I guess I’m just taking a break. We had this really cool adventure saving Earth and I was pretty happy. Anyway, I needed some “me” time, so I came to Australia and that’s when I moved in with Darryl. And here we are.
Can you imagine Clint and Nat getting split off from the group in a battle, and having to take refuge in the nearest building they can see.
Which turns out to be a building hosting comic con.
People coming up asking for pics with ‘the best black widow cosplayer’ they’ve ever seen. Clint absolutely loving it. Nat trying to get back on mission. Everyone admiring how in character they are. Clints bow not passing weapons check in. Clint entering the cosplay comp and not winning because his costume 'isn’t really authentic enough’. Nat trying to drag him away before he blows their cover. Some creep grabbing Nats ass. Clint having to drag her away before she removes his arm (but she does give him a good verbal dressing down and bruises his wrist from grabbing it so hard. People applaud). The villain coming in and trying to locate them. Asking people 'have you seen black widow and hawkeye?’ 'Well duh there’s like 20 pairs going around which ones are you after?’. Clint buying hawkeye merch, prints and stuff. The rest of the group coming to get them (thankfully bruce has de-hulked). Steve being super embarrassed at the attention. Thor and Tony absolutely loving it. Tony being absolutely thrilled by ironette cosplayers. Thor insisting he get a photo with every single thor cosplayer he can see. People asking Bruce if he’s a photographer. Bruce being ok with that. Eventually they drag Clint out of the con, only to be mobbed by everyone outside as suddenly the whole team is together and people want pictures of the 'best avengers group comic con has ever seen.’
The villains get frustrated asking for the avengers every ten seconds only to be directed towards teenagers in homemade costumes who waste no time in pretending to beat them up.
I'm gonna show you something beautiful...everyone screaming for mercy...you wanna protect the galaxy, but you don't want it to change. You're all the Travelers puppets tangled in strings...strings...
When is Marvel going to realize that I’d rather watch a solid 3 hours of Bruce Banner just dicking around in a lab with his cute lil lab coat and glasses than watch another second of hulk just destroying everything because it looks cool
I just love the thought of Nat being the one to stand up for Tony in a lot of situations. Like, when he has to leave rooms without warning, doesn’t sleep, won’t eat anything, is snappy and unsociable following the battle of New York, Nat is the one who placates the team. She tells Steve to back off, distracts Thor from going down there to find out what’s going on, and keeps Bruce from heading to the workshop when Tony is in a particularly bad mood. She knows Tony better than most of them, and everyone wonders how and why, until Clint remembers her being assigned to him whilst he was dealing with Vanko, Hammer and the palladium poisoning. Nat knows how Tony deals with everything silently and alone, she knows how he hates people seeing him weak and thats why he’s down at the workshop more and more, shutting everyone else out. Her initial assessment of him was more to protect him from getting involved, because she knew that if something happened to the team or himself, he would take it really badly and isolate himself again, which is what is happening right now. She helps with some of his anxiety attacks and slowly gets him back to the team. he doesn’t trust her, not at all, but she knows this and doesn’t even try to pretend he does. He respects that. She’s already seen him at his worst, at his most self destructive, so he knows he can let her see this because this is nowhere near as bad. I just really love Nat and Tony protecting each other and being the really unlikely friendship duo
i like to think that all the avengers are really good at cooking, from different missions they undertook and places they traveled Clint is a master of all things south east Asia, having spent so many missions trekking through jungles of Loas and Cambodia, living off local recipes, and he brought them all back with him. Natasha, for obvious reasons, can do eastern European food in her sleep. Her burek is to die for, after her time spent in the former Yugoslavia Bruce, having lived in India before joining the team, is exceptional at Indian food. when he needs a break from the lab, he’ll make bhaji’s or samosa’s for everyone. The team wishes he was bored of the lab more often Thor brings surprise to everyone, because he cooks Asgardian food. An odd combination of mainland Scandinavian food and medieval fare, it’s always an adventure when Thor cooks. Especially when he has to pop back to Asgard for an ingredient he forgot Steve is very versatile, having spent so much time in places like France, Greece, Italy and even some small missions into Northern Africa. He prefers French food, but has an affinity for Greek cooking and loves spanakopita because of its simplicity Tony, everyone assumes, will be master of Italian,because of his Mother. But when it’s his first time to cook for the team, there’s spiced meatballs, korma, lentil dahl, a lamb and rice dish that no one can name, and lots of rice. As everyone sits down and wonders where this all came from, Tony casually remarks “three months in a cave, i didn’t just build a suit”