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anonymous asked:

jefferson headcannons?

i have so many

•he is really smooth and quick-witted. 
•smo o th southern accent hol y (he uses that to his advantage)
•so many nicknames for his s/o
- Darlin’
- Baby girl/ Baby / Baby boy
- Doll
- Angel
- Prince/Princess
- Dear
- Doll-face
- Kitten (I’m not sorry)
• there’s more but it would take hours to list
•he uses them literally all the time??
• he gets pretty anxious when it comes big crowds or people he doesn’t know too well.
• loves to spoil.
- his s/o? spoil
- his children? S P O I L
- siblings? also spoil
- he’d probably spoil his friends too
•S M I L E
- holy shit it’s like literal sunshine
• crowds are a big n o
•rich family with old southern/Christian values
- his parents are the sweetest things??
- very accepting and loving
- his siblings are the sweetest and his baby siblings are so cute and adorable and he cherishes them and his family
• very very strong family values.
• he’s really gentle but a wise ass
• not many things piss him off?? with the exception of Alexander
• he gets jealous though
• he makes good $$$
• violin all the time. he’s got like six
• piano
• his voice
- singing voice is amazing holy
- his morning voice is literally the best
• him

anonymous asked:

I've been thinking about a Gravity Falls Pokémon AU, and I decided that each member of the Cipher wheel would have a Pokémon that can Mega Evolve. I don't have enough to make a story, but I've got to share with someone, so I'm going to send you my ideas and reasoning for who has what. Ok?

Yooo, let’s go, Anon! I got a couple of these, so I’mma combine it into one big ask.

Dipper and Mabel: Mega Gallade and Mega Gardevoir. It completely fits that they each would have one of those, but I’m having trouble deciding who has which. In Dipper vs Manliness, having his Kirlia evolve into Gallade can be part of the plot, or if he has Gardevoir he could be given extra flak for having a “girly” Pokémon. Either would work with Mabel too (a princess/bride or a knight in shining armor). What do you think would work best for them?

Gardevoir for Dipper, definitely. It’s a psychic-fairy type, all brainy and a bit fantastical, which is his niche. Gallade is a fighting-psychic, so it has a smart but buff connotation, which fits our main girl, Mabes.

Stan: Mega Houndoom. I’m thinking after he got kicked out as a teenager, he came across an abandoned Houndour, and figured “Us unwanteds better stick together,” and so the Houndour slept in the backseat of the Stanleymobile until Stan managed to shoplift a Pokéball. (Plus this goes with that cute AU where Stan adopts a Grim as a pet😊).

I am 1000% down with Stan adopting a giant horned doggo as a pet! He’s probably got it a spikey collar to wear and only ever really uses intimidate, but he also cuddles with it and feeds it half of whatever is on his plate. By the time Dip and Mabes pop up in the picture he’s an old man doggo with a gray-ish muzzle who sleeps under Stan’s feet; he uses it as a footrest.

For Soos, I knew it had to relate to his job as a handyman and it had to be CUTE. I decided on Mega Ampharos.

Ohhhh, Anon, Soos would love his floofy yellow buddy to death. He got it from the local farm as a Mareep and over the years it slowly grew and evolved.

For Wendy: Ice Pack plus Lumberjill equals MEGA ABOMASNOW. You canNOT convince me that that is not perfect.

You just know she named it something super deceiving, like Pidgey. “You can’t handle my Pidgey, bro.” “My Pidgey and me’ll take you on, son.”

i’ve been playing Hitman: Absolution today and it’s all fun and stuff being really sneaky but cHRSIT i don’t recommend doing it just before you go to bed I’M SO ON EDGE HELP