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Remember in Mockingjay?

When Katniss rips out her ear piece? And Haymitch threatens her with the head shackle and the microchip ear piece? Could you imagine what would happen if Haymitch went ahead and had the microchip ear piece surgically put in and they never ended up taking it out? Katniss and Peeta could just be laying in bed, silently. And Haymitch would just be all “Good job, sweetheart.” out of nowhere. Omg..

*james wilson voice* aleksandr marchant?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of aleksandr marchant spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of aleksandr matchant scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen