- Rose: Sometimes all hope is lost and you have to succumb to the urge to eat plain white bread, untouched, with your bare hands.
- Kanaya: Rose Please Calm Down Dinner Will Be Ready In Thirty
Sometimes when i'm home alone i like to shove handfuls of raw mayonnaise into my mouth and lather it all over my naked body while i continue eating. I imagine you are lathering my naked body in it and feeding me the mayonnaise while i do it to myself. I once filled my bathtub with mayonnaise and almost died it it. I wish i had and i'm going to try again soon. Thank you for contributing to my mayo fantasies.