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Why Sonoma State?

So Sonoma State is pretty damn awesome. Despite it’s reputation for snobby white girls, and douchey guys, its proven itself to be rather unique. 

I mean, take our library for example: 


Right off the bat, looks nice right? RIGHT. But what you don’t see on the outside is the state-of-the-art Book Retrieval system. There are only three in the United States, one being in the Library of Congress, and the other in some university called Santa Clara (who cares). 

But thats not all. Heres our Green Music Center:

Fancy as all hell, huh? HELL YEAH ITS EFFIN FANCY.  Firstly, look at the sucker- gorgeous! Secondly, lets just say that some pretty top notch people want to come and test out the brand new acoustics that are said to be some of the best in the WORLD. Who knows, maybe even Beyonce will grace us with her presence. 

And here are some other pretty AWESOME parts of campus. This includes our AWESOME student housing, our badass rec center (complete with giant rock climbing wall), and our ivy cover buildings that sorta kinda look like prisons (but we love em anyway).

AND LAST BUT NEVER EVER EVER LEAST:

OUR BACON STATUE!

Folks, this ain’t a joke. There is an actual student-made statue smack-dab in the middle of campus this is purposely made to look like a strip of bacon. 

I mean, if you aren’t sold on Sonoma State University you are a strange individual. 

I thought I was going to have myself a nice little evening reading House on Mango Street. However, it seems the person who used my rental copy before me was a pretentious little protist who decided to “correct the grammar.” Seriously. They put in quotation marks and commas, changed words, and even wrote in “Does she think she’s special or something by ignoring the punctuation and grammar?” And they did this in pen. I just spent the past hour going through the book and whiting out all of their “corrections” because I like to read art as it was intended. It’s not a very long book, at barely over one hundred pages, but it was enough. I wonder if this person even got the story at all. If they’ve taken any sort of literature classes at all, they’d know that how characters speak is one of the most important things. A lesson to you all: if you absolutely must because you’re having trouble understanding or something please make sure it is a copy that no one other than you will ever read or at least have the decency to do it in pencil and erase it when you’re done. Thanks.