Requested by Anon.
Request: Imagine having a child(ren) with captain boomerang and the reader is a member of the squad. There is a mission that you & digger went on leaving the squad to watch your child(ren). When you come back it’s complete chaos b/c your child(ren) turn out to be meta like you(super speed/flying) but you and digger get everything under control in no time. Maybe surprise guest joker? I dunno😂
Warning: Just some good ol’ fluff and the Squad.
A/N: I just went with the flow hehe
[Y/S/1] = Your first son, [Y/S/2] = Your second son, [Y/D] = Your daughter
It was the first time you and Digger had left your three children with the squad alone. It wasn’t that you didn’t trust them. No, Floyd was a perfect dad and Chato had had children of his own. It was just this strange feeling, which had told you to stay home with your kids. But of course, you hadn’t had another choice.
Luckily the mission was easy enough to finish it in no time.
“Damn, I hope they put them to bed.” You said to Digger, leaning against him for a moment before pulling out the key, opening the front door.
“We’re hom-” You called out with a tired smile but stopped when you saw the mess. The house was upside down and Harley Quinn stood in the middle of it. “Harley, what happened!”
“Oh, your Muffin’s are fine, [Y/N]! Don’t worry.” She smiled brightly at you. Too brigthly.
“That was not the question.” Digger said, frowning.
Then, you heard a loud roar. “Was that Waylon?”
You stomped to the stairs and looked up, your heart poundind. “Floyd! Get your ass down here!” Your friend emerged from [Y/S/1]’s bedroom. “What the hell happened?”
“Man, you didn’t tell us your kids could do the crazy shit you can do.” Floyd said and crossed his arms before his chest.
“They can’t.” Digger, who came into Floyd’s view, answered for you.
“Now they can.”
You looked at Digger, who looked at you, both of your eyebrows up.
You took a few steps backwards. “[Y/S/1], [Y/S/2], [Y/D]! Im’ma count to 5 and if you’re not gonna be here, Daddy is gonna whoop ya asses!” You yelled and didn’t have to wait for the youngest son to come out from his hiding place, flying wobbily into your arms and almost knocking you over in the process.
“Mom no! Please!” He whinned and hugged you tightly, burrying his face into your neck.
Not a second later, your oldest son appeared, hugging Digger’s leg and looking up with doe eyes.“Dad!” Your oldest son begged. “Please, we were good! We just had a little bit fun.”
Digger sighed and scooped him up. “No ass whooping.”
You turned around, searching for your only daughter. “Where is [Y/D]?”
The kids shrugged their shoulders. “She was running around the house.”
“Tell me that you know where [Y/D] is.” Digger said, looking at Chato, who stood behind Floyd, and Floyd.
“Yeah…” Harley smiled. “She’s hiding. We’re playing hide and seek.”
Chato cleared his throat. “We lost her half an hour ago. She was running too fast to catch her… Rick and Katana are driving around the city to find her.”
“Snitch!” Waylon growled, baring his sharp teeth.
The door bell ringed and Digger sighed in relief. There were only two persons who would ring at your door bell at this time.
“Thank god!” You opened the door, a lecture on your lips, and saw not Rick or Katana, but the Joker, holding your daughter loosely by her jp’s collar. “I found this one on the streets.” He gave you a smile, a shiver ran down your spine. You never really had warmed up to him, even though he was pretty decent around the squad.
“Mommy, he’s so cool.” Your daughter grabbed your pants, jumped up and down, showing you her gap of her missing tooth. “He drove so fast! Not as fast as I can ran, but woah… it was so awesome! Can I get my hair green too? Please? Pretty pleeease?”
“You’re all grounded.” You murmured in disbelief, then the anger took over. “Ya’ll are grounded!” You pointed at everyone.