I watched the Lego batman movie last night and I FRICKIN LOVED IT! (That ending though XD)
I especially like the flood of new batjokes shippers and all the new fanart/fanfiction fluff that they make! (I shipped batjokes before The movie made it popular so it brings me joy to see new people to share these guys twisted gay relationship ❤)
(I made this for funsies and I refuse to fix the animation/coloring errors ‘cause I’m lazy)
Blue is canonically tiny af. She’s like 4’11 which is why she makes most of her own clothes or parades the kids section.
She also wears kids underwear! Where else can she find butterfly socks and unironic Spongebob panties?
Gansey is the national average of American white males. Which is 5’10. In general, he is like the national American everything minus his glorious, chiseled face.
Ronan isn’t even really very tall, he’s like 5′6 . Until Blue came along he was comparatively tiny af next to the others.
Basically, that’s why he torments her all the time about her height because hes. so. fucking. glad hes not shortest anymore.
As any sane short person would do (i speak from experience) Blue latches on to his leg in retaliation, but he’s so fit and stubborn he carries on with what he’s doing like there isn’t a scowling maggot on his leg.
This becomes a normal thing after a while and the rest of the boys time themselves running from wall to wall at Monmouth with blue attached to them for dear life. It’s a fucking blast, don’t judge them. They need way more silly shit happening on a daily basis like that, they need it. (I NEED IT.)
Adam is like a giant I kid you not, he is 6′5. Think about the messy hair, nice jawline, and lanky ass bod. That is Ronan Lynch’s average nightly fantasy tbh.
Expanding on that, THINK ABOUT THE PYNCH HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!. Just imagine it.
Noah’s height is always inconsistent bc it depends on his power source. When he’s around Blue or is in Cabeswater, you can almost his feet and is around Gansey’s height, but otherwise, his posture sags, he visibly shrinks (you can’t make out his calves at all and is Ronan’s height.
Okay so this is weird but I’m really attracted to Lin’s intelligence and kindness. I mean of course he’s an attractive person, but mostly when I’m listening to Hamilton he’s just like… so brilliant it’s unbelievable. And he’s so humble and kind to literally everyone, it’s just a very attractive combination of qualities. Hopefully one day my future husband will be just as smart and kind