songbird says

So me and a few of my lesbuds convinced our straight friend (who is also from Michigan and knows very little about southern traditions) that lesbians in the south use boiled peanuts to show off our skills, and now she’s sitting there picking them out of the shells with her fingers because she doesn’t want anyone to think she’s coming onto them.

So yesterday I went out to eat with my Nana and there was a large group of kids there from some sort of sports team. Well we sat in front of this table where these boys who couldn’t have been more than 13 or 14 were. While we were eating, I could hear them talking about girls and one of them made the remark, “I don’t care about the face. The body is all that matters.” Typical garbage. I’m used to hearing this shit all the time, so I just ignored them as they continued to talk about sex and other gross stuff.

Well Nana heard them and she was so shocked about it that she asked me about it this morning. She couldn’t believe that boys act and talk that way. No wonder you don’t want to date anybody, she said. Were they this bad in high school?

Oh Nana, you don’t know the half of it.