One thing i can promise everyone is that i did NOT just accidentally hurl my Sonic Screwdriver into the sink while making a grand gesture with it and screaming “New Juice” at an unopened bottle of Cranberry.
Because i don’t even have any Vodka in me yet, and that would be stupid.
Seriously though I’ll never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. I mean seriously I need somewhere for my sonic screwdriver. Or my pocket magnifying glass. Or my wand or my fake FBI badge.