sonic rap

(Okay!)
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong!

So they’re finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong!

He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He’s finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt
He’s bigger, faster, and stronger too
He’s the first member of the DK crew
Huh!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!

(C'mon, Cranky! Take it to the fridge!)

He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He wants the D, and he’s after you
It’s gonna hurt, so listen up, dude
He can shrink his nuts and piss on you
He’ll make you cum ‘cus he’s in the mood
Huh!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!

DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!

(Yyeeeaaahh!)

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HOLY SHIT SHIZZY KILLED it with this ANIME RAP!!
Fans of One Punch Man Check out this BADASS CYPHER!!!

                                 Yes I can’t lie I have painted my shween
                           Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
        Wait a minute Link don’t leave the cave, where do you think you’re going
              This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you’re blowing!

Sorry, I did a thing //fades//

TITLE: Unknown from HE

ARTIST: Gilboron

Every once in a while, in my never ending mission to bring awesome Sonic remixes to the fans and followers, I look deep into the void… Only to find the most random of things ever.

…But it’s still deserves to be shared! Hopefully you’ll all get a laugh out of this. This song is a mashup of Unknown from M.E. (SA1 Ver.), and the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64. I found this while looking for Knuckles-related remixes not long ago for his Birthday celebration. It’s amazing to know that even mashups can be found on SoundCloud.

Download it here.

-Samurai Echidna.

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG RAPs (clean version) Sonic Gets Played (by hiimrawn)

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Sonic Rap (w/ Lyrics) – The Adventures Of Duane & BrandO (by RaccoonCannon)

I just need this on my tumblr oh my gosh.