sometimes i make things and idk why

ok but can you imagine seamus ’ dad (dads a muggle, mums a witch) reacting to baby seamus’ magic?!? like one day he’s just taking care of seamus and all of a sudden a fUCKING VASE BLOWS UP AND HES LIKE “HOOOOLYYY SHITT” and it would just be at the worst times like they would be potty training seamus and all of a sudden the toilet blows up!! lol Seamus’ dad would probably be on edge 25/8 while his mum would be soooo proud like “our wittle seamus is a wizard! can you believe it?!”

and when seamus was accepted into hogwarts he hadn’t blown up something in years only to come back with both his eyebrows burnt off.

i bet sometimes his dad would joke like “one day son, you’re gonna blow up the whole bloody school”

and then imagine his reaction when he finds out that after the war seamus actually DID blow up the school (but in a good way lol) because mcgonagall told him to make everything go ‘boom’

his dad would be so relieved and proud like “that’s my boy!! that’s my son!! he blew up baldy and his friends. the whole lot of em!!”

idk why i think of these things

Oh Captain!// Steve Rogers x Reader (P2)

Pairing: Steve Rogers x POC Reader
Word Count: 2k+
Warning: Language, fluff, smut, unprotected sex (WRAP YOUR WANG BEFORE YOU BANG), slight dry humping, bit of dirty talk, a little Sub!Steve…if you squint and cock your head at a 45 degree angle.
Summary: Steve bares all, in more ways than one. How is anyone supposed to resist this god-forsakenly beautiful man? You don’t; you give into temptation and enjoy the ride. Sometimes Steve’s smart mouth gets him into trouble. Bonus: Bruce is so cute when he’s embarrassed.

A/N: I’m still getting the hang of this smut thing so pls bear with me. Idk why tf I’m so damn shy about writing it when I’m sinful as hell irl.  Also bless you @emilyevanston for reminding me that Steve is so much more than just Captain America. Sorry this took so long, hopefully the fic makes up for the long ass wait! Feedback is absolutely appreciated.

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

Previously on Oh Captain!

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ive had like one crush my entire life and even then i was like??? do i just really want to be your friend???? and i kind of hate that

  • Jinyoung: I'm your mom
  • Sungjin: I'm your dad
  • Brian: I'm your cool cousin
  • Dowoon and Wonpil: We're your cute nephews who you spoil
  • Jae: I'm your weird drunk uncle that you avoid at parties because of my bad jokes
  • JYP: I'm your grandmother who makes too much food and says things like, "I brought you all into this world I can take you out of it"

colinoeyebrows  asked:

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OH MY GOD HIEU. hfdlgkjdhsd. okay. this is gonna take a while! hahaha.

under the cut i’m literally about to recommend 54 blogs…wooow.

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eddsworld musical au could either be two things:

Tord is fucking pissed the whole time and when people ask him why never sings he responds by screaming “I SING WITH GUNS.” and proceeds to shoot someone. Tom is just drunk singing the whole time…somebody make him stop please it doesn’t even sound good. Matt interrupts as many times as possible and sings other people’s songs because he wants attention. Edd is trying his best. He forgets the words sometimes or starts laughing in the middle of songs but he’s trying okay.

or

All four of them are angry and grumpy all the time because evERYBODY IS SINGING NON-STOP AND DANCING 24/7. The boys decide that they must save the world by eliminating everyone. Tom loses his shit when it’s Christmas, because you know how that goes. Tord gets kidnapped at one point and is forced to listen and watch a musical number of Sunshine Lollipops. Edd gets serenaded by Cola Cans (he secretly likes it). Matt gets a hole song and dance choreographed just for him and he’s really happy about it.

Trini and Billy Brotp Headcanons

 I realy think they’d be surprisingly good friends like Billy would be kinda scared of her at first bc she’s p intimidating despite..being short 

-but she’s always protective of him bc she know’s how it’s like to be bullied for being different like she had bad experiences at the other schools she went to    [more under the cut]

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anonymous asked:

I don't like to do any assumption but I think now is more than obvious how much Yoongi like Hobi, he love the other members too but for Hobi is something different and anyone can see that. But the real question is, do you think Hobi like him back or this is just a one sided crush? bc idk, he's always so nice and carrying with all members, thats the way he's. Idk is hard to tell this things bc we dont know them, but to me sometimes feels like Yoongi has a crush while Hobi only see him as a friend

yeaaaaah same……………… because of moments like in today’s gayo when yoongi went for a hug and hoseok was just “nope”. or in the last gayo when instead of trying but failing to dance with yoongi properly (like jungkook and jimin did) hoseok was just being extra. that’s why i don’t trust nice people smh at first they make you feel special but then it turns out they’re treating everyone like that. and it’s not like it’s their fault it’s just how they are so you can’t even get angry with them 😞 that’s why i hope yoongi’s ok ldajsdskmsd even if we’re talking about platonic crushes i feel like he likes hoseok more than hoseok likes him 

reasons why seungkwan is a sweetheart
  • even if he’s part of the maknae line, you can see how much 17 members rely on him, always checking his reactions, and expect him to lead everything (and are usually lost if he’s not there)
  • if no one is saying anything during an interview, even if he’s not the MC he either leads the members or starts talking even if it’s nonsense to save the situation
  • he always tries his best to give good advices, and more than anything: always encourage people a lot
  • he’s able to get along with everyone, even new staff really quickly
  • he likes to make a lot of jokes, but he’s always careful of people’s reaction: if it looks like he said/did something that would make other unconfortable or hurt them he apologizes right away and try to make them feel better by saying nice things about them or gives them a hug
  • he just gives tons of hug to people who are pouting even a bit, or just tons of hugs in general
  • he’s just extremely polite and respectful: like on One Fine Day, when they were given something to eat after picking bossam in Cheongsando, he was the first one to go to other workers to feed them
  • after Mingyu used one the bossam to stop a fire, he apologized right away with a 90° bow to workers who gave them bossam
  • he’s careful of everyone like he tries to make everyone shine, and he keeps telling fun stories about members who don’t talk much
  • he protects his members of any situation where they could be embarrassed: when people ask Jihoon’s height, when Jeonghan accidently spat on the floor (and he moved quickly to hide it with his foot), or when Hoshi was asked if he changed the choregraphy this week too but he didn’t so Seungkwan immediately explained how Hoshi had so much work that it was impossible for him to do so
  • he’s careful of other members likes and dislikes, like when a member suggested to cook curry in a cooking program, he immediately said « no we have a member who doesn’t like curry » before Woozi even said that he disliked it
  • he’s extremely observant and can tell when seungcheol is lying, when woozi is embarassed and acting like he’s not, or really pretty much anything about the members
  • he’s interrested in foreign members’ culture a lot, like  he kept saying to Minghao how he wanted to try chinese food, until Minghao had enough and took him and Jun  to a chinese restaurant
  • and he’s always talking in english, and even try to communicate with foreign fans by using it
  • he didn’t show much of his japanese yet, but it seems pretty good since he’s one the of member who says the longest sentences in japanese
  • he’s very affectionate with everyone really and even more to fans: he greets them with the biggest smile on his face, hands waving really high in the sky, and he  just looks so happy and excited
  • when he leaves he either greets the fans the same way, or looks really extremely sadden to leave
  • he always tries his hardest to communicate with fans, no matter if they are foreigners or not, he has no problem trying to use their language, and start asking them questions about where they are from even if the situation doesn’t really permit them to talk
  • so whenever he’s in a situation where he can’t really talk (like when he was doing Sukira for exemple) he writes on a notebook things he wants to ask to fans (« are you excited for the comeback? », or after asking to a foreigner where she’s from: « NY? » to make sure), saying thank you to fans « thank you for congratulating me for my graduation♡  », talking about his feelings « i’m going to sing later, i’m so nervous », « i missed you »
  • he’s also one of the member who communicate the most withs fans on SNS
  • because of Pledis’ rules he sometimes has to refuse things like taking pictures, or giving people his signature, and he was said to look extremely sorry and apparently kept apologizing everytime it happened
  • he always show the same respect to sunbae groups, no matter if they are a popular or an unpopular group, he’s admiring all of them and keeps talking about how much he liked one of their song or enjoyed things they did in the past, etc
  • he’s like some kind of Jeju ambassador: never letting anymore makes fun of it, even if playing along with other people’s jokes would make it easier for him to fit
  • he has his own insecurities like his weight or his dancing skills (he used to be considered one of the worst dancer) and how he’s the one being scold the most during recording usually, but he never blames anyone joking about his weight, or people scolding him during dance practice, or  during recording. He just keeps working hard to diet, and improve in any area he’s not confident in
  • he makes sure the members don’t loose confidence in themselves, like when seokmin had to show a special talent on a show but reactions weren’t so good, he took his hand even if he was really far away from him to show support
  • he showers members with praises about anything related to their insecurities: like randomly talking about how happy he is that seungcheol is the leader, how much he likes mingyu’s skin color, or how fun joshua is and actually not a boring person at all…
  • when Jeonghan joined the group and was awkward with everyone, Seungkwan was the first one who tried getting close to him, by doing a lot of silly jokes, and it was never said but it looks like it took some time for Minghao to become close to the members, and Seungkwan also seems like one of the first who started looking out for him
  • he loves babies and kids so much and if seungkwan is usually the most professional of the group in any given situation, kids are an exception for him: he just stops talking about what he was supposed to talk about and keeps playing with the kid and talk no-stop about how cute he/she is, or even almost forget about the « no photo of people without their consent » rule, because they are so cute to him
  • he knows every members’ birthday
  • seungkwan always thought during his predebut days that he would be the least popular, and his biggest fear has always been not getting any attention at all, not being noticed
  • he was said to be a soft-heart boy since predebut: he cried more than Chan when his father came, also cried the hardest when samuel’s mother read a letter written for seventeen’s members, was the only one who cried when he read his letter for his mother on parent’s day, cried when doing a video message to his mother on 17project and couldn’t stop crying after seeing her, cried at the boys wish concert, cried when seventeen won their first rookie award, and got extremely emotional on his last day at Sukira with Ryeowook and the rest of the S-line, and on the One Fine Day when the 3 leaders read their letters
  • he also cares a lot about member’s feelings, like he was afraid for seokmin’s feelings when no judge talked about his singing in 17project (while seungkwan was praised), or when vernon said he felt sorry to seventeen about SMTM, he said later in an interview « He was talking about how he was sorry. What’s there to be sorry about~ right? » ©
  • he loves his mom so much and keeps talking about her no matter what; he even almost gave up on being an idol because he didn’t want to leave his mom in jeju
  • he gets anxious really easily, and sometimes he’s tired but since he’s the moodmaker and has pride on this title, he doesn’t want to let other people seeing his tired-side and try to gives energy to people as much as he can no matter what
  • i have so many things to say but i’ll stop there, so just remember that seungkwan is a sweetheart and that he deserves all the love

anonymous asked:

I heard Pisces mc are vague and mysterious is that why you can't ever understand them lol do u know people on here w/Pisces mc? I

it because they literally just talk nonsense like pisces is neptune lol….they go on tangents, sometimes they’ll try to sound poetic but it comes across like a drunk person on the internet, they’ll make a joke and tell it wrong, they literally just won’t make things clear. they talk about inside jokes only they know or they skip words in sentences…they’re so chaotic

Things I know about Supernatural without ever watching it

- Lady on ceiling on fire?????!
- Two brothers. Sam and Dean Winchester
- guy named Cas is some kind of demon (idk but he has wings sometimes)
- most people ship destiel (even I ship it and I’ve never watched it but damn u tumblr)
- carry on my wayward son makes people cry for some reason
- redheaded witch screws shit up
- if u sleep with sam ur doomed
- Pentagrams and salt mean something
- one of em ends up working at a supermarket or something?
- misha colins is very pretty
- sams the one with the floppy hair
- chevy impala
- much death

Spells from my personal Book of Shadows

Hello guys! I haven’t posted any of my spells lately, so here’s some things from my BoS ♥ Really no one has seen these spells; so you’re a lucky bunch! (not really they’re just random spells that prob don’t even work smh)

Study Oil

*Grass

*Star Anise

*Star anise seeds

*Cinnamon stick

*Lavender

*Rosemary

*Fennel seeds

*Mint

*Rose petals

*Quartz

*Oil

Sleep/Prophetic Potion

(Okay here’s the story of this; I made it for my Mum to try, since I don’t like the herbs I put it in it lol. It was supposed to make your have prophetic dreams, but it just made her not have any dreams. So take this recipe with a grain of salt lol)

*Hot water

*Chamomile

*Cinnamon

*Allspice

*Star Anise

Protection Spray

*Spray bottle

*Warm water

*Dried garlic

*Salt

Note; when salt water dries, it leaves clumps of salt.

“Get your Way” Spell

You’ll need; Yellow Candles, Yellow Thread, Pen & Paper.

–Put the candles in any order you want. Write what you desire on the paper, roll it up tightly and tie it up tightly with the thread. Wrap the cord around the candles, intertwining it all (put it thread down near the bottom of the candles so it doesn’t catch on fire.) Light your candles and deeply think of your intent and desire. Let the candles burn down.

Note; this is for good  desires and intent only.

Extra;

Cursing Salt

*White sea salt

*Paprika (powder)

*Cinnamon (powder)

*Nutmeg (powder)

*Dried garlic

*Crushed dried red pepper

*Black pepper

*Crushed anise

–I’m not honestly sure why this is in my BoS? I don’t usually put curses in this one (I have about 4 book of shadows), and secondly, most of this stuff (like garlic and sometimes even cinnamon)  is used in protection spells and not commonly used in curses? Like idk if I wrote the recipe down correctly, or mistranslated it (i wrote it in Rune alphabet) but idk I’m just  confused about it lol. I personally don’t curses but I make things to use in curses lmao. But if you do use this, I made it for the intent of giving curses an extra kick.

Anyways, I’ll post more things like this soon. Love and Light, Amaryllis♥~

pyatagodynaranku  asked:

Ok but esc just started and I already see people all around Tumblr saying that Ukraine is the worst host country. Can someone explain why? What did we do wrong? I'm so tired of my country being considered the worst at everything and sometimes it's not even fair. Idk it just makes me so sad. Why people are so bitter? I almost want to cry, bc things like this make me even sometimes being ashamed of being Ukrainian, bc people think that my country is the worst, is boring, is stupid...

Please don’t be ashamed of being Ukranian. Last year ORF was also criticized and it’s just because Sweden always leave the level very high. And in tv people tend to see the errors very easily when 70% of the time everything is running smoothky :)

Still windy out! But also River and dresses, man.

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« Friendzone. Has a woman ever done anything worse to you than put you on a friendzone? » — Daniel Radcliffe at The F Word red carpet in Toronto. (x)

Does anybody else internally narrate their lives when they are bored? 

Because I know I do, and it is always either Morgan Freeman or Mike Rowe’s voice…

willow-wanderings reblogged your post “There’s a buzzfeed quiz on which American Gods character you are. I got Mr. World. :)”

 i got czernobog which i kinda like he’s one of my fav characters in the book he’s a good guy idk why they have him as the ‘god of evil’ just because he has a thing for human sacrifices done with a hammer to the skull ok so maybe he’s not a sparkling avatar of purity but i don’t know if i go as far as straight up 'evil’