xD


7) look at this bae


8) VEGEBUL SHIT also I think Bulma is arguing because she doesn’t want Vegeta to train or go training with Whis and if that’s the case OMG I FUCKING LOVE THEM (I FUCKING LOVE THEM ANYWAY)

“Veggie come ^_^”
**and then them whispering behind a tree ;))**

AGAIN I think they were arguing because she didn’t want him to go train with him :3 Bulma :3 but we will see tomorrow with the subs

10) some veggie’s beggings (some are sooo embarrassing bahaha) 


12) AND THEN THERE’S THE DEAL DISH, best part is I think that it’s kind of a Bulma recepy? but again I’m not sure. Bulma looses and Vegeta’s going to train

13) then there is this fucking amazing last part when she gives a box with a new armor to Vegeta, so this means that she’s gonna let him train in an another universe even if she doesn’t agree:3 I DON’T EVEN HAVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE VEGEBUL ANYMORE <3

THEN I NOTICED THAT IN THE UPCOMING EPISODE GOKU’S GONNA ASK TO BULMA WHERE VEGETA IS WHILE SHE’S HAVING A SHOWER 0_0 gobul fans will be happy hahaha and then there’s pan and OMG she is so cute


There Are No Windows In The Attic

by permanent_anhedonia

I love my grandmother. When I found out that she had fallen in the backyard and needed someone to look after her, I didn’t give it a second thought. My grandmother lives in a single-bedroom home in a small Southern Indiana town. From the outside, it almost looks like it would be a two-story home. However, from the inside you can see that it’s merely a single-story with high ceilings.

Well, that isn’t entirely true. There is an attic crawlspace that she uses for storage. There’s a small hatch in the bedroom closet with a ladder that pulls down. I had to go up there once to grab an old box of photos. It was surprisingly pleasant up there. A cool breeze was blowing in from the window at the front of the house.

I didn’t think much of it at first. I simply asked my grandmother why she had the window in the front of the attic open. She simply replied, “There are no windows in the attic.”

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