So they’re finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong!
He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well He’s finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt He’s bigger, faster, and stronger too He’s the first member of the DK crew Huh!
He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He wants the D, and he’s after you It’s gonna hurt, so listen up, dude He can shrink his nuts and piss on you He’ll make you cum ‘cus he’s in the mood Huh!
Every once in a while, in my never ending mission to bring awesome Sonic remixes to the fans and followers, I look deep into the void… Only to find the most random of things ever.
…But it’s still deserves to be shared! Hopefully you’ll all get a laugh out of this. This song is a mashup of Unknown from M.E. (SA1 Ver.), and the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64. I found this while looking for Knuckles-related remixes not long ago for his Birthday celebration. It’s amazing to know that even mashups can be found on SoundCloud.