Alfred and Gordon being exasperated grandpas
Dick: I’m moving to Bludhaven and entering the police academy!
Alfred & Gordon: Yes!
Dick: Also going to be on my own vigilanting as Nightwing. Look at my costume!
Alfred: I’m not even surprised.
Tim: Going to quit being Red Robin and going to college.
Gordon: Oh thank god.
Tim: Actually, I have to fake my death, and go on crazy adventures, but I’ll be back soon!
Alfred: Who wants to join me for a scotch?
*Stephanie & Cassie *
Stephanie: Me and Cassie are gonna go fight a dinosaur with Catwoman. Bye.
Alfred: Be back for supper.
Alfred: We have no say in this.
Damian: I adopted three more cats, a puppy and a goat. I will be with them now. Good day.
Gordon: That sounds normal.
Alfred: Wait for it.
Damian: I’m also training Superman’s son, so I’ll be going to Metropolis later.
Alfred: There it is.
Jason: Gonna go and beat up drug dealers.
Alfred: *Drinks more scotch*
Gordon: Kill any of them, and I’m gonna arrest you!
Jason: I promise nothing!
Bruce: Selina and I are engage.
Alfred: Actually, that’s not craziest thing you ever done. Now please go and get Jason before Gordon arrest him.