So one of the things that I love about this season of Camp Camp, is
that while it’s still pretty whimsical and hilarious, it’s shown some
real character development in Max and David.
Let’s face it, this kid was a die hard troublemaker and a fucking asshole all stuffed inside a tiny ten year old’s body.
now, you couldn’t pay him enough to enjoy anything, especially any of
David’s crazy camp activities. Hell, he spent a majority of the first
season either trying to escape, or trying to figure out how to destroy
the camp from the inside. And he got close sometimes, it all could’ve
been over when the FBI tried to arrest David for the stuff Max was
looking up on his phone. But the small part of him that said what he was
doing was going too far made him speak up and exonerate David. And when
he thought he had gone to far in his mischievous act that David
actually wanted to kill him, he was legitimately afraid and wanted to
take back his actions, unlike when he was in the forest with the
Quartermaster where it was more likely for him to be murdered and just
accepted his fate.
more importantly, Max was unwilling to accept that people like David
existed anymore, and was willing to go to great lengths to break him.
And he did. It took twelve episodes but in the end, Max won. David was
then Max had to learn the harsh lesson that sure, while life can
sometimes be a piece of shit, people can choose too not look past it,
but to live with it and still find the good in what’s left. Max was just
too jaded by things we know not of, and so was David, and he still
found the strength to be himself every day because if he didn’t, Camp
Campbell would be even more miserable than Max already thought it was.
And because of that, Max decided to help him just for the sake of
preserving this optimism.
now, Max has learned to kind of go with the flow. He’s no longer trying
to escape or sabotage David’s every action, he’s just kicking back,
relaxing, and enjoying the show.
so, when Daniel invaded the camp, Max actually sought out David’s help
rather than trying to figure out how to get rid of him on his own. And
when nothing he did convinced David of Daniel’s murderous intentions, he
entered the Purification Sauna, knowing full well he’d be hypnotized
into loving Daniel, but had enough faith in David to remove his rose tinted glasses, finally see the truth, and save all the campers from
when David got his heart broken by Bonquisha, he and the rest of the
children went to great lengths to try and get them back together so he
would stop being so depressed all the time.
That’s a lot of character development for a kid.
As for David, his transition has been a lot more subtle.
happy go-lucky camp counselor is still pretty much the same, while at
the same time completely different. The David of first season was
optimistic to a fault. He out right refused to see the bad in people,
especially Cameron Campbell, got bullied by the kids into leaving the
camp for a day, had no clue how to discipline children, and had an
unhealthy obsession with being the best camp counselor. And it killed
him every day when he couldn’t figure out why none of the kids loved
Camp Camp(bell) as much as he did.
were even some points in the show where his mask slipped and he looked
actually angry for once before going back to Happy David.
he was pushed to the edge by Max in the season finale of season one and
he finally laid all of his cards on the table. He knew perfectly well
that not everything was sunshine and roses all the time, but he had a
choice. He could be like Max, pessimistic and down right bitter about
the world, or he could try to see the good in the world every day and be
the best version of himself he could be.
he also learned a valuable lesson that day. It was okay to not be
himself all the time. Sure, he could still be overly enthusiastic about
everything, but he could still let go every now and again. Be it wanting
to kick out the psycho cult leader you almost hired and may or may not
have been after your job-
or sometimes fucking up and saying the wrong thing-
or being openly disappointed in the decisions other people make-
or admitting that you made a mistake that started off with good intentions-
or getting your heart broken-
needing to cry for days on end (even when it’s super awkward)-
beating the shit out of some guy for something that wasn’t really their
fault but only because you’re insanely jealous because they’re banging
your babe now.
So in the end, sure, they’re still pretty similar to how they started off in the show.
But the two of them have grown so much, I can’t wait to see where this show is going to take us next.
the phrase “cows milk is made for baby cows” is like…the most wild shit ive EVER heard. like do yall honestly literally not know that cows produce way more milk than the baby is even capable of drinking and they literally NEED to be milked every day or it will hurt their udder?? like seriously??
FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCKER I THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING A ROSE!! AND I WAS SCREAMING LIKE WTF PLS LOOK AT HIM AND THIS WARM LIHTINGING WHAT KINDA MOOD??? THEN I REALIZED ITS A DART AND I WAS STILL SCREAMING LOOK AT HIS FUCKIGN FACE!!1!!1! FUCK YOU
voltron characters as things i have heard people actually say in my ap classes part two:
sendak: “i would willingly stab out my own eye with this pencil if it means i look more badass”
haxus: “sometimes i just look at myself in the mirror and think ‘holy shit i’m so attractive’ or ‘who the fuck dragged this piece of shit out of the garbage’ and there’s just no in between”
thace: “sometimes i sigh so loud that i’m genuinely surprised my lungs aren’t catapulted from my chest cavity”
prorok: “wow can you believe you get to breathe the same air as me ??? you must be blessed *finger guns*”
rolo: “wanna hear about the time i saw jesus after mixing four shots of caffeine with two red bulls and a redline ??? lol i don’t know how i’m alive either but i got my essay done in like twenty minutes”
nyma: “i got an 89 on the last essay and a 36 on the one we just got back and all i can say is get you a girl that can do both”
shay: “*shoving cloth into her bag from the theater department* i keep telling everyone that i own cats but it’s a lie. its a dirty dirty lie these are for the raccoons that visit my backyard. i also buy cat food for raccoons can you believe the predicament i’m in”
kolivan: “bitch i would punt you into the sun no hesitation”
ulaz: “my life is the bee movie except every time someone says ‘essay’ i die just a little more inside”
antok: “everyone says i’m a chill guy but my life is crashing down around me and my internal monologue is one giant keyboard smash on caps lock *takes sip of coffee*”
Um...I've been stanning B.A.P for point 5 seconds, and I have like no idea who anyone is, I have to many other groups in my head...mind helping me out?
Member wise SURE, btw you made a good choice stanning B.A.P they are lovely people ANYWAYS
Leader - Rapper - oldest - awkward dad - Tigger enthusiast Yongguk writes and produces like all of B.A.Ps music, people who don’t follow B.A.P usually find him intimidating but he’s actually so incredibly soft and sweet and shy. He’s an introvert at heart that is scared of going over 30 MPH on his bike. Is a soft man but writes the darkest music, Has a small dog he must protect! Biggest Sleepy/Untouchable fanboy probably. -How to tell him apart is music is his deep ass cave voice -How to tell him apart from the group he’s usually the quiet shy one who awkwardly smiles and laughs at everything in the back.
Visual - Vocal - Gorgeous - Aesthetic mom - Bunny teeth ;;; Himchan is loud and adorable and needs to be protected. A Soft adorable man who cares about his fans sososososos much, Visual king, like he’s so pretty in pictures but irl??? fucking f l a w l e s s. Wine mom, his instagram is just the most beautiful thing you’d see ever. his vocals are sosososo neat ;; -How to tell him apart in music: voice is a lot more horse than the other members, in their heavier songs his voice SHINES but usually his voice is a lot deeper than the others in the vocal line -How to tell him apart in group He’s usually fighting with Daehyun, or loving up and being really soft with Jongup, “Dance Machine~” and just honestly usually loud all the time. :D
Main Vocal - Face of group - Baby advocate - Adorable - Professional bias wrecker - Back tattoo that everyone fucking craves to see help. Daehyun is honestly the cutest human alive???? lives and breathes for B.A.P, spoils the fandom/his stans with content. Vlive king, inhales when he laughs, gushy lovey greasy boy. His instagram is selfies galore, deletes everything honestly. B.A.Ps biggest fan, Yongguks hype man, honestly a blessing (he’s my ult bias I’m sorry) - How to tell him apart in music: high notes that make you actually want to cry???? - How to tell him apart from group: L O U D, singing in the background of any video, Hearts everywhere, Picking on Jongup or fighting with Himchan or gushing over Youngjae.
Lead/main vocal - apple cheeks - King of aegyo - Original snake Youngjae is the sassy fuck we need in this world, the most extra when around Daehyun or Zelo, Super greasy with fans, Inventor of chokers, COLLAR BONES!!!!!!!!!!, honestly he is so soft and cute, quiet on SNS usually so when we get IG posts from him the fandom collectively cries. Constantly throwing shade at everyone, B.A.Ps appointed MC for everything. Also a loud son. Just such a precious boy. -How to tell him apart in music: amazing vocals usually a bit more nasally, On stage he squints his left eye, like alll the time every song no matter what it’s a blessing. - How to tell apart from group: fluffy hair no matter what, throwing shade at Daehyun, probably standing next to Zelo and looks extra small. He is actually small tho protect.
Vocal - Main dancer - Snake 2.0 - Choreographs B.A.P dances - Shake shake and Chocolate Milk advocate Jongup is the quiet awkward one that makes everyone cry. Actual angel, Has not one bad bone in his body, is actually high key rude asf and throws the hardest shade at everyone, no one is safe from his smartass shit. Literally a fucking meme. “Look at this precious boy” you’ll say, “He’s so adorable and soft” wrong, He has the rudest stage presence. His solo songs are dirty and we love it. Likes Anime and Manga and being naked and dong coptering around the dorm before showering, I’d say “Protect Jongup” but Himchan has that covered. Everyones favorite son. When he laughs everyone stops breathing for a while. -How to tell him apart in music: I actually get him mixed up with Youngjae often I’m so sorry, but he has some amazing vocals during his verses, stage wise is completely different. ALSO HAS SOME BAD ASS POSE TO FUCK US UP WITH AND DOES LOTS OF BACK FLIPS. - How to tell him apart from the group: Awkward, does weird fucking shit sometimes that make us go ?????, looks and acts like an angel, Probably being teased by Himchan.
Zelo (Choi Junhong)
Rapper - main dancer - Maknae - Tallest small - Choreographs BAP dances - Will skateboard over your dead body while salt bae-ing - 3am Vlive king - Only member with a stage name and we don’t know why (and neither does he) Zelo is everyones favorite son, “Dont’ call him a child>:(>:(>:(”, Lowkey greasy, Buff as fuck, TEASE ON STAGE, Meme off stage, Instagram lives are his aesthetic, has a small dog he loves more then himself. Has an instagram for his small dog. Yongguks biggest fan, Was literally raised by B.A.P into the most respectful son ever. One of the fastest rappers in South Korea, not as loud but is HELLA EXTRA, illegally drinks in America bless. -How to tell him apart in music - Rapper who doesn’t have a cave voice, On stage is probably spinning at high speeds or humping the stage, or doing a air gutar move, really any of those - How to tell him apart from group : T A L L A S F U C K, a massive goof ball, He does this face a lot that when you see it you just go “Damnit Zelo”. Usually with Youngjae and they are loud together. bless
Their newest MV really has them shine the most in each of their positions, plus the visuals are beautiful so like yeah. ENJOY B.A.P MY FRIEND YOU’RE IN FOR A HELL OF A TIME
The visual version of my post that said, “Klavier Gavin actually has bad eyesight and needs glasses, but he wears contacts because he doesn’t want to be mistaken for his brother: especially after what happened in AA4. Sometimes he squints to see shit and it sort of looks like he’s giving bedroom eyes because the man is just so flawlessly sexy and Apollo’s like, ‘Why is he looking at me like that?’ But really Klavier is trying to read what’s on the document Apollo just held up as evidence. ”
Omfg I love coming on your blog! Makes my experience in Kpop much more fun! Can I request a Jackson scenario? Where a fight turns into sexual tension. #dadsykinks4thewin thank you kindly!
I love you
“Jackson don’t touch me.” You snarled wrenching your wrist
from the male’s grip walking into your shared house.
“Really Y/N? You’re going to be like this?” Jackson
questioned slamming the door to house kicking off his shoes.
“You know what, screw you Jackson. Why don’t you just go
find the girl you were eye fucking and talk it out with her.” You said angrily
moving towards the kitchen to rummage through the fridge finding a bottle water
to chug down your parched mouth. Sighing Jackson came in the same space as you
balling his hands up lightly he eyed you.
“Y/N it’s not like that and you know it.” He urged as he
stare at you.
“Really baby?” You asked blinking your eyelashes and of
course he fell for it smiling lightly thinking he was off the hook.
“Really baby girl.” He said gently pressing close to you.
“I have words.” You said sweetly smiling. “Piss. Off.” You
barked chugging the rest of the water down before you made your way towards the
room down the hallway. You heard Jackson growl and punch the way before he came
chasing after you into the room.
“Don’t you dare walk away from me!” He commanded staring at
your frame his own body shaking and red.
“I do whatever I want. I don’t see anyone here who owns me.”
You snapped at him moving to walk into your closet. “And quite frankly I don’t
want any excuses. You’re sleeping on the couch tonight buddy.” You pushed a
pillow at him starting to strip your clothes slowly.
“Because you think I was looking at another woman?” Jackson
asked with his voice raising and bless the poor neighbors if they heard you. It
wasn’t the fact that Jackson had been looking at another woman shit happens and
sometimes you do it. You’re human. But that was over the limit. He kept staring
at her while you were talking and holding his hand. It was embarrassing to see
others look at you and judge your relationship.
“Jackson.. Please. Just get out.” You said softly pointing
at the door. Voice quivering and eyes welling up you sighed softly. More than
anything you felt your pride being hurt. You weren’t good enough for him. Not
sexy enough and if a woman could so easily take his attention then what were
“Don’t you fucking dare.” Jackson shouted. He hated seeing
you cry he hated himself for what he had done. It wasn’t like she was all that,
she was just different curvy like you but she wasn’t you and he knew in his
heart he only wanted to be with you. But how to prove it? “Don’t you cry behind
another female or male.”
“HOW CAN I NOT?!” You yelled out tears streaking down our
face as you balled up your fist tighter. “You looked at her like how you used
to look at me! When did you stop caring Jackson? When did I not become enough
for you? When wasn’t I sexy enough or beautiful enough to make your heart
melt?! Will you leave me.. Daddy?” You said the name softly looking down at
your feet as the running tears made soft dark puddle droplets beside your feet
into the light brown carpet. Hearing you call him daddy broke everything in his
mind. He only could focus on one thing, his cock stirring in his pants. He knew
he had to make it up to you and this was step one. Sex didn’t change everything
but it could make you see how needy he was for just you.
Sighing when he didn’t answer you walked out the room
wanting to leave the tension filled space but Jackson snapped out of it.
Following you he roughly pushed you against the wall causing you to gasp. You
were going to scream at him but he silenced you with a kiss his hands ripping
at your shirt. He tore the fabric wide open causing you to gasp giving him
access to your mouth. He sucked on your tongue with his own dominating the kiss
as his hands shoved up your skirt. His fingers found your panties and almost
tearing them he roughly moved them to the side plunging two fingers inside of your
damp pussy. Jackson pulled back to eye you with intensity and need.
“Do you really think I’d ever leave you for another fucking
girl? Do you ever think I can’t fucking live without you? Huh! Your sassy ass
mouth and charming ways. And let’s not forget this sweet pussy that I just love
cumming in so much. You’re my princess and nobody else will fucking lay hands
on you.” His words were almost a growl causing your stomach to tighten up as
your pussy got wetter. He quickly gripped at your hips with one hand using his
strength to lift you until he was wrapping only one of your legs around his
neck and the other around his waist. Pulling back his drenched fingers he
tongue fucked you sucking on your pussy harshly. Head moving side to side he
made sure to run his tongue over everything once. Curving it and thrusting it
rapidly against your spot causing you to cry out and pull at his hair trying to
get him away from you but it didn’t work. His free hand gripped at your breast kneading
the flesh one by one until he felt you tightening up on his tongue. Pulling out
from you he sat you on your feet and spun you around to face the wall pinning
you there. His free hand moved to yank down his zipper freeing his shaft. He
kept his pants on gripping at the base of his cock to rub it up and down your
dripping folds. In one go without warning he slammed into you pushing you both
against the wall so that he could feel you up and you could take all of him.
You cried out hands bracing on the wall for support but it didn’t last. Jackson
pulled your body back a bit so that he could grab at your hips and pound into
you. He growled out at how you started to scream for him, your juices sliding
out of your wet cunt and onto his shaft. He spread your legs wide pressing a
hand down your back making you arch so that he could angle his hips and abuse
your spot. Again, and again he plowed into your pussy his hands switching from leaving
bruises in your hips to grabbing at your breast and playing with them.
Occasionally he slapped at them and pulled on your nipples causing you to damn
near sob against the wall from the pleasure and pain. A hand drifted down to
your clit and he rubbed at the bud quickly not giving you any time to prepare
for his assault on your pussy. Your eyes rolled back and your back arched more.
Legs shaking you were resting your head against the wall so that you could hold
yourself up in some kind of way. You couldn’t even warn Jackson of how close
you were because all that left your lips were gibberish mixed in with his name
but in a few more thrusts he had you shouting for mercy, cumming on his cock
and going limp in his hold. Jackson pressed you back against the wall
continuing to abuse your clit and fuck into you from behind slamming his hips
against yours. You tried to pull away your body was sensitive and buzzing but
he didn’t have that. Causing you to squirt as you came again Jackson filled you
up to the brim his cock releasing long thick ropes of cum inside of you.
Jackson felt his own legs buck and he held you against the wall letting both of
your breathing calm down before he spoke.
“The fact that you think I would leave you. For anyone
amazes me. I may look but I know what I have, or I wouldn’t be with you. You’re
an amazing woman and I was an asshole for checking her out like that. And I could
blame it on being a man or I can just man up and say I’m sorry. So, I apologize
and if it happens again I will take whatever repercussion you give me. But I love
you Y/N. Your pussy, your body and your smart-ass mouth and attitude. You’re my
world and no matter what no woman will be able to change that.” He waited for
an answer but when you didn’t say anything he looked at you frowning seeing
“I’m not crying.. You’re crying.” You teased shoving at him.
“I love you too. But you’re still sleeping on the couch. After you carry me and
bathe me.” You teased him but he only thrusted his hips forward wrapping his
arms around your waist.
“Or we could both stay here and fuck like rabbits until I
get it right.”